Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 31 - Pennywise versus digger

[Rain Man]

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Ice skating rink, both of you on skates
Starting Distance - 82 feet

Pennywise

Main Weapon - Bowie knife
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist

digger

Main Weapon - Battle Axe
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 15 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove

[Rain Man]

The more I look at this scenario, the more I want to see it in real life.

[The Franchise]

Someone is going to end up killing themselves in this match.

[Dartgod]

This one could be very close. I need to know...


Ice skating skills of each participant
Ice skating skills of the pit bull

[raybec 4]

Digger's first axe swing has to be at the dog or he's toast. He won't be able to swing twice on ice skates, Pennywise wins

[luv]

Is the angry pit bull comfortable with Pennywise? If not, I'd say he's 100% toast. I'm saying he's toast either way, though.

[digger]

Pitbull on ice will pull Pennywise down, Axe for the win.

[Dartgod]

Is the angry pit bull comfortable with Pennywise? If not, I'd say he's 100% toast. I'm saying he's toast either way, though.

The last time this one came up, the pit bull is trained to obey the commands of the person it is attached to.

[luv]

The last time this one came up, the pit bull is trained to obey the commands of the person it is attached to.

This might have changed my vote, but oh well.

[digger]

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[Rain Man]

The last time this one came up, the pit bull is trained to obey the commands of the person it is attached to.

Yep. The pit bull is trained to obey whoever is holding its leash.

[digger]

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[digger]

My left eye is stronger than my right. No worries.

[DJ's left nut]

Yep. The pit bull is trained to obey whoever is holding its leash.

That's all well and good, but have you ever seen a dog on ice?

He's gonna be dragging a big damn terrified dog around. Really, it's a coin flip as to which guy kills himself first, but that dog is such a massive problem for the guy stuck with it that I'm going with Digger.

[ThaVirus]

Growing up I was always more of a twin dagger, dual-wielded sword kind of guy, but the older I get the more I see the appeal in the battle axe.

Like, if I was transported to some gladiatorial arena and there's a wall with every known medieval weapon for my taking, I think I'd probably grab a katana or a battle axe at this point. Come out swinging like one of my Viking ancestors.

[Dartgod]

Yep. The pit bull is trained to obey whoever is holding its leash.

Is Pennywise able to cut the leash with his bowie knife? That dog is going to be a huge issue for him.

[digger]

Is Pennywise able to cut the leash with his bowie knife? That dog is going to be a huge issue for him. With or without the dog, he's toast.

[wazu]

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This swings it for me. A dog on ice attached to your wrist is probably more of a liability than an asset. Since dog is “welded” to him going to assume he can’t simply cut him loose.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Wielding a battle axe on skates is a lot harder than you might think.

Now I have to decide if the dog is enough of a hindrance to prevent one good quick stab with a Bowie knife.

[ThaVirus]

Wielding a battle axe on skates is a lot harder than you might think.

Know from experience?

[Buehler445]

Wielding a battle axe on skates is a lot harder than you might think.

Now I have to decide if the dog is enough of a hindrance to prevent one good quick stab with a Bowie knife.

Meh. When he goes down skate over. Turn the skates sideways and deliver the blow.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Know from experience?

ROFL The bigger question is who hasn't wielded a battle axe on ice skates!

[Rain Man]

ROFL The bigger question is who hasn't wielded a battle axe on ice skates!

If it's harder than using a halberd on ice skates, I want no part of it.

[listopencil]

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Pennywise wins.

[Rain Man]

Pennywise wins.


That dog seems to have it all figured out.

[digger]

An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist. If the dog it trained on ice, the dog pulls him down. If the dog is not trained on ice, the dog pulls him down. Battle Axe wins.

[Dartgod]

Is Pennywise able to cut the leash with his bowie knife? That dog is going to be a huge issue for him.

Rain Man, I need a ruling here. One of these guys life depends on it.

[Bowser]

Can we get this music to be played during this match?

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[Bowser]

And I think I'm leaning Pennywise. The dog will be a pain in the ass for him, especially if it gets spooked, but how many swings is digger going to be able to get on skates with a battle axe? At least Pennywise can maybe duck the first swing, get in as close as he can, and start jabbing away with that Bowie knife.....

[digger]

And I think I'm leaning Pennywise. The dog will be a pain in the ass for him, especially if it gets spooked, but how many swings is digger going to be able to get on skates with a battle axe? At least Pennywise can maybe duck the first swing, get in as close as he can, and start jabbing away with that Bowie knife..... Easier than swinging her:
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[Bowser]

Easier than swinging her:
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[Dartgod]

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ROFL

[Gadzooks]

The ability to skate is critical for this one. The difference between an experienced skater and a novice is like comparing the ground abilities of a new born deer vs. a fully grown cheetah.
The first one that claims they can skate will get my vote.

[Rain Man]

Rain Man, I need a ruling here. One of these guys life depends on it.

Nope. The dog is attached for the duration of the fight.

[digger]

The ability to skate is critical for this one. The difference between an experienced skater and a novice is like comparing the ground abilities of a new born deer vs. a fully grown cheetah.
The first one that claims they can skate will get my vote. Won't madder, that dog is taking him down.

[Gadzooks]

Won't madder, that dog is taking him down.

An experienced skater would have the ability to drag the dog in front of you with no problem while you try to catch your balance.

I've played a bit of hockey in my day and I could confidently say that I could take either position and win easily vs. a person who couldn't skate.

Your refusal to understand this basic principal has forced me to vote for Pennywise.

[luv]

Holy moly. What happens in case of a tie?

[listopencil]

That dog seems to have it all figured out.


All of the pitt bulls that I have ever interacted with were very, very intelligent dogs. Overly emotional but very intelligent.

[TLO]

Holy moly. What happens in case of a tie?

Doesn't appear tired anymore.

[Graystoke]

I would think digger would win this battle. That dog is a huge liability.
Skating with a Battle Axe, if you can skate, would be no big deal.
Wish this was my second round weapons because I can skate like Johnny Weir, but without the weird costumes.

[Rain Man]

Holy moly. What happens in case of a tie?

Detoxing loses.

[Graystoke]

Detoxing loses.

Why you gotta be that way?




It is funny though

[digger]

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[Pennywise]

I can flank that pit bull like a calf roper, pinch the red rocket, and shoot dog piss in the good eye.

This is easy. I win.

[digger]

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[cdcox]

Detoxing loses.

ROFL

[Rain Man]

There's more blood on the ice than a Clint Malarchuk pickup game, but in the end dog+knife>battleaxe. Pennywise moves on to Round 2 and a zamboni comes out to clean up digger.

[digger]

Godspeed sir...

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[Gadzooks]

There's more blood on the ice than a Clint Malarchuk pickup game.

Nice reference. I'd advise the kids out there not to look it up unless you enjoy beheading videos.

[Rain Man]

Nice reference. I'd advise the kids out there not to look it up unless you enjoy beheading videos.

I looked it up just to figure out the spelling, and I very much regret watching the video.