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Hammock Parties
07-25-2018, 09:53 PM
I'll consider all submissions before rejecting them and doing what I was going to do anyway.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-25-2018, 10:02 PM
Have Andy Reid be the chick with three tits

Molitoth
07-25-2018, 10:18 PM
Have Andy Reid be the chick with three tits

ROFLROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-25-2018, 10:23 PM
Richter has to be Smith, with Mahomes holding him down while the elevator rips his arms off and then tossing them off the platform. Of course, Smith could also be Sharon Stone during the "consider it a divorce," scene. Then again, Reid could be Arnold, pulling the tracker out of his nose that is actually Smith.

Marcus Peters could be the crazy ass guy that gets impaled by the jackhammer.

Hammock Parties
07-25-2018, 10:33 PM
Here's what I was thinking:

Alex Smith and Pat Mahomes ascend a scenic peak on Mars. They look out over Mount Arrowhead. Alex gently caresses Mahomes' helmet and they move on.

Alex takes a false step and tumbles over the side of a cliff. He smashes his helmet on a Titans logo, exposing him to the deadly Martian atmosphere, and begins to asphyxiate, eyes bugging out.

Suddenly he wakes up drenched in sweat. In bed next to him is Daniel Snyder.

Segue into Chiefs 2018 trailer featuring Total Recall-style opening titles.

Post credits: Mahomes watches Brett Favre on a monitor.

"You are not you. You are me."

"No SHIT?!"

FIN

Strongside
07-25-2018, 10:36 PM
Just make Phillip Gaines’ eyes pop out and we can call this thing a success.

Hammock Parties
07-25-2018, 10:36 PM
Another one:

Alex Smith shows up at the spaceport on Mars, and starts repeating "TWO WEEKS!"

Suddenly, he takes his head off to reveal he is actually Pat Mahomes.

Pat throws his fake Alex head to a bunch of Broncos, Raiders and Chargers.

"Catch!"

The head says "Get ready for a surprise" and explodes.

Hammock Parties
07-25-2018, 10:42 PM
Richter has to be Smith, with Mahomes holding him down while the elevator rips his arms off and then tossing them off the platform.

Do you know what Richter's favorite book is?

RealSNR
07-25-2018, 10:52 PM
Alex Smith sucks.

OOPS I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR THREAD, ELEAZER!

Rain Man
07-25-2018, 11:06 PM
The playoff losses could be symbolized by Arnold gasping for breath with bulging eyes.

Herm going for three all the time is of course symbolized by the three-breasted woman.

btlook1
07-25-2018, 11:41 PM
THIS!!!


Here's what I was thinking:

Alex Smith and Pat Mahomes ascend a scenic peak on Mars. They look out over Mount Arrowhead. Alex gently caresses Mahomes' helmet and they move on.

Alex takes a false step and tumbles over the side of a cliff. He smashes his helmet on a Titans logo, exposing him to the deadly Martian atmosphere, and begins to asphyxiate, eyes bugging out.

Suddenly he wakes up drenched in sweat. In bed next to him is Daniel Snyder.

Segue into Chiefs 2018 trailer featuring Total Recall-style opening titles.

Post credits: Mahomes watches Brett Favre on a monitor.

"You are not you. You are me."

"No SHIT?!"

FIN

Kman34
07-25-2018, 11:50 PM
Alex Smith is the little dude ( I can’t remember his name) growing out of Andy Reid’s chest..

Naptown Chief
07-26-2018, 01:04 AM
For a moment I got Total Recall and The Fifth Element mixed up.

If that were your project, I'd say Alex is definitely the gay/obnoxious Chris Tucker and all of his fans died a horrible death...

Naptown Chief
07-26-2018, 01:09 AM
For a moment I got Total Recall and The Fifth Element mixed up.

If that were your project, I'd say Alex is definitely the gay/obnoxious Chris Tucker and all of his fans died a horrible death...

Chiefs kingdom would be an innocent, and confused, Mila Jovovich unlocking the key to the universe... Patrick Mahomes

Skyy God
07-26-2018, 03:19 AM
Alex Smith is the little dude ( I can’t remember his name) growing out of Andy Reid’s chest..

Kuato

Deberg_1990
07-26-2018, 05:44 AM
Mahomes is definitely Colin Farrell

Molitoth
07-26-2018, 06:43 AM
Another one:

Alex Smith shows up at the spaceport on Mars, and starts repeating "TWO WEEKS!"

Suddenly, he takes his head off to reveal he is actually Pat Mahomes.

Pat throws his fake Alex head to a bunch of Broncos, Raiders and Chargers.

"Catch!"

The head says "Get ready for a surprise" and explodes.

I like this one.

displacedinMN
07-26-2018, 07:17 AM
Have Andy Reid be the chick with three tits

Two in the front and one in the back for dancing.

Chiefs4TheWin
07-26-2018, 09:22 AM
Eric Fisher is the black dude who can't seem to kill anyone with a giant drill. Bob Sutton is kwatto (Spelling) bulging out of Andy Reid.

ThaVirus
07-26-2018, 09:43 AM
Quaaaid. Start the reactor.

Molitoth
07-26-2018, 09:44 AM
I got 5 kids to feed.

ThaVirus
07-26-2018, 10:28 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdvaxcFPKdt9V5mM/giphy.gif

Tribal Warfare
07-26-2018, 11:24 AM
Kuato : Open your Mind

mikeyis4dcats.
07-26-2018, 11:35 AM
Have Andy Reid be the chick with three tits


thunder, stolen.

rico
07-26-2018, 11:46 AM
It’d be funny as hell if you made one based on A Clockwork Orange where Patrick beats up and throws the droogs (Alex, Cassel and Huard) into the river...

Kind of sucks that the main character’s name is Alex. Ugh.

Hammock Parties
07-27-2018, 04:22 AM
WIP

https://i.imgur.com/3sgHlkG.gif

Hammock Parties
08-11-2018, 04:47 PM
Can anyone do a good Carl Peterson voice?

NJChiefsFan
08-11-2018, 11:18 PM
Can anyone do a good Carl Peterson voice?

Condescending with a dash of inability to build offense and defense at the same time? That's a tough choice to copy.

Hammock Parties
08-11-2018, 11:52 PM
Don't touch that! Get away! Get back!

What are you afraid of? Turn it on.

Impossible! Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to the entire fanbase. Arrowhead will go into global meltdown. That's why I never drafted a QB.

And you expect me to believe you?

Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be traded, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.

I didn't want it to end this way, I wanted Alex back, but no... you had to be the starter!

I am the starter!

You're nothing! You're nobody! You're a stupid dream! Well, all dreams come to an end.

Chiefs4TheWin
08-12-2018, 01:22 PM
See you at the party Ricter.

kysirsoze
08-12-2018, 05:47 PM
I cannot fucking wait to see this.

RINGLEADER
08-12-2018, 06:53 PM
If you get it done by next week I’ll show it to the producer of the original TR when I see him at the end of the month.

Hammock Parties
08-12-2018, 07:57 PM
I cannot fucking wait to see this.

https://i.imgur.com/0XdDSeW.png

https://i.imgur.com/gW5fB7H.png

https://i.imgur.com/CCjK5RQ.png

Rausch
08-13-2018, 07:42 AM
WIP

https://i.imgur.com/3sgHlkG.gif

I think Indiana Mahomes is rich ground for part II...

Hammock Parties
08-13-2018, 06:53 PM
I think Indiana Mahomes is rich ground for part II...

"We're about to complete a great quest. The Lombardi Trophy, Dr. Mahomes."

"Oh....Raiders."

"This is it! Look! I'll throw to the first down marker!"

INDIANA MAHOMES IS ON THE QUEST OF A LIFETIME

BUT FOR SOME ADVENTURES, ONE MAHOMES IS NOT ENOUGH

"Dad?"

"Patrick?"

"Don't call me that PLEASE."

A RACE ACROSS THREE CONTINTENTS

"And in this sort of race, there's no wild-card for finishing second."

"Hang on dad, we're going DEEP!"

INTO THE OAKLAND OF THE ENEMY

"Raiders...I hate these guys."

"Our field position has not improved."

IN HIS SEARCH FOR THE LOMBARDI TROPHY

"How dare you miss me!"

"Are you crazy, don't throw between them!"

"Throw between them? Are you crazy?!"

"Where's my father?"

"In the belly of that black hole."

"Dad!"

"Patrick!"

"You call this football?"

"The quest for the Lombardi is not football...it's a race against evil..."

"Oakland has declared war on the Mahomes boys!"

"Those people are trying to sack us!"

"I KNOW DAD!"

"It's a new experience for me."

"Happens to me all the time."

INDIANA MAHOMES AND THE FIRST CRUSADE

HAVE THE ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE...KEEPING UP WITH THE MAHOMESES!

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Tribal Warfare
08-13-2018, 07:55 PM
"We're about to complete a great quest. The Lombardi Trophy, Dr. Mahomes."

"Oh....Raiders."

"This is it! Look! I'll throw to the first down marker!"

INDIANA MAHOMES IS ON THE QUEST OF A LIFETIME

BUT FOR SOME ADVENTURES, ONE MAHOMES IS NOT ENOUGH

"Dad?"

"Junior?"

"Don't call me that PLEASE."

A RACE ACROSS THREE CONTINTENTS

"And in this sort of race, there's no wild-card for finishing second."

"Hang on dad, we're going DEEP!"

INTO THE OAKLAND OF THE ENEMY

"Raiders...I hate these guys."

"Our field position has not improved."

IN HIS SEARCH FOR THE LOMBARDI TROPHY

"How dare you miss me!"

"Are you crazy, don't throw between them!"

"Throw between them? Are you crazy?!"

"Where's my father?"

"In the belly of that black hole."

"Dad!"

"Junior !"

"You call this football?"

"The quest for the Lombardi is not football...it's a race against evil..."




FYP

Hammock Parties
08-29-2018, 10:36 AM
It's happening

https://i.imgur.com/YRs0KPb.jpg

BossChief
08-29-2018, 10:44 AM
Stop teasing

Strongside
08-29-2018, 10:47 AM
LMAO

Molitoth
08-29-2018, 12:05 PM
MY BODY IS READY!

Hammock Parties
08-29-2018, 01:22 PM
You Are not prepared

Hammock Parties
08-29-2018, 03:46 PM
omg teh spoilerz

https://i.imgur.com/UMM4bgb.jpg