Goodness. Woman forces BJ on man

[Holladay]

What is the world coming too?

https://nypost.com/2018/05/24/cable-customer-forced-oral-sex-on-repairman-cops/

I just would have thought of multiplication tables or of my Grandma.

She is quite guilty.

[Skyy God]

She was apparently very hard up to have her box worked on.....

[Kiimo]

Sitting on a couch, boner in mouth. How dare you! I say, madame! Now you've made me loose my marbles against my will! I have no other choice but to sit still while this abuse takes place!

[Baby Lee]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAvwBFlU8AAzs_U.jpg:large

[BlackHelicopters]

Heh

[Baby Lee]

ChiTown's PTSD!!

[siberian khatru]

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? (https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529)


Bruce Heffernan
10/28/98 3:00pm


Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those pillowbitergots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

[ptlyon]

"Or the one that catered my wedding" ROFL

[FlaChief58]

Oh woe is him. I can't imagine the suffering he must have endured

[hometeam]

Oh woe is him. I can't imagine the suffering he must have endured

Did you see the perp?

That being said...


HOW?!??

[bigjosh]

So, did he cum?

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[Kiimo]

So, did he cum?





AGAINST HIS WILL

[Deberg_1990]

heh, interesting debate. If the woman had been more attractive, would he have still reported it?

[saphojunkie]

There is absolutely no victim blaming that could ever compare to a bunch of guys reacting to a "She forced me to get a blowjob!" story.

[Kiimo]

Sapho victim-blaming only convinces blowjob victims to stay silent.

#neveragain
#afterthisone

[FlaChief58]

Did you see the perp?

That being said...


HOW?!??

I did. She's certainly no beauty queen but, c'mon, ITS A BLOWJOB!

[Baby Lee]

Did you see the perp?

That being said...


HOW?!??

Was this man born without eyelids?

[Boise_Chief]

I've always said that there is no such thing as a bad blow job but I stand corrected.

[Kiimo]

I recall an attempt to recreate the grapefruit BJ that failed spectacularly and ended in upchuck that I could have done without.

[Discuss Thrower]

http://i.imgur.com/4xpa5uO.jpg

[T-post Tom]

Porn meets " Nightmare on Elm Street"

[Abba-Dabba]

uh...WTH!

Woman catches boyfriend having sex with puppy, Wichita police say

http://www.kake.com/story/38270036/woman-catches-boyfriend-having-sex-with-puppy-wichita-police-say-2

WICHITA, Kan. (KAKE) -
Wichita police have arrested a 55-year-old man who allegedly battered his girlfriend after she caught him having sex with a puppy.

The incident was reported at around 10 a.m. Tuesday in the 1300 block of North Meridian. The 56-year-old woman told authorities she came home to find her boyfriend having sex with the 5-month-old put bull puppy.

Police said puppy, Frazier, was taken to an emergency veterinarian. He is now in the care of local rescue Beauties and Beasts.

Officer Charley Davidson said the suspect was located and arrested on Thursday. He was booked for domestic violence battery, criminal sodomy and animal cruelty. His name was not released.

The investigation is ongoing.

[Baby Lee]

Porn meets " Nightmare on Elm Street" 'Pet Cemetary.'

:eek:

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

uh...WTH!

Woman catches boyfriend having sex with puppy, Wichita police say

http://www.kake.com/story/38270036/woman-catches-boyfriend-having-sex-with-puppy-wichita-police-say-2

WICHITA, Kan. (KAKE) -
Wichita police have arrested a 55-year-old man who allegedly battered his girlfriend after she caught him having sex with a puppy.

The incident was reported at around 10 a.m. Tuesday in the 1300 block of North Meridian. The 56-year-old woman told authorities she came home to find her boyfriend having sex with the 5-month-old put bull puppy.

Police said puppy, Frazier, was taken to an emergency veterinarian. He is now in the care of local rescue Beauties and Beasts.

Officer Charley Davidson said the suspect was located and arrested on Thursday. He was booked for domestic violence battery, criminal sodomy and animal cruelty. His name was not released.

The investigation is ongoing.

that dog will now kill some child in a few years. put it down.

[wazu]

This has gotta be a joke. How?! There’s no mention of being held at gunpoint. Are we supposed to believe she held him down while stripping him and then while blowing him? No matter how tiny or wimpy the guy is that’s impossible to even picture. What evidence did the guy offer that prompted police to make an arrest? This story leaves the most obvious questions unanswered. Going to search Pornhub for a plausible re-enactment.

[kjwood75nro]

Women can't rape men with sex. Their rape is in the form of time, money, and emotional support.

Women demand it, men don't consent to it, but it doesn't matter.

[Perineum Ripper]

Read the title and thought, “Oh so my ex-wife ran out of willing participants so now she is forcing them on to the poor souls left.”

Looked at the article, not my ex-wife, but she seems to roll just like her

[cabletech94]

for the record, i have never been anywhere near north carolina. ever.

[Hoopsdoc]

for the record, i have never been anywhere near north carolina. ever.

LMAO

So, for the record, how would you respond to this scenario?(the forced BJ, not the puppy sex)

[ChiTown]

Definitely guilty

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/180524-woman-accused-harassing-cable-guy-feature.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1

[BlackHelicopters]

I think I read this in a Tucker Max book.

[gblowfish]

Git him done!

[Spott]

So did he fix the cable or not?

[cmh6476]

“The cable guy was there to work on her box and while waiting for it to reset as he was sitting on a couch, she came over, grabbed his hand and forcefully placed his hand on her own breast,” Strepay said.

so what's the problem?

[raybec 4]

Read the title and thought, “Oh so my ex-wife ran out of willing participants so now she is forcing them on to the poor souls left.”

Looked at the article, not my ex-wife, but she seems to roll just like her

Hey, I think I owe your ex some money. Can I get her number?

[T-post Tom]

Nothing wrong with a sexually agressive/dominant woman....unless she looks like that....

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/180524-woman-accused-harassing-cable-guy-feature.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1

Should look like this:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/75/7f/6f/757f6fe9034b50d7a5753a01970f643d.jpg

[ModSocks]

Nothing wrong with a sexually agressive/dominant woman....unless she looks like that....

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/180524-woman-accused-harassing-cable-guy-feature.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=618&h=410&crop=1



She's got some DSL's though. Hey, im an optimist.

[T-post Tom]

She's got some DSL's though. Hey, im an optimist.

I'm a "your mouth is half full" optimist too. Just wouldn't want the crystal meth eye contact with that one.

[JD10367]

James Brown with a wig.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Time to start a Twitter hashtag campaign.