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Hammock Parties
06-26-2018, 12:24 PM
We’re all going to die.
Hammock Parties
06-26-2018, 12:25 PM
Hailing and 65 mph winds.
KCrockaholic
06-26-2018, 12:25 PM
If you shoot the nader with a gun it'll go away.
Bowser
06-26-2018, 12:26 PM
You got 15 minutes, jackasses. Hang on to something.
GloryDayz
06-26-2018, 12:36 PM
Rained like a MoFo here in Lee's Summit, and I hadda get rid of a bird's nest.

Sorry mamma bird, at least there were no eggs or babies, so hopefully mom and dad bird were done for the year...
redfan
06-26-2018, 12:37 PM
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

bsf, don't dick around with a tornasty, take cover if need be
banecat
06-26-2018, 12:41 PM
I offered it a drink. But it said no I think
RockChalk
06-26-2018, 01:58 PM
I offered it a drink. But it said no I think

Are you The Extreme?
banecat
06-26-2018, 02:13 PM
Are you The Extreme?

I wish. I'd be doing the weather in OKC, and bangin' Jamie Gertz after having just gotten done doin' the same with Hunt
Titty Meat
06-26-2018, 02:33 PM
Why aren't you at work Clay?
RockChalk
06-27-2018, 06:48 AM
I wish. I'd be doing the weather in OKC, and bangin' Jamie Gertz after having just gotten done doin' the same with Hunt

What's funny is Jamie Gertz wasn't even allowed to show off her massive size in that movie. Hiding those pups behind her blazer was a real dick move by the director.
banecat
06-27-2018, 10:53 AM
What's funny is Jamie Gertz wasn't even allowed to show off her massive size in that movie. Hiding those pups behind her blazer was a real dick move by the director.

What in the hell. What for?
RockChalk
06-27-2018, 10:56 AM
What in the hell. What for?

I don't mean that they purposely did. But they sure were not on display in the movie like they should have been.

Twister would have been an Oscar winner if they had more tits :D
banecat
06-27-2018, 11:00 AM
I don't mean that they purposely did. But they sure were not on display in the movie like they should have been.

Twister would have been an Oscar winner if they had more tits :D

Yes, her and Hunt should've had a love scene together
Simply Red
06-27-2018, 02:52 PM
I think Clay got hit by a tornado.
Dartgod
06-27-2018, 04:55 PM
What's funny is Jamie Gertz wasn't even allowed to show off her massive size in that movie. Hiding those pups behind her blazer was a real dick move by the director.

I guess I never realized that she was the "they're real and they're spectacular" girl on Seinfeld.
banecat
06-27-2018, 05:14 PM
I guess I never realized that she was the "they're real and they're spectacular" girl on Seinfeld.

Teri Hatcher, but Gertz was on another episode where she played a phone sex operator dating Jerry while Kramer was calling in and talking to her at her job with the sex hotline
Hammock Parties
06-27-2018, 06:11 PM
Why aren't you at work Clay?

I got into my bitchin' postal minivan and took shelter.

Took the opportunity to get on CP. :clap:
ptlyon
06-28-2018, 08:02 AM
I got into my bitchin' postal minivan and took shelter.

Took the opportunity to get on CP. :clap:

Through rain, through sleet, through dead of night...