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RippedmyFlesh
01-24-2018, 11:53 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/tv/2018/01/24/barney_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqBmo3ZBPOSwC7GqRZsuXAwDqFnpLh5wjcaIDu-Ojf3tk.jpg?imwidth=1400

The actor who starred as the cuddly T-Rex host of Nineties children's TV show Barney and Friends is now working as a Los Angeles tantric therapist, it has been revealed.

Joyner only accepts female clients for his services, and charges $350 for a four-hour session. On his website, Joyner, a former software analyst offers clients the chance to reach "a higher and more blissful state of awareness [of their] sexuality."

"Lisa", an anonymous source contacted by Vice, said she had been one of his regular clients for three years, after first making contact with him through the dating app Tinder.

She added that she had sexual intercourse with Joyner during their third session, and described the experience as a "spiritual awakening".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2018/01/24/former-barney-dinosaur-actor-now-works-controversial-tantric/

Rasputin
01-24-2018, 11:56 AM
"Lisa"


She likes the purple peni

RippedmyFlesh
01-24-2018, 11:59 AM
"Lisa"


She likes the purple peni

Maybe she's a furrie? Is that what they call them?

BlackHelicopters
01-24-2018, 12:13 PM
BPP?

gblowfish
01-24-2018, 12:14 PM
I love you, you love me, and you owe me three fiddy...

Rasputin
01-24-2018, 12:29 PM
Maybe she's a furrie? Is that what they call them?

TinkyWinky for some reason this smilie seems appropriate

Eleazar
01-24-2018, 12:29 PM
Strange. How would this not be prostitution?

Eureka
01-24-2018, 12:29 PM
I should’ve been charging when I was giving “awakenings”

fan4ever
01-24-2018, 12:34 PM
Imagine the kind of tail Elmo could be swimming in?

wazu
01-24-2018, 12:36 PM
Strange. How would this not be prostitution?

I’m guessing sex acts are not part of the contract. Like an “escort” service.

ptlyon
01-24-2018, 12:36 PM
Strange. How would this not be beastiality?

Fyp

Rain Man
01-24-2018, 12:45 PM
You better be good at sex if your brain is the size of a walnut.

Clyde Frog
01-24-2018, 12:47 PM
You better be good at sex if your brain is the size of a walnut.

Gold ROFLROFL

RippedmyFlesh
01-24-2018, 12:55 PM
You better be good at sex if your brain is the size of a walnut.

http://grim-snark.com/wp-content/uploads/affectionate-dinosaurs.jpg

That last search prob wasn't a good thing to have in one's history

MahiMike
01-24-2018, 07:33 PM
I love you, you love me, and you owe me three fiddy...

I spit my drink out.

KCrockaholic
01-24-2018, 07:39 PM
Barney might be the smartest dinosaur of all time.

TimeForWasp
01-24-2018, 08:43 PM
Soon to be extinct

notorious
01-24-2018, 08:43 PM
Dude is getting bitches to pay him for sex.

RippedmyFlesh
01-24-2018, 08:49 PM
Dude is getting bitches to pay him for sex.

Sounds like a great gig

alpha_omega
01-24-2018, 10:46 PM
Sounds like a great gig

Not until we know what “Lisa” looks like.

Dartgod
01-25-2018, 07:44 AM
You need game when your arms are too short to whack off.