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Titty Meat
01-01-2018, 08:28 PM
NSFW:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1693809727336534&id=872894136094768

https://www.facebook.com/hiphopoverload/videos/1694464433937730/

Hammock Parties
01-01-2018, 08:31 PM
droppin rhymes like first downs UH WHAT

St. Patty's Fire
01-01-2018, 08:31 PM
droppin rhymes like first downs UH WHAT

Please tell me this an actual lyric

smithandrew051
01-01-2018, 08:32 PM
Still less cringey than Greg Hardy’s rap career.

gblowfish
01-01-2018, 08:32 PM
Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

Chief Northman
01-01-2018, 08:34 PM
Dumbest Chief ever. Likeable, but dumb.

Hammock Parties
01-01-2018, 08:34 PM
Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Chief Northman
01-01-2018, 08:35 PM
Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

Heh.

Kman34
01-01-2018, 08:42 PM
Over / under 5 years broke and living on the street ..... I see janitorial services in his future...

OnTheWarpath15
01-01-2018, 08:43 PM
Well here in a week or two he and Hali will have something in common.

Both will be ex-NFL players who are shitty rappers.

In58men
01-01-2018, 08:46 PM
Still better than Nickleback

lewdog
01-01-2018, 08:49 PM
Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

Fuck! Accidentally hit thumbs down.

Fuck!

This is great.

Why Not?
01-01-2018, 09:04 PM
Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

If the whole Ten Things gets old, you have a new calling!

Demonpenz
01-01-2018, 09:08 PM
Bowe and Tony Gonzo may have actually loved having shitty qb's because they would just throw it up to both of them

GloryDayz
01-01-2018, 09:19 PM
Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

Nailed it...

gblowfish
01-01-2018, 10:22 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nJfBgLr1of8" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Beef Supreme
01-01-2018, 10:36 PM
Maybe this was the rapper Pioli wanted removed from the stairwell.

In58men
01-01-2018, 10:55 PM
Maybe this was the rapper Pioli wanted removed from the stairwell.

Ba dum tsss

dlphg9
01-02-2018, 12:20 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nJfBgLr1of8" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm high as balls, eating spray cheese and crackers, laughing my ass off watching this.

Thank you

Pitt Gorilla
01-02-2018, 12:29 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nJfBgLr1of8" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>Eh, it beats mumble rap.

CoMoChief
01-02-2018, 01:13 AM
garbage music.

HemiEd
01-02-2018, 06:00 AM
****! Accidentally hit thumbs down.

****!

This is great.

I did that once and there is no way to change it. It is hell being all thumbs.

Deberg_1990
01-02-2018, 06:49 AM
Luv me sum 2007-2011 Dwayne Bowe!

Graystoke
01-02-2018, 09:00 AM
Dwayne...meet me in the G lot for a smackdown

gblowfish
01-02-2018, 10:49 AM
Here's my D-Bowe Rap, extended version:

In 2014
I got suspended
Albert Wilson came in
I got offended.

Everybody knows
Bowe’s a real charmer
Got 12 million dollars
Outta Ray Farmer

Played eight years
Back in Kansas City
Had to leave town
In Cleveland I was Shitty

Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

Now I’m bustin’ rhymes
Saggin in my Britches
When I’m on the Road
Importin’ all my Bitches

Had to say
Sorry to the Clarks
What was I doin’
In Parkville in the Dark?

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

Freestylin’ in the studio
Is all I want to do.
Would ya buy a CD
From Number 82?

Now its all over
I’m out and I’m free
Getting’ high as Hell
With Tamba Hali!

tomahaw
01-02-2018, 11:21 AM
lol whaaaat

GloryDayz
01-02-2018, 11:42 AM
Here's my D-Bowe Rap, extended version:

In 2014
I got suspended
Albert Wilson came in
I got offended.

Everybody knows
Bowe’s a real charmer
Got 12 million dollars
Outta Ray Farmer

Played eight years
Back in Kansas City
Had to leave town
In Cleveland I was Shitty

Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

Now I’m bustin’ rhymes
Saggin in my Britches
When I’m on the Road
Importin’ all my Bitches

Had to say
Sorry to the Clarks
What was I doin’
In Parkville in the Dark?

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

Freestylin’ in the studio
Is all I want to do.
Would ya buy a CD
From Number 82?

Now its all over
I’m out and I’m free
Getting’ high as Hell
With Tamba Hali!

:clap::clap:

BlackHelicopters
01-02-2018, 01:06 PM
Drop the mic. Wait, he already did.

displacedinMN
01-02-2018, 03:23 PM
If the whole Ten Things gets old, you have a new calling!

he can do the next 10 things as a rap,

Marcellus
01-02-2018, 03:30 PM
Here's my D-Bowe Rap, extended version:

In 2014
I got suspended
Albert Wilson came in
I got offended.

Everybody knows
Bowe’s a real charmer
Got 12 million dollars
Outta Ray Farmer

Played eight years
Back in Kansas City
Had to leave town
In Cleveland I was Shitty

Too fat to play
But the man don't git me down
Made two mill a catch
Workin' for the Browns

Now I’m bustin’ rhymes
Saggin in my Britches
When I’m on the Road
Importin’ all my Bitches

Had to say
Sorry to the Clarks
What was I doin’
In Parkville in the Dark?

My rhymes are sick
I still smokin' chronic
Cruisin with my peeps
Lookin for a Sonic

Freestylin’ in the studio
Is all I want to do.
Would ya buy a CD
From Number 82?

Now its all over
I’m out and I’m free
Getting’ high as Hell
With Tamba Hali!

Mizzou education at work!

LMAO good stuff.

CoMoChief
01-02-2018, 03:36 PM
Drop the mic. Wait, he already did.

ROFL