The Patrick Mahomes era begins tomorrow....

[TLO]

I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. Sleep will not come easy tonight. I am pumped for some CHIEFS FOOTBALL!

[Easy 6]

:kc:PBJ:kc:

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Wait, there's a game tomorrow?

[Hammock Parties]

I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.

I think it the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain.

I hope the ball can make it across the goal line.. I hope to see my QB, and shake his hand.

I hope the end zone is as red as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

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[lewdog]

Let’s ride!!!!!

[58-4ever]

I’m so hard

[eDave]

Prepare for mediocrity.

[58-4ever]

Prepare for mediocrity.

Prepare to die in a fire

[58-4ever]

Prepare for mediocrity.

Prepare to suck all of our cocks

[58-4ever]

Prepare for mediocrity.

Prepare for AIDS

[58-4ever]

Prepare for mediocrity.

Prepare for anal rape

[stevieray]

Long time coming.

Because Chiefs.

[eDave]

LOL

I meant this year, fellas.

Ouch

[The Franchise]

It’s going to be glorious.

I get to watch Mahomes throw the ball. And when I look out on the sidelines....there will be no Zombo or Amerson to ruin it.

[Marcellus]

Prepare for mediocrity.

Every motherfucker on CP needs to thumbs down eDave's post.

[Marcellus]

My boner has a boner.

[Strongside]

From the sound of it, the stands will be about 60% Chiefs fans. Awesome.

[staylor26]

It’s going to be glorious.

I get to watch Mahomes throw the ball. And when I look out on the sidelines....there will be no Zombo or Amerson to ruin it.

Hopefully Erving doesn’t immediately fuck this feeling up.

[MMXcalibur]

I wasn't going to buy tickets for this year's Chiefs/Chargers festivities in LA because the prices were starting to get a bit ridiculous.

...but I wasn't about to miss the true start to the Patrick Mahomes era. I'll be there tomorrow and I am more excited than any other Chiefs game in recent memory.

[58-4ever]

Every mother****er on CP needs to thumbs down eDave's post.

Or hold him down and stick our thumbs down his anus

[eDave]

Or hold him down and stick our thumbs down his anus

Niiice.

[Hammock Parties]

I have to deliver Amazon packages tomorrow starting at 8 am... going to be a race against the clock to get home for kick off.

I plan to break every USPS safety rule in the book.

[lewdog]

I have to deliver Amazon packages tomorrow starting at 8 am... going to be a race against the clock to get home for kick off.

I plan to break every USPS safety rule in the book.

ROFL

[TwistedChief]

I have to deliver Amazon packages tomorrow starting at 8 am... going to be a race against the clock to get home for kick off.

I plan to break every USPS safety rule in the book.

The postman bible said lots of things about rain and snow, blah blah blah. Said nothing about Mahomes. Get 'er done.

[eDave]

I know it was you Dog who up thumbed me. Peace on you bro.

[Marcellus]

I know it was you Dog who up thumbed me. Peace on you bro.

Goddamn now we have to thumbs down this post. :D

[eDave]

Goddamn now we have to thumbs down this post. :D

And may peace be unto you.

[Hammock Parties]

Some asshole doesn’t show up tomorrow to carry one of the routes I’m going to go postal

[RealSNR]

I know it was you Dog who up thumbed me. Peace on you bro.

I thumbed you last night, but it was when you were sleeping

[eDave]

I thumbed you last night, but it was when you were sleeping

Oh I remember, "dog".

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Let’s fuck !!

[Simply Red]

I thumbed you last night, but it was when you were sleeping

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[PmCakes]

technically it began after week 17 .Writing was on the wall after that game

[RealSNR]

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[Hammock Parties]

We better fucking win this game. I have Tuesday and Wednesday off and I plan to do nothing but make an epic video celebrating it, possibly with the score from Jurassic Park

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*Chiefs fan looks on in shock as he beholds Patrick MaHomesaur*

"how far can he throw?"

Andy: "well we clocked the Mahomesaur at 85 yards"

"you said you've got a Mahomesaur?"

"say again?"

Andy: "we have a Mahomesaur"

"Chiefs fan...my dear Chiefs fan...welcome...to DeepPassIt Park"

"they do move in herds"

*Andy Reid looks lovingly at a cluster of prehistoric 7s drinking deep from a red body of water*

Or maybe or Michael Giacchino's Star Trek.

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[Buehler445]

It can’t be effectively articulated how big this is in my fandom.

[SAUTO]

It can’t be effectively articulated how big this is in my fandom.

This.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Call in tomorrow, Clay

[Hammock Parties]

Call in tomorrow, Clay

I'm probably getting off at 2 or 2:30 anyway, that's usually how it goes.

I don't want to call off too much. If I get scheduled the week of the home opener, uh, guess who's calling off.

So if it's a 3PM start I'm going to risk it.

[Simply Red]

I'm probably getting off at 2 or 2:30 anyway, that's usually how it goes.

I don't want to call off too much. If I get scheduled the week of the home opener, uh, guess who's calling off.

So if it's a 3PM start I'm going to risk it.


Eat your Wheaties, tramp.

[Strongside]

I’m only up right now because there’s no way in hell I can sleep. And Herm’s got ASU actually looking legit. These kids are playing their asses off.