Mahomes' dad already gave his son a nickname, apparently

[RealSNR]

One he had growing up.

"Showtime"

Simple, but pretty good. Plus, we could make all kinds of neat Ron Popeil memes out of it.

What do you think?

https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2018/8/28/17789294/five-things-you-may-not-know-about-patrick-mahomes

[RealSNR]

Showtime Mahomes.

Just set it... AND FORGET IT

[BigRedChief]

No way. It’s taken.

[In58men]

Q

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=316472

Check the OP you fucking dump truck

[OnTheWarpath15]

http://media.giphy.com/media/IkOoxSvzCSses/giphy.gif


http://media.tenor.com/images/c182eb61de588048bf102dce07778c8c/tenor.gif

[Hammock Parties]

Patomic will stick.

[Easy 6]

I'm still partial to 'Money'

[OnTheWarpath15]

Patomic will stick.

Planes crash in the Potomac, but we don't play the Jets this year.

[RealSNR]

Who the fuck is Showtime? What do you mean it's been taken?

Sorry if that's a dumb question, but I'm honestly drawing a blank? The Showtime Lakers? That's a fucking team.

[KCUnited]

Skinemax

[In58men]

Who the **** is Showtime? What do you mean it's been taken?

Sorry if that's a dumb question, but I'm honestly drawing a blank? The Showtime Lakers? That's a ****ing team.

I bet he’s thinking about Primetime ROFL

[Molitoth]

Dunno why he needs a nickname.

Mahomes is fine. It's unique.

[Simply Red]

oh I bet his dad is a real nice person too!

[In58men]

Dunno why he needs a nickname.

Mahomes is fine. It's unique.

It’s because we’re starving for media attention and hearing his nickname on TV gives us some sort of gratification.

[Chiefnj2]

You don't choose a nickname, the nickname chooses you.

Showtime is meh.

[UChieffyBugger]

WELL SORRY PAT SENIOR BUT YOUR SON'S NICKNAME HAS BEEN DELIVERED BY YOURS TRULY TODAY. HE SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS "PAT MADRONES".

THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT.

[Chiefnj2]

"Pat Cajones"

[TLO]

Superbowl MVP has a nice ring to it.

[Garcia Bronco]

Patty Deuce needs no nickname.

[The Franchise]

WELL SORRY PAT SENIOR BUT YOUR SON'S NICKNAME HAS BEEN DELIVERED BY YOURS TRULY TODAY. HE SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS "PAT MADRONES".

THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT.

Nope.

[UChieffyBugger]

Nope.

Yes, no other name has come close to this work of art :) .

[kysirsoze]

Patty Deuce needs no nickname.

LMAO

[BigRedChief]

Who the fuck is Showtime? What do you mean it's been taken?

Sorry if that's a dumb question, but I'm honestly drawing a blank? The Showtime Lakers? That's a fucking team.been used by many boxers, UFC etc.

[Red Dawg]

been used by many boxers, UFC etc.

So? They are nobody's. This is a KC stud QB.

[MMXcalibur]

My fantasy football team name for this year is “Shout Out to Mahomes”.

That’s all I have to contribute.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Yes, no other name has come close to this work of art :) .

Calling him Alex Smith would be a better nickname than that shit

[BigRedChief]

So? They are nobody's. This is a KC stud QB.

So? It’s lame and meh to start with. Just because it’s not been used in the NFL doesn’t mean it’s not underwhelming. He deserves way better than a recycled nicknamed used for decades.

[Dayze]

Kid Dynamite

[Tribal Warfare]

http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/beetlejuice-its-showtime-gif-9.gif

[wazu]

http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/beetlejuice-its-showtime-gif-9.gif

This GIF every time a team gets "Mahomesed".

[UChieffyBugger]

Calling him Alex Smith would be a better nickname than that shit

And I suppose you've got a better name in mind right? :hmmm:

[Easy 6]

"Pat Cajones"

Wont stick, solid effort nonetheless

Nope.

Yep

[JakeF]

Nicknames should come naturally, forcing them is dumb.

[Dayze]

Fisty McPat

[stevieray]

Home Box Office

[Hammock Parties]

This GIF every time a team gets "Mahomesed".

No. This GIF.

https://i.imgur.com/kJd6r6o.gif

[Easy 6]

Fisty McPat

LMAO

[srvy]

The Bombardier.

Pat "The Bombardier" Mahomes

[threebag]

What’s terms has Mitch Holthus thrown out there?

[ROYC75]

Let this roll off you tongue. PMGM.

Patrick "Machine Gun" Mahomes

Throwing bullets and a few bombs!

[In58men]

Showtime is probably the best.


The worst possibilities.....

Patty Cakes

MaHomie

Patomic

Uncle Rico

[rico]

My fantasy football team name for this year is “Shout Out to Mahomes”.

That’s all I have to contribute.

Mine is Mahomes Don’t Play Dat!

[Hydrae]

Mine is Mahomes Don’t Play Dat!

Rollin with Mahomie

[milkman]

Playground.

[threebag]

Patty Ice or Patty Cakes

[stevieray]

Skinemax

[RealSNR]

been used by many boxers, UFC etc.

Boxing sucks. It can go die a slow painful AIDSy death just like golf.

[KC Hawks]

Better Than Watson

[Jerok]

Patty Cakes obviously

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Cahomes

[New World Order]

I like Showtime.

Book it.

[Fish]

Patomic will stick.

No, please no. Seriously, no this is the worst idea ever. No. No! Fuck NO!

[aturnis]

Playground.Playground Pat. Noice!

[Willie Lanier]

Sticking with Saint Patrick

But that's just my two cents

[NJChiefsFan]

Playground.

Honestly this is up there for me. The rest are so forced.

[Hammock Parties]

No, please no. Seriously, no this is the worst idea ever. No. No! Fuck NO!

https://media.giphy.com/media/14ceV8wMLIGO6Q/giphy.gif

[RunKC]

Every time I hear “showtime” I can’t help but think of this

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ot11DMJKhj8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Tribal Warfare]

http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/beetlejuice-its-showtime-gif-9.gif

Every time I hear “showtime” I can’t help but think of this

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ot11DMJKhj8" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

yep

[Couch-Potato]

Dunno why he needs a nickname.

Mahomes is fine. It's unique.


This is a fair point.

"Patomic Bomb" seems to be the nickname for his deep ball that will stick. "Ma'homey" is the most natural nickname for him, but unlikely for NFL commentators to adopt comfortably. I'd put my money on "St Patrick" from TV pundits, and "Ma'homey" from players.

[Couch-Potato]

Playground Pat. Noice!

I dig it

[KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN]

K.C. Masterpiece

[Calichiefsfam]

Peppermint Patty

[Tribal Warfare]

https://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article217638215.html


Showtime is PMII's official nickname since it pissed off Golden Tate and Lions Fans

If it breaks the internet and Twitter it becomes official and permanent.

[Beef Supreme]

Showtime is his official nickname because he's like watching softcore porn.

[Rain Man]

He said during the game interview that he liked Showtime, so that's got to be it. I'll still often refer to him as Patrick Mahomes II, though.

[stevieray]

he's like watching softcore porn.

Gayplanet

[Tribal Warfare]

Gayplanet

That's right Mahomos are everywhere and it's motherfucking fantastic

[stevieray]

That's right Mahomos are everywhere and it's mother****ing fantastic

Don't forget your skinny jeans and the saddle horn in your hair.

[Tribal Warfare]

Don't forget your skinny jeans and the saddle horn in your hair.

Indeed, but I can't wear skinny jeans because my quads are too damn big. I'm more dry hair look when you get past 23 years old then your pushing the epic douche look. I had long hair in my mid twenties though.