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thabear04
10-11-2017, 10:57 AM
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Simply Red
10-11-2017, 10:59 AM
:facepalm:

hometeam
10-11-2017, 11:09 AM
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no1curr

In58men
10-11-2017, 11:18 AM
:facepalm:

I thought it was funny and Olsen's video is entertaining as well.

RippedmyFlesh
10-11-2017, 11:47 AM
new treatment for concussion recovery?

Fish
10-11-2017, 11:56 AM
LOL... a $5 potato chip...

AMDChief
10-11-2017, 12:02 PM
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Warrick
10-11-2017, 12:09 PM
https://youtu.be/8EZfZ--5mAQ Definitely not his first time eating hot food for the camera.

carcosa
10-11-2017, 12:20 PM
Travis is a funny guy and has good camera presence!!!

ThaVirus
10-11-2017, 12:37 PM
"Acid reflex"

JakeF
10-11-2017, 12:43 PM
Kelce was pretty badass about it.

Hoover
10-11-2017, 12:44 PM
Its silly, but kinda funny.

kcxiv
10-11-2017, 12:45 PM
"Acid reflex"

Thats the life i live. it fucking sucks. i love hot foods, but acid reflux sucks.

ptlyon
10-11-2017, 12:50 PM
"Acid reflex"

Flex. Flex flex flex flex flex

carcosa
10-11-2017, 12:54 PM
Its silly, but kinda funny.

Just like life!!! haha

cooper barrett
10-11-2017, 12:58 PM
Chomp on the brown ones, Kelce, your headache will be the last of your worries....
Chocolate Ghost
White Ghost/ Habanero hybrid
Poblano, and Italian Cherry peppers

ThaVirus
10-11-2017, 01:02 PM
Thats the life i live. it ****ing sucks. i love hot foods, but acid reflux sucks.

Dude I work with has GERD. He had to completely change up his diet.. seems pretty shitty.

Buehler445
10-11-2017, 03:21 PM
ROFL

I'm going to NO I will not drink the milk. Greg.

TigeRRUppeRRcut
10-11-2017, 06:13 PM
ROFL

I'm going to NO I will not drink the milk. Greg.

That was my favorite part

Chiefshrink
10-11-2017, 06:50 PM
Its silly, but kinda funny.

Kelce is our official Bluto Blutarski of the Chiefs. A tool we all love :D

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lewdog
10-11-2017, 07:01 PM
TLDR

Summarize?

RealSNR
10-11-2017, 07:39 PM
You know what? Fuck all of you. Every single last one of you. Kelce brings meaning to our existence. He's the chocolate chip cookie you eat when life just fucking sucks.

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/travis-kelce-ejected-for-throwing-towel-at-ref.gif?w=1000

This shit is fucking hilarious. It's the ultimate "Herpa derp derp look at me I'm a flag-throwing pillowbitergot ref derpa derp" insult.

You're going to say this isn't funny?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/vbi2ao7iplm82tkktbzf.gif

Refs are choads, guys. They're all (not just some, but all) a bunch of mother fucking douchebag choads. Kelce dares to bring some levity to these tense scream-it-out situations during football games, and he's a hero for doing so. Life is too fucking short to worry about keeping shit to yourself when you have something this blessedly funny to share with the world.

No, he shouldn't do this shit every game. Just occasionally. Maybe average about one per season. And if you say "No more! Never do it again!" but god damn it, you are a bunch of uptight pricks. "But muh 15 yards!!!!!! Waaaahhh!"

15 yards comes and fucking goes in the NFL. It's fleeting. It's a missed block away between your RB gaining either 2 or 17 yards. It's an errant throw from your receiver catching a wide open TD and your star player going down with a season ending injury all because your QB didn't see the dude open. And nowhere is it more fleeting than in officiating. These fucking assholes have a tough job, but there are times where they don't even TRY to get the call fucking right. I mean, for fuck's sake... defensive pass interference is just GIVING the receiver the goddamn yardage at the point of contact? You make a bad call there as a ref, THAT shit is way fucking worse than 15 yards of unsportsmanlike conduct.

Yet we just let that shit go because every team has to deal with it, and it sucks when it happens to you, but that's just the way it goes, right? It's a great equalizer and the key is to not do it to yourself? Pass interference is such a hit-or-miss call that who are you to decide that the rare gem from Kelce that costs us 15 yards is too statistically valuable when not turning your head an extra 10 degrees as a CB is enough to cost your team 30 or even 40+ yards on a single play?

You're going to seriously cry and bitch and moan about the two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties on Kelce in games that we won? "He can't do that!! Stop him!"

Fuck you all. I'm glad Kelce did those penalties. If he keeps his mouth shut, the Chiefs save 15 yards, and I don't fucking give a rat's fucking ass because the end outcome is the fucking same. I'm here to be goddamn entertained, and that's what Kelce fucking brings to this shitfuck sport that's about to go the way of boxing with all these rule changes and new reports that CTE is way more fucking lethal than we even thought. We're all here to remember fun stuff. And that's what Kelce is. Fun.

You will all probably disagree with me. You can do that. You're wrong, but you can do that. These gifs will last a lifetime, and they were basically painless. They cost us nothing. The Chiefs still won.

God bless Travis Kelce, and God bless America.

kysirsoze
10-11-2017, 08:10 PM
You know what? Fuck all of you. Every single last one of you. Kelce brings meaning to our existence. He's the chocolate chip cookie you eat when life just fucking sucks.

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/travis-kelce-ejected-for-throwing-towel-at-ref.gif?w=1000

This shit is fucking hilarious. It's the ultimate "Herpa derp derp look at me I'm a flag-throwing pillowbitergot ref derpa derp" insult.

You're going to say this isn't funny?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/vbi2ao7iplm82tkktbzf.gif

Refs are choads, guys. They're all (not just some, but all) a bunch of mother fucking douchebag choads. Kelce dares to bring some levity to these tense scream-it-out situations during football games, and he's a hero for doing so. Life is too fucking short to worry about keeping shit to yourself when you have something this blessedly funny to share with the world.

No, he shouldn't do this shit every game. Just occasionally. Maybe average about one per season. And if you say "No more! Never do it again!" but god damn it, you are a bunch of uptight pricks. "But muh 15 yards!!!!!! Waaaahhh!"

15 yards comes and fucking goes in the NFL. It's fleeting. It's a missed block away between your RB gaining either 2 or 17 yards. It's an errant throw from your receiver catching a wide open TD and your star player going down with a season ending injury all because your QB didn't see the dude open. And nowhere is it more fleeting than in officiating. These fucking assholes have a tough job, but there are times where they don't even TRY to get the call fucking right. I mean, for fuck's sake... defensive pass interference is just GIVING the receiver the goddamn yardage at the point of contact? You make a bad call there as a ref, THAT shit is way fucking worse than 15 yards of unsportsmanlike conduct.

Yet we just let that shit go because every team has to deal with it, and it sucks when it happens to you, but that's just the way it goes, right? It's a great equalizer and the key is to not do it to yourself? Pass interference is such a hit-or-miss call that who are you to decide that the rare gem from Kelce that costs us 15 yards is too statistically valuable when not turning your head an extra 10 degrees as a CB is enough to cost your team 30 or even 40+ yards on a single play?

You're going to seriously cry and bitch and moan about the two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties on Kelce in games that we won? "He can't do that!! Stop him!"

Fuck you all. I'm glad Kelce did those penalties. If he keeps his mouth shut, the Chiefs save 15 yards, and I don't fucking give a rat's fucking ass because the end outcome is the fucking same. I'm here to be goddamn entertained, and that's what Kelce fucking brings to this shitfuck sport that's about to go the way of boxing with all these rule changes and new reports that CTE is way more fucking lethal than we even thought. We're all here to remember fun stuff. And that's what Kelce is. Fun.

You will all probably disagree with me. You can do that. You're wrong, but you can do that. These gifs will last a lifetime, and they were basically painless. They cost us nothing. The Chiefs still won.

God bless Travis Kelce, and God bless America.

Fucking rep.

That flag thing was so fucking funny. Practically every other Chiefs fan I knew was pissed and I couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if I've ever seen a more "worth it" penalty in my life. Kelce is great. He'd be worth the penalties just for his play, but you're right. It's more than that.

carcosa
10-11-2017, 10:51 PM
Refs are basically cops.

The Franchise
10-11-2017, 11:17 PM
You know what? Fuck all of you. Every single last one of you. Kelce brings meaning to our existence. He's the chocolate chip cookie you eat when life just fucking sucks.

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/travis-kelce-ejected-for-throwing-towel-at-ref.gif?w=1000

This shit is fucking hilarious. It's the ultimate "Herpa derp derp look at me I'm a flag-throwing pillowbitergot ref derpa derp" insult.

You're going to say this isn't funny?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/vbi2ao7iplm82tkktbzf.gif

Refs are choads, guys. They're all (not just some, but all) a bunch of mother fucking douchebag choads. Kelce dares to bring some levity to these tense scream-it-out situations during football games, and he's a hero for doing so. Life is too fucking short to worry about keeping shit to yourself when you have something this blessedly funny to share with the world.

No, he shouldn't do this shit every game. Just occasionally. Maybe average about one per season. And if you say "No more! Never do it again!" but god damn it, you are a bunch of uptight pricks. "But muh 15 yards!!!!!! Waaaahhh!"

15 yards comes and fucking goes in the NFL. It's fleeting. It's a missed block away between your RB gaining either 2 or 17 yards. It's an errant throw from your receiver catching a wide open TD and your star player going down with a season ending injury all because your QB didn't see the dude open. And nowhere is it more fleeting than in officiating. These fucking assholes have a tough job, but there are times where they don't even TRY to get the call fucking right. I mean, for fuck's sake... defensive pass interference is just GIVING the receiver the goddamn yardage at the point of contact? You make a bad call there as a ref, THAT shit is way fucking worse than 15 yards of unsportsmanlike conduct.

Yet we just let that shit go because every team has to deal with it, and it sucks when it happens to you, but that's just the way it goes, right? It's a great equalizer and the key is to not do it to yourself? Pass interference is such a hit-or-miss call that who are you to decide that the rare gem from Kelce that costs us 15 yards is too statistically valuable when not turning your head an extra 10 degrees as a CB is enough to cost your team 30 or even 40+ yards on a single play?

You're going to seriously cry and bitch and moan about the two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties on Kelce in games that we won? "He can't do that!! Stop him!"

Fuck you all. I'm glad Kelce did those penalties. If he keeps his mouth shut, the Chiefs save 15 yards, and I don't fucking give a rat's fucking ass because the end outcome is the fucking same. I'm here to be goddamn entertained, and that's what Kelce fucking brings to this shitfuck sport that's about to go the way of boxing with all these rule changes and new reports that CTE is way more fucking lethal than we even thought. We're all here to remember fun stuff. And that's what Kelce is. Fun.

You will all probably disagree with me. You can do that. You're wrong, but you can do that. These gifs will last a lifetime, and they were basically painless. They cost us nothing. The Chiefs still won.

God bless Travis Kelce, and God bless America.

Bravo sir!

OldSchool
10-11-2017, 11:26 PM
https://youtu.be/8EZfZ--5mAQ Definitely not his first time eating hot food for the camera.

That was one of my favorite episodes of that show. Pretty funny stuff.

kcxiv
10-12-2017, 01:09 AM
Dude I work with has GERD. He had to completely change up his diet.. seems pretty shitty.

yeah, i have it too, my doc texts me every once in a while asking how its doing! lol, it only fucking burns sometimes its pretty mild for me, but sometimes, its just super fuciking annoying Though, some shit i wont even touch anymore, or if i do, i take precautions lol

Baby Lee
04-26-2018, 03:08 PM
https://youtu.be/8EZfZ--5mAQ Definitely not his first time eating hot food for the camera.

The Man takes the challenge!!

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BlackHelicopters
04-26-2018, 03:36 PM
Wow. Kelce is even dumber than I thought.
But the pussy.........

Ecto-I
04-26-2018, 04:05 PM
Pretty funny, but Shaq eating the chip is HILARIOUS

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Simply Red
04-26-2018, 04:06 PM
The Man takes the challenge!!

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Brown is about my favorite.

Bearcat
01-02-2021, 09:35 PM
Just found this tonight on youtube. Took a small sample of one of these earlier and didn't die... it was intense, but not like stabbing pain or anything... subsided in ~5 minutes or so.

An entire chip could be a different story though.

T-post Tom
01-02-2021, 10:38 PM
Travis is a funny guy and has good camera presence!!!

Yes. (Maybe go with just the one earring?) BTW, you both seem nice.