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MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 03:57 PM
Now taking questions.
Sassy Squatch
03-16-2018, 03:58 PM
What kind of Pizza?
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 03:59 PM
What kind of Pizza?

Buffalo chicken.
listopencil
03-16-2018, 04:02 PM
Did you burn your vagina?
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:04 PM
Did you burn your vagina?

I do not have a vagina good sir, but thank you for your concern.
Ming the Merciless
03-16-2018, 04:05 PM
What kind of Pizza?

stuffed crust
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:06 PM
stuffed crust

I can confirm that it was stuffed crust, it also was a deep dish.
ModSocks
03-16-2018, 04:09 PM
Whoa buddy.

Detective Taco, we have a pizza fucker here.
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:11 PM
Whoa buddy.

Detective Taco, we have a pizza ****er here.

You can tell Detective Taco that it was consensual and protection was in fact used.
dlphg9
03-16-2018, 04:12 PM
Did you get off in said pizza?
carcosa
03-16-2018, 04:12 PM
Will you get pimples on your dick from the grease?
Simply Red
03-16-2018, 04:13 PM
I have a vagina and have done the same - it DOES hurt!
Ming the Merciless
03-16-2018, 04:15 PM
it also was a deep dish.

yeah its a good thing they added that extra half inch

you mightve bottomed out into the carpet
TimBone
03-16-2018, 04:15 PM
Did it taste good?

We know you ate it afterwards.
Baby Lee
03-16-2018, 04:15 PM
Did you just tell your mother you ate it all?
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:15 PM
Did you get off in said pizza?

I did. I finished inside the stuffed crust for more filling.
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:16 PM
Will you get pimples on your dick from the grease?

It's too early to tell. Will update in a day or two.
Ming the Merciless
03-16-2018, 04:17 PM
Did you just tell your mother you ate it all?

he told her it was an alfredo drizzle and let her have a few pieces
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:17 PM
I have a vagina and have done the same - it DOES hurt!

Would you do it again?
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:18 PM
yeah its a good thing they added that extra half inch

you mightve bottomed out into the carpet

Is this a small dick joke? If so, not everyone can be well hung like you.
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:19 PM
Did it taste good?

We know you ate it afterwards.

It was. A little dented, but the extra filling in the crust was wonderful.
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:20 PM
Did you just tell your mother you ate it all?

She enjoyed it with me afterwords.
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:21 PM
he told her it was an alfredo drizzle and let her have a few pieces

I did not tell her this, but she did in fact eat a few pieces after the deed was done.
listopencil
03-16-2018, 04:23 PM
I do not have a vagina good sir, but thank you for your concern.

Oh. That's too bad. You should get a vagina. Do you plan to get a vagina at any point?
loochy
03-16-2018, 04:37 PM
What does it feel like when hot pepper gets in your peehole?
T-post Tom
03-16-2018, 04:38 PM
Are you currently at band camp?
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:44 PM
Oh. That's too bad. You should get a vagina. Do you plan to get a vagina at any point?

I do not.
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:45 PM
What does it feel like when hot pepper gets in your peehole?

Really, REALLY good burning sensation.
MrGiggity
03-16-2018, 04:46 PM
Are you currently at band camp?

I am not. My mom could not afford it this year.
T-post Tom
03-16-2018, 04:53 PM
This thread not worthless w/o pics.
Ming the Merciless
03-16-2018, 05:39 PM
This thread not worthless w/o pics.

https://media.glamour.com/photos/5696d679fbaa9ddf58555e9a/master/w_1600,c_limit/sex-love-life-2014-02-american-pizza-main.jpg
Pasta Little Brioni
03-16-2018, 05:48 PM
Topped it with Vienna Sausage?
BlackHelicopters
03-16-2018, 05:59 PM
Did you use the two finger test to measure moisture before hand?
MTG#10
03-16-2018, 07:18 PM
I know a lot of you think this is a joke thread but I believe it to be true.

:popcorn:
Flying High D
03-16-2018, 07:32 PM
I have a vagina and have done the same - it DOES hurt!

Pics or Reid calls BS.
OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-16-2018, 07:34 PM
Delivery boys
frozenchief
03-16-2018, 09:26 PM
Really?!? An “I-fucked-a-pizza” thread? What the hell is wrong with this place? I’ll take Clay’s bullshit NFL takes over this shit. If I want to read about someone who fucks inanimate objects, I’ll go somewhere else online. Rule 34 means I can find that shit anywhere. And fucking pizzas is not particularly interesting or unusual. You want to brag? Post about something that can fight back and chew your dick off, not a damn pizza.
Easy 6
03-16-2018, 09:29 PM
Did the pizza get off as well?

If not, your misadventure is a FAIL
listopencil
03-16-2018, 09:32 PM
Really?!? An “I-fucked-a-pizza” thread? What the hell is wrong with this place? I’ll take Clay’s bullshit NFL takes over this shit. If I want to read about someone who fucks inanimate objects, I’ll go somewhere else online. Rule 34 means I can find that shit anywhere. And fucking pizzas is not particularly interesting or unusual. You want to brag? Post about something that can fight back and chew your dick off, not a damn pizza.

I raped a honey badger once.
Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2018, 09:56 PM
I raped a honey badger once.

Do you work for the Texans?
listopencil
03-16-2018, 10:08 PM
Do you work for the Texans?

I did it for my country. Happened back during the Cold War. I can't go into specifics because it hasn't been declassified yet.
Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2018, 10:10 PM
I did it for my country. Happened back during the Cold War. I can't go into specifics because it hasn't been declassified yet.

LMAO

Salute!
MrGiggity
04-04-2018, 08:02 AM
Hey guys. Just got out of the hospital after a three week stay. Unfortunately I had to have both my penis and testicles removed due to severe burns and infection. I don't recommend this act, despite an intense delightful sensation.
listopencil
04-04-2018, 08:42 AM
Hey guys. Just got out of the hospital after a three week stay. Unfortunately I had to have both my penis and testicles removed due to severe burns and infection. I don't recommend this act, despite an intense delightful sensation.

So do you have a vagina now or does it just look like a Ken doll down there?
Pasta Little Brioni
04-04-2018, 08:43 AM
Have you ever shower breakfasted?
BlackHelicopters
04-04-2018, 08:48 AM
Have you ever shower breakfasted?

Going to have to enlighten this naive CPer.
listopencil
04-04-2018, 08:52 AM
Going to have to enlighten this naive CPer.

Put some raw eggs in a giant Ziploc bag. Then throw in stuff that you'd like in an omelette. Boil that shit until the eggs are cooked. Put a spork in there. Bring it into the shower with you and set it down at your feet. If you get hungry during your shower just lean out of the water flow and dig in. Be as messy as you want, because you're in the shower.
BigRichard
04-04-2018, 10:23 AM
You ever seen a grown man naked?
gblowfish
04-04-2018, 12:29 PM
Take it back to Domino's and they'll give you a new one.

I see a commercial under development here...
Baby Lee
04-05-2018, 06:13 PM
Going to have to enlighten this naive CPer.
https://na.rdcpix.com/1112263160/b57cb3fe060b4e365f4756e99b2b4287w-c247761xd-w685_h860_q80.jpg
Baby Lee
04-05-2018, 06:14 PM
Hey guys. Just got out of the hospital after a three week stay. Unfortunately I had to have both my penis and testicles removed due to severe burns and infection. I don't recommend this act, despite an intense delightful sensation.

Left behind as a warning to other pizza consumers

https://i.imgur.com/GL9oG3k.jpg