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Canofbier
10-31-2017, 06:28 PM
...in my own experience.

Seriously, why do people love these commercials so much? Isn't the spiced honey-mead wine a better gift than bottled and chilled urine? How did this king win his throne anyway?

Is the enthusiastic "Dilly dilly!" dude in the gallery a scheme by BIG LIBERAL BEER to indirectly skewer the right as fat and ugly??

Is Canofbier a CP plant by BIG REPUBLICAN INTERNET to make the left seem like nitpicking nancies???

Spott
10-31-2017, 06:34 PM
http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wtf_workaholics.gif

BWillie
10-31-2017, 06:42 PM
Well you see, when you watch the commercial, if it makes you laugh, it means it's funny.

There is no more deep thinking than that.

MTG#10
10-31-2017, 06:48 PM
The commercials are fine. The dumbasses repeating it constantly are, well...dumbasses

Why Not?
10-31-2017, 06:49 PM
The commercials are fine. The dumbasses repeating it constantly are, well...dumbasses

Dilly dilly!

BWillie
10-31-2017, 06:50 PM
The commercials are fine. The dumbasses repeating it constantly are, well...dumbasses

Dilly dilly!

Go be miserable elsewhere.

:)

Eleazar
10-31-2017, 06:57 PM
Does anybody actually buy Bud Light? Anyone who isn't in college or something?

MTG#10
10-31-2017, 06:58 PM
I heard it no less than 50 times at the game last night.

wazu
10-31-2017, 06:58 PM
Does anybody actually buy Bud Light? Anyone who isn't in college or something?

Europeans do.

Bearcat
10-31-2017, 07:01 PM
The same people who dap 5 years later will still be saying that in 2020.

BWillie
10-31-2017, 07:04 PM
Europeans do.

I have never seen any European in my entire life ever drink an American domestic beer.

suzzer99
10-31-2017, 07:04 PM
The same people who dap 5 years later will still be saying that in 2020.

WASSSSUUUUP!

ILChief
10-31-2017, 07:06 PM
Does anybody actually buy Bud Light? Anyone who isn't in college or something?

No, no one buys it.

Reerun_KC
10-31-2017, 07:09 PM
The commercials are fine. The dumbasses repeating it constantly are, well...dumbasses



Dilly dilly

Hammock Parties
10-31-2017, 07:09 PM
dilly dilly is the new cuck

BWillie
10-31-2017, 07:10 PM
I don't personally like beer, but screw others who tell you what you should like. If you drink or eat something, and you like it. That is all you should care about. You don't need to listen to people who will insult your taste in food or drink. You like what you like.

DaFace
10-31-2017, 07:12 PM
I don't personally like beer, but screw others who tell you what you should like. If you drink or eat something, and you like it. That is all you should care about. You don't need to listen to people who will insult your taste in food or drink. You like what you like.I'm not sure it's a matter of liking Bud Light so much as it's a matter of liking stuff that's cheap and gets you drunk.

Sassy Squatch
10-31-2017, 07:13 PM
You're here taking about bud light. I would say that's extremely effective advertising.

HemiEd
10-31-2017, 07:14 PM
Haven't seen them yet, and probably won't. FFWD is your friend, just DVR everything.

ILChief
10-31-2017, 07:14 PM
I'm not sure it's a matter of liking Bud Light so much as it's a matter of liking stuff that's cheap and gets you drunk.

There's stuff much cheaper, but it is the cheapest that isn't complete crap

Rain Man
10-31-2017, 07:15 PM
There's stuff much cheaper, but it is the cheapest that isn't complete crap

In marketing terms, that's a great niche.

Sorce
10-31-2017, 07:18 PM
Does anybody actually buy Bud Light? Anyone who isn't in college or something?

Does anyone really like water? It's something to drink at get togethers that isn't gonna get you trashed real quick, not gonna fill you up and is fairly inexpensive. I like good beers but at a BBQ or game or whatever I'm not gonna be picky... Except Hams, that shit's gross

Canofbier
10-31-2017, 07:21 PM
Interesting responses so far! The consensus to this point is that the commercial is bad but that my motivations for this thread may be suspect. Good to know!

WASSSSUUUUP!

Hmm...I wonder whether this campaign will last through the Super Bowl? If so, maybe it will gain the same ubiquity?

You're here taking about bud light. I would say that's extremely effective advertising.

Yep. All news is good news, right?

I'm not sure it's a matter of liking Bud Light so much as it's a matter of liking stuff that's cheap and gets you drunk.

Plenty of spirits that do the same (to an even greater degree), but I suppose it comes down to what people can stomach.

stevieray
10-31-2017, 07:22 PM
Silly Silly

stevieray
10-31-2017, 07:23 PM
Nilly Willy?

stevieray
10-31-2017, 07:23 PM
Milli Vanilli?

Rain Man
10-31-2017, 07:26 PM
Is it a small town origin thing, or do other people automatically think of this?

http://m.ftscrt.com/food/3d087354-0f7e-4159-b044-a73c541a0eda.jpg

MTG#10
10-31-2017, 07:30 PM
There's stuff much cheaper, but it is the cheapest that isn't complete crap

Agree to disagree. Ive had beer that was literally just a white can with the word "BEER" printed on the side and it had more flavor than Bud Light. I think all commercial pale lagers taste like ass though.

Colt4540
10-31-2017, 07:31 PM
I have never seen any European in my entire life ever drink an American domestic beer.



My female cousin from Germany drinks Busch Light. It’s her go to beer.


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Canofbier
10-31-2017, 07:33 PM
My female cousin from Germany drinks Busch Light. It’s her go to beer.

That's...unfortunate.

Iowanian
10-31-2017, 07:34 PM
I like it because it makes fun of beer snobs and annoys douchebags.

Busch light is great, you cock knocker.


Dilly dilly.

GloucesterChief
10-31-2017, 07:36 PM
There's stuff much cheaper, but it is the cheapest that isn't complete crap

Yuengling and Shiner Bock are usually cheaper and better tasting.

MTG#10
10-31-2017, 07:39 PM
I like it because it makes fun of beer snobs

Translation:

Budweiser knows their beer tastes like piss-water so they make ads poking fun of people who enjoy real beer with flavor.

Yuengling and Shiner Bock are usually cheaper and better tasting.

I wish Shiner Bock was that cheap around here. Its quite a bit more expensive than Budweiser in my area.

Buzz
10-31-2017, 07:42 PM
My female cousin from Germany drinks Busch Light. It’s her go to beer.


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Sounds hot, gonna need pics, does she like to Dilly Dilly?

Iowanian
10-31-2017, 07:47 PM
Translation. You like beer that tastes like horse semen smells

Chiefs4TheWin
10-31-2017, 07:54 PM
I must not stereotype, I must not stereotype. OK fine. I have never heard this anywhere but here.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
10-31-2017, 07:55 PM
I went through a "I like good beer" phase 5 years ago. Look back at that and cringe. What a wuss. Give me a 24oz Budweiser can. Dilly Dilly.

GloucesterChief
10-31-2017, 07:55 PM
I wish Shiner Bock was that cheap around here. Its quite a bit more expensive than Budweiser in my area.

I live in Texas and not that far from Shiner so it is relatively cheap. Also, St. Arnold and Karbach are in the city and their beer is usually just a bit more than the Bud products and so much better.

Reerun_KC
10-31-2017, 07:56 PM
Translation. You like beer that tastes like horse semen smells



The fact you know what horse semen smells like is disturbing.

BigRedChief
10-31-2017, 07:56 PM
...in my own experience.

Seriously, why do people love these commercials so much? Isn't the spiced honey-mead wine a better gift than bottled and chilled urine? How did this king win his throne anyway?

Is the enthusiastic "Dilly dilly!" dude in the gallery a scheme by BIG LIBERAL BEER to indirectly skewer the right as fat and ugly??

Is Canofbier a CP plant by BIG REPUBLICAN INTERNET to make the left seem like nitpicking nancies???when did beer become political?

Reerun_KC
10-31-2017, 07:56 PM
I like it because it makes fun of beer snobs and annoys douchebags.

Busch light is great, you cock knocker.


Dilly dilly.



Dilly dilly

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
10-31-2017, 07:57 PM
I live in Texas and not that far from Shiner so it is relatively cheap. Also, St. Arnold and Karbach are in the city and their beer is usually just a bit more than the Bud products and so much better.

St Arnold and Karbach are trash

GloucesterChief
10-31-2017, 08:00 PM
St Arnold and Karbach are trash

Karbach I am not that big of a fan of except for Love Street. I like some of St. Arnold's stuff: Santo, Raspberry AF, Boiler Room, and Ale Wagger.

BlackHelicopters
10-31-2017, 08:00 PM
TAP

Iowanian
10-31-2017, 08:04 PM
The fact you know what horse semen smells like is disturbing.

I have lived on a farm most of my life. I'm familiar with a lot of awkward smells,and recognized that one as soon as you belched.


You drink beer with your pinky out, we all know.

Reerun_KC
10-31-2017, 08:08 PM
I have lived on a farm most of my life. I'm familiar with a lot of awkward smells,and recognized that one as soon as you belched.


You drink bourbon with your pinky out, we all know.


FYP

Why yes yes I do.

BWillie
10-31-2017, 08:17 PM
My female cousin from Germany drinks Busch Light. It’s her go to beer.


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Probably very old, my only guess.

BWillie
10-31-2017, 08:18 PM
I live in Texas and not that far from Shiner so it is relatively cheap. Also, St. Arnold and Karbach are in the city and their beer is usually just a bit more than the Bud products and so much better.

I'm not going to lie, Shiner Bock is amazing beer. I love to get really drunk off of that stuff at Winstar, whilst taking peoples clay chips.

Pointer19
10-31-2017, 08:29 PM
Dilly dilly!

Go be miserable elsewhere.

:)

Dilly dilly

I like it because it makes fun of beer snobs and annoys douchebags.

Busch light is great, you cock knocker.


Dilly dilly.

I went through a "I like good beer" phase 5 years ago. Look back at that and cringe. What a wuss. Give me a 24oz Budweiser can. Dilly Dilly.

Dilly dilly

Dilly dilly!

Dilly dilly!

displacedinMN
10-31-2017, 08:31 PM
They are funny. Still not buying Bud Light.

Reerun_KC
10-31-2017, 08:40 PM
They are funny. Still not buying Bud Light.



Nilly nilly

big nasty kcnut
10-31-2017, 08:46 PM
I like dilly dilly cause it drive my steelers fan uncle nuts when me and my cousin do it when the chiefs win.

eDave
10-31-2017, 08:47 PM
Accurate thread title.

Reerun_KC
10-31-2017, 08:49 PM
Accurate thread title.



Dilly dilly

eDave
10-31-2017, 08:50 PM
Dilly dilly

There are exceptions, of course.

Bugeater
10-31-2017, 08:56 PM
I have somehow managed to miss these commercials because I had no idea where that phrase came from.

007
10-31-2017, 08:58 PM
I'm not sure it's a matter of liking Bud Light so much as it's a matter of liking stuff that's cheap and gets you drunk.That would be Miller high life

Zebedee DuBois
10-31-2017, 08:58 PM
Agree to disagree. Ive had beer that was literally just a white can with the word "BEER" printed on the side and it had more flavor than Bud Light. I think all commercial pale lagers taste like ass though.

One wonders how you verified this!

Reerun_KC
10-31-2017, 08:58 PM
That would be Miller high life



The banquet beer? Come on man.

KS Smitty
10-31-2017, 09:04 PM
Dilly dilly!

And yes Bud Light is the beer of choice for us college age kids.

BWillie
10-31-2017, 09:05 PM
Dilly dilly!

And yes Bud Light is the beer of choice for us college age kids.

I used to drink Keystone Ice in college.

Fucking pussies.

eDave
10-31-2017, 09:06 PM
I used to drink Keystone Ice in college.

Fucking pussies.

Milwaukee's Best. Blue.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
10-31-2017, 09:08 PM
Natty was closer in taste to bud than Keystone. I hated Keystone

Bearcat
10-31-2017, 09:10 PM
I have somehow managed to miss these commercials because I had no idea where that phrase came from.

The phrase is usually what reminds me that I didn't mute when whatever I'm watching went to commercial.

KS Smitty
10-31-2017, 09:14 PM
I used to drink Keystone Ice in college.

Fucking pussies.

Hey us college kids need enlightenment. It that a real beer and readily available?

BigRedChief
10-31-2017, 09:36 PM
Yuengling is usually cheaper and better tasting.This! I bought a case at Costco last week. $20 in bottles. 10x better tasting than Bud light.

I usually like Stella, Blue Moon kind of beers but local craft beers down here are soooo good.

DaveNull
10-31-2017, 09:46 PM
I was not aware of this commercial until I saw this thread so I must be doing something right to have escaped the Bud Lite demo.

DaveNull
10-31-2017, 09:47 PM
Hey us college kids need enlightenment. It that a real beer and readily available?

Yes, and it's not called the black box of death for nothing.

alanm
10-31-2017, 09:56 PM
The banquet beer? Come on man.That would be Coor's

TinyEvel
10-31-2017, 10:01 PM
I write TV commercials. I judge them thusly: "Would a bunch of CP member shout this phrase after someone farts loudly at a tailgate?" If yes, then it goes to the client.

Ming the Merciless
10-31-2017, 10:09 PM
someone is afraid of the tingling sensation deep within their prostate when another man shouts dilly dilly

lashing out at what arouses you

this will only make you homo-splode and either murder a bunch of people or be a man whore

dont fight it


DILLY DILLY

Pasta Little Brioni
10-31-2017, 10:58 PM
Only cucks say this phrase...

Eureka
10-31-2017, 11:48 PM
BUD LIGHT the official sponsor of the Kansas City Chiefs!

BlackOp
11-01-2017, 12:12 AM
I can not..in any meaningful way...be friends with someone that has repeated that phrase. Letting a beer commercial dictate how you navigate your environment kind of thing...people will repeat anything the "TV" tells them.

It's a matter of personal integrity...and out of respect for the concept of basic human intelligence. :)

So the king (authoritative) tortures someone (framed as a liberal/weak/hipster/effeminate) for bringing him an obscure, original gift...that is the subconscious message buried in this advertisement. "Dont try anything new...stick to our programming...stay with what you know"

Dildo Dildo

007
11-01-2017, 03:47 AM
The banquet beer? Come on man.

Sorry, I should have elaborated. I don't drink it but it is the cheapest I have seen locally.

Also, it isn't the banguet beer, its the "champagne of beers."

007
11-01-2017, 03:51 AM
I can not..in any meaningful way...be friends with someone that has repeated that phrase. Letting a beer commercial dictate how you navigate your environment kind of thing...people will repeat anything the "TV" tells them.

It's a matter of personal integrity...and out of respect for the concept of basic human intelligence. :)

So the king (authoritative) tortures someone (framed as a liberal/weak/hipster/effeminate) for bringing him an obscure, original gift...that is the subconscious message buried in this advertisement. "Dont try anything new...stick to our programming...stay with what you know"

Dildo Dildo
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m241n8vlNP1r8owzno1_400.gif

teedubya
11-01-2017, 05:18 AM
Well, I've not seen one of these commercials, so they clearly aren't targeting ALL of the idiots. :-P

Baby Lee
11-01-2017, 05:41 AM
Dilly dilly!

Silly Silly

Nilly Willy?

Milli Vanilli?

Sorry

https://ibhuluimcom-a.akamaihd.net/ib.huluim.com/video/13512578?region=US&size=600x400

Saulbadguy
11-01-2017, 05:55 AM
I've never seen them. I don't have cable, though.

DC.chief
11-01-2017, 06:14 AM
Dilly dilly!

Idk.. it's kind of fun to say.

MarkDavis'Haircut
11-01-2017, 06:20 AM
I can not..in any meaningful way...be friends with someone that has repeated that phrase. Letting a beer commercial dictate how you navigate your environment kind of thing...people will repeat anything the "TV" tells them.

It's a matter of personal integrity...and out of respect for the concept of basic human intelligence. :)

So the king (authoritative) tortures someone (framed as a liberal/weak/hipster/effeminate) for bringing him an obscure, original gift...that is the subconscious message buried in this advertisement. "Dont try anything new...stick to our programming...stay with what you know"

Dildo Dildo

Sometimes, the curtains are just blue. No special reason.

displacedinMN
11-01-2017, 06:38 AM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m241n8vlNP1r8owzno1_400.gif

FOUND IT!!! The super friends version

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mPbzrhfjlmk" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Just proves Budweiser has the best ad agency. Not the best beer.

JohnnyHammersticks
11-01-2017, 06:56 AM
I think the Dilly Dilly commercials are idiotic, and I view anyone entertained by them as sub-human, to a degree.

DC.chief
11-01-2017, 07:08 AM
I think the Dilly Dilly commercials are idiotic, and I view anyone entertained by them as sub-human, to a degree.

Dilly dilly!

redfan
11-01-2017, 07:09 AM
Some of y'all need a drink to kill the bug up yer ass!
Dilly dilly, mf'ers!!

Gravedigger
11-01-2017, 07:33 AM
I think the first one was funny, mainly because I know that guy who would bring the other alcohol trying to impress and getting sent to the pit of misery.

Nzoner
11-01-2017, 07:57 AM
My little brother who lives in Louisiana makes his own homemade mead so I probably find the commercial more amusing than others.That said I'm a beer snob as well with a marketing background,the ad is funny but no way does it make me want to buy their swill.

WhiteWhale
11-01-2017, 08:54 AM
Yeah, well... I don't watch enough TV to know what these commercials are.

What I can tell you is if every type of alcohol except Budweiser brands vanished tomorrow, I'd never drink again.

Good people drink good beer.

I think we know what bad people do.

Reerun_KC
11-01-2017, 09:08 AM
That would be Coor's



The champagne of beers then?

KCUnited
11-01-2017, 09:15 AM
I'd definitely try the new Budweiser 1933 Prohibition Repeal if I ran into it at a get together/tailgate, even though the whole "we uncovered this original pre-Prohibition recipe" is all marketing. I've heard it speculated that it's similar to a Yuengling, so it'd be worth a try for me.

Chief Pagan
11-01-2017, 11:26 AM
Haven't seen them yet, and probably won't. FFWD is your friend, just DVR everything.

This.

Haven't heard them and I don't think I've seen them. Until this thread came along, I had no idea why this kept showing up on the Planet.

If you can't (or won't) DVR, the mute button is your fallback friend.

Bob Dole
11-01-2017, 11:29 AM
Yeah, well... I don't watch enough TV to know what these commercials are.

What I can tell you is if every type of alcohol except Budweiser brands vanished tomorrow, I'd never drink again.

Good people drink good beer.

I think we know what bad people do.

Live on a fixed income?

Dayze
11-01-2017, 12:09 PM
I love good beer, and even was given one of those tin signs to hang in the garage that read "Life's Too Short To Drink Shitty Beer". and I used to subscribe to it. Until Good beer started costing nearly $10 for a six pack.

screw that noise.

I'm not a tightwad by any means and I'll definitely spring for good beer but damn...I still cringe at the cost of good beer these days.

Regarding Miller High Life...I actually enjoy it every now and then. LMAO. But,.....it has a drinkable shelf life of about 5 minutes from the fridge. It's not too bad if it's ice cold. Once it goes from ice cold, to just cold.....it can get a little dicey. But, ice cold after working in the heat/ yard for a few hours....it's pretty tasty.

I used to LOVE Michelob....not Ultra...just regular ol Michelob in the cool looking bottle. But man...I haven't seen that in years. Just Ultra and whatever the beer they have in the dark style packaging (can't remember the type of beer it is).

I like Bud, but not Bud Light. BL gives me a headache as I'm drinking it.
Bush Light in a bottle is good on a hot day too.

If i had endless amounts of money, I'd be drinking nothing but the likes of Moose Drool, KC Bier Dunkel, Boddington's / Caffrey's / Young's stouts, various Pale Ales, Goose Island 312, etc.

Beef Supreme
11-01-2017, 12:15 PM
Can't really blame Moose Drool for being expensive. Do you know how hard it is to collect drool from a moose?

Easy 6
11-01-2017, 12:18 PM
I'd definitely try the new Budweiser 1933 Prohibition Repeal if I ran into it at a get together/tailgate, even though the whole "we uncovered this original pre-Prohibition recipe" is all marketing. I've heard it speculated that it's similar to a Yuengling, so it'd be worth a try for me.

Just watched the commerical for that the other day, sounds like it'd be worth a try

Iowanian
11-01-2017, 12:35 PM
If I had a dump truck full of cash I'd still drink the same beer. It would be the same beer the trendy craft beer snobs look down on.

The good news is I'm old enough I don't give a shit if people like my beer choices or not.

The slogan in this campaign is just dumb enough to work. People who like it, use it and people who hate it still know it and are talking about it. win win.

Dayze
11-01-2017, 12:38 PM
Can't really blame Moose Drool for being expensive. Do you know how hard it is to collect drool from a moose?

I picture a Moose standing over an old still of sorts, and just slowly letting the drool drip in like a coffee pot. Had to get a moose to stand still for that long.


"A Moose once bit my sister".

ModSocks
11-01-2017, 12:39 PM
Effective marketing. Never heard of dilly dilly till today and i had to google it to see what this thread is about.

tooge
11-01-2017, 12:41 PM
I used to drink Keystone Ice in college.

****ing pussies.

Shafer Light baby!

Frazod
11-01-2017, 12:42 PM
Bud Light is atrocious and those commercials suck nearly as bad. The only AB product I can stand is Michelob.

KCUnited
11-01-2017, 12:43 PM
Just watched the commerical for that the other day, sounds like it'd be worth a try

I think it's a smart play by them. It's a higher abv ~6% amber lager. So, more flavorful than regular Bud. It also seems to be marketed as a limited release (Missouri only for now I think??) so that pushes intrigue.

I like amber lagers, vienna lagers, and American adjunct lagers so I'd love to see a landscape where big macro brewers brewed more flavorful beers for the "good beer" drinkers, and more "good beer" brewers brewed more regionally accessible lagers (lawnmower beers) for "regular beer" drinkers at a price point everyone can afford. Who doesn't want to drink a well made, flavorful, affordable beer that's brewed by your mom and pop brewery down the street? That's not beer snobbery, that's American.

alpha_omega
11-01-2017, 12:44 PM
Catchy, but dumb.

Everyone knows that the guy supervising the pit of misery would never be a knight.....isn't that right....Sir Brad?

Dumb.

tooge
11-01-2017, 12:45 PM
Dilly Dilly. Look it up. It's also a phrase for an extremely exotic hand job with essential stimulating oils.

DILLY DILLY

suzzer99
11-01-2017, 01:12 PM
I can not..in any meaningful way...be friends with someone that has repeated that phrase. Letting a beer commercial dictate how you navigate your environment kind of thing...people will repeat anything the "TV" tells them.

It's a matter of personal integrity...and out of respect for the concept of basic human intelligence. :)

So the king (authoritative) tortures someone (framed as a liberal/weak/hipster/effeminate) for bringing him an obscure, original gift...that is the subconscious message buried in this advertisement. "Dont try anything new...stick to our programming...stay with what you know"

Dildo Dildo

And of course the big scary black guy hauls off the liberal wuss. Don't be a liberal wuss, drink corporate piss water. Conform to authority. Dilly dilly!

suzzer99
11-01-2017, 01:16 PM
I think the first one was funny, mainly because I know that guy who would bring the other alcohol trying to impress and getting sent to the pit of misery.

I will admit making fun of the hipster and his spiced wine is the only clever part of the commercial. If they had done more with that and less mindless authoritarian CONFORM BS it would be good.

stevieray
11-01-2017, 01:19 PM
Bud Light is atrocious and those commercials suck nearly as bad. The only AB product I can stand is Michelob.

....we used to buy baby bull eight packs in high school.

Frazod
11-01-2017, 01:22 PM
....we used to buy baby bull eight packs in high school.

While we'd drink damn near anything back then, the drink of choice was Busch.

*shudder*

Kiimo
11-01-2017, 01:23 PM
You all sound like the idiots doing the bud weis er frog crap.

You are just helping the advertising agency win a Cleo, you lemmings.

suzzer99
11-01-2017, 01:39 PM
While we'd drink damn near anything back then, the drink of choice was Busch.

*shudder*

I think my beer evolution went:

Busch in HS - Blue Springs, like you didn't even question it, you just drank Busch

Beast or Natty Light in college - Bud or Rolling Rock if we had a little extra money - Mickey's Big Mouth if we wanted to get lit up and have worst fart contests the next day

Old Mil Light in early 20s because we were flat broke and it was $2.50/case at Osco

Finally discovered better beer like Shiner Bock, Wursteiner and Blvd Pale Ale - never willingly bought corporate piss water again

Moved to SF: drank so much Sierra Nevada Pale Ale I can't look at the stuff now - worst hangovers

Moved to LA: discovered Chimay and Belgian beers - had to eventually swear them off due to carbs and extreme drunkennes

Recently found Tank 7 in my local supermarket - woo hoo! But still barely drink beer because I don't want to weigh 500 lbs.

Dartgod
11-01-2017, 03:12 PM
....we used to buy baby bull eight packs in high school.

Miller Pony 8-packs...

And Mickey's Big Mouths...

And Grape Malt Duck. :Lin:

stevieray
11-01-2017, 03:23 PM
Miller Pony 8-packs...

And Mickey's Big Mouths...

And Grape Malt Duck. :Lin:

Boone's Farm

007
11-01-2017, 07:50 PM
No, that would be Miller. WTF happened to this place?!?!?I was talking about Miller. Go back and get caught up.

BroncoDork
11-01-2017, 09:35 PM
Why no "I liked Spuds Mackenzie Better" poll option?

lewdog
11-01-2017, 09:39 PM
Does anyone remember a beer called "Bootie Light" back in the mid 2000's?

It was God awful but we found 6 pack bottles for like $2.99 so we bought them all.

ChiefsCountry
11-01-2017, 09:40 PM
I can not..in any meaningful way...be friends with someone that has repeated that phrase. Letting a beer commercial dictate how you navigate your environment kind of thing...people will repeat anything the "TV" tells them.

It's a matter of personal integrity...and out of respect for the concept of basic human intelligence. :)

So the king (authoritative) tortures someone (framed as a liberal/weak/hipster/effeminate) for bringing him an obscure, original gift...that is the subconscious message buried in this advertisement. "Dont try anything new...stick to our programming...stay with what you know"

Dildo Dildo

You are fucked up in the head.

redfan
11-02-2017, 09:04 AM
Spuds
"No, I meant Bud Light"
"Bud..wise..er"
"I love you, man."
"Whaaaassup?!?"
"Real men of Genius"
"Dilly Dilly!!"

You gotta admit, they've had some memorable ad campaigns over the years.
The beer is shit, that's why they have to advertise so much.

redfan
11-02-2017, 09:06 AM
I was talking about Miller. Go back and get caught up.

Okay I see it now, my bad. I was worried.

Swanman
11-02-2017, 09:29 AM
Nilly Willy?

https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/9/9f/Chilly_willy.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130928163941&path-prefix=protagonist

DC.chief
11-02-2017, 09:42 AM
I use to get 30 packs of Genesee Creme Ale from Wegmans for $14.99

Like a soar dick, you just can't beat it.

gblowfish
11-02-2017, 10:02 AM
I think my beer evolution went:

Busch in HS - Blue Springs, like you didn't even question it, you just drank Busch

Beast or Natty Light in college - Bud or Rolling Rock if we had a little extra money - Mickey's Big Mouth if we wanted to get lit up and have worst fart contests the next day

Old Mil Light in early 20s because we were flat broke and it was $2.50/case at Osco

Finally discovered better beer like Shiner Bock, Wursteiner and Blvd Pale Ale - never willingly bought corporate piss water again

Moved to SF: drank so much Sierra Nevada Pale Ale I can't look at the stuff now - worst hangovers

Moved to LA: discovered Chimay and Belgian beers - had to eventually swear them off due to carbs and extreme drunkennes

Recently found Tank 7 in my local supermarket - woo hoo! But still barely drink beer because I don't want to weigh 500 lbs.

When I was at Mizzou in the late 1970's it was all about buying quantity of beer. Southside liquors had the biggest cheap beer collection, with the following outstanding swill products available by the case in brown longneck bottles or clear longneck bottles:
905 Beer
Weideman's Beer
Red White and Blue Beer
Grain Belt Beer
Schmidt's Beer
Schaeffer Beer
Carling Black Label Beer
Stag Beer
Little Kings Malt Liquor (in small green bottles)
Mickey's Big Mouth Malt Liquor (in green keg shaped bottles)

There was no "Light Beer" at the time. Light beer was Coors original.

If it was a special occasion, we'd get a keg of Busch.

Budweiser was high rollin'.

I also drank a shitload of Busch beer in my youth. I still stock by back porch beer fridge with it for lawn mowing beer. I'll also drink a can of Hamm's once in a blue moon. Don't care for PBR, and Schlitz was the first beer I got drunk/sick on when I was 14, so I still can't handle it's funky whang.

KCUnited
11-02-2017, 10:08 AM
Any of you old timers remember the taste of disappointment coming out of Rock River Brewing, Rockford IL, in the late 30's?

https://i.imgur.com/a84V5Fc.jpg?1

Bowser
11-02-2017, 10:12 AM
Directions unclear, voted for every question.

Bowser
11-02-2017, 10:15 AM
I'd definitely try the new Budweiser 1933 Prohibition Repeal if I ran into it at a get together/tailgate, even though the whole "we uncovered this original pre-Prohibition recipe" is all marketing. I've heard it speculated that it's similar to a Yuengling, so it'd be worth a try for me.I like me a Yuengling when I can find it around these parts.

Budweiser's Black Crown brew is surprisingly not bad. Bud Light Platinum is the opposite of awesome.

Bweb
11-02-2017, 10:25 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/26n79z2k04VqTSv7i/giphy.gif

KCUnited
11-02-2017, 10:33 AM
I like me a Yuengling when I can find it around these parts.

Budweiser's Black Crown brew is surprisingly not bad. Bud Light Platinum is the opposite of awesome.

Unfortunately, we don't get Yuengling here either. I never had Black Crown and I believe Bud scrapped it last year. If so I wouldn't be all that surprised if this new Budweiser is Black Crown rebranded with this pre-prohibition recipe story and packaged in a stubby bottle.