Jamaica, mon!!

[Coochie liquor]

About to head to the airport to wait the 3 hours you have between checking in and getting on an international flight. After that it’s a 2 hour flight to Jamaica. We did Montego Bay (Royal Caribbean Sandals resort) last time. When we went to put down payment on this trip, the guy said he saw us partying and he thought Ochi Beach resort was more of what we were looking for! So we’re doing it this time. It’s supposed to be more of a Spring Break atmosphere but without all the underaged people being idiots! Can’t wait to get back to the island and get my party on.
We are doing Dunn’s River Falls, which will pick us up at the resort on a catamaran take us to do the falls, then it turns into a booze cruise on the way back to the resort where they serve what I’ve heard called some STRONG rum punch and we party dance and get hammered until they drop us off back at the resort at 2 pm. Gotta try and find a way to maintain for the next week! I’ve already apologized profusely to my liver for what it’s about to endure. Not sure it believes me.. anyway I’m excited. Gonna get my party on! Will post some pics (nudes of myself of course) as the week progresses. Lots of cool restaurants to eat at and we upgraded to butler level this time with a semi private pool!! Pumped!!

[loochy]

Hey man, one time I put mustard AND ketchup on a hot dog.

[ptlyon]

It's gotta be hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock on the fourth of July down there right now

[Hangin'WithMahomes]

If you get the chance try to make it to Irie Blue Hole. It's MUCH less touristy that Dunn's River Falls

[Coochie liquor]

It's gotta be hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock on the fourth of July down there right now

I think it’s actually a little cooler there than in Florida now so, ocean breezes and ice cold drinks should help ease the heat some!

[Hangin'WithMahomes]

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[Simply Red]

About to head to the airport to wait the 3 hours you have between checking in and getting on an international flight. After that it’s a 2 hour flight to Jamaica. We did Montego Bay (Royal Caribbean Sandals resort) last time. When we went to put down payment on this trip, the guy said he saw us partying and he thought Ochi Beach resort was more of what we were looking for! So we’re doing it this time. It’s supposed to be more of a Spring Break atmosphere but without all the underaged people being idiots! Can’t wait to get back to the island and get my party on.
We are doing Dunn’s River Falls, which will pick us up at the resort on a catamaran take us to do the falls, then it turns into a booze cruise on the way back to the resort where they serve what I’ve heard called some STRONG rum punch and we party dance and get hammered until they drop us off back at the resort at 2 pm. Gotta try and find a way to maintain for the next week! I’ve already apologized profusely to my liver for what it’s about to endure. Not sure it believes me.. anyway I’m excited. Gonna get my party on! Will post some pics (nudes of myself of course) as the week progresses. Lots of cool restaurants to eat at and we upgraded to butler level this time with a semi private pool!! Pumped!!


never been - I have been all around there - I'm working on a client there though - maybe I'll get to go some day, to visit them :)

[Coochie liquor]

coolblueholeochorios

I can't post a link because I've not posted enough after my hiatus

Will def look into this. Really want to do the Bob Marley museum and tour, but I’m going to have to wait til next year when we’re planning on Negril.

[Coochie liquor]

never been - I have been all around there - I'm working on a client there though - maybe I'll get to go some day, to visit them :)

Ugh I tried to give a thumbs up, and my fat finger hit the down. Now it won’t let me change it. Sorry SR wasn’t thumb downing you!

[Simply Red]

Ugh I tried to give a thumbs up, and my fat finger hit the down. Now it won’t let me change it. Sorry SR wasn’t thumb downing you!

that's fine - i get a lot of those :P

[Bewbies]

I hear they have good agriculture down there in Jamaica.

[scho63]

Take a night tour of Trench Town with a taxi driver. Should be a lot of fun and excitement!

[Eureka]

Dunn river falls is cool. Did that excursion on a Carnival cruise and also went horse back riding.

Watch out for Zika and other viruses.

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[DaKCMan AP]

Have a good time, dude, but why in the world are you going to the airport that early??

[SuperBowl4]

I wouldn't go there if you paid me mon!!

[Coochie liquor]

Have a good time, dude, but why in the world are you going to the airport that early??

We arrived safely. Idk why we had to get there so early. They said international flights have to get there 3 hours early which sucks. But on a positive note... found weed (actually it found me) within minutes of arrival at the resort. Been here a few hours and have had a very good dinner, some strong ass drinks, and now I’m burning a fatty of some sticky icky poolside. Then gonna go hit the on-site club and get krunk! Room was set with Johnny walker, absolute, Bombay, quervo, and more. Plus lots of beer. Not sure I’m not dead and in heaven lol!

[BryanBusby]

Hey man, one time I put mustard AND ketchup on a hot dog.
Fucking monster.

[BigRedChief]

Dunn’s River Falls was a blast. Climbed up the slick rocks in the water. Better be in shape for that part or you’ll just be going into the water constantly. We left there and went to a nearby private beach. They brought us jerk chicken and drinks the rest of the day as we sat on the beach. One of my best days ever.

[1COOLDOG]

It’s supposed to be more of a Spring Break atmosphere but without all the underaged people being idiots!

Yeah...now you only have to deal with all the drunk-as-a-raging-alcoholic-skunk adults (including yourself) being idiots!
May a diarrhea-laden German Shepherd of the Jamaican police force alert on your person and bags containing illegal drugs by defecating on them in a seemingly non-stop manner.

[Coochie liquor]

Yeah...now you only have to deal with all the drunk-as-a-raging-alcoholic-skunk adults (including yourself) being idiots!
May a diarrhea-laden German Shepherd of the Jamaican police force alert on your person and bags containing illegal drugs by defecating on them in a seemingly non-stop manner.

ROFL

I’m dying... and here come the dogs. Thanks dick!!

[SuperBowl4]

Is it HOT n' HUMID?

[007]

Don't forget to try the Bob Marley and Dirty Banana.

Oh, and if you like Johnny Walker.....

[Coochie liquor]

Is it HOT n' HUMID?

So far it’s not as hot as Florida where I came from. There’s a very cool fog in the blue mountains at sunrise. Looks like a great day here. Waiting on breakfast to be delivered in a couple hours. Currently just watching the sun rise into the sky. Gonna do glass bottom boat tour today!

[AndChiefs]

Just got back from Sandals - South Coast. Always a good time.

[SuperBowl4]

How was the glass bottom boat excursion mon?

[Rain Man]

Be careful. I hear that there are a fair number of marijuana users there.

[Coochie liquor]

How was the glass bottom boat excursion mon?

It was fun. I love the extreme blue waters of the Caribbean Sea. I can’t believe the amount of alcohol I consumed yesterday. Literally drank from around 615 am til I finally passed out around midnight. And here I am up before 7 am again. Oh well, better than sleeping my vacation away. Dunn’s River Falls today and Booze cruise. Got pulled up on the stage last night during the entertainment, they always choose me for some reason.

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[Coochie liquor]

We had such a fucking blast! I’ve never drank that much for that many days in a row in my life. Can’t believe I never blacked out, or threw up lol. We’re already paying off next years trip. Next year we’re doing the Bob Marley tour and Kingston city tour.


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[SuperBowl4]

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up mon!!

[Jewish Rabbi]

Looks like we found out who voted yes in the Kathy Bates thread.

[Coochie liquor]

Looks like we found out who voted yes in the Kathy Bates thread.

Well I fucked your mom, so I’d see Kathy Bates as a huge upgrade over her.

[BigRichard]

Looks like we found out who voted yes in the Kathy Bates thread.

That ain't cool man.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Looks like we found out who voted yes in the Kathy Bates thread.

:eek:

[Bowser]

We were just down there three weeks ago, right down the street from you! We stayed in Ocho Rios at Couples SanSouci. We have stayed at Sandals Montego Bay and Sandals Negril (our favorite!) before, but had never heard of Sandals Ochi. Looks pretty amazing, did you guys have a blast there?

[ChiefGator]

Looks like you got around a good bit. I really like Jamaica.

Love those little jerk shacks hidden around.

Ocho Rios is nice. Last time I stayed at The Caves in Negril and Strawberry Hill above Kingston.. which are both really nice.

[Abba-Dabba]

I hear they have good agriculture down there in Jamaica.

Not really. A lot of seeds and lumber. A very small step above Mexican schwag, and much below Canadian beasters.

[Bowser]

Not really. A lot of seeds and lumber. A very small step above Mexican schwag, and much below Canadian beasters.

But there IS a shit ton of it......

[Coochie liquor]

We were just down there three weeks ago, right down the street from you! We stayed in Ocho Rios at Couples SanSouci. We have stayed at Sandals Montego Bay and Sandals Negril (our favorite!) before, but had never heard of Sandals Ochi. Looks pretty amazing, did you guys have a blast there?

Yeah it was so much fun. I think there’s like 14 restaurants and about same number of bars on site. Food was all so good. I’d suggest Ochi Beach, were already booked for next year. I think we were there at the same time maybe. We went a week starting June 21.

[Coochie liquor]

Not really. A lot of seeds and lumber. A very small step above Mexican schwag, and much below Canadian beasters.

Actually the stuff I got was prettt good for some reg buds. Very sticky with lots of red hairs. Wasn’t high grade but was still pretty decent.

[TLO]

Looks like we found out who voted yes in the Kathy Bates thread.

:eek:

[ModSocks]

Heh.

I always thought Coochie Liquor was a younger black dude.

/shrug

[Abba-Dabba]

But there IS a shit ton of it......

the whole world over.

[Abba-Dabba]

Actually the stuff I got was prettt good for some reg buds. Very sticky with lots of red hairs. Wasn’t high grade but was still pretty decent.

Sticky fresh.

Red hairs(pistils)have little meaning in the grand scheme of smoking. The main purpose of pistils is just really to catch male pollen to produce seed. The size of calyx is so much more important for trichrome production than pistils.

But Jamaica is getting better quality genetics for the past decade which does help quite a bit. Their farming practices however have not much to be desired.

[SAUTO]

Looks like we found out who voted yes in the Kathy Bates thread.

Asshole

[Titty Meat]

Cooche describe the most stoned you've ever been

[Coochie liquor]

I’m 11 days from my 3rd trip in a 3 year span. Been working on getting my alcohol tolerance up some. So ready for this trip, been working mass amounts of hours to make it. This time I have a med marijuana card so I plan on hitting up the closest dispensary which looks to be about a 13 min cab ride away. The party is almost here and I’m giddy like a school boy...

[Sorce]

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[BryanBusby]

Looks like we found out who voted yes in the Kathy Bates thread.
woof

[Coochie liquor]

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Oh shit!! We’re going back to Sandals Ochi Beach for 8 days. Next year it’s gonna be Negril. Then we’re hoping we can do Barbados after that. What resort did you stay at?

[Coochie liquor]

Also I’m bringing a bottle of Hennessy White back with me this time. Along with lots of rum cream.

[Sorce]

Oh shit!! We’re going back to Sandals Ochi Beach for 8 days. Next year it’s gonna be Negril. Then we’re hoping we can do Barbados after that. What resort did you stay at?We stayed at palladium.

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[Coochie liquor]

We stayed at palladium.

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Is it all inclusive also? We like Sandals a lot but I’d try somewhere else if the price was comparable. We get the Butler hillside suite for about 3000 for 8 days.

[Sorce]

Is it all inclusive also? We like Sandals a lot but I’d try somewhere else if the price was comparable. We get the Butler hillside suite for about 3000 for 8 days.It is all inclusive. I wasn't a fan. First time I had been to Jamaica. We've been to their royal suites resort in tulum Mexico twice and I would recommend that. We talked to another couple who stayed at secrets last time and would rather go there.

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[Coochie liquor]

It is all inclusive. I wasn't a fan. First time I had been to Jamaica. We've been to their royal suites resort in tulum Mexico twice and I would recommend that. We talked to another couple who stayed at secrets last time and would rather go there.

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Damn that sucks. I can tell you both Sandals resorts we’ve been to have been above and beyond what we could hope for. The food at all the different restaurants was amazing. French onion soup and Chateau Briand (so?) at the French restaurant, the hibachi cooked food at the Japanese restaurant, surf and turf at the seafood place, veal parmigiana at the Italian place. Not to mention the very cool vibe of the Rabbit Hole which is a speakeasy where everyone dresses the part and the drinks are from another era, along with the singing of Mama. Went to the dancehall club where we danced and drank heavily until we made our way to the beach around 2 am.
Looking forward to more of the resort planned events this time like drinking games at the various bars during the day, karaoke, talent shows, beer pong... sorry I’m getting carried away. I’m ready to get this vacation started lol.

[Sorce]

Damn that sucks. I can tell you both Sandals resorts we’ve been to have been above and beyond what we could hope for. The food at all the different restaurants was amazing. French onion soup and Chateau Briand (so?) at the French restaurant, the hibachi cooked food at the Japanese restaurant, surf and turf at the seafood place, veal parmigiana at the Italian place. Not to mention the very cool vibe of the Rabbit Hole which is a speakeasy where everyone dresses the part and the drinks are from another era, along with the singing of Mama. Went to the dancehall club where we danced and drank heavily until we made our way to the beach around 2 am.

Looking forward to more of the resort planned events this time like drinking games at the various bars during the day, karaoke, talent shows, beer pong... sorry I’m getting carried away. I’m ready to get this vacation started lol.No problem, we had a great time. The resort didn't live up to what we expected from their Mexico resort. Some of the restaurants were good, some not so much. They also were having an event for their travel club (they say it's not a time share but it basically is), you could tell they had a bunch of people they would rather cater to.

We had a good time but will probably try another country next time. We've been to both coasts of Mexico now Jamaica. I'm thinking next will be the Dominican.

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Damn, Idk how but I missed these last time. Looks fucking awesome.

I'm glad you had a good time, bro. I'll make it to Jamaica one of these days.

[Fish]

I don't see a single Taco Bell anywhere. Meh.

[007]

We are trying Beaches with the kids at Ochi this year. Not thrilled with the room situation since it's two beds and a sleeper sofa for five people. They were not very clear about that when we booked in person.

Stayed at sandals twice with the Mrs. and loved it. We wanted the kids to be able to experience it once but I'm afraid we will end up feeling cramped this time. Hope I'm wrong.

[Coochie liquor]

We are trying Beaches with the kids at Ochi this year. Not thrilled with the room situation since it's two beds and a sleeper sofa for five people. They were not very clear about that when we booked in person.

Stayed at sandals twice with the Mrs. and loved it. We wanted the kids to be able to experience it once but I'm afraid we will end up feeling cramped this time. Hope I'm wrong.

You gonna be there in June? We were thinking about taking a taxi to beaches to use the water park stuff for the day.

[Easy 6]

Better Jamaica than the Dominican Republic, you might not come home alive from that one

[JimNasium]

Wait? Coochie Liquor is an old white dude?

[Easy 6]

Wait? Coochie Liquor is an old white dude?

He posted some pics 4-5 years ago with his Mrs, he is indeed an older white guy

[Coochie liquor]

Hey wait, I’m only 46.... well until Thursday then I’ll be 47. Ok, maybe that does make me old. Damnit!!

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Hey wait, I’m only 46.... well until Thursday then I’ll be 47. Ok, maybe that does make me old. Damnit!!

Pssh. Youngster.

[Bowser]

Pssh. Youngster.

Well lookee here....talk about a blast form the past! What's up, Misplaced? Still neck deep writing books?

[Bowser]

Hey wait, I’m only 46.... well until Thursday then I’ll be 47. Ok, maybe that does make me old. Damnit!!

I'm counting down my last months in my 40's if that makes you feel any better! :sulk:

[JimNasium]

I'm counting down my last months in my 40's if that makes you feel any better! :sulk:

Come on in, the water's fine. My 50's have easily been my most rewarding years.

[Bowser]

Come on in, the water's fine. My 50's have easily been my most rewarding years.

Hope, thy name is JimNasium.

Expect a letter from my lawyer if my 50's suck, though!!1