Somebody hit me with a pair of shoes today.

[Rain Man]

I was walking through the downtown park where a lot of reefer addicts hang out today, coming back to my office from a meeting. As I was walking, all of a sudden I saw incoming when it was too late to avoid it, and a pair of high tops thunked hard into my ribs.

One of the reefer addicts apologized profusely. He was throwing them at someone and accidentally hit me. I stared at him for a second and kept walking.

That was probably the most notable part of my day.

I also saw a 3D printer for the first time today, which was kind of cool. That's a different thing than the shoe thing.

[TribalElder]

Should have 3D printed out and ass kicking and gave it to shoe tosser

[Frazod]

It's probably good that those two things didn't happen in reverse. :D

[Rain Man]

I really want a 3D printer. I think I could make some cool stuff, and it would keep me indoors away from shoe tossers.

[stevieray]

Was it Nancy Sinatra?

[KS Smitty]

Did he look like this?

https://i.imgur.com/DoWLvYB.jpg

[Nickhead]

http://cache.diomedia.com/170h/01/AS/TB/01AS-TBAR.jpg

[Baby Lee]

Your reflexes don't sound very presidential

https://i.imgur.com/Mv5dCk0.gif

[New World Order]

I really want a 3D printer. I think I could make some cool stuff, and it would keep me indoors away from shoe tossers.

You're right. Those 3d printers are cool.

[Rain Man]

Did he look like this?

https://i.imgur.com/DoWLvYB.jpg

Add 40 years and a bushy beard, and there's a resemblance.

[Rain Man]

You're right. Those 3d printers are cool.

I think my first project would be a pair of dice. Not sure why. It just seems like having homemade dice would be really awesome.

[Bugeater]

I'd 3D print some Achilles tendons and send them to the Chiefs for spares.

[Rain Man]

I'd 3D print some Achilles tendons and send them to the Chiefs for spares.

I think you can actually do that now. I've read about people 3D printing kidneys and stuff, which sounds really freaky. That'll be my next project after the dice.

[Bugeater]

Or just 3D print up a new Eric Berry? :shrug:

[carcosa]

Weed kills.

[cooper barrett]

I really want a 3D printer. I think I could make some cool stuff, and it would keep me indoors away from shoe tossers.

The library here in IN has a couple of them that I use. They just charge for materials. You should check it out.

[cooper barrett]

I think my first project would be a pair of dice. Not sure why. It just seems like having homemade dice would be really awesome.

You know that they are cellular so they will both look and feel funny. I have not had great luck grinding, sanding and finishing but who knows I am used low budget gear.

[Rain Man]

The library here in IN has a couple of them that I use. They just charge for materials. You should check it out.

I was actually at a library here in Colorado, which is where I saw them. They only give you one project, though, so you have to choose carefully. And they do all of the making, which is less fun. But it would still be a good place to learn.

[All In]

How old are you...lol? Reefer addict...blast from the past. Is it even still called reefer?

[cooper barrett]

http://cache.diomedia.com/170h/01/AS/TB/01AS-TBAR.jpg

I'd like to toss her around for a few hours. That pic doesn't do her justice, this one more so.

http://adultpicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jennifer-ellison-nude-fakes.jpg

[Rausch]

Or just 3D print up a new Eric Berry? :shrug:

Someone should get on that...

[Gadzooks]

http://images.rapgenius.com/18c2e6a68c0a1621f1e6919a54ca658b.900x350x1.jpg

[Baby Lee]

http://images.rapgenius.com/18c2e6a68c0a1621f1e6919a54ca658b.900x350x1.jpg

https://i.giphy.com/media/pAcQi5kmHqTPG/giphy.webp

[mdchiefsfan]

Transfer of intent applies to an assault. Was he engaging playfully with his intended target or was it an aggressive action? You could sue him civilly for his birkinstocks, patchouli cologne, and Phish collection if it was the latter.

The more you know.

[Scooter LaCanforno]

Wow! Didn't Dave Lane predict this in the DC.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Happens to me all the time

[Dartgod]

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[ScareCrowe]

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LOL I can't believe we made it this far into the thread before someone posted this. Thank you for saving me the time of looking it up.:clap:

[oldman]

http://images.rapgenius.com/18c2e6a68c0a1621f1e6919a54ca658b.900x350x1.jpg

I remember having to watch this in high school. And, FTR, the term "reefer" is the cigarette type of delivery system, aka a "doobie". The proper term for the product is "grass" or "Maryjane". We old folks just have to teach you kids everything. :D OH, and 3D printers are extremely cool.

[DJ's left nut]

Your reflexes don't sound very presidential

https://i.imgur.com/Mv5dCk0.gif

I am still amazed by pretty much everyone involved in that clip.

I've tried to throw a shoe here and there and lemme tell you - I have nowhere NEAR the accuracy of that guy. That's two consecutive high velocity, extremely precise shoe throws. And that's a rapid fire-reload to get that second shoe off and thrown before he got taken down.

On the other side, look at the situational awareness from 43 there. And he's poised and ready to go for the second throw - accurate or no, our shoe tosser had no chance once the President saw it coming.

Just high marks all around.

[O.city]

3D printers , man those things are cool. Custom milling has really made its way to dentistry. Some really cool shit can be done.

You can take a cone beam CT scan on a pt that say, has no teeth, digitally design where you want to place implants for a full arch screw retained prosthesis, mill a custom guide so you know exactly where to place your implants, mill the hybrid denture, screw it all in in one day.

Crazy shit

[gblowfish]

I really want a 3D printer. I think I could make some cool stuff, and it would keep me indoors away from shoe tossers.

A division of my company sells 3D printers. PM me if you want one. They ain't cheap.

[DJ's left nut]

3D printers , man those things are cool. Custom milling has really made its way to dentistry. Some really cool shit can be done.

You can take a cone beam CT scan on a pt that say, has no teeth, digitally design where you want to place implants for a full arch screw retained prosthesis, mill a custom guide so you know exactly where to place your implants, mill the hybrid denture, screw it all in in one day.

Crazy shit

I have a full boat workshop underneath my garage for woodworking and some general handyman shit. Table saws, drill presses, flatbed joiners, planers, router tables, an integrated overhead dust collection system...all kinds of fun (and frustratingly expensive) shit.

In 10 years it will be obsolete because you can !@#$ing print a bookshelf in whatever weird rainbow colors and exotic shapes you can find a template on the interwebs for.

So much for learning a practical hobby...

[Graystoke]

One of the reefer addicts apologized profusely. He was throwing them at someone and accidentally hit me. I stared at him for a second and kept walking.



Could you provide?


A) A visual representation of a Rain Man Stare.

[Rain Man]

Could you provide?


A) A visual representation of a Rain Man Stare.


I can't show you an actual picture because I'm worried that a child might accidentally see it. But it looked something like this.

[Rain Man]

How old are you...lol? Reefer addict...blast from the past. Is it even still called reefer?

Horsefeathers. I'm quite the hepcat.

[O.city]

I have a full boat workshop underneath my garage for woodworking and some general handyman shit. Table saws, drill presses, flatbed joiners, planers, router tables, an integrated overhead dust collection system...all kinds of fun (and frustratingly expensive) shit.

In 10 years it will be obsolete because you can !@#$ing print a bookshelf in whatever weird rainbow colors and exotic shapes you can find a template on the interwebs for.

So much for learning a practical hobby...

Yeah but handmade is handmade.

What's gonna be crazy is the neural link that allows us to link our minds with technology

I can post in CP in my mind while I'm drilling someone's tooth

[Rain Man]

A division of my company sells 3D printers. PM me if you want one. They ain't cheap.

They're not cheap, but I could save money doing my own dental work and woodworking.

Are you familiar with them? What should a person look for in a 3D printer?

[TimBone]

One of the reefer addicts apologized profusely. He was throwing them at someone and accidentally hit me.

Must have been Trevor Semen.

[DJ's left nut]

Must have been Trevor Semen.

Homeless pothead?

C'mon man, that's Paxton Lynch.

[vailpass]

They're not cheap, but I could save money doing my own dental work and woodworking.

Are you familiar with them? What should a person look for in a 3D printer?

This link is a good stating place. Also, getting the printer perfectly balanced is key so ask about the balancing methods for various printers to see which is best/easiest.

https://www.hongkiat.com/blog/things-know-buying-3d-printer/

[Rain Man]

This link is a good stating place. Also, getting the printer perfectly balanced is key so ask about the balancing methods for various printers to see which is best/easiest.

https://www.hongkiat.com/blog/things-know-buying-3d-printer/

I'll check it out.

The library guy said that he uses this site for designs. Lots of stuff is already designed, so you can just download it to your printer and manufacture it.

https://www.thingiverse.com/

You can make your own Venus de Milo, for example:

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1892710

[patteeu]

How old are you...lol? Reefer addict...blast from the past. Is it even still called reefer?

I think that's it's scientific name.

[cooper barrett]

I have a full boat workshop underneath my garage for woodworking and some general handyman shit. Table saws, drill presses, flatbed joiners, planers, router tables, an integrated overhead dust collection system...all kinds of fun (and frustratingly expensive) shit.

In 10 years it will be obsolete because you can !@#$ing print a bookshelf in whatever weird rainbow colors and exotic shapes you can find a template on the interwebs for.

So much for learning a practical hobby...

yes but you can burn wood for heat!!!!

[cooper barrett]

If you need a little help getting the wifey to let you spend that kind of cash, may I suggest :D:Dhttp://www.dildo-generator.com/3d-printed-custom-toys/#?rbdata=[-26.8,173.1,-27.2,144.7,-1.2,160.2,9.9,140.5,17.8,126.6,12.7,87.4,12.5,1.7,12.4,-37.8,1.7,-40.7,7.2,-69.8,12.7,-98.2,21.3,-129.6,43.6,-129.6]&preview_bend=0 (http://www.dildo-generator.com/3d-printed-custom-toys/#?rbdata=[-26.8,173.1,-27.2,144.7,-1.2,160.2,9.9,140.5,17.8,126.6,12.7,87.4,12.5,1.7,12.4,-37.8,1.7,-40.7,7.2,-69.8,12.7,-98.2,21.3,-129.6,43.6,-129.6]&preview_bend=0)

I'll check it out.

The library guy said that he uses this site for designs. Lots of stuff is already designed, so you can just download it to your printer and manufacture it.

https://www.thingiverse.com/

You can make your own Venus de Milo, for example:

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1892710

[Baby Lee]

I am still amazed by pretty much everyone involved in that clip.

I've tried to throw a shoe here and there and lemme tell you - I have nowhere NEAR the accuracy of that guy. That's two consecutive high velocity, extremely precise shoe throws. And that's a rapid fire-reload to get that second shoe off and thrown before he got taken down.

On the other side, look at the situational awareness from 43 there. And he's poised and ready to go for the second throw - accurate or no, our shoe tosser had no chance once the President saw it coming.

Just high marks all around.

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[DJ's left nut]

HAHAHAHA!!!

G'damn I love vintage Eddie...

[Hydrae]

I'll check it out.

The library guy said that he uses this site for designs. Lots of stuff is already designed, so you can just download it to your printer and manufacture it.

https://www.thingiverse.com/

You can make your own Venus de Milo, for example:

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1892710

Yeah, my dad loves thingiverse. He volunteers at a library in his town once a week to assist people with 3D printing. He also has worked on his own designs in CAD but I don't remember the site he uses.

The biggest issue at this point is limitations of size. I think the largest printer they have at that library (I love that they are doing this and keeping the library viable even with the advent of e-books) prints up to 5X5X5. Speed is also an issue as it can take a couple of hours to print something of that size.

[Iowanian]

I'd anonymously drop off a pan of exlax filled brownies in that park. That hobo can air Jordan shit himself to death.

[Rain Man]

If you need a little help getting the wifey to let you spend that kind of cash, may I suggest :D:Dhttp://www.dildo-generator.com/3d-printed-custom-toys/#?rbdata=[-26.8,173.1,-27.2,144.7,-1.2,160.2,9.9,140.5,17.8,126.6,12.7,87.4,12.5,1.7,12.4,-37.8,1.7,-40.7,7.2,-69.8,12.7,-98.2,21.3,-129.6,43.6,-129.6]&preview_bend=0 (http://www.dildo-generator.com/3d-printed-custom-toys/#?rbdata=[-26.8,173.1,-27.2,144.7,-1.2,160.2,9.9,140.5,17.8,126.6,12.7,87.4,12.5,1.7,12.4,-37.8,1.7,-40.7,7.2,-69.8,12.7,-98.2,21.3,-129.6,43.6,-129.6]&preview_bend=0)

It may not have been your intent, but it's fun to play with the design on that thing. You can push and pull the points on the diagram to come up with all sorts of new ... um ... mashed potato mashers.

[displacedinMN]

My first thought was "Only rain man could get hit with a pair of shoes."
No disrespect intended.

[stevieray]

I can't show you an actual picture because I'm worried that a child might accidentally see it. But it looked something like this.

I've seen this stare, never underestimate the power of the Rain Man stare..it's the frames....it's Charles Bronson about to kick your booty.

[SAUTO]

better than the big end of a pool stick, swung baseball bat style.

[BWillie]

I was walking through the downtown park where a lot of reefer addicts hang out today, coming back to my office from a meeting. As I was walking, all of a sudden I saw incoming when it was too late to avoid it, and a pair of high tops thunked hard into my ribs.

One of the reefer addicts apologized profusely. He was throwing them at someone and accidentally hit me. I stared at him for a second and kept walking.

That was probably the most notable part of my day.

I also saw a 3D printer for the first time today, which was kind of cool. That's a different thing than the shoe thing.

EDIT: GOD DAMN IT. SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT WITH THE GEORGE BUSH GIF

Watch out for those evil doers, Rainman. Street reefer addicts are of the Axis of Evil. Don't listen to any of those criticizerers

[Rain Man]

better than the big end of a pool stick, swung baseball bat style.

I often see movie fights with pool cues, and they seem quite effective in those scenes. But they're just a one-inch piece of wood, and that's if you swing the big end. Regardless of which end you swing, they don't seem solid enough to lay someone out. I feel like you'd just break the cue if you swung that hard.

Has anyone here been in a fight where a pool cue was used, and is it really an effective weapon?

[BucEyedPea]

My Mom spanked with a shoe once.

[stevieray]

I often see movie fights with pool cues, and they seem quite effective in those scenes. But they're just a one-inch piece of wood, and that's if you swing the big end. Regardless of which end you swing, they don't seem solid enough to lay someone out. I feel like you'd just break the cue if you swung that hard.

Has anyone here been in a fight where a pool cue was used, and is it really an effective weapon?

I know someone who had their front four teeth knocked out by a pool cue, exactly as he described.

[Rain Man]

I know someone who had their front four teeth knocked out by a pool cue, exactly as he described.

Fascinating. Thick end or thin end?

I just can't picture the power to swing something that light with that much force.

[Rain Man]

My Mom spanked with a shoe once.

I hope it wasn't a stiletto. Too much potential for unintended consequences.

[stevieray]

Fascinating. Thick end or thin end?

I just can't picture the power to swing something that light with that much force.

Thick end.

[SAUTO]

I often see movie fights with pool cues, and they seem quite effective in those scenes. But they're just a one-inch piece of wood, and that's if you swing the big end. Regardless of which end you swing, they don't seem solid enough to lay someone out. I feel like you'd just break the cue if you swung that hard.

Has anyone here been in a fight where a pool cue was used, and is it really an effective weapon?i walked out of a bar restroom once and ate the big end from about the upper left corner of my forehead and down at an angle where it went right between my eyes. I saw it when it was about 6 inches away, hadn't had words with the guy at all. I had a 2.5 inch gash on my forehead almost to the bone, took 3 tubes of super glue and some butterfly bandages to get it closed. I dont remember anything until i was sitting back at the bar with the police there. They told me i didnt go down and pulverized (their words) his face. He left in an ambulance i went home. I had the aforementioned gash, an approximately 3 inch wide 6 inch long lump, two black eyes.

Fun times

[SAUTO]

Thick end.

Same

[listopencil]

I can't show you an actual picture because I'm worried that a child might accidentally see it. But it looked something like this.

You look pretty wound up in that pic, man. Calm down. Smoke a joint or something.

[patteeu]

You look pretty wound up in that pic, man. Calm down. Smoke a joint or something.

LMAO

[Strongside]

LOL "reefer addicts"

Do you find it hard to keep your pants up over your diaper while you simultaneously use a walker to go grab an Ensure from your ice box?

[Rain Man]

LOL "reefer addicts"

Do you find it hard to keep your pants up over your diaper while you simultaneously use a walker to go grab an Ensure from your ice box?

Go read some poetry, you beret-wearing beatnik.

[patteeu]

Go read some poetry, you beret-wearing beatnik.

He's probably one of those hipsters, whatever that is.

[Rain Man]

He's probably one of those hipsters, whatever that is.

I bet he burned his draft card and made that post from Canada. I know the type.

[BlackOp]

I'm only replying because every time I see this thread title...I laugh. The universe seems compelled to make dunces out of us all...when appropriate.

[Gadzooks]

That cranked up hippie was cruisin' for a bruisin'. You should've socked him in the mouth.

[ClevelandBronco]

I often see movie fights with pool cues, and they seem quite effective in those scenes. But they're just a one-inch piece of wood, and that's if you swing the big end. Regardless of which end you swing, they don't seem solid enough to lay someone out. I feel like you'd just break the cue if you swung that hard.

Has anyone here been in a fight where a pool cue was used, and is it really an effective weapon?

I have a small scar on my left cheek from one. It's the only time I went to the ground in a bar fight. Actually, it wasn't much of a fight. I never saw it coming and it knocked my lights right out.

[Rain Man]

I'm finding this thread to be of value. I've learned that pool cues are legitimate weapons and I've learned how to manufacture sex toys from raw materials.

[cooper barrett]

I'm finding this thread to be of value. I've learned that pool cues are legitimate weapons and I've learned how to manufacture sex toys from raw materials.


I hope it was an educational experience for you.

I prefer something more gentlemanly yet makes the neurosurgeon laugh when he sees the imprint left behind from this.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0d/05/a6/0d05a6b83a07ca522b3b94b6baa63c29--walking-canes-walking-sticks.jpg.

[lewdog]

I wouldn't hit you with Billay's shoe!!!

[Rain Man]

I wouldn't hit you with Billay's shoe!!!

How about a pool cue?

I'm really surprised at how common pool cue fights are. I'm very seldom in a place that has pool cues, much less in that place when a fight breaks out. But maybe this has something to do with the fact that I don't drink.

[lewdog]

How about a pool cue?

I'm really surprised at how common pool cue fights are. I'm very seldom in a place that has pool cues, much less in that place when a fight breaks out. But maybe this has something to do with the fact that I don't drink.

I wouldn't hit you with Billay's pool cue!!!!

[BWillie]

i walked out of a bar restroom once and ate the big end from about the upper left corner of my forehead and down at an angle where it went right between my eyes. I saw it when it was about 6 inches away, hadn't had words with the guy at all. I had a 2.5 inch gash on my forehead almost to the bone, took 3 tubes of super glue and some butterfly bandages to get it closed. I dont remember anything until i was sitting back at the bar with the police there. They told me i didnt go down and pulverized (their words) his face. He left in an ambulance i went home. I had the aforementioned gash, an approximately 3 inch wide 6 inch long lump, two black eyes.

Fun times

So...you fucked his girl..or what? Or is it that your gaze is just so troublesome he had to act.

[cooper barrett]

i walked out of a bar restroom once and ate the big end from about the upper left corner of my forehead and down at an angle where it went right between my eyes. I saw it when it was about 6 inches away, hadn't had words with the guy at all. I had a 2.5 inch gash on my forehead almost to the bone, took 3 tubes of super glue and some butterfly bandages to get it closed. I dont remember anything until i was sitting back at the bar with the police there. They told me i didnt go down and pulverized (their words) his face. He left in an ambulance i went home. I had the aforementioned gash, an approximately 3 inch wide 6 inch long lump, two black eyes.

Fun times


Scars like that save on Halloween costumes.

[KS Smitty]

I'm going to start using "hit me with a pair of shoes" whenever something unexpected/unbelievable happens.

[Simply Red]

I was walking through the downtown park where a lot of reefer addicts hang out today, coming back to my office from a meeting. As I was walking, all of a sudden I saw incoming when it was too late to avoid it, and a pair of high tops thunked hard into my ribs.

One of the reefer addicts apologized profusely. He was throwing them at someone and accidentally hit me. I stared at him for a second and kept walking.

That was probably the most notable part of my day.

I also saw a 3D printer for the first time today, which was kind of cool. That's a different thing than the shoe thing.

ROFL

[Simply Red]

The 3d printers work well for something NOT needing durability - for example a nine MM nor a Skateboard work well.

[Dartgod]

The 3d printers work well for something NOT needing durability - for example a nine MM nor a Skateboard work well.

Or a dildo...

[patteeu]

Rain Man has the most interesting commutes to work. Bwana probably has his moments too, but I'll take stories about the strange behavior of pot junkies over the occasional grizzly bear encounter for a good story any day.

[Simply Red]

Or a dildo...

:eek:

[SAUTO]

So...you fucked his girl..or what? Or is it that your gaze is just so troublesome he had to act.

. He told the police he thought i went on the womens room but he was wrong. I go there all the time i know the difference