Chiefsplanet AMA

[dlphg9]

I think it would be a cool idea to do a chiefsplanet AMA (ask me anything) to get to know members. We could have people volunteer or maybe have a sub forum for it. What does everyone think?

[Easy 6]

I'm hip, Chip... we gotta do something to kill time around here during the offseason

[JoeyChuckles]

You can start. What do you think of the Peters trade? And what age was your first Chiefsplanet sexual experience?

[Easy 6]

You can start. What do you think of the Peters trade? And what age was your first Chiefsplanet sexual experience?

Who?

[JoeyChuckles]

Who?

The guy doing the AMA.

[KCrockaholic]

This is the last thread I need to see while intoxicated.

[Bearcat]

You can start. What do you think of the Peters trade? And what age was your first Chiefsplanet sexual experience?

What qualifies as a CP sexual experience? Sex with a CP member, obviously. Sex with anyone while browsing CP? Receiving a blowjob while arguing about Alex Smith on CP? Sex with a CP member while replying to a post by said CP member?

[RealSNR]

We could always do roasts again...

No, I'm not volunteering. I already did that once.

[dlphg9]

You can start. What do you think of the Peters trade? And what age was your first Chiefsplanet sexual experience?

Yeah, I'm going to need an explanation on what counts as a chiefsplanet sexual experience. But to answer your first question I absolutely hated the trade. We had the guy for almost 3 more years. There was no way he would be an asshole for all of those years if he was expecting to get paid.

P.s.

I got pretty ****ed in this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=9535623#post9535623

I guess you can consider this my first chiefsplanet gang bang. You all went in raw. I was 23.

[Rasputin]

We could always do roasts again...

No, I'm not volunteering. I already did that once.

I think Hootie needs to explain his side of the story of how wronged he was with that thing. I don't think we heard his side of the story.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You ever shower shit?

[Rasputin]

Is your older than 21 sister hot?

How old is your mom? Is your mom hot?

[Rasputin]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[threebag]

You ever shower shit?

Been a couple months, probably about due for another.

[dlphg9]

You ever shower shit?

The thoughts never crossed my mind

[dlphg9]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Does in porn count?

[dlphg9]

Is your older than 21 sister hot?

How old is your mom? Is your mom hot?

Sister is 23 and I'd say she's attractive from the things my friends say about her. Mom is 52 and I wouldn't say she's ugly, just a typical mom.

[Fish]

What are your thoughts on pears?

[dlphg9]

What are your thoughts on pears?

I'll eat them if the fiancee gets them but I wouldn't ever buy them myself. I'd say I'm indifferent towards them.

[Easy 6]

If you could be one of the big cats, which one would you choose to be?

[dlphg9]

If you could be one of the big cats, which one would you choose to be?

Being a tiger would probably be pretty badass.

[lewdog]

Are you gay?

/Billay looking for a date.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

We could always do roasts again...

No, I'm not volunteering. I already did that once.

STILL waiting on poster #1.

Tick-tock...

[Easy 6]

What age were you when you got your first 'wet finger'?

[dlphg9]

Are you gay?

/Billay looking for a date.

No,

Sorry Billay, you fucking retard.

[dlphg9]

What age were you when you got your first 'wet finger'?

Like 15 or 16

[Easy 6]

You only get to go to one more concert for the rest of your life, who do you go see?

[dlphg9]

You only get to go to one more concert for the rest of your life, who do you go see?

Eminem. He's my dream concert. Actually get to see him this year.

[dlphg9]

Bring on some more questions!

[Easy 6]

Bring on some more questions!

Do you know what a 'Z Man' is?

[dlphg9]

Do you know what a 'Z Man' is?

A most delicious sandwich from Joe's KC. Mmmmmmmm

[TimBone]

Do you know what a 'Z Man' is?LMAO

[Easy 6]

LMAO

Heh, was hoping to prove a point and got screwed :cuss:

[dlphg9]

Heh, was hoping to prove a point and got screwed :cuss:

What point was that asshole

[Pablo]

When you push out a monster shit and it stretches your b-hole really bad, is that something you view as pain or pleasure?

[Hammock Parties]

have you ever cucked or been cucked?

[Pablo]

Would you rather suck dicks for coke or heroin?

[dlphg9]

When you push out a monster shit and it stretches your b-hole really bad, is that something you view as pain or pleasure?

Hmmmm. I'd say pain if it stretches it really bad

[dlphg9]

have you ever cucked or been cucked?

No on both

[dlphg9]

Would you rather suck dicks for coke or heroin?

If I had to pick one I'd go with coke. Heroin doesn't sound like it'd be much fun.

[Easy 6]

What point was that asshole

LMAO why am I an asshole for saying that?

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Is castration by snapping turtle a reasonable fear when swimming within 15 minutes of having unprotected sex with a Jayhawk cheerleader?

[vailpass]

What point was that asshole

Wow. Feelings run deep around that hillbilly hamburger do they?

[dlphg9]

LMAO why am I an asshole for saying that?

Lol well depends on the point you're trying to make.

[dlphg9]

Wow. Feelings run deep around that hillbilly hamburger do they?

Not quite sure what that even means.

[dlphg9]

Is castration by snapping turtle a reasonable fear when swimming within 15 minutes of having unprotected sex with a Jayhawk cheerleader?
I'm not sure

[Easy 6]

Lol well depends on the point you're trying to make.

The guys in the other thread were acting like EVERYONE knows what a ****ing Z Man is, so I was hoping you'd have no idea what it is... to you know, prove a point

You must be a KC guy, but there are plenty of us here who are not

I am NOT an asshole, at least in the lounge

[dlphg9]

The guys in the other thread were acting like EVERYONE knows what a ****ing Z Man is, so I was hoping you'd have no idea what it is... to you know, prove a point

You must be a KC guy, but there are plenty of us here who are not

I am NOT an asshole, at least in the lounge

I've never had a problem with you. I'm fairly close to KC but I bet 95% of the people here don't know what a Z Man is. I just love BBQ lol.

[Hammock Parties]

If you live in KC and don't know what a Z Man is you need to move to St. Louis.

[eDave]

This is a shitty AMA.

[Easy 6]

This is a shitty AMA.

Dave, if you could go back and talk to yourself 20 years ago... what hard and fast advice would you give him?

[Titty Meat]

How big are you?

[eDave]

Dave, if you could go back and talk to yourself 20 years ago... what hard and fast advice would you give him?

Save and invest.

[Easy 6]

Save and invest.

Nice, couldnt agree more

[MTG#10]

Is AMA anything like ATM?

[dlphg9]

How big are you?

6 inches

[dlphg9]

This is a shitty AMA.

Shut up and kiss me

[threebag]

If you could be one of the big cats, which one would you choose to be?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ31VSG7w3quSqBjpE62ewDp4SKDhTpdd4uv9E9YAt7-KkjOguflA

VOTE FOR PEDRO

[Buehler445]

I’ll do one if anyone wants to know about farming.

[Eleazar]

This place has gone to Raiders since Phobia left

[BigRedChief]

I’ll do one if anyone wants to know about farming.anyone on Chiefs Planet can discuss having a 10in dick and how to run a 4.2 40 but farming? U DA MAN!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Is AMA anything like ATM?

Cheap reddit knockoff

[Pasta Little Brioni]

How big are you?

Smaller than a stick of deodorant?

[Rausch]

Cheap reddit knockoff

True, reddit is definitely like ATM...

[dlphg9]

Smaller than a stick of deodorant?

Well there are different sizes of deodorant

[bevischief]

JFK the off season is back...

[dlphg9]

JFK the off season is back...

What is JFK

[Rausch]

What is JFK

1) The overthrow of American democracy and the institution of a big business/political chimera that haunts us to this day.

2) Just fucking Kidding...

[BlackHelicopters]

Ever left the hospital AMA?

[bevischief]

What the hell... Need to get back out there again...

[bevischief]

What is JFK

Cuss words or your parent's president that was killed in office. Or ask the other texting kids.

[dlphg9]

What the hell... Need to get back out there again...

You need to calm down, take a chill pill, and relax. This is a safe place. We're all friends here.

[dlphg9]

Cuss words or your parent's president that was killed in office. Or ask the other texting kids.

I guess I don't get the context in which it was used. Also my parents weren't alive for JFK.

[Rausch]

I guess I don't get the context in which it was used. Also my parents weren't alive for JFK.

It was kind of like when Obama got elected, only pretend he had integrity...

[dlphg9]

It was kind of like when Obama got elected, only pretend he had integrity...

Let's not get political in here buddy. Don't want this awesome thread in DC.

[Rausch]

Let's not get political in here buddy. Don't want this awesome thread in DC.

Post (self-edited to preserve civility.)

[bevischief]

I guess I don't get the context in which it was used. Also my parents weren't alive for JFK.

ROFLROFLROFL

[bevischief]

I guess I don't get the context in which it was used. Also my parents weren't alive for JFK.

Nothing against you but that does explains why you didn't get it:). I am round just don't post as much as I use to. Now I am showing my age... :)

[Rausch]

Let's not get political in here buddy. Don't want this awesome thread in DC.

Ok, look at JFK as the white Obama...

[bevischief]

Ok, look at JFK as the white Obama...

ROFL.

[bevischief]

Ok, look at JFK as the white Obama...

Only thing JFK at least stood up for somethings... Now to DC...

[Boiled Chicken]

A most delicious sandwich from Joe's KC. Mmmmmmmm

Z-Man or Mike Johnson?

[dlphg9]

Z-Man or Mike Johnson?

Not sure what Mike Johnson is.

[Boiled Chicken]

Not sure what Mike Johnson is.

Get over to SLAPs

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[dlphg9]

Get over to SLAPs

http://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/8cfeaa_fde536c32ba14dd8906d55e69dae741c.pdf

That does sound pretty damn good

[SAUTO]

Get over to SLAPs

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Ask for their white sauce with the jalapeno cheddar sausage. Its great.

I love slaps