U.S. military veteran receives world's first total penis and scrotum transplant

[eDave]

A U.S. military sergeant severely injured several years ago in an IED blast in Afghanistan has received the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant, surgeons at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Monday.

The man, whose identity was not released, is recovering well and expected to regain both urinary and sexual function, Richard Redett, who led the transplant team, said in a Monday telephone news conference.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/04/23/transplant-penis-scrotum-american-veteran/542725002/

[Discuss Thrower]

Isn't it pretty to think so?

[loochy]

And to think some sickos chop theirs off INTENTIONALLY
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[Ming the Merciless]

https://reprobatemagazinedotuk.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/frankenpenis.jpg

[siberian khatru]

I woke up in a strange hotel room in a bathtub filled with ice -- AND MY DICK AND BALLS WERE MISSING

[AssEaterChief]

Seems like good news....for an unfortunate few

Now if they would just get on that damn male birth control patch I will be happy

[rtmike]

Mine hasn’t worked since day after thanksgiving ‘03.

HONEY!!! Bring me a sharp knife, hehe.

[Frazod]

So, if this guy gets some other dude's balls attached, and later impregnates his wife, is it his kid or the donor's?

:hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

So, if this guy gets some other dude's balls attached, and later impregnates his wife, is it his kid or the donor's?

:hmmm:

that's a very good fucking question

do the new testes read the body's DNA and produce sperm to match?

or is that hard-coded into the balls?

anyway this dude's wife is going to be surprised when suddenly her husband has a giant black penis

[The Franchise]

Did he get to pick the size?

[wazu]

So, if this guy gets some other dude's balls attached, and later impregnates his wife, is it his kid or the donor's?

:hmmm:

Article says he did not receive testicles, and for this reason.

[Hammock Parties]

if you're on death row and you donate your dick and balls to science you ought to get a get out of jail free card

[vailpass]

Awesome. Hope they gave him a big ol' hog leg.

[Frazod]

Article says he did not receive testicles, and for this reason.

Ah.

I guess that means there's some concern over the matter, then.

[TrebMaxx]

I wonder what the rehab schedule is like.

[tmax63]

It's probably easier than some "workout" routines many of the people here actively participate in....

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Good for him. I knew a guy that was trimming trees off one of those lifts and he got an arc from a main power line. It exited through his balls and blew it all off. He had a really bad day followed by a really bad life.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Anyone jelq?

[Buehler445]

Good for him. I knew a guy that was trimming trees off one of those lifts and he got an arc from a main power line. It exited through his balls and blew it all off. He had a really bad day followed by a really bad life.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK?

[Ming the Merciless]

Anyone jelq?

i tried jelqing but i end up getting a huge boner and cumming

[sedated]

Gives new meaning to "I wouldn't F her with your dick"

[Why Not?]

Gives new meaning to "I wouldn't F her with your dick"

Hahahahaha

[BigRedChief]

Awesome. Hope they gave him a big ol' hog leg.
It's been a rare injury in war. With IED's it's a more common injury. For me, l could deal with long an arm/leg but the Frank and beans?

I'm glad these heroes are getting some new junk. :clap:

[CrazyPhuD]

That's just nuts!

[Hoopsdoc]

Mine hasn’t worked since day after thanksgiving ‘03.

HONEY!!! Bring me a sharp knife, hehe.

I notice you joined CP in 05. Nothing better to do??

[Marcellus]

Article says he did not receive testicles, and for this reason.

Empty scrotum transplant? Looks like a deflated balloon I bet.

[displacedinMN]

Empty scrotum transplant? Looks like a deflated balloon I bet.

Has to have fake testicles.

[T-post Tom]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING NEWS: <a href="https://twitter.com/HopkinsMedicine?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@HopkinsMedicine</a> performs the first total penis and scrotum <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/transplant?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#transplant</a> in the world. <a href="https://t.co/HO7uwbOXta">https://t.co/HO7uwbOXta</a> <a href="https://t.co/BbWP931YFc">pic.twitter.com/BbWP931YFc</a></p>&mdash; Hopkins Med News (@HopkinsMedNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/HopkinsMedNews/status/988448200142057473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 23, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[InChiefsHeaven]

This is both awesome and yucky all at the same time...good for this guy though...hope it all works out for him.

[scho63]

They took the soft sensitive skin from an older deceased person's wrinkly eye lids for his shaft for sensation.

The operation was very successful but now they are afraid he is going to be cockeyed.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

One mans junk another mans treasure

[Fish]

He'll likely get shafted by his insurance company. That bill is going to be nuts.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Hopefully they gave him the Jamaal model. The Chan would be a disappointment to be packing.

[Pennywise]

WHAT.

THE.

****?

Current goes to ground.

[Iowanian]

If this works, I'm sure there will be a long line of people signing up for Upgrades.
Women get new bolt-ons when they aren't happy with how they fill their boulder holders....


In all seriousness, I hope this is successful. These guys suffer terrible injuries and that's about as bad as it can get in my mind, losing your tackle.

[Graystoke]

If this works, I'm sure there will be a long line of people signing up for Upgrades.
Women get new bolt-ons when they aren't happy with how they fill their boulder holders....


In all seriousness, I hope this is successful. These guys suffer terrible injuries and that's about as bad as it can get in my mind, losing your tackle.

This.

I often have wondered whey Breast Implants are going crazy good but us males are stuck with what God gave us. I tell you I would love to have a extra two inches tacked on to my 10 incher.

[BleedingRed]

Wait wait wait..............


So if he has sex with his wife... Is that self-cucking?

[Holladay]

I wonder if they had a catalog that he used to browse through.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Seargent, we only have one available, and well, you're a white guy and I'm sorry to say that this man was African Amer...

...I'LL TAKE IT!!!

[srvy]

Has to have fake testicles.

Moon marbles.

[siberian khatru]

I wonder if they had a catalog that he used to browse through.

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[Rain Man]

If they can attach one, there's no reason they can't attach two. The new male trend will be to wow their women with their sheer numbers of penises.

[Discuss Thrower]

Has to have fake testicles.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/8392e9004b296f1fd4ebf6bf1c1e5485.jpg

[srvy]

https://i1.wp.com/12newsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/caine-mutiny.gif?resize=450%2C240&ssl=1
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[crashcourse]

just renewed my drivers license

didn't see any boner donor questions

[tooge]

His new name?
Barry Mahoginer