I'm Brad ask me anything

[big nasty kcnut]

Football,life , living with cp anything ask away.

[loochy]

ARE YOU GAY?
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[Sofa King]

Are you gay?

[Hammock Parties]

Ru bi

[Hammock Parties]

Tranny?

[RealSNR]

Pansexual?

[Buns]

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRAD!

[btlook1]

Do you shave your nutsack with a razor from the dollar shave club?

[ptlyon]

Do you go by "The Brad" occasionally?

[KCUnited]

Did you ever find out why Cracker Barrel fired your wife?

[KCrockaholic]

What’s your favorite type of porn?

[Simply Red]

Can we start nibbling on opposite ends of a Taco Bueno taco until we eventually make out?

[Chargem]

If you had to, would you rather fight one horse sized duck or a hundred duck sized horses? Why?

[New World Order]

Who would you rather do: Michelle Obama or Janet Reno in her prime?

[loochy]

Who would you rather do: Michelle Obama or Janet Reno in her prime?

*note: either answer makes you gay
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[Eleazar]

Gonna do any more blogging?

[Otter]

Are you gay?

[eDave]

I think the world of you but honestly can't think of a thing to ask. I'll try...
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Are you gay?

[Chiefpanther]

I hate to ask this but can you give me $50,000

[ptlyon]

ARE YOU EVER GOING TO ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS

[ptlyon]

Do you like Flock of Seagulls?

How about Steel Panther?

[ptlyon]

OK, this is definitely turning gay

[KCrockaholic]

BRAD COME BACK AND ANSWER ABOUT THE GAY PORN

[Ming the Merciless]

are u hornier than ron jeremy?

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[Sassy Squatch]

What the fuck kind of AMA is this?

[ptlyon]

What the **** kind of AMA is this?

One Sided

[ptlyon]

GAY

[KCUnited]

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[Eleazar]

What the **** kind of AMA is this?

He just told CP to ask me anything, he didn't say he was going to answer any of the questions.

[ptlyon]

Maybe he's the slowest typer in the world

[BlackHelicopters]

Has anyone ever sent you a free mini helmet?

[Baby Lee]

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[SuperChief]

Is you gay?

[Otter]

What the fuck kind of AMA is this? Freddie Mercury is feeling outdone.</br></br>The tribe has spoken. OP will now be referred to as "brad the gay". [pounds gavel]</br></br>

[big nasty kcnut]

Main question no I'm not gay.

[Otter]

Main question no I'm not gay. Too late. The gavel has already been pounded.

[Chiefpanther]

How bout my $50,000

[Baby Lee]

Too late. The gavel has already been pounded.

Is that lingo?

[listopencil]

I, for one, think Brad is really brave for coming out of the closet like this.

[MTG#10]

If you were a homosexual what male celebrity would you have a crush on?

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Are you a cocksman? More specifically for males?

[Otter]

Is that lingo? Good catch!</br></br>'Gavel' is Brad's nickname for one of his tanned, Brazilian waxed, Latin boy toys.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

If you wake up every morning with your "little buddy"
telling you you're #1 & believe it. Does that make you arrogant or gullible?

[JoeyChuckles]

I doubt we will ever have another AMA this great again. This should be cherished.

[Kyle DeLexus]

At what age did you figure out you liked guys? Did you ever play Monster Rain as a kid?

[big nasty kcnut]

Second I listen to all types of music
third I think about writing my blog again thou my anxiety is such that you all will laugh at it.
4th If i was gay george strait would be the guy i
want.
5th i don't got 50,000$

[MTG#10]

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c7/04/16/c70416be9b701c9bdeebbfc9dc3aa0d2--cowboy-baby-george-strait.jpg

[Baby Lee]

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c7/04/16/c70416be9b701c9bdeebbfc9dc3aa0d2--cowboy-baby-george-strait.jpg

The Ws on the back pockets of his Wranglers stand for 'When' and 'Where.'

[CoMoChief]

ARE YOU EVER GOING TO ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS

ROFL

[Kyle DeLexus]

Second I listen to all types of music
third I think about writing my blog again thou my anxiety is such that you all will laugh at it.
4th If i was gay george strait would be the guy i
want.
5th i don't got 50,000$

What is it about George Strait that revs your engine?

[Jewish Rabbi]

Since you’ve confirmed you’re gay, would you eat an apple out of Justin Beaver’s asshole?

[Baby Lee]

What is it about George Strait that revs your engine?

He looks so good in love? :shrug:

[wazu]

This AMA is picking up steam.

[MeaTy The Pimp]

4th If i was gay george strait would be the guy i
want.


When dreaming about George Strait, are you the catcher or pitcher?

[SuperBowl4]

Was 9/11 an inside job?

[lewdog]

I’d absolutely fuck George Strait and I’m not gay.

[MTG#10]

I’d absolutely **** George Strait and I’m not gay.


:bolt:

[KS Smitty]

Are these the questions you were expecting?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Describe your last Taco Bell dump...

[SuperBowl4]

velcro or zippers?

[big nasty kcnut]

1.Were not expecting so many stupid question about being which i'm not.
2.Haven't had taco bell and never did have a taco bell shit.
3.Zippers
4. 9/11 not a inside job but these guys who think i'm gay moms did the job sucking on my nuts!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I call bullshit on number 2

[SuperBowl4]

LimpBizkit or Aerosmith

[listopencil]

I’d absolutely fuck George Strait and I’m not gay.

Top or bottom?

[Ebolapox]

Ever play brad the game?

Bradthegame.com

[Baby Lee]

Know what nongays DON'T say?

"If I was gay I know immediately what dude I'd sure like to fuck.'

[Jewish Rabbi]

Do you like meatspin.com or lemonparty.org better? Being as how you said you’re gay?

[Otter]

Most gay men I've spoke find Richard Simmons annoying and misrepresenting of gay men. How do you feel about him?

[lewdog]

:bolt:

If you don’t like George Straight, you’re a fucking queer.

[Kyle DeLexus]

How many guys do you think you could jerk off to completion in one night? HJs only but you are supplied with an entire case of Jergens.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You ever go hoggin, nut?

[KCUnited]

Does taking your teeth out help you chug a meaner cock?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Does taking your teeth out help you chug a meaner cock?

He may use these

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[Iowanian]

Rosie O'Donnell
Hillary Clinton
John Elway


Marry one, sex one and write an 8 line love poem to the other. Go.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Rosie O'Donnell
Hillary Clinton
John Elway


Marry one, sex one and write an 8 line love poem to the other. Go.

Well we now know that he'll be picking John for the sex.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Well we now know that he'll be picking John for the sex.

To be fair the others are more manly than Horseface

[KS Smitty]

How severe is your cerebral palsy? Do you drive?

[SuperBowl4]

chewing gum with aspartame or without?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Have you ever had sex with an animal ?

[MTG#10]

If you don’t like George Straight, you’re a ****ing queer.

You would fuck George Strait, that makes you the queer Nancy Boy

[carcosa]

Am I gay?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Am I gay?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Titty Meat]

Brad is a gay name

[Chiefpanther]

Are you Brad from State Farm

[Easy 6]

Ok Brad...

Ellen DeGeneres, Joy Behar and Tutti from Facts of Life

You gotta fuck one, marry one, and kill one... GO!

[big nasty kcnut]

i won't do marry fuck kills based on the fact their all horrible

[BryanBusby]

How many dildos can you fit in your ass at once

Purple ribbed ones

[Simply Red]

who's your favorite Chuef?

[rico]

Do I have to pay a certain amount of money for every question I ask?

[eDave]

Am I gay?

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

It;s 2:41 AM Are you fucking awake!

[eDave]

It;s 2:41 AM Are you ****ing awake!

Why are you?

[rico]

1.Were not expecting so many stupid question about being which i'm not.
2.Haven't had taco bell and never did have a taco bell shit.
3.Zippers
4. 9/11 not a inside job but these guys who think i'm gay moms did the job sucking on my nuts!

Are you a black dude? If so, your moms sucked on your nuts? Is that your mom’s job....sucking your nuts? Is that how she supported you and your family growing up? If so, how much did you pay her per testicle? Would you like to talk about it? If not, have you ever been in a black dude? Have you ever had a black dude in you? If not, would you like either to happen?

[rico]

If you had sexual intercourse with George Strait, would it make you less gay because his last name is “Strait?”

[Otter]

i won't do narry fuck kills based on the fact their all horrible

You were given the chance to redeem yourself and you blew it. The correct answer would have been:

Sex = Tootie - still looks pretty good
Marry = Ellen - she's stinky rich
Kill = Joy Behar - watch the view for 5 minutes

So, now that we've re-confirmed your sexual preference towards men let's get back to the questions.

You're getting ready to have a threesome with Milo and Neil Patrick Harris when you go for a final round of drinks before moving to the mirrored ceiling bedroom.

When you check your LiFoam xtra strength cooler you realize there's only one blueberry wine cooler left and you don't want to break the mood by running to the store for more.

Milo is already drunk but you know that bitch will leave if he isn't given the blueberry wine cooler. Neil Patrick Harris keeps checking his cell phone and seems unsure about the situation but you're certain that one more wine cooler will loosen him up enough for the big night. Neil will need the full blueberry wine cooler to seal the deal however so splitting it between the two isn't an option.

What's your strategy?

[rocknrolla]

Are still in Houston working at Lowes?

[Rasputin]

Why are you?

It's 3:42am I'm awake

[eDave]

It's 3:42am I'm awake

You are a late night regular. Working?

[Rasputin]

You are a late night regular. Working?

It's my one night off this week. But tomorrow I'll work 7p to 3am I'll have 70+ hours this week and 35 of that will be overtime and I'll work another 70+ hours next week same pay period.

[eDave]

It's my one night off this week. But tomorrow I'll work 7p to 3am I'll have 70+ hours this week and 35 of that will be overtime and I'll work another 70+ hours next week same pay period.

Yikes. I've been on a "midnight shift" lately so my sleep patterns are messed.

[rico]

You were given the chance to redeem yourself and you blew it. The correct answer would have been:

Sex = Tootie - still looks pretty good
Marry = Ellen - she's stinky rich
Kill = Joy Behar - watch the view for 5 minutes

So, now that we've re-confirmed your sexual preference towards men let's get back to the questions.

You're getting ready to have a threesome with Milo and Neil Patrick Harris when you go for a final round of drinks before moving to the mirrored ceiling bedroom.

When you check your LiFoam xtra strength cooler you realize there's only one blueberry wine cooler left and you don't want to break the mood by running to the store for more.

Milo is already drunk but you know that bitch will leave if he isn't given the blueberry wine cooler. Neil Patrick Harris keeps checking his cell phone and seems unsure about the situation but you're certain that one more wine cooler will loosen him up enough for the big night. Neil will need the full blueberry wine cooler to seal the deal however so splitting it between the two isn't an option.

What's your strategy?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Some of you guys are just killing me in this thread!

ROFL

[Rasputin]

Yikes. I've been on a "midnight shift" lately so my sleep patterns are messed.

Tell me about it it fucks with you hard. Time change fucks me over with the sun setting later I wake up early so I just started going in work earlier. I still get held over in the mornings but I'm racking up the hours.

[Titty Meat]

EDave I am gay

[Boiled Chicken]

If I say mali, do you say bu?

[eDave]

EDave I am gay

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[Baby Lee]

How many guys do you think you could jerk off to completion in one night? HJs only but you are supplied with an entire case of Jergens.

Does he have license to employ Pied Piper's algorithm?

[loochy]

What ever happened to becoming an oil roughneck in the wild Canadian north?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Would you have a soapy tub man titty whack off session with Danny De Vito?

[Easy 6]

i won't do narry **** kills based on the fact their all horrible

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[listopencil]

Would you have a soapy tub man titty whack off session with Danny De Vito?

I don't know. I think Danny De Vito has grown into one giant man boob. Can you do that with one giant man boob?

[Baby Lee]

I don't know. I think Danny De Vito has grown into one giant man boob. Can you do that with one giant man boob?

If you stretch beforehand.

[Yosef_Malkovitch]

What was your reaction the first time you slept with a man? How does that compare to your reaction when you sleep with a man now?

[rabblerouser]

how come when I cook a pound of bacon, so much weight disappears?

They could make it a pound of COOKED bacon...

[JimNasium]

WTF is going on here?

[big nasty kcnut]

1. didn't take the oil rig job
2.favorite chuefs DT,Okaye,paul palmer,Mahomes,priest,Tony g., Bill Kenny and Eric Berry.
3. I didn't get this question but least fav. chuefs Todd Blackledge, Matt cassel, The kicker that shall not be named, Burntee, eric winston.
4.Still working at lowes. Good job.

[threebag]

You reach your go fund me goal?

Pussy, asshole or tube sock?

You still doing the Brad E report?

[Rausch]

Who's your favorite Marvel/DC movie character?

[TLO]

https://i.imgur.com/zGHQb4O.gif

[Jewish Rabbi]

Big Gay Brad - Did you and your boyfriend have a good weekend?

[tooge]

dang Brad. 11 years on this board, and I'm just now learning you are gay. My question is, have you been gay the entire time or is it sort of something new for you?

[Simply Red]

1. didn't take the oil rig job
2.favorite chuefs DT,Okaye,paul palmer,Mahomes,priest,Tony g., Bill Kenny and Eric Berry.
3. I didn't get this question but least fav. chuefs Todd Blackledge, Matt cassel, The kicker that shall not be named, Burntee, eric winston.
4.Still working at lowes. Good job.

I'd say Eric Berry is my favorite too!

[Baby Lee]

dang Brad. 11 years on this board, and I'm just now learning you are gay. My question is, have you been gay the entire time or is it sort of something new for you?

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[SuperBowl4]

1. didn't take the oil rig job
2.favorite chuefs DT,Okaye,paul palmer,Mahomes,priest,Tony g., Bill Kenny and Eric Berry.
3. I didn't get this question but least fav. chuefs Todd Blackledge, Matt cassel, The kicker that shall not be named, Burntee, eric winston.
4.Still working at lowes. Good job.Paul Palmer? The CHIEF who got suspended for conduct detrimental to the team and pretty much sucked being a first round pick? Why the hell is Paul Palmer one of your favorites? Doesn't make sense.:shake: Please explain. Still have his jersey?

[Pablo]

Do you spit or swallow?

[Iowanian]

Hey big nasty,


I believe than almost every negative has a positive if you look for it. Given your physical challenges, what do you think the "best" thing would be? It's a serious question. Do you feel you have a super power or gift or insight that you wouldn't have without your challenge.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

When Peebag comes over to mow the lawn, do you pay him in crack or just let him suck your dick?

[AssEaterChief]

Has anyone asked if he is gay yet?