Chiefs Offseason Planet Evaluation: Harrison Butker

[Rain Man]

Butker! (That became my rallying cry after every field goal. Not very original, but effective.)

How did our rookie kicker do this year? Harrison's played in 13 games this season and his stats were as follows:

Field Goals

8 of 8 inside 30 yards
16 of 17 from 30-39 yards
10 of 12 from 40-49 yards
4 of 5 from 50+ yards

Total: 38 of 42 field goals

Extra points: 28 of 28

Total points scored: 142

[Jewish Rabbi]

A+
Greatly Exceeded
Pair of firsts
Would not suck dick for coke

Also nb4

[AssEaterChief]

Bactrian camels…

Harrison Butker is pretty good too

[RealSNR]

Even if he stays in KC his entire career and kicks ass the entire time, I'll still call him Buttfucker.

[HemiEd]

Haha, I know how the other person voted. :D

[BlackHelicopters]

Only optimism from me. Rare.

[jjchieffan]

I gave him an A+. He greatly exceeded expectations. I want his role to be about the same, or less. He had to kick too many field goals last season. I want to see him kicking less field goals and more extra points. He's only a rookie, so let's hope that he is ascending. I said trade for a first round pick. A lot for a kicker, but he is an exceptional kicker. If nobody wants to pony up a first, I would rather keep him.

[Prison Bitch]

Missed the only kick that mattered

[Red Dawg]

He was good. Bring him back.

[Rain Man]

Missed the only kick that mattered

I pondered lowering him to an A from an A+ for that. But in the end I decided that it was the curse and not him. I suspect that he'll have an MVP season next year when he plays for the Ermines, who are not cursed.

[TribalElder]

He missed the crucial field goal in the playoff game so he cannot get an A in my opinion

He got too many attempts because Alex had a terrible touchdown allergy

He should only see the field for extra points from here on out (because we will be scoring touchdowns now)

He was a shitload better than santos, I enjoy when kickers are boring

[Eleazar]

Who voted for the pizza?

[ThaVirus]

Missed the only kick that mattered

Yep. Meanwhile I feel like every other kicker in the playoffs outside of the Super Bowl nailed every kick they attempted.

Fucking bullshit..

[carcosa]

A+, greatly exceeded expectations, MUCH smaller role...

Because no more Alex :)

[notorious]

greatly exceeded expectations, MUCH smaller role...

Because no more Alex :)

Damn, good answer. LMAO

[WhawhaWhat]

Winning free two-topping pizzas for life from your local pizza shop - 12

https://media.giphy.com/media/26xBI0mwTQj8IL6so/source.gif

[Easy 6]

A+

Greatly exceeded

About the same

Ascending

Wouldnt trade

13 cretins chose pizza?

[ThaVirus]

I took the pizzas.

Pizza>walking around with a boner all day.

Plus, I don't want to live aaaanywhere near a fucking frat or sorostitute house.

[Rain Man]

On the pizza thing, I confess that I have a fear of being homeless and penniless. Free lifetime pizza offers a security I could not pass up.

[Easy 6]

On the pizza thing, I confess that I have a fear of being homeless and penniless. Free lifetime pizza offers a security I could not pass up.

LMAO

[Rain Man]

LMAO

I'm upping the ante on the Tyler Bray evaluation's bonus question.

[Shoes]

Can't have a better season than Butker did- although I only went A because he did miss that crucial kick in the playoffs. Great signing though, much more confident in Butker than I am Santos.

[Beef Supreme]

I gave him an A-. Probably deserved an A, but his last miss was painful. I said I wouldn't trade him, because realistically nobody would offer us enough for him. I mean if someone wanted to give us a first, maybe even a second, of course I'd trade him, but that ain't happening. So I went with would not trade.

[Kiimo]

Do I eat the pizza and watch the sorority or vice versa


This is important

[AussieChiefsFan]

I was a little skeptical of the move to get rid of Santos so quickly after his injury, but after the signing of Butker I was hoping he would live up to the potential that he seemed to have. Was really impressed after his first game, and he just kept it going for the rest of the year. He almost has a Kareem Hunt feel about him in the sense that he screwed up the first time he was out on the field, but then turned around and became one of our most reliable players.

[Prison Bitch]

Yep. Meanwhile I feel like every other kicker in the playoffs outside of the Super Bowl nailed every kick they attempted.

****ing bullshit..

Just the Chiefs luck. Get that gift fumble, lose a couple on a 3-out, then doink the 47 yarder. Lose by 1


He may have made a lotta kicks during the year, but the only one that mattered he missed

[Rain Man]

We like Harrison Butker. We like everything about him. We like his kicks. We like his pleasant laugh. We enjoy cruising in the convertible with him on warm summer nights. Harrison is part of our wolf pack.

4.08 Grade (4.0 point scale)
1.96 Performance Relative to Expectations (+ = Positive Surprise, - = Negative Surprise)
1.04 Desired Future Role (+ is larger role, - is smaller role)
0.79 Ascending/Descending (+ is ascending, - is descending)
1.58 Trade Value (Round, also, zero = 2 1st rounders, negative = wouldn't trade)

[oldman]

I gave him an A just because he did doink a couple. He greatly exceeded, same role (except more extra points), ascending, and a 1st. I like pizza, but I'm a bigger fan of sorority naturalists.

[Rain Man]

I gave him an A just because he did doink a couple. He greatly exceeded, same role (except more extra points), ascending, and a 1st. I like pizza, but I'm a bigger fan of sorority naturalists.

Watching sorority naturalists sunbathing nude ... there's a great Vitamin D joke in there, but I'll stay away.