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Holladay
06-05-2018, 03:29 PM
It is amazing what you can learn from the internet. This could be a poop thread, so take your guess.
BryanBusby
06-05-2018, 03:33 PM
When you lick a chicks ass?
MVChiefFan
06-05-2018, 03:33 PM
That really should be the “dugout”.
cooper barrett
06-05-2018, 03:46 PM
5th base is just a pile of shit.

What base is stripper slide?
Hammock Parties
06-05-2018, 03:52 PM
anal
BigRedChief
06-05-2018, 03:54 PM
That’s been around for a long time. At least 30+ years.
Kiimo
06-05-2018, 03:56 PM
That’s been around for a long time. At least 30+ years.

That's an old ass joke
Fish
06-05-2018, 04:00 PM
Was your boyfriend impressed?
BigRedChief
06-05-2018, 04:01 PM
That's an old ass jokeyeah, we use to joke back 30+ years ago that someone was saying they made it to 3rd base or all the wAy home, the smack would be tell us when you get to 5th base and we will be impressed.
Kiimo
06-05-2018, 04:05 PM
trying to do the double meaning thing

old-ass joke

they're funnier when I explain it
Jewish Rabbi
06-05-2018, 04:38 PM
It’s when you prop her asshole open and drop your nuts inside of her
Kiimo
06-05-2018, 04:43 PM
I thought that was called two dogs in a bathtub


Because it's harder to keep them in there than keeping two dogs in a bathtub
SAUTO
06-05-2018, 04:49 PM
I thought that was called two dogs in a bathtub


Because it's harder to keep them in there than keeping two dogs in a bathtub

Oh no... If you are past the clincher they are staying.
siberian khatru
06-05-2018, 04:51 PM
Is that like 71?

That's 69 with two fingers jammed up your ass.
Rain Man
06-05-2018, 05:32 PM
Baseball is pretty passe these days. We need to come up with football analogies. I propose the following, based on offensive pass routes since the goal is to complete the pass:

1st base = audibled into a pass
2nd base = ran a bubble screen
3rd base = lined up in the slot
Home base = went into the spread formation
Rudy tossed tigger's salad
06-05-2018, 05:32 PM
1/10th of this dudes posts are threads. Please ban this user who thinks this is facebook.
Kiimo
06-05-2018, 05:48 PM
It's filled with ads and my grandma's Trump propaganda warring with my aunt's Bernie propaganda?
Otter
06-05-2018, 05:58 PM
Did Tommy tell you this during recess?
seclark
06-05-2018, 06:17 PM
It’s when you prop her asshole open and drop your nuts inside of her
^best^
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