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Rain Man
07-19-2018, 06:20 PM
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - In the Thunderdome (roaring audience present)
Starting Distance - 37 feet

Carr4MVP

Main Weapon - A star wars light saber (your choice of color)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - None

Kman34

Main Weapon - High-voltage cattle prod
Backup Weapon - Brass knuckles (both hands)

Prep Time - 8 Minutes
Special Factors - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will trail your opponent by 20 feet. At any point, you can summon him to charge your opponent from the rear and attempt a body slam. Can be used only once.
TLO
07-19-2018, 06:22 PM
Um... Yeah.

Light sabre wins.
Shoes
07-19-2018, 06:25 PM
I'm taking the light saber.
MarkDavis'Haircut
07-19-2018, 06:35 PM
Sweet, I got a lightsaber. My color is purple.

I have been waiting fervently for my matchup.

Kman34 comes at me with the cattle prod but it is all bull as my Byzantine royalty colored saber cuts him down.
TLO
07-19-2018, 06:37 PM
Sweet, I got a lightsaber. My color is purple.

I have been waiting fervently for my matchup.

Kman34 comes at me with the cattle prod but it is all bull as my Byzantine royalty colored saber cuts him down.

What's your plan for when the Rock charges you?
MarkDavis'Haircut
07-19-2018, 06:38 PM
A quick dodge followed by a saber slash.
TLO
07-19-2018, 06:39 PM
A quick dodge followed by a saber slash.

You've got my vote.
Kyle DeLexus
07-19-2018, 06:50 PM
Since lightsabers are not possible at this point in time, Carr4MVP basically has a kids toy that is a giant low lumen flashlight. I am going to vote for The Rock on this one since he is real.
digger
07-19-2018, 07:06 PM
https://image.smythstoys.com/original/desktop/160315001.jpg
I don't think this has the stopping power. Or any stopping power. Kman43 for the win...
Easy 6
07-19-2018, 07:13 PM
Kman34 wins this one hands down
Kman34
07-19-2018, 07:28 PM
The Rock and I have been consuming bath salts all afternoon so we are quite prepared to eat Carr’s face off... even if we are missing limbs..
Carr will be found with no face and a cattle prod up his ass...
Rudy tossed tigger's salad
07-19-2018, 08:21 PM
Pretty sure Carr4MVP is 80 years old
AndChiefs
07-19-2018, 08:22 PM
I'd have to assume this is a real lightsaber and not the toy...
MarkDavis'Haircut
07-19-2018, 08:24 PM
The Rock and I have been consuming bath salts all afternoon so we are quite prepared to eat Carr’s face off... even if we are missing limbs..
Carr will be found with no face and a cattle prod up his ass...

Damn. Well, if I am going to die, it might as well be memorable.
MarkDavis'Haircut
07-19-2018, 08:25 PM
Pretty sure Carr4MVP is 80 years old


If this was the Price is Right, you would be in trouble. :D
MarkDavis'Haircut
07-19-2018, 08:26 PM
https://image.smythstoys.com/original/desktop/160315001.jpg
I don't think this has the stopping power. Or any stopping power. Kman43 for the win...

I have years of experience with lightsabers. :D
kysirsoze
07-19-2018, 08:29 PM
Since lightsabers are not possible at this point in time, Carr4MVP basically has a kids toy that is a giant low lumen flashlight. I am going to vote for The Rock on this one since he is real.

I'd have to assume this is a real lightsaber and not the toy...

Need a ruling, Rainman!
threebag
07-19-2018, 08:34 PM
I'm taking the light saber.

Sounds uncomfortable
digger
07-19-2018, 09:29 PM
http://www.letssmiletoday.com/uploads/news_images/220-livestock-prods.jpg
Rain Man
07-19-2018, 10:57 PM
Need a ruling, Rainman!

This is a real light saber. The tournament has the money to obtain authentic weapons.
SPchief
07-19-2018, 11:13 PM
Is it a voice command to summon the Rock?
Buehler445
07-19-2018, 11:16 PM
Light Sabres aren't real.....soooo...yeah, dead as fuck via brass knuckles.

Cattle prods really don't do much.
Otter
07-19-2018, 11:37 PM
Light Sabres aren't real.....soooo...yeah, dead as fuck via brass knuckles.

Cattle prods really don't do much.


This is a real light saber. The tournament has the money to obtain authentic weapons.

It's hilarious that a lightsabers are where CP puts it's foot down on the authenticity of the CP Gladiator Tournament.
TimBone
07-19-2018, 11:47 PM
Real or not, Star Wars sucks. Kman and The People's Champ move forward.
Graystoke
07-20-2018, 07:32 AM
Light Saber all day
Chiefs4TheWin
07-20-2018, 07:57 AM
Is the rock in the form of the awful CG Scorpion king from the mummy?
Beef Supreme
07-20-2018, 08:13 AM
I can't smell what The Rock is cooking.
Rain Man
07-21-2018, 02:33 PM
We learn that a light saber can split a rock in two, and also a Kman34. Carr4MVP moves on to Round 2.
MarkDavis'Haircut
07-21-2018, 08:07 PM
We learn that a light saber can split a rock in two, and also a Kman34. Carr4MVP moves on to Round 2.

Hollywood is going to be pissed that I ended their cash cow. ROFL
ModSocks
07-21-2018, 08:27 PM
The Rock and I have been consuming bath salts all afternoon so we are quite prepared to eat Carr’s face off... even if we are missing limbs..
Carr will be found with no face and a cattle prod up his ass...


I'm convinced.