Santa is coming: You should be excited

[ModSocks]

What will you leave out for Santa? Milk and cookies? A Titty mag?

Have you been a good little boy or girl? What do you think Santa will bring you this year?

[raybec 4]

Are you asking for the CIA?

[gblowfish]

Do they still even MAKE titty mags???

[Pablo]

Santa swings a big 'ol candy cane. Every piece of peppermint candy is just hardened Kringle jizz.

[BucEyedPea]

Santa is coming for Democrat adults and children.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Do they still even MAKE titty mags???

They do, but they're all digital. So now you won't even get to download one in enough time for Santa to beat off.

[The Franchise]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

[raybec 4]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

Birth

[O.city]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

Wait til some of their friends at school tell them so you aren’t the bad tuy

[Rasputin]

A Red Ryder Carbine Action -200 shot Range Model Air Rifle.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

Seven to eight.

[Pablo]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.Sit them down and have the Santa/Easter Bunny/Jesus talk all at once when they're in first grade or so.

[Over Yonder]

Santa is coming: You should be excited

No sir! Every time Santa makes an appearance at my house, my credit card starts glowing red :#

Christmas was better back in the day, lots of presents...... for free!!! Ahh, the good ole days, back when I was a liberal :)


(betcha you didn't see that coming :D )

[raybec 4]

Life comes fast enough, let them be kids as long as they can.

[Rasputin]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

What are you talking about "Santa isn't real" ?

[TLO]

Sit them down and have the Santa/Easter Bunny/Jesus talk all at once when they're in first grade or so.

And we're off to DC!

[BucEyedPea]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

If you lean right about age 12 unless they figured it out.
If you're a Democrat or on the left—NEVER! ROFL

[Fish]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

My daughter told me before I had to decide that..

[Rain Man]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

When they start voting to take my Social Security.

[Kiimo]

Is Mrs Claus a squirter? She looks like the kind of girl who squirts. Why don't you CUM down my chimney?

[In58men]

Is Mrs Claus a squirter? She looks like the kind of girl who squirts. Why don't you CUM down my chimney?

Get some fucking help, sick prick.

[raybec 4]

That took a weird turn.

[Marcellus]

Is Mrs Claus a squirter? She looks like the kind of girl who squirts. Why don't you CUM down my chimney?


Love me some cross thread humor.

[Kiimo]

Get some ****ing help, sick prick.

whoosh

[BlackHelicopters]

Do those black helicopters mean nothing to you?

[displacedinMN]

Life comes fast enough, let them be kids as long as they can.

Had the pastor at church say that Santa, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy were not real. A number of kids at church. It did not go over well with the parents.

I found out when a thank you note from Santa was in MY MOMS handwriting. That hurt.

[Pablo]

Had the pastor at church say that Santa, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy were not real. A number of kids at church. It did not go over well with the parents.

Missed the chance to throw JC in there and get all the big lies knocked out but he didn't. Weak.

[DaneMcCloud]

Seven to eight.

My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.

[threebag]

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

A division title and a Mahomes deep dicking of Denver in the finale.

[Nzoner]

I hope Santa brings me a jackpot or two as we're spending Christmas at the casino.

[notorious]

"....and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there, and he's just getting stronger....."

[cooper barrett]

This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.

Just let Santa leave them crap and you and mom leave the good shit, the one year spring it on them, they won't care...

We gave gifts on Christmas at midnight, let the kids run there asses off til 4 am til they crashed and burned. We put small gifts under the tree from Santa, left an empty beer on the hearth, exchanged our personal gifts and went for some adult fun. The kids woke up about 11 am and had to be reminded that Santa had been there and new presents were under the tree:D:D:D:D:D

Ex wifey was a kindergarten teacher, she got it.

[cooper barrett]

No sir! Every time Santa makes an appearance at my house, my credit card starts glowing red :#

Christmas was better back in the day, lots of presents...... for free!!! Ahh, the good ole days, back when I was a liberal :)


(betcha you didn't see that coming :D )

I remember those days. One Christmas I got a box of firewood...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



There was a smoker in the neighbors garage complete with bourbon and beers.:D:D:D:D

[cooper barrett]

My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.

Was the teacher "Blonde"?

[cooper barrett]

A division title and a Mahomes deep dicking of Denver in the finale.

You think that would motivate Alex11 or just say "**** you, Enjoy Cleveland, I hear they have cleaned it up alot...."

[Nickhead]

They do, but they're all digital. So now you won't even get to download one in enough time for Santa to beat off.

on the plus side there are 3D printers now :D :thumb:

[cooper barrett]

I am hoping for a new kayak "Cockpit" cover and seal for Christmas.


https://wi-images.condecdn.net/image/xP2Z17zWPbL/crop/405


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[RobBlake]

My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.

17? Was she born in the Amish life near near penn?

[FlaChief58]

"Santa" is getting us a house. I just wish he'd stop draining my savings account to do it though

[raybec 4]

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Christmas spirit

[threebag]

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[threebag]

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[cooper barrett]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcDMHnBIMAARqIp.jpg

you may have got a little carried away with the eraser tool.


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[gblowfish]

Billy Bob is my all time favorite Santa. Careful, NSFW:

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