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ptlyon
01-11-2018, 09:09 AM
Those who know, know what I'm talking about.

That is all.

Reerun_KC
01-11-2018, 09:14 AM
Because chiefs. At least we’re not the broncos or the raiders.

Red Dawg
01-11-2018, 09:18 AM
And they are actually debating on keeping Alex and Sutton.

cron912
01-11-2018, 09:21 AM
And here's to 48 more! Dilly, dilly!

Our Kansas City Chiefs, the Cubs/Red Sox of the NFL

Dayze
01-11-2018, 09:28 AM
Chiefs are the gambler at your hold 'em table who checks every round of betting, and/or never calls a blind unless he has pocket aces. Limps along all game, never playing any hands, until he's forced to go all in with his pathetic left over stack with his 9-2 off-suit.

kepp
01-11-2018, 09:31 AM
And here's to 48 more! Dilly, dilly!

Our Kansas City Chiefs, the Cubs/Red Sox of the NFL

"So you escaped the pit of misery and came back?"

"Yeah...with Chiefs tickets."

"Dilly! Dilly!"

Coochie liquor
01-11-2018, 09:40 AM
We are AWESOME!!! Fuck yeah Chiefs! If there’s one thing Chiefs fans can count on, it’s getting into the playoffs.... and losing in epic fashion. Not just epic, but OMG!!! Nobody’s ever done ”Insert heartbreaking stat” before in the playoffs and here is KC on the receiving end of it again!!

Marcellus
01-11-2018, 09:43 AM
Thank God, we needed another thread bitching about the Chiefs. There haven't been 200 others started since Saturday.

ptlyon
01-11-2018, 09:46 AM
Thank God, we needed another thread bitching about the Chiefs. There haven't been 200 others started since Saturday.

You may leave this thread now.

Thanks.

BlackHelicopters
01-11-2018, 09:47 AM
I know. I remember. I am 53. I barely remember IV. Time running out. Brain tumor. Please Hurry Chiefs.

Reerun_KC
01-11-2018, 09:50 AM
Thank God, we needed another thread bitching about the Chiefs. There haven't been 200 others started since Saturday.



Well at least we’re not the raiders or broncos.

ChiTown
01-11-2018, 09:51 AM
I know. I remember. I am 53. I barely remember IV. Time running out. Brain tumor. Please Hurry Chiefs.

Brother, are you serious? If so, my apologies for not knowing. Awful news. You will be in my prayers.

crayzkirk
01-11-2018, 09:51 AM
Chiefs are the gambler at your hold 'em table who checks every round of betting, and/or never calls a blind unless he has pocket aces. Limps along all game, never playing any hands, until he's forced to go all in with his pathetic left over stack with his 9-2 off-suit.

I've always felt that the Chiefs usually have a nice pocket pair and end up facing off with someone that has the next highest pair. Or like against the Tightens, pocket Qs against a 9-7 off suit that draws the inside straight on the last card.

Reerun_KC
01-11-2018, 09:53 AM
Brother, are you serious? If so, my apologies for not knowing. Awful news. You will be in my prayers.



This ^.

Prayers

gblowfish
01-11-2018, 10:29 AM
"All current living Chiefs fans must die before the stigma is removed." - Oprah

Reerun_KC
01-11-2018, 10:30 AM
"All current living Chiefs fans must die before the stigma is removed." - Oprah



Well played

ChiTown
01-11-2018, 10:38 AM
"All current living Chiefs fans must die before the stigma is removed." - Oprah

Well, shit. That hurts..........

RippedmyFlesh
01-11-2018, 10:58 AM
I was 10 so I prob celebrated with a chocolate milk.
Just once I want to tip my glass with an adult beverage to the world champion kansas city chiefs. That should be a thread what do you toast a chiefs sb with.

Bowser
01-11-2018, 11:01 AM
Guys, we're a legacy team. And broadcasting crews love to come here for the food. What more do you want?

Rausch
01-11-2018, 11:02 AM
I was 10 so I prob celebrated with a chocolate milk.
Just once I want to tip my glass with an adult beverage to the world champion kansas city chiefs. That should be a thread what do you toast a chiefs sb with.

I'm out.

I'm a casual fan now.

I'll always be a CP retard but I'm no longer a "fanatic."

I will no longer use my vacation days to cover the regular season and playoffs.

I will no longer bid for jobs based on when KC plays.

I'll watch it live or after the fact and this season the tip off coworkers give me will save me a lot of time.

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 11:03 AM
"So you escaped the pit of misery and came back?"

"Yeah...with Chiefs tickets."

"Dilly! Dilly!"

Hilly! Hilly!

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 11:04 AM
I'm out.

I'm a casual fan now.

I'll always be a CP retard but I'm no longer a "fanatic."

I will no longer use my vacation days to cover the regular season and playoffs.

I will no longer bid for jobs based on when KC plays.

I'll watch it live or after the fact and this season the tip off coworkers give me will save me a lot of time.

Yup.

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 11:06 AM
Guys, we're a legacy team. And broadcasting crews love to come here for the food. What more do you want?

It looks good on tv because we fill that stadium hard.

Yeah, who do we think we are?

Fucking Boston or New York?!

Hell, we aren't even as cool as Green Bay, who owns their own team.

Bowser
01-11-2018, 11:07 AM
They really should release the details of Lamar's deal with the devil that allowed KC to win SB IV. Would probably explain a great many things.

ptlyon
01-11-2018, 11:10 AM
I'm out.

I'm a casual fan now.

I'll always be a CP retard but I'm no longer a "fanatic."

I will no longer use my vacation days to cover the regular season and playoffs.

I will no longer bid for jobs based on when KC plays.

I'll watch it live or after the fact and this season the tip off coworkers give me will save me a lot of time.

Yup.

Whatever. You two will be sitting in front of your TV's awaiting opening season kickoff with a dick that looks like it went through a cheese grater.

SuperBowl4
01-11-2018, 11:10 AM
"So you escaped the pit of misery and came back?"

"Yeah...with Chiefs tickets."

"Dilly! Dilly!"A home playoff game for the CHIEFS at ARROWHEAD STADIUM is the pit of misery, Dilly, Dilly!

RippedmyFlesh
01-11-2018, 11:12 AM
They really should release the details of Lamar's deal with the NFL that allowed KC to win SB IV. Would probably explain a great many things.

fyp

Rausch
01-11-2018, 11:14 AM
Whatever. You two will be sitting in front of your TV's awaiting opening season kickoff with a dick that looks like it went through a cheese grater.

I'm not sure what your pre-game ceremony is about but mine will be telling DTV to eat a dick and busting that package down to Mini-me size...

Bowser
01-11-2018, 11:27 AM
fyp

Semantics....

Pasta Giant Meatball
01-11-2018, 11:31 AM
32 teams....

ptlyon
01-11-2018, 11:31 AM
I'm not sure what your pre-game ceremony is about but mine will be telling DTV to eat a dick and busting that package down to Mini-me size...

You'll be back. You don't be a fan and a member on here for 18 years and give up cold turkey. It's not in our DNA.

fan4ever
01-11-2018, 11:39 AM
48 for me too. It's funny (kind of) because my friends will call me after one of these debacle games and think I'm surprised or upset and I always go with "No...that's what being a Chief's fan IS...least surprised guy in the room." I knew that come-backer to Mariotta was the writing on the wall. Deja Vu, fate, Karma...whatever.

Rausch
01-11-2018, 11:41 AM
You'll be back. You don't be a fan and a member on here for 18 years and give up cold turkey. It's not in our DNA.

I'll always be here.

I fucking love this place.

Even if I grew to hate football I'd be here...

KC Tattoo
01-11-2018, 12:01 PM
This is just a nice set up for Patrick Mahomes II to bring it home in two years "50" is ours.

Molitoth
01-11-2018, 12:07 PM
I'm out.

I'm a casual fan now.

I'll always be a CP retard but I'm no longer a "fanatic."

I will no longer use my vacation days to cover the regular season and playoffs.

I will no longer bid for jobs based on when KC plays.

I'll watch it live or after the fact and this season the tip off coworkers give me will save me a lot of time.

The reason we have so many negative people here is because at one time we were all true fans. Trusting in the Chiefs to do the right thing.
After being fooled so many times, you just get done with it.

Just enjoy laughing at poor dumbasses like Tiger and company.

lcarus
01-11-2018, 12:10 PM
I've always felt that the Chiefs usually have a nice pocket pair and end up facing off with someone that has the next highest pair. Or like against the Tightens, pocket Qs against a 9-7 off suit that draws the inside straight on the last card.

Yep. Like the Titans sucked out on us but we were dumb for not betting them off of it after the flop and when the turn came, they had an open ended straight and flush draw. You just knew the river was gonna fuck us.

EPodolak
01-11-2018, 12:12 PM
That year..

Gas was $.36

Avg house cost $23K

I was six and afraid I'd be sent to Vietnam.

I knew the Chiefs would always be champs.

RippedmyFlesh
01-11-2018, 12:25 PM
Semantics....

Even the devil would have given us another one along the way the nfl is more evil.

HemiEd
01-11-2018, 12:28 PM
Those who know, know what I'm talking about.

That is all.

Yep, same here, jumped on this dynasties band wagon after the SB win.

ChiefsCountry
01-11-2018, 12:30 PM
Royals took 20 years off and still have won 2 championships since the Chiefs.

Graystoke
01-11-2018, 12:32 PM
We should have picked better.

crayzkirk
01-11-2018, 12:37 PM
Pretty much the one constant that the Chiefs have dealt with is that other teams in the AFC have had 'that guy' at quarterback. Forgetting about the middle 70s thru the 80s when the team was just horrible and wasn't even trying to compete, the Chiefs have faced probably the best string of QBs and have always had someone else's trash:

Elway
Marino
Kelly
Manning
Brady
Rothlessburger

Hopefully, the Chiefs will be the team with the franchise QB that everyone else will be chasing for a while.

lcarus
01-11-2018, 01:14 PM
Royals took 20 years off and still have won 2 championships since the Chiefs.

And almost 3. The Chiefs can't even win a home wild card game. Just sad.

Reerun_KC
01-11-2018, 01:16 PM
And almost 3. The Chiefs can't even win a home wild card game. Just sad.



But people said this year was different. We had an elite offense

BlackHelicopters
01-11-2018, 01:21 PM
Brother, are you serious? If so, my apologies for not knowing. Awful news. You will be in my prayers.

Yes serious. Inoperable . No problems yet. Thank you.

Prison Bitch
01-11-2018, 01:23 PM
Chiefs are the gambler at your hold 'em table who checks every round of betting, and/or never calls a blind unless he has pocket aces. Limps along all game, never playing any hands, until he's forced to go all in with his pathetic left over stack with his 9-2 off-suit.

Have no clue what that means

BlackHelicopters
01-11-2018, 01:24 PM
This ^.

Prayers

Thank you. No worries. God has me. I have written ChUNT about my plight. No reply.

MahiMike
01-11-2018, 01:52 PM
48 glorious years

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 02:18 PM
Whatever. You two will be sitting in front of your TV's awaiting opening season kickoff with a dick that looks like it went through a cheese grater.

You can only do that so many times before you say "fuck the cheese grater" and grab the ol' weed whacker.

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 02:22 PM
They really should release the details of Lamar's deal with the devil that allowed KC to win SB IV. Would probably explain a great many things.

'Well, we'll name the AFC Championship Trophy after you, and pretend that the Chiefs are a storied franchise with great history."

LH : "Okay. Aaaaaaand..?"

'You will make billions of dollars, so much that after you die, your fambly can vacation in Tahiti during playoff losses and they'll all be so rich that they won't even care!'

LH : "Deal."

Chiefaholic
01-11-2018, 02:26 PM
And I'm 46... Nobody can EVER call me a bandwagon fan. Village idiot...maybe. Anybody who's been a lifetime diehard fan of this franchise can't be all that bright.

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 02:31 PM
And I'm 46... Nobody can EVER call me a bandwagon fan. Village idiot...maybe. Anybody who's been a lifetime diehard fan of this franchise can't be all that bright.

Well, it's not like I'm going "Hey I'm a Patriots fan now".

I'm just done with NFL ca2018

beach tribe
01-11-2018, 02:34 PM
Well at least we’re not the raiders or broncos.

"At least we are not the Chiefs"/everyone except the browns and lions

BDj23
01-11-2018, 03:55 PM
And I'm 46... Nobody can EVER call me a bandwagon fan. Village idiot...maybe. Anybody who's been a lifetime diehard fan of this franchise can't be all that bright.

I've been called a bandwagon fan many times by rando truefans on Facebook. If i were i bandwagon fan, why the hell would i pick the Chiefs?

They haven't won dick in my lifetime

ChiTown
01-11-2018, 04:03 PM
I was 2 months away from being hatched when we played SBI, and I was just a little shit with no memory of SBIV. I'd actually like to be sane and not eating my food through a straw the next time the Chiefs make the SB.

Get busy, Mother Fuckers! I ain't getting any younger!

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 04:13 PM
I've been called a bandwagon fan many times by rando truefans on Facebook. If i were i bandwagon fan, why the hell would i pick the Chiefs?

They haven't won dick in my lifetime

Right.

ROFL

Spott
01-11-2018, 04:32 PM
I'm old, but I wasn't alive then. I don't believe it ever happened.

rabblerouser
01-11-2018, 04:46 PM
Thank you. No worries. God has me. I have written ChUNT about my plight. No reply.

Chunt is a rich asshole.

We, on the other hand, are your brothers, and are ducking sorry to read this news...

St. Patty's Fire
01-11-2018, 04:51 PM
The Beatles were still a band when the Chiefs last won ROFL

KC Dan
01-11-2018, 04:52 PM
The Beatles were still a band when the Chiefs last won ROFLSo awesome....

Dave Lane
01-11-2018, 05:03 PM
Those who know, know what I'm talking about.

That is all.

Because conservative small ball and fans being willing to gooble it up.

BlackHelicopters
01-11-2018, 07:47 PM
Chunt is a rich asshole.

We, on the other hand, are your brothers, and are ducking sorry to read this news...

Thank you. No offense to you , but you spelled Clark’s name incorrectly. Look closely.

ChUNT.

iDeaL
01-11-2018, 08:31 PM
I've been called a bandwagon fan many times by rando truefans on Facebook. If i were i bandwagon fan, why the hell would i pick the Chiefs?

They haven't won dick in my lifetime

THIS! Lmao.. right after we lost I made a comment on facebook saying I'm glad the season was over and that I believe its time to move on and let the Mahomes era of Chiefs football begin. Was immediately being called a fake fan and a bandwagoner. Been a fan since I was old enough to understand football. Can't tell me nothing.

KranzDictum
01-11-2018, 08:47 PM
Well at least we’re not the raiders or broncos.

I don't get why you guys wouldn't want 3 SB wins and 5 other epic seasons to celebrate with games like The Drive, The Fumble, The Helicopter, and even Ghost to the Post and The Holy Roller.

That said I get why you wouldn't want to dress up as darth vader, a monkey, or a pirate to go to a football game.

I guess you guys will always have your sooie call record.

Hang in there, at least your not Cleveland...wait Cleveland has had more playoff success than you guys in the last 16 years.

Pasta Giant Meatball
01-11-2018, 08:59 PM
Denver is a bottom 3 franchise right now.

Reerun_KC
01-11-2018, 09:44 PM
I don't get why you guys wouldn't want 3 SB wins and 5 other epic seasons to celebrate with games like The Drive, The Fumble, The Helicopter, and even Ghost to the Post and The Holy Roller.



That said I get why you wouldn't want to dress up as darth vader, a monkey, or a pirate to go to a football game.



I guess you guys will always have your sooie call record.



Hang in there, at least your not Cleveland...wait Cleveland has had more playoff success than you guys in the last 16 years.



It’s mostly sarcasm here to the yard carts that try and down play other teams playoff success while we have basically nothing ever to brag about in the last 5 decades.

Hammock Parties
01-11-2018, 10:35 PM
Don't worry guys. If you had fun, you won.

https://i.imgur.com/A200DiC.gif

R8RFAN
01-12-2018, 04:38 AM
They used to call me 3rd and 48ers which was
pretty damn funny... They need to now rename the forum "The 48'ers"

bevischief
01-12-2018, 04:50 AM
You found the Reid breeding grounds?