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scho63
04-06-2018, 06:51 AM
They say he always acted jerky! He must have rubbed 'em the wrong way! ROFLROFL

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https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/cfd-paramedic-placed-on-leave-for-masturbating-in-firehouse/

Fran Spielman @fspielman | email

A Chicago Fire Department paramedic has been placed on paid administrative leave amid complaints that he masturbated repeatedly in and around a South Side firehouse in full view of co-workers.

City Hall sources said the allegations about the vulgar and offensive behavior — on Fire Department apparatus and in other locations in and around the firehouse — have been swirling for more than a year.

Still, the paramedic remained on the job without consequence and the pattern of behavior allegedly continued, to the disgust of co-workers.

But the political climate has changed.

Sexual harassment allegations against Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein have prompted an avalanche of allegations against men in acting, the media, the restaurant industry and politics.

The #MeToo tidal wave has prompted the City Council to strengthen the city’s sexual harassment ordinance four times — with no end in sight — to inoculate aldermen from a scandal that has hit Springfield, but not Chicago.

Against that backdrop — and a more recent scandal close to home involving firehouse sex — the paramedic’s actions could no longer be ignored, the sources said.

In January, a veteran Chicago firefighter was fired for brazenly and repeatedly having sex with a woman at a South Side firehouse while colleagues allegedly looked the other way.

The first of several shoes to drop in the Chicago Fire Department’s latest sex scandal targeted a firefighter assigned to Truck 24 on the Far South Side.

City Hall refused to identify the firefighter, but said his former girlfriend not only filed the complaint with the Fire Department’s Bureau of Internal Affairs that triggered the investigation, but provided all of the supporting documents needed to nail the accused firefighter.

Sources said the woman provided text messages, emails and phone records that proved “she was where she said she was” and so was the firefighter.

Armed with the evidence, Internal Affairs concluded that the firehouse was used as the scene of sexual trysts — not once, but repeatedly over a long period of time.

Internal Affairs also investigated the woman’s claim that she was involved in three-way sex with the firefighter and another woman. But sources said investigators were unable to verify that any such encounters occurred on Fire Department property, sources said.

Two dozen firefighters were interviewed over the course of an investigation that dragged on for months. Sources said the now-fired firefighter filed a rebuttal to the charges that was rejected by Fire Department brass.

Firehouse sex is strictly off-limits. In addition, no visitors are allowed in Chicago firehouses after 10 p.m.

Even so, it’s not the first time that salacious charges have been made against Chicago firefighters.

In 2000, a 27-year-old prostitute arrested for burglarizing a suburban home claimed she performed oral sex on as many as five firefighters a night at several Chicago firehouses over 11 years. At the time, Jennifer Manzella was being held in Cook County Jail on charges that she burglarized the Elmwood Park home of a retired Chicago firefighter with whom she said she had an 11-year relationship.

She told police she was paid $25 for every sex act she performed, that the sex went on at “several” Chicago firehouses and that her roommate was performing similar acts for on-duty firefighters.

James Joyce, then the fire commissioner, threw the book at those accused of having firehouse sex with a prostitute and against firefighters who used their fire engine as a taxicab for Belmont Harbor partygoers who claimed they were too drunk to drive home.

But that wasn’t it for firehouse sex scandals.

In 2004, the Chicago Fire Department cut off internet access at 59 firehouse computers — and ordered dozens of firefighters to undergo counseling — after determining that a computer at an O’Hare Airport station was used over a nine-month period to visit “inappropriate sites,” possibly including pornography.

Simply Red
04-06-2018, 06:56 AM
#Hoses

Baby Lee
04-06-2018, 06:57 AM
Did they replace the pole?

T-post Tom
04-06-2018, 07:04 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/aB2WzHFLfuNP2/giphy.gif

listopencil
04-06-2018, 07:05 AM
So that's what Louis CK has been up to.

sedated
04-06-2018, 07:45 AM
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/images/5a5dc083485199143fdd835887f484d5/tenor.gif">

Frazod
04-06-2018, 08:12 AM
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Titty Meat
04-06-2018, 08:14 AM
I bet his cock was no more than 4-5 inches but as thick as a Chipotle burrito.

kcpasco
04-06-2018, 08:22 AM
What a dumb jerk.

Dayze
04-06-2018, 08:30 AM
ahh...the 'ol hook n' ladder.

bdj23
04-06-2018, 08:54 AM
SHOES ARE DROPPING

Coochie liquor
04-06-2018, 04:35 PM
$25 blowjobs. Wonder what that prostitute looked like...

Rasputin
04-06-2018, 04:41 PM
She liked sliding down the "Firehouse pole"

displacedinMN
04-06-2018, 05:00 PM
Will that make a story line on Chicago Fire?

Deberg_1990
04-06-2018, 05:33 PM
I have a feeling that sexual activity in the workplace happens alot more than we think.

People seem to get a turn on from it.

BigRedChief
04-06-2018, 11:07 PM
I have a feeling that sexual activity in the workplace happens alot more than we think.

People seem to get a turn on from it.l don’t want to work Somewhere l can see a guy jerk off. I’ve got a pretty good handle on what works for me. Watching a guy jack off doesn’t float my boat. NTTIAWWT

kjwood75nro
04-07-2018, 12:21 AM
It seems odd that so many employed, empowered, strong, independent, contributing women of society could find the time to violate the rules of an established public service facility and perform such lewd acts, repeatedly, then report it to authorities with no real consequence to themselves.

/sarc

And counseling? When's the last time a bunch of worthless, loser women were ever sent to counseling regarding the consequences of giving away their pussy and ruining the reputations of hardworking, contributing men to society?

/notsarc