Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttock

[vailpass]

In case you needed any more evidence that the Japanese are some very odd ducks...

Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.

Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police.

The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported.

Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime.

“It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”

An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan.

Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges.

A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower.

Japan’s Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07/20/man-arrested-for-allegedly-killing-co-worker-by-forcing-compressed-air-up-his-buttocks.html

[frozenchief]

What an asshole

[dj56dt58]

Just reading that made me fart

[Simply Red]

They're dropping like flies.

[notorious]

Jfc

[Fish]

The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs

https://i.imgur.com/vNuND3W.png

[Baby Lee]

https://i.imgur.com/vNuND3W.png

Guessing wildly, but I would imagine there's a risk of embolism. Either air being forced into a vein, or subdural air creating a clot, that is carried to the heart and/or lungs.

[Dartgod]

Man, that blows.

[Graystoke]

This story is NOT a breath of fresh air

[loochy]

Guessing wildly, but I would imagine there's a risk of embolism. Either air being forced into a vein, or subdural air creating a clot, that is carried to the heart and/or lungs.

or just exploding the rectum and body cavity, causing massive internal bleeding
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[Dartgod]

Well that blows.
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[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Edward II sympathizes.

[Dartgod]

Well that blows.

Caught you before deleting.

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[ClevelandBronco]

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

[stumppy]

My first shop teacher made it a point to tell all of us 7th grade boys what would happen if you did this. He made damn sure none of us would be pulling a stunt like this.

[Dartgod]

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

And the Donkey fan wins the thread. Congrats!

[KCUnited]

Sounds like he caved under pressure.

[vailpass]

My first shop teacher made it a point to tell all of us 7th grade boys what would happen if you did this. He made damn sure none of us would be pulling a stunt like this.

Where exactly did you go to school that they felt this needed to be explained?

[stumppy]

Where exactly did you go to school that they felt this needed to be explained?

Do you think 7th grade boys might not know the damage that could cause?

[ModSocks]

Caught you before deleting.

https://i1.wp.com/www.metspolice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/9e3231b8_nelson-haha.jpeg?fit=280%2C224&ssl=1

LMAO

[ptlyon]

Do you think 7th grade boys might not know the damage that could cause?

Japs don't

[stumppy]

Where exactly did you go to school that they felt this needed to be explained?

You know, it's not like 12 year old boys are known for horsing around.

[redfan]

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...

[Flying High D]

Who wasn’t going to do this today before reading this?

[Hydrae]

Shocker

[Dayze]

I guess he didn't do well....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3wafhDIMU6w/hqdefault.jpg
under pressure.

[Baby Lee]

You know, it's not like 12 year old boys are known for horsing around.

Hey!

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[journeyscarab]

Reminds me of the South Park shop class episode

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[Baby Lee]

Shocker

2 in the pink, 150psi in the stink

[Baby Lee]

Reminds me of the South Park shop class episode

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Gawd dammit, I have bad timing!!

[BWillie]

When you are worried about someone blowing hot air up your ass, remember to always clinch your butt cheeks.

[booger]

If that don’t chap your ass I don’t know what will

[booger]

Takes your breath away just reading this

[booger]

He kept things loose in the shop frequently joking with his co workers telling them to blow it out their ass and shit like that

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

He literally got his shit blown away!

[booger]

He was pretty down lately and his friends tried anything just to pump him up

[Dayze]

So, these 'air compressors'.....
Do you need to have a permit to get one, or can anyone just walk in a buy one?
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTI2NDQ2OTY4M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTYyNjc4._V1_UY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

[booger]

His last words were blow me

[booger]

His tombstone will read don’t blow just suck

[journeyscarab]

Gives a whole new meaning to pumping sunshine up someone skirt.

[Flying High D]

Quit blowing hot air up my ass

[Beef Supreme]

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

We aren't topping this one. ROFL

[big nasty kcnut]

what a gasbag!

[Rain Man]

the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death.

https://i.imgur.com/vNuND3W.png


Maybe he blew his lungs out screaming.

[Skyy God]

I really want to comment on this, but can’t.

[ptlyon]

I really want to comment on this, but can’t.

Who'd you kill?

[vailpass]

I really want to comment on this, but can’t.

Blow me.

[SuperBowl4]

inflategate

[vailpass]

The best part about this is that it's apparently pretty commonplace in Japan. It's in their news there like gunshot victims in Chicago.

[Dayze]

https://media.giphy.com/media/QXGeMx9G6wsfe/giphy.gif

[KCUnited]

https://i.imgur.com/um98ZIu.jpg?1

[Skyy God]

Blow me.

Vaginitis flared up again?

[TLO]

2 in the pink, 150psi in the stink

I laughed out loud

[Baby Lee]

https://media.giphy.com/media/QXGeMx9G6wsfe/giphy.gif

If do right, no can defense.

[Dayze]

LMAO

[vailpass]

Vaginitis flared up again?

Uh, read it again.

[sedated]

I...had no idea this could kill someone

[SuperBowl4]

I...had no idea this could kill someoneI don't think even the show FORENSIC FILES has covered this form of DEATH - They had a blast working together -

[vailpass]

I...had no idea this could kill someone

It can kill the wee folk. We don't yet know if it will kill regular sized people. We might have found out but for Stumpy's forward-thinking shop teacher.

[Flying High D]

Maybe they were just trying to blow the worms out? Asking for my grandma, the worm checker.

[stumppy]

It can kill the wee folk. We don't yet know if it will kill regular sized people. We might have found out but for Stumpy's forward-thinking shop teacher.

Awww, still stinging from getting your stupid question thrown in your face.


ROFL
What a dumb fuck.

[Beef Supreme]

I'm surprised this prank hasn't killed a few people. Or maybe it has.

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[Otter]

Odd I haven't seen this on "1000 Ways to Die" or Darwin Awards.

[mdstu]

I served as a Mechanic in the Army for 20 years.

There are a lot of people that think stupid shit like this is hilarious.

Power washers, sharp tools, glue, solvents, things that make loud noises and most of all compressed air. I've seen plenty of people seriously injured by stupid horse playing. And yes I have had to protect my asshole from compressed air on more than one occasion.

As a matter of fact, during my first combat tour (Desert Storm '91) a guy in my battalion was killed by an unexploded bomblet found on the ground, because the guy that found it thought it would be funny to say "Hey, catch!" and toss it into the back of the shop van he was working in.

TL;DR? People are stupid.

[Flying High D]

I never found humor in people getting hurt. America’s Funniest Videos and Ridiculousness are two shows that people love to laugh at people getting hurt.

[Rain Man]

I served as a Mechanic in the Army for 20 years.

There are a lot of people that think stupid shit like this is hilarious.

Power washers, sharp tools, glue, solvents, things that make loud noises and most of all compressed air. I've seen plenty of people seriously injured by stupid horse playing. And yes I have had to protect my asshole from compressed air on more than one occasion.

As a matter of fact, during my first combat tour (Desert Storm '91) a guy in my battalion was killed by an unexploded bomblet found on the ground, because the guy that found it thought it would be funny to say "Hey, catch!" and toss it into the back of the shop van he was working in.

TL;DR? People are stupid.

Yikes. So the guy who was in the van got killed? That's messed up.

[gblowfish]

Power Kancho!

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Arikiri if ruled a suicide, perhaps

[mdstu]

Yikes. So the guy who was in the van got killed? That's messed up.

Definitely messed up. I forgot, there is one more.

War is over. We are packed up and convoying out of Iraq and back to our original base camp in Saudi Arabia. It took over a week to get back due to the logistics of moving so much equipment out of there. We sat for days sometimes waiting for a movement order.

Anyways, on the last day of driving, less than 20 miles from our camp. Two trucks in our convoy are playing around, trying to pass each other, and one of them loses control and crashes. The truck that crashed had two girls in it, best friends. Driver survived, but the passenger was crushed and killed instantly. That's messed up. Imagine you are that girls parents. Losing their child in a war, only to find out later she died a couple weeks after the war while playing grab ass on the highway.

[SAUTO]

2 in the pink, 150psi in the stink

I run 180 at the shop. It will fuck a person up

[Rain Man]

I run 180 at the shop. It will **** a person up

How do you know this?

[SAUTO]

How do you know this?

I've hit my self with the blow gun many times

[Rain Man]

I've hit my self with the blow gun many times

No offense, but you're completely misunderstanding how the pranking thing works.

[SAUTO]

No offense, but you're completely misunderstanding how the pranking thing works.

My shop teacher told us how bad it can hurt you. I've always taken it pretty seriously. Pranks aren't tolerated around my place

[Rain Man]

My shop teacher told us how bad it can hurt you. I've always taken it pretty seriously. Pranks aren't tolerated around my place

I don't tolerate pranks, either, but the downside is a lot lower at my place. Our most dangerous piece of equipment is a stapler.

I guess someone could get thrown out a window if a prank went wrong at my place, but a lot of things would have to go wrong.

[cabletech94]

after the bullshit day i had, this does not surprise me in any way. shove it up your ass, bob!

[SAUTO]

I don't tolerate pranks, either, but the downside is a lot lower at my place. Our most dangerous piece of equipment is a stapler.

I guess someone could get thrown out a window if a prank went wrong at my place, but a lot of things would have to go wrong.

Yeah, worst case scenario around the shop is death.

[Flying High D]

Yeah, worst case scenario around the shop is death.

How many times has that happened?

[SAUTO]

How many times has that happened?

Never at mine.

Young guy lost a hand a year or two ago across town.

[listopencil]

Definitely messed up. I forgot, there is one more.

War is over. We are packed up and convoying out of Iraq and back to our original base camp in Saudi Arabia. It took over a week to get back due to the logistics of moving so much equipment out of there. We sat for days sometimes waiting for a movement order.

Anyways, on the last day of driving, less than 20 miles from our camp. Two trucks in our convoy are playing around, trying to pass each other, and one of them loses control and crashes. The truck that crashed had two girls in it, best friends. Driver survived, but the passenger was crushed and killed instantly. That's messed up. Imagine you are that girls parents. Losing their child in a war, only to find out later she died a couple weeks after the war while playing grab ass on the highway.




While underway, a friend and I almost threw each other into the Suez Canal while horsing around. It would have been a really stupid way to get injured or killed. I am kind of surprised that I made it past 25 years old when I look back.