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Deberg_1990
08-23-2018, 11:44 AM
For your viewing pleasure


https://terezowens.com/dak-prescott-coming-in-hard-with-a-leaked-dick-picture/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TerezOwens+%28Terez+Owens%29

stumppy
08-23-2018, 11:48 AM
ain't clicking on that

BigBeauford
08-23-2018, 11:50 AM
Peak Deberg.

Buehler445
08-23-2018, 11:51 AM
ain't clicking on that

Here either.

Bowser
08-23-2018, 11:52 AM
DeBerg ups his game

In58men
08-23-2018, 11:53 AM
Luv just broke a finger.

36 taps per second

Red Dawg
08-23-2018, 11:53 AM
There are 3 of you now. Its not gay if its in a three way.

BigBeauford
08-23-2018, 11:54 AM
Can someone provide a lengthy decription of the link?

DJ's left nut
08-23-2018, 11:57 AM
Seriously poor form, Prescott.

I mean c'mon - who sends a dick pic while fully erect? That's just rude, man.

Oh wait...I mean...I ain't clicking that, you bunch of homos.

Red Dawg
08-23-2018, 11:59 AM
Dallas will be answering questions about this soon. Clealy something he sent to woman.

Deberg_1990
08-23-2018, 12:01 PM
Dallas will be answering questions about this soon. Clealy something he sent to woman.

Unsolicited....or one of those revenge porn things?

DJ's left nut
08-23-2018, 12:02 PM
Dallas will be answering questions about this soon. Clealy something he sent to woman.

You think so?

I was putting my money on physician.

You're quite the gumshoe...

loochy
08-23-2018, 12:08 PM
Dallas will be answering questions about this soon. Clealy something he sent to woman.

Well yes...because he's not a known homosexual....so yeah, he sent it to a woman.

Discuss Thrower
08-23-2018, 12:11 PM
Also leaked is a pic of him getting head.


Noice.

KCUnited
08-23-2018, 12:11 PM
New Oikos Greek Yogurt commercial?

Jewish Rabbi
08-23-2018, 12:18 PM
A duck pick?

loochy
08-23-2018, 12:21 PM
A dack pick? ...but his name is spelled "dak"
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Bowser
08-23-2018, 12:23 PM
A dack pick? ...but his name is spelled "dak"
Posted via Mobile Device

<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/124qHhp74Mg9ri" width="480" height="256" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/dogs-brad-pitt-124qHhp74Mg9ri">via GIPHY</a></p>

loochy
08-23-2018, 12:30 PM
A dock pic? Does he have a nice country home with a pond?

https://odis.homeaway.com/odis/listing/c658679e-aef7-475e-b64e-45114d166821.c10.jpg
Posted via Mobile Device

vailpass
08-23-2018, 12:53 PM
ain't clicking on that

LMAO Everyone's first thought. Except Clay.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
08-23-2018, 01:10 PM
Where is the uncensored version? Can't find one. Sometimes I like to send an unsolicited Draymond Green dick pic to my friend with the hope that he looks at his phone in public. Would like to add this to the rotation.

Discuss Thrower
08-23-2018, 01:15 PM
Where is the uncensored version? Can't find one. Sometimes I like to send an unsolicited Draymond Green dick pic to my friend with the hope that he looks at his phone in public. Would like to add this to the rotation.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you do.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
08-23-2018, 01:21 PM
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you do.
I'm a millennial. I didn't grow up with pervasive homophobia. I can look at a an erect dick without any underlying fear. Having been exposed to porn before, I think I'll be just fine. I was one of the few who thought KCnative's post was absolutely hilarious.

Now where is my dick pic? This blurred shit is weak.

iDeaL
08-23-2018, 01:34 PM
Dallas will be answering questions about this soon. Clealy something he sent to woman.

As long as he doesn't drop to a knee while taking the pic he should get off scott free.

Radar Chief
08-23-2018, 01:35 PM
:shrug:

http://i63.tinypic.com/30daryc.jpg

Prison Bitch
08-23-2018, 01:39 PM
1. He was hacked

2. Ok he wasn't hacked, but...but someone called him the "N word" so

MahiMike
08-23-2018, 01:40 PM
Anyone else aroused about the upcoming season?

Flying High D
08-23-2018, 01:43 PM
Something is in that yogurt, this is the second one it has brought into a fray.

loochy
08-23-2018, 01:46 PM
I'm a millennial. I didn't grow up with pervasive homophobia. I can look at a an erect dick without any underlying fear. Having been exposed to porn before, I think I'll be just fine. I was one of the few who thought KCnative's post was absolutely hilarious.

Now where is my dick pic? This blurred shit is weak.

^Homo AF
Posted via Mobile Device

eDave
08-23-2018, 01:51 PM
That's a big dick.

Graystoke
08-23-2018, 01:54 PM
That's a big dick.

Not by CP member status. A land where all are Dicks are bigger and woman are hotter.
And yes...we can bench press 5000#

Strongside
08-23-2018, 01:56 PM
Dick Prescott

Nickhead
08-23-2018, 02:11 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/DY6CiLH-_YM" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WhiteWhale
08-23-2018, 02:12 PM
Dick Prescott

Dick Picscott

smithandrew051
08-23-2018, 02:14 PM
Dick Picscott

That’s gonna be my Fantasy Football team name. Thank you!!!!

notorious
08-23-2018, 02:15 PM
Dick Picscott

Dick Picscock.


Might as well go all the way.

gblowfish
08-23-2018, 02:19 PM
It was a picture of his dak?

WhiteWhale
08-23-2018, 02:19 PM
Dick Picscock.


Might as well go all the way.

That's evolution! :D

loochy
08-23-2018, 02:20 PM
He could have picked a more flattering angle
Posted via Mobile Device

Discuss Thrower
08-23-2018, 02:27 PM
That's a big dick.

Need to see it compared to a shampoo bottle.

Pitt Gorilla
08-23-2018, 02:29 PM
So, he's a little feller/CP

DJ's left nut
08-23-2018, 02:31 PM
That's a big dick.

Evidently he only dinks and dunks on the field...

(Full disclosure, I tried my best to come up with a 'only looks for the underneath route' joke here and just couldn't pull it off. My apologies)

ChiefsLV
08-23-2018, 02:34 PM
I wanna see uncensored Dak dick too.

loochy
08-23-2018, 02:48 PM
Need to see it compared to a shampoo bottle.

They appear to be roughly of the same size class
Posted via Mobile Device

TLO
08-23-2018, 02:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zGHQb4O.gif?2

eDave
08-23-2018, 02:49 PM
They appear to be roughly of the same size class
Posted via Mobile Device

The girth is misleading because of the pixels.

Baby Lee
08-23-2018, 02:49 PM
I hope he included a roll of deodorant for scale

EDIT: Gawd fucking damn it!! How am I ALWAYS 30 seconds late? . . . .

loochy
08-23-2018, 02:53 PM
The girth is misleading because of the pixels.

it's definitely not a pencil
Posted via Mobile Device

BleedingRed
08-23-2018, 02:55 PM
I'm a millennial. I didn't grow up with pervasive homophobia. I can look at a an erect dick without any underlying fear. Having been exposed to porn before, I think I'll be just fine. I was one of the few who thought KCnative's post was absolutely hilarious.

Now where is my dick pic? This blurred shit is weak.

Fag

eDave
08-23-2018, 02:59 PM
All ya'll motherfuckers look at porn so all ya'll motherfuckers see plenty of dick.

eDave
08-23-2018, 03:06 PM
Need to see it compared to a shampoo bottle.

Billay matches up pretty well.

Goldfish for scale:

https://i.imgur.com/GNXi55T.jpg

Dante84
08-23-2018, 03:53 PM
Girlfriend and I saw it on twitter yesterday while watching TV and had a good laugh. It’s crooked and short/stumpy.

Flying High D
08-23-2018, 04:13 PM
#crookedgnarlycock

UChieffyBugger
08-23-2018, 04:15 PM
OH SHIT DAK BE SLINGING THAT THANG!!!!....





I meant the ball guys, the ball *logs off*

eDave
08-23-2018, 04:22 PM
it's definitely not a pencil
Posted via Mobile Device

https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Big+pencil+source+tumblr_cfac07_5363474.jpg

RippedmyFlesh
08-23-2018, 04:32 PM
Not by CP member status. A land where all are Dicks are bigger and woman are hotter.
And yes...we can bench press 5000#

Where woman glow and men thunder...

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 04:33 PM
Impressive. Totally wood

ROFL

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 04:39 PM
BTW I have the unedited version if anyone wants it PM me.

Easy 6
08-23-2018, 04:46 PM
Luv just broke a finger.

36 taps per second

LMAO

TLO
08-23-2018, 05:05 PM
BTW I have the unedited version if anyone wants it PM me.

Can you give us a description?

JoeyChuckles
08-23-2018, 05:07 PM
LMAO Everyone's first thought. Except Clay.

Nah I clicked it. I've seen em before, and I'll see em again. It's blurred out, but you get the idea.

Baby Lee
08-23-2018, 05:08 PM
Goldfish for scale:

These goldfish pics are going to arouse Fire Me Boy, . . . unfortunately, the shift in blood flow will cost him another toe. . .

JoeyChuckles
08-23-2018, 05:09 PM
Can you give us a description?

Better yet, are MS Paint images allowed?

TLO
08-23-2018, 05:12 PM
Better yet, are MS Paint images allowed?

This is what I'm hoping for.

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 05:13 PM
Can you give us a description?

Girth is impressive, length no so much. Slight curve to the right starting halfway but nothing overly terrible. The tip is the best part, very full.

Judging from the pic he is probably some where between 6“ and 7“

eDave
08-23-2018, 05:18 PM
Better yet, are MS Paint images allowed?

Save as Huge_Black_Dong.jpg --> upload Huge_Black_Dong image to www.imgur.com --> right click over uploaded Huge_Black_Dong image --> copy Huge_Black_Dong.jpg image address --> post Big_Black_Dong.jpg to CP.

Have fun!

srvy
08-23-2018, 05:26 PM
QB just wants to be like Jerry.

Deberg_1990
08-23-2018, 05:35 PM
I’ve never taken a d*ck pic. Do women really like those things? Maybe I should try it?

RealSNR
08-23-2018, 05:35 PM
Girth is impressive, length no so much. Slight curve to the right starting halfway but nothing overly terrible. The tip is the best part, very full.

Judging from the pic he is probably some where between 6“ and 7“

Tip is the best part? Very full? What, like a sunflower?

eDave
08-23-2018, 05:37 PM
I’ve never taken a d*ck pic. Do women really like those things? Maybe I should try it?

My GF gets them from time to time from other guys she's met, worked with, etc.

I can tell you no, no they do not. Who the fuck sends them in the first place?

srvy
08-23-2018, 05:40 PM
My GF gets them from time to time from other guys she's met, worked with, etc.

I can tell you no, no they do not. Who the fuck sends them in the first place?

Dak Prescott for one

TLO
08-23-2018, 05:43 PM
Girth is impressive, length no so much. Slight curve to the right starting halfway but nothing overly terrible. The tip is the best part, very full.

Judging from the pic he is probably some where between 6“ and 7“


Gonna need an MS paint interpretation please.

eDave
08-23-2018, 05:47 PM
Dak Prescott for one

Weirdo's. The most recent one she got was from a guy who is in charge of community outreach for the new freeway going through our area. She took professional pics for he and his collegues. I assist in her photo shoots and was there for this one and clearly her boyfriend as well.

3 weeks later she received a selfie of him in his pool. A bit later, the dick.

I mean WTF?

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 05:48 PM
Tip is the best part? Very full? What, like a sunflower?

Yeah kinda. Some guys have very full heads other guys not so much.

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 05:50 PM
Gonna need an MS paint interpretation please.

Oooh. Gimme a few

Baby Lee
08-23-2018, 06:12 PM
Tip is the best part? Very full? What, like a sunflower?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Toad_3D_Land.png

ROYC75
08-23-2018, 06:21 PM
The Cowboys just inserted a new play in the huddle, it sorta like the Circle Jerk play they have.

This one's is called Jacka Dak !

fan4ever
08-23-2018, 06:22 PM
Seriously poor form, Prescott.

I mean c'mon - who sends a dick pic while fully erect? That's just rude, man.

Oh wait...I mean...I ain't clicking that, you bunch of homos.

ROFLROFLROFL

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 06:26 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Toad_3D_Land.png

:LOL: exactly

JoeyChuckles
08-23-2018, 06:34 PM
I’ve never taken a d*ck pic. Do women really like those things? Maybe I should try it?

Only, and I mean only, if you are in some sort of relationship with her already, and she's into it as well. No woman has ever liked one unsolicited.

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 06:36 PM
Only, and I mean only, if you are in some sort of relationship with her already, and she's into it as well. No woman has ever liked one unsolicited.


Haha. Gay men on the other hand like dick pics like straight men like titty pics. Anytime anywhere lol

Garcia Bronco
08-23-2018, 06:39 PM
Millennials are so dumb about taking pictures and their phones.

If you take a picture or video on your phone you might as well consider that you published it to the internet. Most of us don't care cuz it's like oh here's me and the family at the lake. You want to publish that? knock yourself out. But some of the more personal photos...dude...stop it.

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 06:42 PM
FTR Santonio Holmes (Pittsburgh Steelers WR) dick pic is much more impressive.

Discuss Thrower
08-23-2018, 06:45 PM
Haha. Gay men on the other hand like dick pics like straight men like titty pics. Anytime anywhere lol

Last time I got asked for a dick pic I sent a picture of a previous vice president. That curtailed any further requests.


Y'all gotta be more specific about which Dicks you want.

eDave
08-23-2018, 06:46 PM
Last time I got asked for a dick pic I sent a picture of a previous vice president. That curtailed any further requests.


Y'all gotta be more specific about which Dicks you want.

This is glorious.

I'd just send them a pic of Billay though.

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 06:50 PM
Last time I got asked for a dick pic I sent a picture of a previous vice president. That curtailed any further requests.


Y'all gotta be more specific about which Dicks you want.

:LOL: Thats good stuff

vailpass
08-23-2018, 07:34 PM
Haha. Gay men on the other hand like dick pics like straight men like titty pics. Anytime anywhere lol
LMAO
DC you hardly post anymore but a cock thread is posted and you appear like magic.
Do you guys in the lavender club have some sort of alert mechanism set up?

https://goo.gl/images/hXNYfr

Pitt Gorilla
08-23-2018, 07:51 PM
On a related note, big dick Nick is sucking tonight. Also saw that Smallwood guy get some touches.

Discuss Thrower
08-23-2018, 07:52 PM
LMAO
DC you hardly post anymore but a cock thread is posted and you appear like magic.
Do you guys in the lavender club have some sort of alert mechanism set up?

https://goo.gl/images/hXNYfr

The Mauve Hand is everywhere.

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 08:07 PM
LMAO
DC you hardly post anymore but a cock thread is posted and you appear like magic.
Do you guys in the lavender club have some sort of alert mechanism set up?

https://goo.gl/images/hXNYfr


ROFL

Easy 6
08-23-2018, 08:09 PM
On a related note, big dick Nick is sucking tonight. Also saw that Smallwood guy get some touches.

I bet you touch some Smallwood every night!

Pitt Gorilla
08-23-2018, 08:11 PM
I bet you touch some Smallwood every night! http://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg

ThaVirus
08-23-2018, 08:15 PM
Girth is impressive, length no so much

Judging from the pic he is probably some where between 6“ and 7“

https://media2.giphy.com/media/sauYjWmJJ18xW/giphy.gif

eDave
08-23-2018, 08:17 PM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/sauYjWmJJ18xW/giphy.gif

http://www.thecarycompany.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/6/26wr58_1_5.1459904300.jpg

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 08:20 PM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/sauYjWmJJ18xW/giphy.gif

what is the question

GloryDayz
08-23-2018, 08:22 PM
Well that makes three guys who have sent dick pics!

How about we not overreact?

ThaVirus
08-23-2018, 08:31 PM
what is the question

If the man's slanging 7" of wood he's putting most dudes under the table

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 08:41 PM
If the man's slanging 7" of wood he's putting most dudes under the table

7" is slightly above average.....I'm not super impressed until you start showing me 8.5 plus.

Flying High D
08-23-2018, 08:41 PM
If you’re gonna take a dick pic why would you include your face in the pic?

Discuss Thrower
08-23-2018, 08:42 PM
If you’re gonna take a dick pic why would you include your face in the pic?

They didn't watch Blue Mountain State.

Pablo
08-23-2018, 08:49 PM
I'm not super impressed until you start showing me 8.5 plus.Check your PMs.

vailpass
08-23-2018, 08:50 PM
ROFL

:D

Baby Lee
08-23-2018, 08:52 PM
If the man's slanging 7" of wood he's putting most dudes under the table

DC likes his boyz all up in dem guts. He gotta secret button up around L4-5 like a morphine drip.

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 08:52 PM
If you’re gonna take a dick pic why would you include your face in the pic?

Must be proud of what he is packin

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 08:53 PM
DC likes his boyz all up in dem guts.

lol - no, but I like more than a string to play with

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 09:05 PM
Check your PMs.

Damn dude thats impressive :wayne:

GloryDayz
08-23-2018, 09:10 PM
Everybody on CP has at least a 12" rooster, we all know that..

https://media.giphy.com/media/CaJT0zEGWHDoc/giphy.gif

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 09:11 PM
Everybody on CP has at least a 12" rooster, we all know that..

https://media.giphy.com/media/CaJT0zEGWHDoc/giphy.gif

ROFL

GloryDayz
08-23-2018, 09:15 PM
ROFL

Sorry, I'm drinking... Another night dealing with fucking Cisco! I'm feeling cocky!

lewdog
08-23-2018, 09:27 PM
Is this Fap material DenverChief?

Or will your peruse Redtube later for some better material?

DenverChief
08-23-2018, 09:31 PM
Is this Fap material DenverChief?

Or will your peruse Redtube later for some better material?

Who can slap the sausage around looking at still pics anymore? Videos or bust.

torrysix
08-23-2018, 09:39 PM
Yikes lol!

torrysix
08-23-2018, 09:41 PM
BTW I have the unedited version if anyone wants it PM me.

Could u please send it to me?

eDave
08-23-2018, 09:50 PM
Could u please send it to me?

You are not fooling anyone Billay.

RINGLEADER
08-24-2018, 03:56 AM
And here is the dick video:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceO8tRbd97I

TLO
08-24-2018, 08:32 AM
And here is the dick video:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceO8tRbd97I

A fake video? C'mon now. Give the people what they want.

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Discuss Thrower
08-24-2018, 08:52 AM
The fact the dancing bartender was hung over as fuck for this shoot yet still performed is a moment of unheralded heroism.

ROYC75
08-24-2018, 09:04 AM
Everybody on CP has at least a 12" rooster, we all know that..

https://media.giphy.com/media/CaJT0zEGWHDoc/giphy.gif

Damn, Denver has worked that cock over, it has a red head!