Calling all Alexsexuals! Hurry and join ExtremeSkins!

[Kaepernick]

Are you star struck in love with a mediocre veteran quarterback past his prime just because he is "a nice guy"?

Do you love seeing a game manager take intentional sacks?

Do you love seeing a game manager check down to tight ends on 3rd and 19?

Do you love seeing a risk averse game manager throw more passes to RBs behind the line of scrimmage than to WRs beyond it?

Do you just love blaming every other player for blowing 18 point half-time playoff leads except for the timid game managing QB? After all, he is "a nice guy".

Are you smitten with irrationally arguing day and night to justify in your mind why a limited 34-year-old game manager is your favorite quarterback because "he is so smart", "he has a high completion percentage", "or the ever popular, "He just wins!"


Then LOOK no further, because WE have a Football forum for YOU!!

Join ExtremeSkins. The Washington Redskins forum where every Alexsexual needs to be when their anointed lord and savior Alex Smith takes the field and throws his first checkdown or takes his first sack.



http://es.redskins.com/forum/10-the-stadium/



And spend the next 4 years of your pathetic empy lives as mindless know-it-alls lecturing lifelong Redskins fans about their own team even though they were wearing rubber pig snouts on their noses decades before you were born.

And remember, membership on ExtremeSkins is free, Free, Free!

Join before midnight tonight and get the book, "101 Best Alexscuses", ABSOLUTELY FREE.

But that is not all! You also get a football shaped inflatable balloon, guaranteed not to go beyond the line of scrimage no matter how hard you throw it. Check downs, GUARANTEED!

So hurry and beat all your Alexsexual friends! Join ExtremeSkins today. You flocked to follow Alex to his new team once before. You can now #relivethefeeling.

The die hard Washington fans are just going to love you guys over there. Like buttah.

So go on and be the first Alexsexual on ChiefsPlanet to join Alex at his new home! And Did I mention it is free, Free, Free!


And speaking of "free", the members of ChiefsPlanet thankfully cheer you on your mass migration to other places, anywhere but here.
.
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[Dave Lane]

Thank you for your kind trolling and I have high hopes that this will work!!

Have your boards ever reverted to normal or are you still infested?

[RealSNR]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

This is beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

[Kaepernick]

Thank you for your kind trolling and I have high hopes that this will work!!

Have your boards ever reverted to normal or are you still infested?


The official 49ers board reverted to relative peace the instant the Alexsexuals abandoned their sinking ship. Permanent bans plunged by 95% or more. Flame wars were almost non-existent. Arguing fell to a normal level of stupidity instead of every thread becoming an Alex argument, fueled by his jilted lovers.

With the coming of Jimmy Garoppolo, we are now all holding hands and singing Kumbaya while smoking a peace pipe.

But yes, the difference was as dramatic as it was immediate when Snoopy/Maverick lead his minions from our forum to yours. It was like a great black cloud lifted from our hearts the week they all left the 49ers forum.

It felt a lot like this...

https://m.popkey.co/52f5d4/0DOJz.gif

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

This thread is shit like the OP

Congratulations

[Bugeater]

Mods, can we get this stickied? I don't want any of the fake ass fans to miss it.

[Kaepernick]

This thread is shit like the OP

Congratulations


#chiefsfanforever


https://i.imgur.com/a2lmS5N.gif

[Bugeater]

#chiefsfanforever


https://i.imgur.com/a2lmS5N.gif
Oh no. Fuck no. We don't want him.

[temper11]

Are you star struck in love with a mediocre veteran quarterback past his prime just because he is "a nice guy"?

Ha ha ha... my horse is still in the NFL and doing just fine for himself. Just signed a new contract for another 5 years! Where is your boo anyway?

[Kaepernick]

Oh no. **** no. We don't want him.

And have him, you won't. I was just pointing up the hypocrisy of these guys claiming to have become dedicated KC Chiefs fans when we all knew they couldn't care less about the Chiefs. They were here ONLY for Alex Smith. By the time OTAs come around, not a single Alexsexual will be found here. They will all be on the Redskins forum, claiming they ALWAYS liked the Redskins, and blah, blah, bullshit. Lying pig dogs, all.

[Kaepernick]

Ha ha ha... my horse is still in the NFL and doing just fine for himself. Just signed a new contract for another 5 years! Where is your boo anyway?

God granted me the intelligence to know when to quit backing a mediocre QB. What is your excuse?

Meanwhile Jimmy Garoppolo is looking like the real deal. I am thrilled to have him, unlike the Redskins fans. I can only wonder how they feel going from Kirk Cousins to Alex Smith.

Let us all know after you register on ExtremeSkins. Be the first on your block to leave. You know you want to.

[bigjosh]

And have him, you won't. I was just pointing up the hypocrisy of these guys claiming to have become dedicated KC Chiefs fans when we all knew they couldn't care less about the Chiefs. They were here ONLY for Alex Smith. By the time OTAs come around, not a single Alexsexual will be found here. They will all be on the Redskins forum, claiming they ALWAYS liked the Redskins, and blah, blah, bullshit. Lying pig dogs, all.

you warned us....

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/54/548661c97e3e9d6700adab6e1baa9020ddf8c9e463227c92153f5c9f526a782c.jpg

[Kaepernick]

you warned us....

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/54/548661c97e3e9d6700adab6e1baa9020ddf8c9e463227c92153f5c9f526a782c.jpg



Who among you will be Paul Revere II and warn the poor fans at ExtremeSkins? I can't bear to be sucn a harbinger of doom twice in a lifetime. I would be left a shell of a man. Surely, one among you has the strength to pay it forward and warn the poor Redskins fans what they are in for... Surely.

[RippedmyFlesh]

#chiefsfanforever


https://i.imgur.com/a2lmS5N.gif

ROFL
Best post ever by non chiefs fan

[RippedmyFlesh]

Who among you will be Paul Revere II and warn the poor fans at ExtremeSkins? I can't bear to be sucn a harbinger of doom twice in a lifetime. I would be left a shell of a man. Surely, one among you has the strength to pay it forward and warn the poor Redskins fans what they are in for... Surely.

Ill use mahomes as a nick to do it. You are inspiring.

[bigjosh]

Ill use mahomes as a nick to do it. You are inspiring.

Please report your findings here. I am genuinely interested to see if skins fans are as non receptive to the warning as we were.

[temper11]

God granted me the intelligence to know when to quit backing a mediocre QB. What is your excuse?

Meanwhile Jimmy Garoppolo is looking like the real deal. I am thrilled to have him, unlike the Redskins fans. I can only wonder how they feel going from Kirk Cousins to Alex Smith.

Let us all know after you register on ExtremeSkins. Be the first on your block to leave. You know you want to.

You didn't have a choice to keep backing Kap... he can't find a job. I don't need an excuse. I enjoy rooting for Smith - he's the underdog, and that is always fun...

HOFer, mediocre, JAG, Pro-bowler, Checkdown King, QBR king, etc. etc. etc. I'm hoping he does well in Washington, would still like to see him go all the way, and he has a middling chance to do so. Much more than Kaep that's for damn sure! ROFL

And I'm just as thrilled to have Garappolo, although time will tell if he's the "real deal" or not. Lot's of QB's look great until teams get sufficient tape on them (Kaepernick comes to mind - again). But the future looks pretty good in 9er land. FWIW, I have a friend who's a die hard skins fan, and he's pretty happy with getting Smith. Not a fan of losing Fuller, but is perfectly happy to get Smith since it was clear Cousin's wanted out.

And yes, I'm not long for this place. You can have it all to yourself since you made so many friends here. Glad you found a place to belong Kaepernick.

[Kaepernick]

Ill use mahomes as a nick to do it. You are inspiring.

Bless you, my son. You are doing God's work. :clap:

You are like the ring bearer. So few of us carry the One Ring of warning to fanbases about the coming hordes of Alexsexuals.

I have sired a Protoge... It brings a tear to my eye.


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[Kaepernick]

You didn't have a choice to keep backing Kap... he can't find a job. I don't need an excuse. I enjoy rooting for Smith - he's the underdog, and that is always fun...

HOFer, mediocre, JAG, Pro-bowler, Checkdown King, QBR king, etc. etc. etc. I'm hoping he does well in Washington, would still like to see him go all the way, and he has a middling chance to do so. Much more than Kaep that's for damn sure! ROFL

And I'm just as thrilled to have Garappolo, although time will tell if he's the "real deal" or not. Lot's of QB's look great until teams get sufficient tape on them (Kaepernick comes to mind - again). But the future looks pretty good in 9er land. FWIW, I have a friend who's a die hard skins fan, and he's pretty happy with getting Smith. Not a fan of losing Fuller, but is perfectly happy to get Smith since it was clear Cousin's wanted out.

And yes, I'm not long for this place. You can have it all to yourself since you made so many friends here. Glad you found a place to belong Kaepernick.


No kidding you are not long for this place. None of you guys are fans of a TEAM. You are fans of a guy. You chase a guy from team to team -- no real allegiance to you. That is what an Alexsexual is, as opposed to a Chiefs fan or Niners fan.

We are loyal to a team. You are loyal to one guy.

[Ming the Merciless]

Rofl

Pandemonium

Kapernick fans battling smith fans on a chiefs message board over a redskins QB

this is the best day ever

[temper11]

No kidding you are not long for this place. None of you guys are fans of a TEAM. You are fans of a guy. You chase a guy from team to team -- no real allegiance to you. That is what an Alexsexual is, as opposed to a Chiefs fan or Niners fan.

We are loyal to a team. You are loyal to one guy.

Ah yes... here comes Kaepernick to once again explain to me how I should enjoy watching the NFL. Because apparently there is only one way to do it.

[New World Order]

Kaepernick for mod

[temper11]

Rofl

Pandemonium

Kapernick fans battling smith fans on a chiefs message board over a redskins QB

this is the best day ever

Good post.

[Bigdaddy]

What a dumb thread!...Kaepernick looking for attention again because his boyfriend isn't giving it to him.

[007]

From one of their posters...

This showcases some extremely high levels of dysfunction. the redskins just got worse on both offense and defense and lost a draft pick all in one move.

[Eleazar]

I felt like a lot of destinations for Smith made sense, including possibly Washington, but for them to give him the long term extension like they did, that just seems crazy. Acquiring Smith to QB the team for 2 years or so until they can find a QB of the future I could see, but not betting on him to still be playing well when he's 37-38

[BigCatDaddy]

Early thread of the year candidate.

[HemiEd]

And have him, you won't. I was just pointing up the hypocrisy of these guys claiming to have become dedicated KC Chiefs fans when we all knew they couldn't care less about the Chiefs. They were here ONLY for Alex Smith. By the time OTAs come around, not a single Alexsexual will be found here. They will all be on the Redskins forum, claiming they ALWAYS liked the Redskins, and blah, blah, bullshit. Lying pig dogs, all.

You promise?

[Molitoth]

Great OP. Rep.

[dmahurin]

Im sitting in front of a computer today at work for the next 7 hours with literally nothing to do but let 6 people on an elevator once each. im going to redskins boards. This will be great.

[siberian khatru]

"ExtremeSkins" sounds like a brand of condom.

[Gravedigger]

Does ExtremeSkins sound like a porn site or the next Trojan condoms rugged line?

[Mr. Plow]

Reading the Skins site is hilarious.

[vailpass]

#chiefsfanforever


https://i.imgur.com/a2lmS5N.gif

LMAO

[GoChargers]

Ha ha ha... my horse is still in the NFL and doing just fine for himself. Just signed a new contract for another 5 years! Where is your boo anyway?

His "boo" has more playoff wins than Alex Smith.

[GoChargers]

Ah yes... here comes Kaepernick to once again explain to me how I should enjoy watching the NFL. Because apparently there is only one way to do it.

Deep down, even you can't possibly enjoy watching Captain Checkdown run into sacks and throw to RBs behind the LOS all day. Alex is the most boring player ever.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Enjoy ruining the Redskins forums, mfers!

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/4/4d/Srsly_gtfo.gif/revision/latest?cb=20101221004039

[dmahurin]

They are slow as shit on the approval process

[Spott]

How in the hell did this schmuck ever get such a cult following? I could maybe understand being a fan of superstars like Brady, Manning, MJ, Lebron, etc., but how some mediocre run of the mill QB got this kind of following will never make sense.

[Molitoth]

How in the hell did this schmuck ever get such a cult following? I could maybe understand being a fan of superstars like Brady, Manning, MJ, Lebron, etc., but how some mediocre run of the mill QB got this kind of following will never make sense.

Right?

I have nothing against Alex as a human being... great dude, yadda yadda...

People watching him play football and thinking he is Elite is just WTF.

[temper11]

Right?

I have nothing against Alex as a human being... great dude, yadda yadda...

People watching him play football and thinking he is Elite is just WTF.

Almost no one claims he is elite

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

Thank you for your years of service, Mr. Kaepernick.

[ChiefsCountry]

For all the loser Alexuals
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[dmahurin]

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Posted 8 minutes ago
20 minutes ago, UKskins said:


Seriously, have you ever watched Alex Smith play football? There is nothing in the world Alex Smith loves throwing more than a screen pass to a goddamn tight end.

I'm honestly surprised that Fat Andy is letting Smith go, because there is no coach in football who loves calling a wide receiver screen on third and eight more than Andy Reid. And Alex Smith was designed by God himself to throw a wide receiver screen on third and eight.



Is Chris Thompson still on the team? Because if he is, he's going to lead the league in receptions next year.

[Molitoth]

So when do all of the Alex-Only fans get purged?
Since Alex is no longer a part of our team, aren't they just here to troll at this point?

[Eleazar]

People, you do realize that this Alex garbage isn't going to stop. His fanbois have all stated they aren't leaving, which means they are going to stick around to troll us every time Smtih does something right in Washington, and then to explain it away when he fails in the playoffs. Nothing is going to change unless the infection is rooted out.

[Pablo]

This is a nice thread and I can't wait to see all these fucking losers move on to infect another fanbase.

[Beef Supreme]

"ExtremeSkins" sounds like a brand of condom.

I was thinking an appetizer at TGIFridays.

[Dayze]

So when do all of the Alex-Only fans get purged?
Since Alex is no longer a part of our team, aren't they just here to troll at this point?

yes. They should

but they won't. They'll hang around and instigate / troll, and claim they're "Chiefs Fans" etc. and Unfortunately, others will engage with them and keep the cycle going.

[bigjosh]

Looks like PAchiefsguy has jumped ship.

https://image.ibb.co/h53hR6/pa.jpg

[arrwheader]

People, you do realize that this Alex garbage isn't going to stop. His fanbois have all stated they aren't leaving, which means they are going to stick around to troll us every time Smtih does something right in Washington, and then to explain it away when he fails in the playoffs. Nothing is going to change unless the infection is rooted out.

Agree. Ban them. The only way.

[BigCatDaddy]

People, you do realize that this Alex garbage isn't going to stop. His fanbois have all stated they aren't leaving, which means they are going to stick around to troll us every time Smtih does something right in Washington, and then to explain it away when he fails in the playoffs. Nothing is going to change unless the infection is rooted out.

Nope. Sauto already stated first sign of that shit and they won't be around. If you see it, report it.

[Beef Supreme]

Looks like PAchiefsguy has jumped ship.

https://image.ibb.co/h53hR6/pa.jpg


The reply: ROFL



Yes. Alex Smith never throws an interception. Because he never throws the ball past the sticks on third down unless someone is wide open. And he will always take the sack versus trying to extend a play - again unless he has 15 yards of green ahead of him.

Smith always makes the right play. And by the right play, I mean, "Punting and keeping the game close...."

Anyone who cheers for a team that Alex Smith has played for knows the hopeless feeling. It's late in the third. It's 20-10. It's third and seven at your own 45. Smith drops back. Complete! To the fullback for five yards. And here comes the punt team.

Alex Smith will make you want to hang yourself by week eight, despite the fact that you are 5-3 and he has thrown one interception. It's a remarkable talent.

[KCUnited]

Sounds like a nazi organization.

[Dayze]

The reply: ROFL

that guy gets it.

[ptlyon]

that guy gets it.

He should be a GM

[dmahurin]

he is miserable

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Posted 14 minutes ago



Anyone who cheers for a team that Alex Smith has played for knows the hopeless feeling. It's late in the third. It's 20-10. It's third and seven at your own 45. Smith drops back. Complete! To the fullback for five yards. And here comes the punt team.



Alex Smith will make you want to hang yourself by week eight, despite the fact that you are 5-3 and he has thrown one interception. It's a remarkable talent.

[Eleazar]

Nope. Sauto already stated first sign of that shit and they won't be around. If you see it, report it.

We should purge them, like Stalin did. It will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity on CP. Pax Mahoma

[notorious]

We should purge them, like Stalin did. It will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity on CP. Pax Mahoma

“The Cuck War”

[Spott]

We should purge them, like Stalin did. It will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity on CP. Pax Mahoma

Gonna be hard to purge them all because one of them is a mod.

[dmahurin]

Im in over there. They are a miserable group. They went from hating on Smith, me saying something bad about him, to supporting him and talking shit on the Chiefs.

[ptlyon]

Im in over there. They are a miserable group. They went from hating on Smith, me saying something bad about him, to supporting him and talking shit on the Chiefs.

You certainly have that ability

[dmahurin]

You certainly have that ability

thank you

[BWillie]

That was fantastic trolling, I must say.

[dmahurin]

It's started lmao


G-Love***

*

Posted*just now

Alex " The Winner" Smith is a Bad Ass,* Professional , Starting NFL QB!* Who lead the entire NFL in QBR Last Season!*

I have followed and rooted for him his entire career and will now be following and rooting for him as a Redskin!

*

I understand how some of you may feel regarding Cousins, etc. But Smith is a HUGE Upgrade.

*

More to follow

*

[Frosty]

It's started lmao


G-Love***

*

Posted*just now

Alex " The Winner" Smith is a Bad Ass,* Professional , Starting NFL QB!* Who lead the entire NFL in QBR Last Season!*

I have followed and rooted for him his entire career and will now be following and rooting for him as a Redskin!

*

I understand how some of you may feel regarding Cousins, etc. But Smith is a HUGE Upgrade.

*

More to follow

*

That's gotta be Sandy,

[Hammock Parties]

It's started lmao


G-Love***

*

Posted*just now

Alex " The Winner" Smith is a Bad Ass,* Professional , Starting NFL QB!* Who lead the entire NFL in QBR Last Season!*

I have followed and rooted for him his entire career and will now be following and rooting for him as a Redskin!

*

I understand how some of you may feel regarding Cousins, etc. But Smith is a HUGE Upgrade.

*

More to follow

*

Holy fucking Christ.

I am so glad to be rid of these dumbfucks.

Chiefsplanet is fucking FREE AT LAST.

[Mr. Plow]

That's gotta be Sandy,

Exactly what I thought.

[raybec 4]

Exactly what I thought.

Looks like PA to me, he's always putting some bullshit nickname in quotes for Alex. "Class Act" "The Winner" "MVP"

[Ragged Robin]

wait.. does this mean you're leaving to go there too Kaepernick? You're the exact same as an alexsexual except you get a pain boner for him: followed him to CP for 5 years when he got booted out of your team, surely you'll also fuck off to the Redksins board too?

[rico]

Looks like PA to me, he's always putting some bullshit nickname in quotes for Alex. "Class Act" "The Winner" "MVP"

Yep... I'd be convinced it was him if it wasn't for the SkinsFanPA account... maybe Squirrel Tits and Sandy are the same guy...

[Frosty]

Looks like PA to me, he's always putting some bullshit nickname in quotes for Alex. "Class Act" "The Winner" "MVP"

Sandy is usually the one wanking on about QBR and DVOA. Maybe PA does too; I usually just gloss over his posts.

[kcpasco]

Alex groupies are the worst.

[Sandy Vagina]

That's gotta be Sandy,

I'm flattered that you guys are thinking of me, but it's not me.

[Frosty]

I'm flattered that you guys are thinking of me, but it's not me.

I was hoping it meant you were gone.

:D

[GoChargers]

People, you do realize that this Alex garbage isn't going to stop. His fanbois have all stated they aren't leaving, which means they are going to stick around to troll us every time Smtih does something right in Washington, and then to explain it away when he fails in the playoffs. Nothing is going to change unless the infection is rooted out.

Don't forget celebrating every incompletion Mahomes throws.

[bigjosh]

I was hoping it meant you were gone.

:DI think sandy said (s)he? Was going to hang out and become a mahomo (mohetero?)

[Dave Lane]

The official 49ers board reverted to relative peace the instant the Alexsexuals abandoned their sinking ship. Permanent bans plunged by 95% or more. Flame wars were almost non-existent. Arguing fell to a normal level of stupidity instead of every thread becoming an Alex argument, fueled by his jilted lovers.

With the coming of Jimmy Garoppolo, we are now all holding hands and singing Kumbaya while smoking a peace pipe.

But yes, the difference was as dramatic as it was immediate when Snoopy/Maverick lead his minions from our forum to yours. It was like a great black cloud lifted from our hearts the week they all left the 49ers forum.

It felt a lot like this...

https://m.popkey.co/52f5d4/0DOJz.gif

Thank the stars! This erection may last forever...

Ps I was opposed from the start to the trade, but your posts convinced I was right in doing so very early on. Thanks!

[Kaepernick]

LMAO

Thank you for your years of service, Mr. Kaepernick.

My work here is done.

[Otter]

Are they gone yet?

[ptlyon]

Are they gone yet?

Not if you keep bumping the Damn thread!

Now go say "Beetlejuice" three times as penance.

[BigCatDaddy]

Are they gone yet?

TiggerBitchBoy has now joined the Land Of Hootie