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Hoopsdoc
08-23-2018, 08:30 AM
Police discover 200 embalmed penises during raid on a funeral home.

http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/22/bloomington-police-discover-over-200-penises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/
Rain Man
08-23-2018, 08:37 AM
In the modern world, we seldom get a news story that's entirely new and different. Kudos to you.

And who would use a mortician that looks like that? That's just asking for trouble.
Hoopsdoc
08-23-2018, 08:50 AM
I’m guessing this dude is looking at a stiff punishment.
Hog's Gone Fishin
08-23-2018, 08:51 AM
What a bunch of Dicks!
Jerm
08-23-2018, 08:54 AM
Shocked it wasn't in Florida....
stumppy
08-23-2018, 08:55 AM
I heard the plan was to stack all of them out front and start rubbing them until they turned into a copy of the Washington Monument.
Third Eye
08-23-2018, 08:56 AM
Definitely not fake. Totally real.
Rain Man
08-23-2018, 09:05 AM
Definitely not fake. Totally real.

I'm starting to think you may be onto something here.
ModSocks
08-23-2018, 09:09 AM
Dang. No wonder Richie Incognito was so pissed.
ModSocks
08-23-2018, 09:11 AM
I'm starting to think you may be onto something here.

The fake site didn't give it away?
Third Eye
08-23-2018, 09:12 AM
I'm starting to think you may be onto something here.

I don’t know about you, but when I see a news story followed by an infinite list of sketchy looks ads, I instantly feel the story has credibility.
stevieray
08-23-2018, 09:13 AM
that guy has balls..

oh wait.
Rain Man
08-23-2018, 09:18 AM
The fake site didn't give it away?

I had no reason not to trust the fake site, but I've learned my lesson now. It's fake for a reason.
Rain Man
08-23-2018, 09:19 AM
I don’t know about you, but when I see a news story followed by an infinite list of sketchy looks ads, I instantly feel the story has credibility.

Are there any news websites that don't have an infinite list of sketchy ads any more?
Third Eye
08-23-2018, 09:20 AM
Are there any news websites that don't have an infinite list of sketchy ads any more?

Are there any more credible news websites anymore?

Hyperbole aside, you do have a point though.
Prison Bitch
08-23-2018, 09:23 AM
Michael Sams just applied to work there
loochy
08-23-2018, 11:03 AM
Are there any news websites that don't have an infinite list of sketchy ads any more?

Yes, all of the ones that I visit with my adblocker enabled
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rabblerouser
08-23-2018, 04:45 PM
Fake news.

Foxnews-us is not Fox News or any real news outlet.
Rain Man
08-23-2018, 04:53 PM
Yes, all of the ones that I visit with my adblocker enabled
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Don't give me stories about your witchcraft.
Graystoke
08-24-2018, 08:02 AM
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

Who doesn't have shelves and shelves of penises?
Hoopsdoc
08-24-2018, 09:26 AM
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

Who doesn't have shelves and shelves of penises?

Trying to cut back myself. But it’s hard when you strangle tranny hookers on the weekends.
BryanBusby
08-24-2018, 04:56 PM
So that's where Bob Stoop was getting his supply for the ol' dick farm