Gayometer - Take the test

[Alton deFlat]

See how you do. Whew! I'm a secure heteroman. The eyebrow plucking question had me worried, though.

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/index.html

[Gaz]

I am only 40% gay?

xoxo~
Gaz
“Butch”er than he expected.

[morphius]

Originally posted by Gaz

I am only 40% gay?

xoxo~
Gaz
“Butch”er than he expected.

Figured you would be more gay as well :D

Morphius
Only 20% (guess that it was the cat/dog question)

[Bootlegged]

I checked in @ 30%.

I am somewhat disturbed by that.

[Nelson Muntz]

I checked in @ 30%.

Me too dude, but don't worry, at least we're both straighter than Gaz:toast:

[BIG_DADDY]

20% for BIG DADDY

[Chiefnj]

Good thing they didn't ask a question about bubble baths and tequila rose or Gaz would have pinned the meter.

[The Rick]

30% here. Wish it was lower, but oh well....

I have to admit, on the screen where it says "Click here for results" and it shows the meter climbing from 0% to 100% really freaked me out. :eek:

I didn't see the "Click here for results" at first!

[Gaz]

When did long, hot bubble bath soaks and sweet, sticky liqueurs become gay?

xoxo~
Gaz
Manly man who likes girls.

[KC Dan]

16% & proud of it!ROFL

[Alton deFlat]

Originally posted by Gaz

When did long, hot bubble bath soaks and sweet, sticky liqueurs become gay?

xoxo~
Gaz
Manly man who likes girls.


Only if you listen to Enya, while soaking in those bubbles.

[Bootlegged]

Originally posted by Gaz

When did long, hot bubble bath soaks and sweet, sticky liqueurs become gay?



1980

[seclark]

20%...and wondering about the lesbian porn question.
sec

[shakesthecat]

A manly 16%.

[KCTitus]

20% as well...

Gaz: there is a difference between bubble baths and foo foo tequila and a Hot Tub and a fifth of Cabo Wabo or Sauza Anejo.

[bkkcoh]

I scored a 23%, not too bad.... I guess.

[jcroft]

Damn, I'm 46% gay. That makes me the most gay person that has posted here. And I'm straight!

Jeff
Has no problem with being gay, but wishes he wasn't the gayest straight man here!

[bkkcoh]

Originally posted by jcroft
Damn, I'm 46% gay. That makes me the most gay person that has posted here. And I'm straight!

Jeff
Has no problem with being gay, but wishes he wasn't the gayest straight man here!

Gaz,

Do you want to draw a bubble bath for Jeff?????? ROFL

[MrBlond]

20%. That sounds about righ....I mean...That sounds ridiculous.

[Mr Grimm]

20%...
Still think thats a little too much....but no worries....you are what you :p right!!:D

[Gaz]

Originally posted by Chief4ever


Only if you listen to Enya, while soaking in those bubbles.


Hey! I like Enya…

xoxo~
Gaz
Starting to wonder if 40% was a bit low.

[Lightning Rod]

20%

ALSO WONDERING ABOUT THE LESBO QUESTION

[Gaz]

Originally posted by KCTitus
Gaz: there is a difference between bubble baths and foo foo tequila and a Hot Tub and a fifth of Cabo Wabo or Sauza Anejo.


In my case, the difference would be barf in my hot tub…

I learned through hard, painful, unsanitary repeat experience during high school and college that I cannot drink hard liquor.

xoxo~
Gaz
Borderline wimp.

[Rausch]

If you need ta' take the test, you already know the answer....

[Nelson Muntz]

If you need ta' take the test, you already know the answer....

I think someone is embarassed to put their score :D

[e_train69]

Man Jeff saved me. I was 33% gay (that's hard to say):rolleyes: I guess I could be considered a lesbian, cause I like to:dom: women.;)

[Rausch]

Originally posted by e_train69
Man Jeff saved me. I was 33% gay (that's hard to say):rolleyes: I guess I could be considered a lesbian, cause I like to:dom: women.;)


Same here, 33%......

"Do I think it's important to redecorate an apt when I move in?"

Well, yes. WTF are you supposed to do!?! Sleep on the floor? Ask the landlord to buy $#it for you?

Not a true test of gay/straight ta' me....

[Devin Vierth]

Only 13% gay and I think it estimates high! :)

[Chiefnj]

Q: "When did long, hot bubble bath soaks and sweet, sticky liqueurs become gay?"

A: About the same time it became gay to adorn a lavendar colored kimono and sing show tunes to a room full of leather-clad men with riding crops. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Bwana]

20% ranger material. :eek:

[Pitt Gorilla]

16%? I thought I'd be gayer than that. Who doesn't like les porn?

[Bootlegged]

I went back a 2nd time to see if I could correctly guess the all gay questions. I named myself Bruce (sorry if that's anyones name) and took it again.

96% gay. Not sure which one I missed.

SUPER!!

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by jcroft
Damn, I'm 46% gay. That makes me the most gay person that has posted here. And I'm straight!


Yeah, but just barely, apparently. :D

[ChiTown]

I'm 16% Gay

Can I claim any additional Gov't benefits?

[jcroft]

Originally posted by Kevin


Yeah, but just barely, apparently. :D

Heh. Good point. :D

[bkkcoh]

Originally posted by ChiTown
I'm 16% Gay

Can I claim any additional Gov't benefits?

Typically if you are 1/16th of Indian, black ect.. that would allow you to claim yourself as Indian, black, ect...

[ChiTown]

Originally posted by bkkcoh


Typically if you are 1/16th of Indian, black ect.. that would allow you to claim yourself as Indian, black, ect...

Thanks.

I'm gonna start the necessary paperwork needed to get my 16% worth of Gay rights. It's only fair, right?

[Rain Man]

D'oh! And then I went and scored a 43%!

Heck. I'm going to put on some headbanger music and look at some porn now.

[Rausch]

Originally posted by ChiTown
It's only fair, right?

Uh.........you just do what you feel is right for YOU....;)

[Dartgod]

80% Hetero here!





I'm a glass 1/2 (or 80% in this case) full kinda guy...

[Mark M]

I'm 42% gay??? :eek:

Okay ... time to go look at some lesbian porn.

MM
~~Will be right back

[KC Kings]

16% homo!!!


I don't know whether to be happy to only be 16%, or upset that I am almost 1/5th fruitcake.

[HC_Chief]

Damn, I ranked 23% 'too straight'

The site told me to 'lighten up'.... said women prefer men with a 'softer side'. (I say that's bullsh*t, women don't like wussies that cry, e.g. "Mr Sensitive Ponytail Man" types)

[shakesthecat]

I'd guess that selecting "male" automatically give someone 10% simply because we have buttholes.

[Iowanian]

Shakes,

The starfish would be in a 3way tie for "least gay" portions of my body.

[shakesthecat]

Iowanian,
Couldn't help notice you didn't post a score.

I'm just trying to make some sense out of this.

I find it hard to believe there are so many closet poofters around here.;) :D

[Pennywise]

Should have been a question...


To which do you prefer

a. pitching

b. catching

[old_geezer]

16% Gay according to them but some of those questions really didn't have an answer I would have chosen.

For instance, Do good drivers make good lovers also? How the h@ll would I know and what do the two have in common? The only answers were yes or no, definitely not. Option C. Who gives a hairy ratt's butt would have helped IMO :)

[Iowanian]

shakes.

30%....fuggin liars.

I suppose the regular hair cuts, Thesbian film...did it.

I think I had the rest cut out with the infected gall bladder and appendix. ;)

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by old_geezer
16% Gay according to them but some of those questions really didn't have an answer I would have chosen.

For instance, Do good drivers make good lovers also? How the h@ll would I know and what do the two have in common? The only answers were yes or no, definitely not. Option C. Who gives a hairy ratt's butt would have helped IMO :)

Watch out for trick questions. I think checking an answer with the words "hairy" and "butt" in it would probably increase your score.

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally posted by HC_Chief
Damn, I ranked 23% 'too straight'

The site told me to 'lighten up'.... said women prefer men with a 'softer side'. (I say that's bullsh*t, women don't like wussies that cry, e.g. "Mr Sensitive Ponytail Man" types)

I'm 23% also, and I concur with that opinion

:fire: :Pimp:

[BIG_DADDY]

The site told me to 'lighten up'.... said women prefer men with a 'softer side'.

Yea to walk all over and then cheat on when they find a REAL MAN

[Mr. Laz]

Damn... 30% :cuss:




lazarus
~wondering which third of his body is a salami hound??~ :eek:

[Andoverer]

A mere 25% gay here. I think I'll wait awhile to finish the interior decorating to lower that score a little bit more. I would assume everyone here chose to BE the 'footballer'instead of MEET the 'footballer'. That should be an automatic 50% non-gay score right there.

[BIG_DADDY]

wondering which third of his body is a salami hound??~

:LOL:

Hopefully not your backside.:eek:

[Coogs]

Whew! Wound up at 23%, but almost started panicing when the meter moved from 0% all the way over to 100% before giving the final results.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Originally posted by Andoverer
I would assume everyone here chose to BE the 'footballer'instead of MEET the 'footballer'. That should be an automatic 50% non-gay score right there.

Yep...your real gay caballeros tend to say they want to 'DO their favorite footballer'.

And what's with this 'lighten up, hetero man, real women want men to have a softer side'?

Did I ASK what you wanted, woman?

[Chiefnj]

Is a "footballer" some type of fetish that I am unaware of?

[milkman]

16%, to straight for this PC world according to them.

[Lightning Rod]

Ok I went in and re took the test apparently if you are male and like Lesbian porn it makes you more gay.

[The Rick]

Originally posted by BIG_DADDY


:LOL:

Hopefully not your backside.:eek:

Shouldn't you have included the old :hump: in your message?

:)

[KC Kings]

Ok I went in and re took the test apparently if you are male and like Lesbian porn it makes you more gay.

How does Pie Gazing make you gay????

It should not matter how many cooters are involved, or who is doing what , with who's parts, or lack of ones parts.

If you like looking at bare snatch, regardless of the situation, you are not gay.

[DJay23]

26% gay here.

[Mr. Christopher]

16% gay.

Thee guyth, I told you I wath thtraight!

:thailor:

[Logical]

10% just way to straight for these modern times. WTF does that mean?

[BIG_DADDY]

WTF does that mean?

That you should be spending a little more time doing things like......you know........a little hot tub, little weiner schnitzel. :LOL:

[Logical]

Hot tub okay but you can have the wiener schnitzel.:cuss: Ooops I guess that was the point of the test:LOL:

[Hoover]

20% Gay and proud of it. Do you guys or gays think I should buy a rainbow flag? ROFL

[stevieray]

20% here also.

Do they sell 1/5 rainbow stickers...?

[DenverChief]

:rolleyes:

[headsnap]

whew, I got it down to 26%:eek:

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by headsnap
whew, I got it down to 26%:eek:


You're repressing.

[redfan]

A full 1/3 stool pusher. 'Spose I'll have to bear that cross the rest of my life.

"We're here, we're one third queer, now give us some beer (a Corona with a lime in it)!" With the lime in it, that might be a little more than a 33% gay beer, though.

[headsnap]

Originally posted by Kevin



You're repressing.

Yes, I would redecorate that new flat!


can't wait til Frazod takes this test...

[Earthling]

Minus 10% gay.... It says I'm much too macho. Any of you mothers got a problem with that ?!!?

[Zebedee DuBois]

I'm a hetero-man with only 13% gayness.

I consider myself open minded to free exchange of ideas and discussion.

The other end of me is firmly closed to any kind of exchange.

[JOhn]

I refuse to divulge my results. Dam thing has to be rigged :cuss:

[headsnap]

I refuse to divulge my results. Dam thing has to be rigged
do what I did, keep taking the test until you get a satisfactory result. :eek:


BTW, mrs. headsnaps lesbian friend just scored a 63. ;)

[JOhn]

Originally posted by headsnap

do what I did, keep taking the test until you get a satisfactory result. :eek:




:cuss:

I just got more gay? :eek:

Well damm gonna have to retake it again.


(fyi, unlike kevin, I DO NOT think Gaz is cute :Lin: )

[Baby Lee]

(fyi, unlike kevin, I DO NOT think Gaz is cute )
JOhn, JOhn, JOhn. . . That response does not inspire confidence. It suggests Gaz does not measure up to the legions of guys you do consider cute.

ROFL ROFL

[Multi1]

0% gay.

I can live with that!

[Imon Yourside]

that's just the fake gay-o-meter...take the diceman quiz instead

i remember it to be

"either you suck **** or you do not suck **** there's no middle ground here"

either 0% or 100%

transtestacles=100% gay
biseguals=100% gay
straight=100% straight

[JOhn]

:D

After taking a brief rest, and discussing this with my wife ( :p :dom: ) I retook the test and apperantly my wife "cured" me? down to 5% :D

[duncan_idaho]

30%... not bad for an admitted dandy...

[RNR]

Originally posted by Zebedee DuBois
I'm a hetero-man with only 13% gayness.

I consider myself open minded to free exchange of ideas and discussion.

The other end of me is firmly closed to any kind of exchange. Thats the score I got I guess I should not cut hair my so often?

[memyselfI]

LOL,

'a straight laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out.' :D

[Ugly Duck]

Dang! 23% gay! I'm surprised and embarrassed. Just to reafirm my inner-macho, I think I'll go out and kick someone's a..........(oh my God!)....someone's head....(oh, no!)....someone's clavicle!

Musta been the les thing. You'd think they'd give hetero points for not wanting to look at naked guys.

[Hydrae]

16% of me is hiding in the closet. So long as it stays there, it is fine with me.

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by JOhn

(fyi, unlike kevin, I DO NOT think Gaz is cute :Lin: )

Yeah, you've always struck me more as the type who would go for Brad Pitt.:eek:

[Frazod]

Well, Frazod has checked in at 30%.

Would have been lower, but I had to answer the goddamn decorating question truthfully.....

:cuss:

[Spott]

20%

Now if I can just find out which 20% that is so I can go to the doctor and have it removed.

[mikey23545]

23%!!?!??!

Let me take the damn thing during football season!

[ClearmontChief]

Not bad...10% ...

90% straight!!!

[RNR]

Originally posted by frazod
Well, Frazod has checked in at 30%.

Would have been lower, but I had to answer the goddamn decorating question truthfully.....

:cuss: ROFL I think the hair cut and mabe the chick on chick answers did me in 13%

[Marty McDonald]

I checked in at 43%...answering the pubic hair question did me in.

:spock:

[Ugly Duck]

In a worried effort to find out why I'm so dang gay....I ran some stats on the respondant's responses. The average measure of ChiefsPlanet Gayness is 23%.

The Ten Gayest:
46% Jeff Croft
43% Marty McDonald
43% Kevin
42% Mark M
40% Gaz
33% e_train69
33% Brad Caudle
33% redhed
30% frazod
30% Lattimer

The Ten Manlyest:
10% Logical
10% StLewChief
13% Zebedee
13% RedNeckRaider
13% Devin Vierth
16% Hydrae
16% IAchiefsfan
16% milkman
16% Old Geezer
16% KC Kings

[KCWolfman]

Only 6%....

Although I was worried while I watched the meter calculating.

[tk13]

Originally posted by KCWolfman
Only 6%....

Although I was worried while I watched the meter calculating.

Now what did you really get...:D

I got a 20%

[KCWolfman]

Tk - Nope, true score.

Wasn't my momma's favorite
Don't pluck my eyebrows and
I don't think my best friend is sexy.

[memyselfI]

33% 'gay'

Probably wanting to be the doctor and not the nurse and the DIY answer 'did me in.'

[Mosbonian]

I join the crowd at 16%....

mmadog
***************

[Mosbonian]

My wife IS my best friend...

So not only do I think she is sexy....she told me I was right.

mmaddog
**************

[KCWolfman]

Mark - Excellent move!!!

I would agree with your statement as my wife is my confidant.

But I have known my best friend for 23 years and my wife for only 7.

[KCWolfman]

Actual Test

Gender - male
Have sex with - women
Name - Russ
Worried about getting older - no
Own a pair of leather trousers - no
Have lucky underwear - no
Pluck eyebrows - no
get haircut - when people start making fun of you
shave hair on head - no
mother's favorite - no
pierced below neck - no
good drivers make good lovers - no
go with someone for money - no
credit card to limit - no
obscene to spend more than 100.00 on a shirt - hell yes!
Rather be - Dog
When you were young - Cowboy
rather - Be favorite footballer
last time went to party - talked mainly to people I knew
trimmed pubic hair - yes
wash face with - soap
is best friend sexy - no
prefer - give flowers
involved in a fight on the street - yes
swung at a punching bag on fairgrounds - yes
move into apartment important to redecorate - no
DIY task - Do it yourself
better to be - smart and ugly
sleep with someone you don't know - at their place
given sex toy as present - no
use lubricant - no
get off on lesbian porn - yes
ever thought that you masturbate too much - yes

Russ is 6% gay
You're a walking talking red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times, Mate.

Ahhh, only in the 21st century can you be "too straight"

[Frazod]

Some of the answers that label one as gay are way off base, IMO.

For instance - the do-it-yourself work question: I generally hire someone. This doesn't mean I'm queer - it means I'M LAZY. And cheap, too, as I generally get one of handy friends to do it and then pay them in pizza and beer. :D

And where you sleep with someone you don't know - generally I lived close to bars, so I picked my place just for convenience. Hell, the car works, too, but it wasn't an option.

:rolleyes:

[Ugly Duck]

So.....I'm gayer than KCWolfman, but not as gay as Denise. That sounds about right. OK...I'm starting to get used to the notion of being partially gay. This BB has been a real eye-opener for me. First I find out that I'm a liberal. Then I learn that I'm 23% gay.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole finally gave in and took the damned thing. 10% gay.

WTF is with you people styling your pubes? If you're not a female, that ought to net you 40 "gay points" by itself. Sheesh.

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by Ugly Duck
In a worried effort to find out why I'm so dang gay....I ran some stats on the respondant's responses. The average measure of ChiefsPlanet Gayness is 23%.

The Ten Gayest:
46% Jeff Croft
43% Marty McDonald
43% Kevin
42% Mark M
40% Gaz
33% e_train69
33% Brad Caudle
33% redhed
30% frazod
30% Lattimer

The Ten Manlyest:
10% Logical
10% StLewChief
13% Zebedee
13% RedNeckRaider
13% Devin Vierth
16% Hydrae
16% IAchiefsfan
16% milkman
16% Old Geezer
16% KC Kings

Hey, it's not my fault that I was my mother's favorite. I was truly just a better person than the other kids.

And what's up with all the high-scoring people using their names, while the low-scoring people don't?

[KCWolfman]

Kevin - I have the lowest score. And although I don't use my name, I believe everyone here knows it.

[Ugly Duck]

Originally posted by Kevin
Hey, it's not my fault that I was my mother's favorite. I was truly just a better person than the other kids.No, Kevin....I don't think thats it. I was also a better person than my siblings, and I was my Mom's least favorite. Face it...you're almost half gay.

Originally posted by Kevin
And what's up with all the high-scoring people using their names, while the low-scoring people don't? .Interesting point - I didn't notice that. Maybe the folks that are self-confident enough to post using their names are just basically braver and more honest than us psuedonymers. Honest and self-confident enough to take the Gay Test straight up without revision or multiple tries to weed the gayness out of their scores. Maybe thats it....maybe the gayest of us have posted the lowest scores. Well...some of 'em, anyway. Maybe.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Originally posted by Ugly Duck
Maybe the folks that are self-confident enough to post using their names are just basically braver and more honest than us psuedonymers. ... Maybe thats it....maybe the gayest of us have posted the lowest scores.


I took the test twice, the first time pretty fast and got 13%. The second time, I considered the questions and tried to answer honestly, and still got 13%.

Any male who shaves or pierces below the neck is a gay episode waiting to happen.

I've always wondered a little about a particular verbal abuse that I've often heard. It ususally happens where the bully guy saying to the picked on guy says something like: You can suck my dick! This aways seemed illogical to me, as I would consider both the sucker and the suckee to be queer.

[Ugly Duck]

OK, Zebedee.....you're not gay. And you're right about the weird homo-type refrences from bullyer to bullyee. There's a Dolphin fan that posts on the Raider board that refers to us as his "b!tches" and talks about "bending us over." That seems kinda weird to me. I like it when Oakland beats Miami.....but a win doesn't cause me to visualize bending a Dolphin fan over as I call him "my b!tch." Kinda creepy, eh?

[KCWolfman]

Duck - Yup, my dad used to say

Pitchin' or catchin', you're still playing ball.

[Bob Dole]

So Bob Dole goes back and for grins, answers "Both" to the "Do you have sex with" question. Answered all the questions honestly like the first run through, and <b>still</b> came up as 10% gay.

Wouldn't a male saying they had sex with men up front sort of indicate a certain level of gayness?

[KCWolfman]

Bob proves that polls are nothing but unmitigated crap.

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by Robert_Dole
So Bob Dole goes back and for grins, answers "Both" to the "Do you have sex with" question. Answered all the questions honestly like the first run through, and <b>still</b> came up as 10% gay.

Wouldn't a male saying they had sex with men up front sort of indicate a certain level of gayness?

Maybe it depends on how you answered the "Are you a Catholic altar boy?" question.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Originally posted by Ugly Duck
OK, Zebedee.....you're not gay.

;)
Phew! Thanks U-Duck! I was worried that I was gonna hafta get a new wardrobe with $100 shirts, redecorate my flat like frazod, talk to strangers at parties, and bring them to my place for sex!

;)

[Fat Elvis]

I'm 33% gay :rolleyes:

I tell you what, the end of the test scared the crap out of me. You know, you've answered all the questions, and then that Gay-o-meter thing starts to go. Well, I thought it was revealing my "gay factor" or whatever, and when it hit 100% I about crapped myself. Then I saw the button that I had to press to see me score....

[Abba-Dabba]

I don't need a test to tell me where I like to stick it.

[ExtremeChief]

6% gay... streetfights and lack of haircuts help I guess

I would consider getting in touch with my feminine side, but I can't seem to find it...guess I'll touch my fiancee's...

Maybe if Phil loaned me his pink socks I could score higher...

ungay...

[jAZ]

Thought I would bump this given the new thread...

[Hel'n]

Wouldn't you know it! I come off somewhere in-between!!!!!

[MOhillbilly]

I would like to know WTF makes me 16% gay,if they only ****in new.
The shave your own head question wtf.

[Hel'n]

I would like to know WTF makes me 16% gay,if they only ****in new.
The shave your own head question wtf.

It wouldn't be your avatar would it?
;)

[Rain Man]

Bob proves that polls are nothing but unmitigated crap.

Neg rep! Neg rep!

[MOhillbilly]

It wouldn't be your avatar would it?
;)


You dont know what gender the pig is.:hmmm:

[Hel'n]

You dont know what gender the pig is.:hmmm:

You get a rep for that!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Mark M]

Wouldn't you know it! I come off somewhere in-between!!!!!

Must ... resist ... urge ... to ... make ... bad ... joke ...

MM
~~STFU

[Hel'n]

Must ... resist ... urge ... to ... make ... bad ... joke ...

MM
~~STFU

Give in the the dark side...

;)

[Mark M]

Give in the the dark side...

;)

So ... do your results on this test differ due to the:

1. Day of the week?
2. Phase of the moon?
3. Whether the sale at Penny's last weekend was in the men or ladies department?

MM
~~:hmmm:

[InChiefsHeaven]

A very manly, and obviously not modern, 10%. I can't help it. I just love pussy...:shrug:

[ROYC75]

I'm 33% gay :rolleyes:

I tell you what, the end of the test scared the crap out of me. You know, you've answered all the questions, and then that Gay-o-meter thing starts to go. Well, I thought it was revealing my "gay factor" or whatever, and when it hit 100% I about crapped myself. Then I saw the button that I had to press to see me score....

I did the same thing....think'n WTF ? Then I get a 26 %.... I need to lighten up ?

Damn....26 % is too much !

[David.]

33% the plucking eyebrows, shave my head, shave my pubes questions got me. Hey I'm a hygenic guy.

[InChiefsHeaven]

I was wondering what the "Do you think you masturbate too much" question has to do with gay\straight.

I freaked out at the end too. Then I got my 10%. 'Sall good..!

[ZepSinger]

36%.

Sure glad it didn't ask if you've ever worn makeup in public.. :(

[InChiefsHeaven]

36%.

Sure glad it didn't ask if you've ever worn makeup in public.. :(

..or in private...with women's underwear...ooops... STFU

[MOhillbilly]

33% the plucking eyebrows, shave my head, shave my pubes questions got me. Hey I'm a hygenic guy.


The shave your head one is bullshit,im not trying to look like rob halford but ive been shaving my brain bucket for 15 years.

On a side note.you pluck your eyebrows.

HA!HA!

[David.]

The shave your head one is bullshit,im not trying to look like rob halford but ive been shaving my brain bucket for 15 years.

On a side note.you pluck your eyebrows.

HA!HA!

you have a unibrow HA!HA!

[MOhillbilly]

you have a unibrow HA!HA!


Thats what you say in the mirror every morning.
Im sorry for you my friend.ROFL

[Duck Dog]

26%.

who knew it was gay to trim the pubs? :shrug:

[David.]

Thats what you say in the mirror every morning.
Im sorry for you my friend.ROFL

nah, I only pluck em every couple of weeks. You're not gonna make me feel gay for doing it either :shrug: I'd rather get laid than planet-cred :D

[MOhillbilly]

nah, I only pluck em every couple of weeks. You're not gonna make me feel gay for doing it either :shrug: I'd rather get laid than planet-cred :D


Having sex w/ other men wont get you pos. cred.:shake:

[David.]

Having sex w/ other men wont get you pos. cred.:shake:

Ha sorry to dash your hopes francis. This one's straight.

[jAZ]

26%.

who knew it was gay to trim the pubs? :shrug:
It's called being polite to the wife.

:D

[MOhillbilly]

Ha sorry to dash your hopes francis. This one's straight.

Straight compared to a Mnt. Highway.:shake:

[David.]

I'm straight compared to a Mnt. Highway.:shake:

hey, you're sexual preference means nothing to me. I'm no homophobe.

[MOhillbilly]

hey, my sexual preference means everything to me. I'm a homo.Have you told your parents?

[Hel'n]

So ... do your results on this test differ due to the:

1. Day of the week?
2. Phase of the moon?
3. Whether the sale at Penny's last weekend was in the men or ladies department?

MM
~~:hmmm:

1. Day of the week? Naw, always the same results... I'm a moderate
2. Phase of the moon? Naw, always the same results... see above
3. Never buy anything from the men's dept anywhere... 45 years was enough of that... so I figure I have another 40 to buy from the ladie's dept...
4. After all, the electricity in your house is AC, while your little train that runs around the Xmas tree is DC...
5. Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus... so I'm the only one from Earth... get off my planet!
6. Every child in the womb starts off female and then gets screwed up!

;)

[Slayer Diablo]

Says 20%; too straight for today's society.

[kczoo]

23% my wife is LHFAO!! ROFL

[elvomito]

13%... its says i'm way too straight for these modern times

[Pants]

20%. Because I trim my pubes...

[go bo]

like gaz, i got a 40%...

does this mean i have to sleep with denver chief??

[Hel'n]

like gaz, i got a 40%...

does this mean i have to sleep with denver chief??

no, it means you have to sleep with me...

:p

[David.]

I'm gay. Like, mega ultra gay. Super HERO GAY

wow that's cool I guess. :shrug:

[BigRedChief]

26% . I can live with that. I'm comfortable with my female side of my errogenous talents.

[MOhillbilly]

Im so gay my backdoor looks like a dillpickle jar


Why the need to comeout on this forum?:shake:

[Rain Man]

23% my wife is LHFAO!! ROFL


Have you informed her that one out of every four times you two have sex, it's girl-girl action?

[David.]

I'm so gay ANTON called me a flaming homo

jesus man take it to DC

[MOhillbilly]

My avy is a self pic.you like?

Dude,thats just wrong.Have you no shame?

[David.]

MINE TOO!

hey if men aren't getting it done for you. Go for those pigs. Whatever toots your horn :)

[journeyscarab]

20% gay and I think that is being too liberal.

[MOhillbilly]

hey if men aren't getting it done for you. Go for those pigs. Whatever toots your horn :)


YOU GOT NOTHIN.:rolleyes:

[UTChief]

23%

[David.]

YOU GOT NOTHIN.:rolleyes:

YOU got nothin :mad:

[Hel'n]

YOU got nothin :mad:

Yeah, but which of you has the bigger nuttin??? :p

[Rausch]

Yeah, but which of you has the bigger nuttin??? :p

[Hel'n]

picture of long red spikey thing...

that is too deep for me! ouch!

http://www.seykota.com/tribe/FAQ/2003_Aug/Aug_20-31/vibrator.jpg

:p

[Hammock Parties]

33 percent

[Pezman]

Good god Bob's your uncle... you wasted your 2000th post on a gayometer thread...

[Hammock Parties]

Good god Bob's your uncle... you wasted your 2000th post on a gayometer thread...

I have about 10,000 posts on this website.

[Pezman]

I know, I know... its kinda redundant... they should give you back your old post count... or grant you a star wars off-topic board. Hey, thats not a bad idea. Did you watch the DVD's yet?

[Hammock Parties]

I know, I know... its kinda redundant... they should give you back your old post count... or grant you a star wars off-topic board. Hey, thats not a bad idea. Did you watch the DVD's yet?

Nope...tomorrow I will start in on them.

It will be a day long remembered.

[Rausch]

I have about 10,000 posts on this website.

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

Well, I haven't been here constantly...not that I haven't tried.

I wonder what my total sum is between all the accounts.

[Rausch]

ROFL

Well, I haven't been here constantly...not that I haven't tried.

I wonder what my total sum is between all the accounts.

If you were as civil and mature then, as you are now, you wouldn't have to guess.

Welcome to "wish I wouldn't have ****ing done that" land...

[angel]

.

[Inspector]

23%

Gonna go find a mirror to see if I can figure which 23% it is.

[gblowfish]

Where's Gun rate after that comment to Gretz about Peyton Manning in the Shower???