Simply Red

[dlphg9]

Why do you hate me so?

[ChiliConCarnage]

I assume it's because you don't seem nice.

[Eleazar]

Who are you?

[Simply Red]

I don't 'hate' anyone, really - but just try to find commonalities versus insulting folks and we'll be fine.

I applaud your diplomacy here.

Thank you.

[ChiTown]

I don't 'hate' anyone, really - but just try to find commonalities versus insulting folks and we'll be fine.

I applaud your diplomacy here.

Thank you.

You see, that's why you're the nicest guy on The Planet

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[Titty Meat]

Simply Red used to rob people on Bannister & Hillcrest

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He despises all mults. (Other than DLFC)

[Graystoke]

Simply Red keeps us civilized.
I think of him as the Gatekeeper of CP...because he is so nice.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I am going to try and help you with street cred...Hey kid, have you ever been to Shoneys?

[Simply Red]

thank you all.

[T-post Tom]

Simply Red is simply the best. Fashionista, man about town, thought leader...Prince of Nice. Women adore him. Men want to be like him. Long live Simply Red!

[scho63]

Why do you hate me so?

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[BWillie]

Simply Red used to rob people on Bannister & Hillcrest

Yeah, he seems nice. But he's really a dickhole.

[BWillie]

I don't 'hate' anyone, really - but just try to find commonalities versus insulting folks and we'll be fine.

I applaud your diplomacy here.

Thank you.

Fuck you ass clown. I hate red, too. Worst color ever.

[Simply Red]

Simply Red is simply the best. Fashionista, man about town, thought leader...Prince of Nice. Women adore him. Men want to be like him. Long live Simply Red!

Thank you, very considerate.

[DaNewGuy]

Simply Red is simply the best. Fashionista, man about town, thought leader...Prince of Nice. Women adore him. Men want to be like him. Long live Simply Red!

He's basically Rick Rude

[T-post Tom]

He's basically Rick Rude

By all accounts, he is "ravishing". So you're partially correct.

[MVChiefFan]

Simply Red reminds me of the neighbor on various TV shows. The one that is always kind and inviting, offers sage advice about getting through life, and always has a funny, clever quip. SR is basically Wilson from Home Improvement, except WAY better dressed.

[MTG#10]

SR is the nicest person on CP. I think he's so nice on here because he feels remorse for all the people he's murdered in real life. SR is a serial killer, that's the only explanation.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'm rather disappointed in his food reviews lately. A brocolli thread really doesn't get the masses steamed up.

[JakeF]

SR is the nicest person on CP. I think he's so nice on here because he feels remorse for all the people he's murdered in real life. SR is a serial killer, that's the only explanation.

:LOL:

[stumppy]

Simply Red reminds me of the neighbor on various TV shows. The one that is always kind and inviting, offers sage advice about getting through life, and always has a funny, clever quip. SR is basically Wilson from Home Improvement, except WAY better dressed.

All the old neighbors are buried in his basement.

[Hammock Parties]

because you're a herpes-ridden buttfucking cunt

[dlphg9]

because you're a herpes-ridden butt****ing ****

Didn't you suck Nick Athan's dick?

[dlphg9]

He despises all mults. (Other than DLFC)

Not sure why you think I'm a mult

[MMXcalibur]

If you meet a nicer person than SR, then you're a goddamn liar and need to be drawn and quartered.

[cooper barrett]

because you're a herpes-ridden butt****ing ****

I would say in this case: It takes on to recognize one.

SR is a great guy. Loser clay could learn from him.

[New World Order]

Simply Red is simply the best. Fashionista, man about town, thought leader...Prince of Nice. Women adore him. Men want to be like him. Long live Simply Red!

Men want to be him; women want to be with him.

[cooper barrett]

Clay want to be him; Clay wants to be with him.

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