Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 10 - ExtremeChief versus Renegade

[Rain Man]

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Classic large yard with occasional trees
Starting Distance - 27 feet

ExtremeChief

Main Weapon - A batman-esque Penguin umbrella that shoots out sleep gas, If you can get within three feet.
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 15 Minutes
Special Factors - On your command and at any time, a herd of wild ostriches will be released and will run across your immediate combat area

Renegade

Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer
Backup Weapon - Bo Staff

Prep Time - 2 Minutes
Special Factors - You have a "small person" sidekick companion w/ small pocketknife

[Rain Man]

I'm going to have to think about this one.

[The Franchise]

How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?

[ClevelandBronco]

Would the combatants be allowed to mount the ostriches?

Better to ask whether they'd be allowed to ride the ostriches.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Leonard Part 6?

[Sofa King]

How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?

Important questions. Do the ostriches attack?

[Sofa King]

How long do they sleep?

[MagicHef]

How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?

Seems instant, but for some reason has no effect on henchmen.

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[Rain Man]

How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?

It's good for three shots and, as noted, has an instant effect.

Would the combatants be allowed to mount the ostriches?

Better to ask whether they'd be allowed to ride the ostriches.

They may ride the ostriches if they can mount them. Well, you know what I mean.

Leonard Part 6?

No aspiring models will be sexually assaulted while unconscious.

Important questions. Do the ostriches attack?

The ostriches are ostriches. I presume that you don't want to tangle with them if they get annoyed, but they're not trained attack ostriches.

How long do they sleep?

Based on Batman evidence, long enough to be tied to rockets or railroad tracks or sharks.

[TLO]

Seems instant, but for some reason has no effect on henchmen.

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But what effect does it have on Ostriches?

[Rain Man]

But what effect does it have on Ostriches?

I guess it depends on whose henchmen the ostriches are.

[TLO]

Everyone gets trampled to death by the ostriches. The little person is the last to die, somehow - and moves on to the next round.

[Hydrae]

Would the combatants be allowed to mount the ostriches?

Better to ask whether they'd be allowed to ride the ostriches.

Joust!

[Rain Man]

Joust!

That was a fun one.

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[Hydrae]

Typically a bo staff is 6 feet long so that can keep ExtremeChief far enough away to negate the sleeping gas. Hit him in the head a few times with that staff to made him woozy and send in the little guy to finish him off.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Then the midget...

[Bowser]

That was a fun one.

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Can't not hear it

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[kysirsoze]

The gas should be able to handle both Renegade and his assistant. That bow staff might land once, but that's it. Once they're down, take cover behind a try and call the ostriches. ExtremeChief wins.

[Rain Man]

Apparently Renegade's skill with the bo staff extends beyond three feet. He knocks the umbrella out of ExtremeChiefs's hand, then sends in the small person to finish him off. Renegade moves to Round 3.

[kysirsoze]

This is among the most baffling outcomes of the tournament.

[ExtremeChief]

Damnit.

[Rain Man]

Damnit.

The theory is that you accidentally gassed yourself.

[ExtremeChief]

The theory is that you accidentally gassed yourself.

The damn little dude got me.

Oh well. At least I'm still alive in the B-52 missions....

[KS Smitty]

This place and midgets. :shake: