***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs Chargers Game Day Thread***

[FAX]

At long last, an incomparable and unparalleled day is upon us, Planeteers.

The Patrick Mahomes II Era begins with this game. May the Bolts fizzle and sputter as expected and may the New Chiefs begin their rise to greatness in dramatic fashion.

In lieu of a bunch of secret spoiler deals, I have composed a brief poetism in honor of the occasion. May it meet with your approval. Ahem ...

There once was a kid named Mahomes
Who had truly unique chromosomes
The Bolts were aghast
When the Chiefs scored so fast
And Mahomes incapacitated their ohms

There you have it, Planeteers. Go Chiefs!

(Sorry if re-post.)

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Tank u!

[Hammock Parties]

Legend OP

[Rasputin]

Fuck YEAH!!!



BOOM CH KA

[hometeam]

its the battle of the gameday threads

[Rasputin]

This one must prevail

[Simply Red]

<3

[Dartgod]

I deleted the other one.

[Simply Red]

This one must prevail

they'll merge - which is fine.

[Nickhead]

we'll be skippin' to mahomie' all the way to the EZ :D

[Simply Red]

I deleted the other one.

that's fine too - Josh will get plenty others, he's good as well.

[Dartgod]

they'll merge - which is fine.Nope, the other one has been vaporized. Its like it never existed.

[FAX]

I deleted the other one.

Mr. bigjosh had some awesome secret spoiler things though, Mr. Dartgod. Can you smush them in this one, maybe?

FAX THE FEELING BAD FOR MR. BIGJOSH RIGHT NOW

[hometeam]

Nope, the other one has been vaporized. Its like it never existed.

Too bad.. my man worked hard on the other one~

[Strongside]

BALLS DEEP

[Rasputin]

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[Simply Red]

At long last, an incomparable and unparalleled day is upon us, Planeteers.

The Patrick Mahomes II Era begins with this game. May the Bolts fizzle and sputter as expected and may the New Chiefs begin their rise to greatness in dramatic fashion.

In lieu of a bunch of secret spoiler deals, I have composed a brief poetism in honor of the occasion. May it meet with your approval. Ahem ...

There once was a kid named Mahomes
Who had truly unique chromosomes
The Bolts were aghast
When the Chiefs scored so fast
And Mahomes incapacitated their ohms

There you have it, Planeteers. Go Chiefs!

(Sorry if re-post.)


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[Simply Red]

Too bad.. my man worked hard on the other one~

Josh will get at LEAST 6 or 7 main threads - he will yield to FAX and have no qualms - I assure you. Big Josh is very wise.

[Rasputin]

I'm ready for Patrick BAMF Mahomes II era to begin !

[Nickhead]

am i the only one who atm cannot rewatch any chiefs game that includes alex smith as qb? i thought it would help me pump up for the season, but he just brings me down, so i no longer watch 'those games'. highlights are okay, just not full games :D

[bigjosh]

Nope, the other one has been vaporized. Its like it never existed.Thats fucked up man. That shit takes an hour with the ancient html on this site.

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[bigjosh]

Opening day ladies and gentlemen. This week our new look chiefs visit the Los Angeles Chargers out at their empty high school football stadium.

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Matchup and Recent History
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Betting Odds
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Weather Outlook
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TV Coverage Map
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[bigjosh]

Thats fucked up man. That shit takes an hour with the ancient html on this site.

Sent from my LM-Q710(FGN) using TapatalkThats why i keep a copy of it. [emoji3577]

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[Rasputin]

Fucking Dan Fouts. I'll have to listen to the radio but that feeds 3 seconds quicker than on tv so I'll have esp for the game.


Fuck Dan Fouts

[RunKC]

It’s time!

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT39D0vQIdFnu4tmjS/source.gif

[FAX]

I'm ready for Patrick BAMF Mahomes II era to begin !

So am I, Mr. KC Tattoo.

He converted me into a total believer when he made that pass to Stone Hands down the seam against the Donkey starters in 17 degree weather. His third pass in his regular season career. 35 yards in the air, I think. On a line. To a target the size of a playing card.

The Bolts won't know what hit 'em.

FAX THE PUMPED

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Josh’s work is and should be appreciated. It should even perhaps be included in the OP...

But FAX was the chosen one for this particular duty. Into battle we roll united..

[FAX]

I am so pleased that this thread now has secret spoiler deals. Thank you, Mr. bigjosh.

I bow to your skillset.

FAX

[Simply Red]

I am so pleased that this thread now has secret spoiler deals. Thank you, Mr. bigjosh.

I bow to your skillset.

FAX

LMAO

[Simply Red]

Josh’s work is and should be appreciated. It should even perhaps be included in the OP...

But FAX was the chosen one for this particular duty. Into battle we roll united..


Christ dude I've all but kissed his sphincter, what is it 'exactly' you want from me, anyhow?

[RunKC]

Josh’s work is and should be appreciated. It should even perhaps be included in the OP...


He started the game day thread for the Titans playoff loss. We saw the bad juju from that game.

Hell no am I risking it tomorrow on Mahomes in his first real start.

(nothing against Josh)

[Rasputin]

It’s time!

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT39D0vQIdFnu4tmjS/source.gif

Giggity Giggity Goo

[Coach]

It's Chiefs Football season!

[Simply Red]

It's Chiefs Football season!

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[Simply Red]

I can't wait to meet X Factor at the opener tailgates, I'm sitting on his lap!

[FAX]

am i the only one who atm cannot rewatch any chiefs game that includes alex smith as qb? i thought it would help me pump up for the season, but he just brings me down, so i no longer watch 'those games'. highlights are okay, just not full games :D

Nope. Same.

It's like looking at a photograph of the ugly-ass chick you thought you liked in high school. I'm a registered and documented fan of AS11, but he's with the Skins now.

Meanwhile, we've upgraded at the QB position and Wally is a bona fide QB Whisperer. Wally now has the quality clay he's needed to mold. It's blue skies and clear seas for a long while, now.

FAX

[digger]

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[Strongside]

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You’re too tall for that ride.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Some random player predictions:
Mahomes: 24-34, 286 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INTs
Watkins snags a TD
Erving gets raped by Ingram once on a twist/game
Houston and Ford combine for 3 sacks
Nelson grabs his first career INT

[SPchief]

, I'm sitting on his lap!

He'll like that

[bigjosh]

He started the game day thread for the Titans playoff loss. We saw the bad juju from that game.

Hell no am I risking it tomorrow on Mahomes in his first real start.

(nothing against Josh)To be fair, i started mr mahomes first gameday thread vs denver. [emoji1745]

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[rocknrolla]

ROFLROFLROFLI can't wait to meet X Factor at the opener tailgates, I'm sitting on his lap!

[Simply Red]

Some random player predictions:
Mahomes: 24-34, 286 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INTs
Watkins snags a TD
Erving gets raped by Ingram once on a twist/game
Houston and Ford combine for 3 sacks
Nelson grabs his first career INT

hmm interesting.

[Strongside]

Armani Watts gets a pick tomorrow.

[Simply Red]

I'm going to bed around 5am so I get up with around three hours to kill prior to kick off. My only gripe is; I have a bust ass week this week.

[Simply Red]

Armani Watts gets a pick tomorrow.

If he does I will have a 'no-hands' jizz moment.

[Simply Red]

ROFLROFLROFL

I swear I am and we're taking pics

[Simply Red]

To be fair, i started mr mahomes first gameday thread vs denver. [emoji1745]

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Just cool it with the numbered emojis - nobody knows what that means here - this isn't instagram

[bigjosh]

Just cool it with the numbered emojis - nobody knows what that means here - this isn't instagramApologies good sir. I assumed most are on mobile phones and see them. I kneel before your grace.

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[Ming the Merciless]

Yessszzz

[Rasputin]

Yessszzz

:toast:

Dilly Dilly

[Simply Red]

Apologies good sir. I assumed most are on mobile phones and see them. I kneel before your grace.

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I figured that was a lingo issue between desktop x mobile. No apologies necessary good sir. I'd have detected that sooner (prior to your indication) had I not been knee deep into the fire ball.

[Simply Red]

Yessszzz

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[Simply Red]

i can't believe how many planeteers are NOT posting tonight - color me disappoint.

[Nickhead]

I'm going to bed around 5am so I get up with around three hours to kill prior to kick off. My only gripe is; I have a bust ass week this week.

if the chiefs win, then it's a great week for you regardless.. wouldn't that be nice :D

[eDave]

Acid's full on now my babies. I love you all.

[Rasputin]

i can't believe how many planeteers are NOT posting tonight - color me disappoint.

Yeah we need more peeps posting




I'm pumped for this game like never before

[Rasputin]

Acid's full on now my babies. I love you all.

:toast:

Dilly Dilly

[eDave]

:toast:

Dilly Dilly

I think my cat is dying though. For real.

[Rasputin]

I think my cat is dying though. For real.

Give the cat an acid and it will be fine

[ROYC75]

I'm in for the win.

Just because!

[Rasputin]

This is going be a long day till game day



What's everyone cooking up


I've got pork riblets yum yum

[MMXcalibur]

Look for me in the stands.
I'll be the guy wearing red.

[Rasputin]

Look for me in the stands.
I'll be the guy wearing red.

You and 20,000 other Chiefs fans i hope they outnumber Dolts

[eDave]

Um, guys, what's going on here?

Did you see that chicken?

[Simply Red]

Acid's full on now my babies. I love you all.

apologize to Mr. FAX immediately

[Simply Red]

This is going be a long day till game day



What's everyone cooking up


I've got pork riblets yum yum

probably nothing astronomical - i've eaten poorly all week! Rice cakes?

[Rasputin]

probably nothing astronomical - i've eaten poorly all week! Rice cakes?

With jelly?

[eDave]

apologize to Mr. FAX immediately

sorry fax

WAit. But why?

[Rasputin]

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[Rasputin]

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Clay can do a video with this song for us

[Nickhead]

Um, guys, what's going on here?

Did you see that chicken?

i did, and it crossed the road all the while giving the opossum the finger :thumb:

ETA: to be fair i just popped a pain med and smoked a bowl, so i am prob seeing the same things :D

[eDave]

i did, and it crossed the road all the while giving the opossum the finger :thumb:

ETA: to be fair i just popped a pain med and smoked a bowl, so i am prob seeing the same things :D

Dude. I just accidentally negged you. Sorry m8y.

[cooper barrett]

I think, at least for me, that the Mahomes hype will come too a head in less than 12 making it one of the most anticipated Chief's games in maybe a decade.

Hopefully with better outcome than 1st round playoff games.

[Nickhead]

Dude. I just accidentally negged you. Sorry m8y.

first one in years, id be heartbroken if i werent high as hell ROFL

[FlaChief58]

I'm on vacation in St Augustine and am desperately trying to convince the Mrs that we should just chill at the camp site today. The fact that it doesn't start until 4 is definitely working in my favor. Wish me luck and GO CHIEFS!

[cooper barrett]

I'm on vacation in St Augustine and am desperately trying to convince the Mrs that we should just chill at the camp site today. The fact that it doesn't start until 4 is definitely working in my favor. Wish me luck and GO CHIEFS!

Have the wife post pics of your leash...ROFLROFLROFL

My SO only has one rule about watching the game together and that's changing venues at halftime. She has a point that watching the game with strangers is bad enough but doing so for 3 hours at the same place sucks.

[TimBone]

In for the muthafuckin' win!

[KChiefs1]

Christmas morning has finally arrived!

Let's do this!

[FlaChief58]

Have the wife post pics of your leash...ROFLROFLROFL

My SO only has one rule about watching the game together and that's changing venues at halftime. She has a point that watching the game with strangers is bad enough but doing so for 3 hours at the same place sucks.

Yes, me wanting to make my wife of 21 years happy definitely means I'm "on a leash"... Fucking dumbass

[Nickhead]

its a quarter to 10 pm. i can't get tired. i have to be up by 6 am to make kickoff. i know i still have time butt fuck me....

the anticipation builds!! :thumb:

[cooper barrett]

Yes, me wanting to make my wife of 21 years happy definitely means I'm "on a leash"... ****ing dumbass

Does she make you furnish your own ball gag?

[LoneWolf]

LETS YES THE TRAIN OF RED DOMINATE!!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Bad news . Asteroid to hit Earth at 3 oclock CT


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[Nickhead]

just had to admit to the wife, i cant get tired, dont wait up, and dont expect anything from me tomorrow, unless we win, then i will paint the house, and we have siding ROFL

[kc rush]

In. Curious how many Chiefs fans will be in that dinky stadium today.

[Dartgod]

Thats fucked up man. That shit takes an hour with the ancient html on this site.

Sent from my LM-Q710(FGN) using TapatalkSorry man, I appreciate your work. It was just bad juju to have two threads and deleting yours was all I could do from my phone.

[TwistedChief]

In. Curious how many Chiefs fans will be in that dinky stadium today.

One of them.

I'm just excited for the new era. Even if mistakes are made today on offense - which there will be - you still know the arrow is pointed up. I can't remember feeling that way ever before as a Chiefs fan.

[PmCakes]

With this defense it could be a high scoring shoot out. I've got Patty on my fantasy team let's go!!!

[Pointer19]

In4win

[Hammock Parties]

off to the fucking post office

pray for me bros

i am going to be as fast as reek today

[cooper barrett]

Thats ****ed up man. That shit takes an hour with the ancient html on this site.

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The powers that are could invest in a new version of Vbulletin software that isn't like using android 3.0.


"vBulletin 5 Connect costs $249.00 while vBulletin 5 Connect + Mobile Suite Bundle costs $399.00. vBulletin Cloud starts at $19.95 per month or $179.95 yearly."

It doesn't appear to be that big of an investment to move up from 3.8 to 5 but I'm not in charge of counting the nickels.

[cooper barrett]

off to the ****ing post office

pray for me bros

i am going to be as fast as reek today


Pussy.


You stated you were calling in sick.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Prepare to fire the RAPE CANNON

[Flying High D]

Too bad.. my man worked hard on the other one~

Too bad it couldn’t of got moved to the romper room. So, others could of enjoyed the hard work put into it.

[Coochie liquor]

Fuck yeah! Ready to see what the kid has to bring to the table. Excited that the game is actually going to be on reg TV here in Tampa Bay! Let’s go Chiefs!

[Pointer19]

I’m going to have to try to stream over my God-awful WiFi today.

[Rasputin]

They better sound the air raid sirens in LA today because there are going be bombs thrown by Patrick Mahomes II

[FlaChief58]

Does she make you furnish your own ball gag?

What you and your celly do after lights out has no correlation to my life

[Hammock Parties]

77 packages to go

[Pablo]

In for the win!

Patty gonna drop a bomb or two and Phil is gonna meltdown when it matters most.

GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!

[cooper barrett]

What you and your celly do after lights out has no correlation to my life

Ouch

I'm not sure I can recover from the deep emotional duress caused by transferring your fucked up and trying too cell (😀) it as mine. I heard you were popular when you did your time. Flashlight is not a good handle to have in prison.

You're the one on the leash, keeping mamma happy by missing the season opener and premiere of Mahomes as an NFL starter and the future of the Chiefs.

[BigRedChief]

Fuck yeah! Ready to see what the kid has to bring to the table. Excited that the game is actually going to be on reg TV here in Tampa Bay! Let’s go Chiefs!People in our group are so excited about Mahomes that even though the game is on TV locally, we are still getting off our couches and going to meet up and watch the game together.

[RunKC]

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The Mahomos are growing

[KChiefs1]

Charger fans are very confident. Hunt fumbles twice & Mahomes throws 3 interceptions. Chargers feast! Wow!

Locked On Chargers on the game.
Sorry it's through iTunes.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/locked-on-chargers/id1151558476?mt=2&i=419363047

[RedRaider56]

I need to find a game feed somewhere since they won't be showing the game in Texas....

[BigRedChief]

Charger fans are very confident. Hunt fumbles twice & Mahomes throws 3 interceptions. Chargers feast! Wow!

Locked On Chargers on the game.
Sorry it's through iTunes.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/locked-on-chargers/id1151558476?mt=2&i=419363047And that could happen. Maybe not to that extreme but, there is going to be some growing pains.

[CaliforniaChief]

I need to find a game feed somewhere since they won't be showing the game in Texas....

I've found Reddit to be great in terms of finding great streams with minimal overlays. Just Google reddit NFL streams and scroll down. Under the Chiefs/Chargers header, you'll find links.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

If Chargers fans want to expect a win, fine....

But only a fool would expect them to dominate a team that they haven’t beaten in five years, in 8 tries.

[RedRaider56]

I've found Reddit to be great in terms of finding great streams with minimal overlays. Just Google reddit NFL streams and scroll down. Under the Chiefs/Chargers header, you'll find links.

thanks!

[Titty Meat]

I deleted the other one.

Who made the other one?

[Coogs]

He started the game day thread for the Titans playoff loss. We saw the bad juju from that game.

Hell no am I risking it tomorrow on Mahomes in his first real start.

(nothing against Josh)

This is not his first real start. My wife and I were in the stadium in Denver to witness his first real start live. Tha can never be taken away from me/us.

[Tnerped]

Fuck yeah.

Excited for another year of people blowing gaskets.

[TLO]

77 packages to go

Hurry the hell up. We need you here making GIFs.

[carcosa]

READY 2 CUM

[wasi]

Go Chiefs!

[SAUTO]

Ouch

I'm not sure I can recover from the deep emotional duress caused by transferring your fucked up and trying too cell (😀) it as mine. I heard you were popular when you did your time. Flashlight is not a good handle to have in prison.

You're the one on the leash, keeping mamma happy by missing the season opener and premiere of Mahomes as an NFL starter and the future of the Chiefs.

That's about enough of your bullshit in the game thread.

[Red Dawg]

READY 2 CUM

Ok, lets just keep our composure here. Too early for this.

[Simply Red]

READY 2 CUM

get a sok

[gblowfish]

I'm like lunch meat.
I'm ready!

[Hammock Parties]

57 to go

[bigjosh]

Who made the other one?

Raises hand

[Simply Red]

57 to go

Excellent - keep us 'posted' - Get it?

[TwistedChief]

57 to go

3hrs to go at that rate. Get it done. I'm picturing something like the game Paperboy.

[CupidStunt]

Result aside, let's change the narrative from Watson to Mahomes. Of course, the results help, so hopefully the defense at least has a smidgen of self-respect.

[Simply Red]

3hrs to go at that rate. Get it done. I'm picturing something like the game Paperboy.

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[Buns]

My being has yet to grace Arrowhead Stadium for a game, but I will be at StubHub Center today. I will be wearing my favorite jersey, #31 Priest Holmes. And I will be eating nachos.

[TLO]

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AVGN did a Paperboy review a couple years back that might be appropriate to post as well.

In fact I think I'm going to watch that right now. I'd embed if I wasn't on my phone

[pugsnotdrugs19]

My being has yet to grace Arrowhead Stadium for a game, but I will be at StubHub Center today. I will be wearing my favorite jersey, #31 Priest Holmes. And I will be eating nachos.

Good deal!

[Simply Red]

AVGN did a Paperboy review a couple years back that might be appropriate to post as well.

Go for it.

[TLO]

https://youtu.be/5oH0rzY5zOA

[Pablo]

Pat gonna get a blowie on Fox here in a little bit apparently. Riddick and Randy Moss on ESPN did a little segment on him too. Everybody wants on that bandwagon.

[Molitoth]

I hate 3:00 games. I WANT A NOONER

[Pablo]

I hate 3:00 games. I WANT A NOONER

I love it for the first week. Get to watch all the morning coverage and go through the different games too. After that a nice little nooner will do the trick.

[Rausch]

I love it for the first week. Get to watch all the morning coverage and go through the different games too. After that a nice little nooner will do the trick.

I'm going to try and take a nap now. Doubt it happens but I have to work tonight so...

[RunKC]

Every analyst today:

“Chiefs have a young QB so they are going to struggle.”

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[Trivers]

That's about enough of your bullshit in the game thread.

thank you, MOD!

Keep it focused!

[Quesadilla Joe]

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[baitism]

Kid needs to change his name. Derwin? WTF?

[pugsnotdrugs19]

I think Derwin will be great but Sean Taylor is a stretch.

[Easy 6]

IN FOR THE WIN :arrow:

Gird your loins and buckle up tight, this is gonna be one fast moving thread

[bigjosh]

Every analyst today:

“Chiefs have a young QB so they are going to struggle.”

https://i.imgflip.com/1pq988.jpgI got you.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180909/fc47f03c4d4dd3ca9b592666cf763281.jpg

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[Hammock Parties]

40 to go

[Simply Red]

40 to go

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[bigjosh]

40 to goWe have a late game...

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[RealSNR]

Thats fucked up man. That shit takes an hour with the ancient html on this site.

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Maybe you should stop making gameday threads when we specifically asked another guy to do it in the other thread.

You don't get to start one every week. You were a bitch about all the preseason games, and you did the same for a bunch of weeks last year. You're not THE gameday thread starter.

[Simply Red]

Maybe you should stop making gameday threads when we specifically asked another guy to do it in the other thread.

You don't get to start one every week. You were a bitch about all the preseason games, and you did the same for a bunch of weeks last year. You're not THE gameday thread starter.

Gosh since you've purchased cable tv - you sure have been mean.

[Pablo]

Showed some Mahomes practice footage on FOX. Did a nasty little no-look and then some Favre type redzone scramble and double coverage TD throw.

[bigjosh]

Maybe you should stop making gameday threads when we specifically asked another guy to do it in the other thread.

You don't get to start one every week. You were a bitch about all the preseason games, and you did the same for a bunch of weeks last year. You're not THE gameday thread starter.

Go fuck yourself. I made 1 preseason game thread which ended up locked because you are a cunt that couldn't deal with it not having enough asterisks.

All the good posters here keep dying and disapearing, but for some reason we keep getting stuck with people like you.

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[KChiefs1]

Schrager on Fox sharing the Mahomes love.

[Easy 6]

SMIFF!

[Chief Pote]

I am so pleased that this thread now has secret spoiler deals. Thank you, Mr. bigjosh.

I bow to your skillset.

FAX

Mr. Fax, bigjosh may be talented, but he's no poet. :D

[KChiefs1]

Showed some Mahomes practice footage on FOX. Did a nasty little no-look and then some Favre type redzone scramble and double coverage TD throw.



Schrager loves him some Mahomes.

Also some Alex love too.

[displacedinMN]

Minneapolis actually has the Chiefs on network TV.

[siberian khatru]

Schrager loves him some Mahomes.

Also some Alex love too.

Schrager’s been a full-blown Mahomo for some time.

[Hammock Parties]

30 left but the but fucking managers just texted me to ask when I was going to be done

[TLO]

30 left but the but ****ing managers just texted me to ask when I was going to be done

HURRY THE HELL UP!! STOP POSTING ON CHIEFSPLANET AND FINISH YOUR WORK

[DaFace]

The powers that are could invest in a new version of Vbulletin software that isn't like using android 3.0.


"vBulletin 5 Connect costs $249.00 while vBulletin 5 Connect + Mobile Suite Bundle costs $399.00. vBulletin Cloud starts at $19.95 per month or $179.95 yearly."

It doesn't appear to be that big of an investment to move up from 3.8 to 5 but I'm not in charge of counting the nickels.This is an incredibly uninformed and naiive post, just for the record.

[Coogs]

30 left but the but ****ing managers just texted me to ask when I was going to be done

Isn't the PO closed on Sunday's?

[Rain Man]

I'm worried that not enough people are embracing the new Ermines name, which I believe is necessary to end the Arrowhead curse. But maybe Patrick Mahomes II can overcome it on his own.

I am headed down to the river to cleanse myself of the past 50 years and begin a new era of Chiefs fanship.

[Simply Red]

Isn't the PO closed on Sunday's?

well the store aspect of it is - but they've started delivering on Sundays - parcels - thanks to Bezos' Big Black Amazon cock.

[Simply Red]

I'm worried that not enough people are embracing the new Ermines name, which I believe is necessary to end the Arrowhead curse. But maybe Patrick Mahomes II can overcome it on his own.

I am headed down to the river to cleanse myself of the past 50 years and begin a new era of Chiefs fanship.


LMAO

[Pablo]

HURRY THE HELL UP!! STOP POSTING ON CHIEFSPLANET AND FINISH YOUR WORKHe's gonna finish his work. And as a reward, get some more work! How fun!

[Easy 6]

30 left but the but ****ing managers just texted me to ask when I was going to be done

Tell them you'll be done around 2:30, but you just received a troubling call about an urgent family matter that prevents you from staying any later than that

Family comes first, after all

[Simply Red]

GoChiefs did you set your DVR just in case?

[Rain Man]

The NFL is showing me the Patriots today for the early game, because they don't believe that that Patriots get enough attention. I'll watch reruns of The Office until the Chiefs game.

I can also get the 49ers and Vikings on another station in case I want to watch former Patriots quarterback Jimmy Garroppolo.

The Office is showing the episode about Michael Scott's birthday party.

[wazu]

The NFL is showing me the Patriots today for the early game, because they don't believe that that Patriots get enough attention. I'll watch reruns of The Office until the Chiefs game.

I can also get the 49ers and Vikings on another station in case I want to watch former Patriots quarterback Jimmy Garroppolo.

The Office is showing the episode about Michael Scott's birthday party.

I'd watch that Patriots game. Could be an upset, and Watson is fun to watch.

[TLO]

Are the inactives posted yet?

[Bob Dole]

well the store aspect of it is - but they've started delivering on Sundays - parcels - thanks to Bezos' Big Black Amazon cock.

I pass a USPS truck on my way to brunch almost every Sunday. Still weirds me out.

[Direckshun]

30 left but the but ****ing managers just texted me to ask when I was going to be done

This is surprisingly entertaining.

You are a factory of burst.

[Bob Dole]

Are the inactives posted yet?

I just looked, and no.

[Hammock Parties]

15 left and then we see what this asshole Wants

[Easy 6]

15 left and then we see what this asshole Wants

Head him off at the pass, like I said

[Direckshun]

Are the inactives posted yet?

Send a PM to Bob Dole.

I just looked, and no.

...oh. That actually worked.

[Rain Man]

I'd watch that Patriots game. Could be an upset, and Watson is fun to watch.

I miss football, but I have a policy of not supporting the NFL's Patriots policy. I might watch the game with the former Patriots quarterback, but I haven't seen The Office in a long time and it's a great show.

[WhawhaWhat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chiefs are going to be well-represented as usual in Southern California today. Plenty of Chiefs fans already at the stadium and kickoff isn&#39;t for almost another 4 hours</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/1038823419314237440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Maybe you should stop making gameday threads when we specifically asked another guy to do it in the other thread.

You don't get to start one every week. You were a bitch about all the preseason games, and you did the same for a bunch of weeks last year. You're not THE gameday thread starter.


ROFL

Asshole!

[RealSNR]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chiefs are going to be well-represented as usual in Southern California today. Plenty of Chiefs fans already at the stadium and kickoff isn&#39;t for almost another 4 hours</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/status/1038823419314237440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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It's not hard to fill up a high school gym or wherever the fuck it is the Chargers play

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've got a bad feeling penalties are going to haunt us today. Chris Jones is going to sack rivers and land on him and instead of a game changing play in our favor we get penalized and gives them a critical first down.

and then our secondary is going to be called on every pass play. I feel it.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Browns are going to beat the hell out of Pittsburgh today setting us up for another ass kicking,revenge game, by the Steelers next week

[Buck]

Good luck. May the best team win.

[ptlyon]

Good luck. May the best team win.

You as well! Glad having you here! :thumb:

[KChiefs1]

I've got a bad feeling penalties are going to haunt us today. Chris Jones is going to sack rivers and land on him and instead of a game changing play in our favor we get penalized and gives them a critical first down.

and then our secondary is going to be called on every pass play. I feel it.



So the refs are going to fuck the Chiefs again.

Same shit, different year.

[PAChiefsGuy]

LETS GO KC!!!! Mahomes era begins....

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Clay is gonna have to finish a slackers route ROFL

[ptlyon]

Head him off at the pass, like I said

HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS? I HATE THAT CLICHE!

[Rain Man]

I wonder if the Chargers will put their best cornerback on Tyreek today. Let's hope so.

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[MahiMike]

WOOT! WOOT!

[Baby Lee]

Cowher picked The Raiders as SB champs.

Can you get CTE in your chin?

[Molitoth]

All of this hype and the most excited I've been about football since 2003... and because Chiefs, I have this odd feeling that we are going to get our asses kicked today.

[Pablo]

It's not hard to fill up a high school gym or wherever the fuck it is the Chargers playWell, it's hard enough to find enough Chargers fans to fill a bus, let alone a high school gym.

[petegz28]

Hopefully no Bosa counters no Berry....

[petegz28]

I just looked, and no.

Bosa is out and Berry is likely out though not official on him yet. Those are the 2 notables I would think...

[Easy 6]

HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS? I HATE THAT CLICHE!

PBJ

[RealSNR]

FUCKING CBS AND THEIR SHITTY PROGRAM

YOUNG SHELDON FUCK YOU

[Hammock Parties]

Gotta take 20 packages off some scrub. I’m going to take 12 and Uncle Sam can blow me.

[Easy 6]

Cowher picked The Raiders as SB champs.

Can you get CTE in your chin?

He what?

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Of course his last name is Smith

[2bikemike]

Ok after a long off season I am ready for some football! Excited for the Chiefs future, I am prepared to be disappointed with the Chiefs D and rookie QB mistakes. But see a bright future ahead!

[Rain Man]

Don't be pessimistic, people. These are not the old cursed Chiefs. These are the Patrick Mahomes II Ermines we're talking about. The Ermines will be a whirling dervish of death biting down on the necks of the rest of the league.

I predict a 33-7 victory today, only because we choose to take a knee at the end on their 2 yard line.

[petegz28]

Don't be pessimistic, people. These are not the old cursed Chiefs. These are the Patrick Mahomes II Ermines we're talking about. The Ermines will be a whirling dervish of death biting down on the necks of the rest of the league.

I predict a 33-7 victory today, only because we choose to take a knee at the end on their 2 yard line.

did Bob Sutton stroke out?

[rydogg58]

He's gonna finish his work. And as a reward, get some more work! How fun!

That's exactly how the post office works. First one done, first one back out. Same as Clay, I'm out working today. Hopefully I'll be done by halftime.

[Hammock Parties]

16 to go

[lcarus]

The NFL is showing me the Patriots today for the early game, because they don't believe that that Patriots get enough attention. I'll watch reruns of The Office until the Chiefs game.

I can also get the 49ers and Vikings on another station in case I want to watch former Patriots quarterback Jimmy Garroppolo.

The Office is showing the episode about Michael Scott's birthday party.

They're showing Texans/Pats, Jags/Giants and the late game they're showing the Dallas game. So no Chiefs game in Tulsa this week. I knew it when I found out it was a 3:30 game. Damn it. Cowboys always trumps Chiefs here and it pisses me off.

That said if anyone finds a good acestream of the Chiefs game, please let me know.

[TLO]

****ING CBS AND THEIR SHITTY PROGRAM

YOUNG SHELDON **** YOU

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[PHOG]

At long last (almost), lets get this season started RIGHT!

[Hammock Parties]

ONE LEFT

[Easy 6]

A little something to help set the mood... give us some lovin', Pat

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[Ming the Merciless]

is anyone gonna use the discord server or mainly chat??

[Ming the Merciless]

wityh hot chocolate at QB


EVERYONE's a Winner


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[Rain Man]

I bet the Chiefs are all at the stadium now.

[Rasputin]

I bet the Chiefs are all at the stadium now.

So are all the Charger fan that is going

[Rasputin]

Houston needs to beast and Sutton needs to blitz Houston. I want to see Houston put Philip Cry Me a Rivers down.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Houston needs to beast and Sutton needs to blitz Houston. I want to see Houston put Philip Cry Me a Rivers down.

Some will scoff but I think Ford has a big game in him..

[Rasputin]

Some will scoff but I think Ford has a big game in him..

I hope he does too. He can do it but i think he needs motivated.

[Simply Red]

Some will scoff but I think Ford has a big game in him..

well he certainly has before.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I predict we'll have 5 sacks and 3 of them will draw penalties

[KChiefs1]

Not a shock but Berry inactive.

CHIEFS INACTIVES:

S Eric Berry

RB Darrel Williams

CB Charvarius Ward

OL Austin Reiter

OL Kahlil McKenzie

OL Ike Boettger

DL Justin Hamilton

[Titty Meat]

Cam Erving starting. Fuck.

[Easy 6]

I predict we'll have 5 sacks and 3 of them will draw penalties

Sad but true

[Marcellus]

Cam Erving starting. ****.

Where did you get that?

[Easy 6]

Where did you get that?

You didnt get the memo?

Wylie is todays swing tackle, Erving back in at LG

:shake:

[Priest31kc]

Home uniforms today. Yay.

[JakeF]

Berry inactive, here we go with this shit again.

[big nasty kcnut]

Hey folks I'm ready for another chiefs season time to make Phyllis regret some of his life decisions.

[Hammock Parties]

I MADE IT MAHOMES

https://i.imgur.com/Hl7GGRZh.jpg

[Titty Meat]

Where did you get that?

101 The Fox

[JakeF]

You didnt get the memo?

Wylie is todays swing tackle, Erving back in at LG

:shake:
Erving did just get the new contract.

[Easy 6]

Erving did just get the new contract.

Dont care

[TLO]

I MADE IT MAHOMES

https://i.imgur.com/Hl7GGRZh.jpg

What a pillowbitergot

[TLO]

What a pillowbitergot

*DISCLAIMER*

This is a joke for any mods with an itchy trigger finger.

[JakeF]

Dont careI understand that but the new contract does indicate that the coaching staff likes him.

[Rasputin]

ONE MORE FUCKING HOUR COME ON


GO CHIEFS!

[WhawhaWhat]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BelovedUnkemptKoalabear-size_restricted.gif

[TLO]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BelovedUnkemptKoalabear-size_restricted.gif

That clock keeps resetting every 5 seconds!d

Noooooooooo

[Buns]

http://imgur.com/a/sWQx0h8

[Ming the Merciless]

That clock keeps resetting every 5 seconds!d

Noooooooooo


sandy vagina keeps hoping this will mean that mahomes never starts

[Buns]

This post was a picture of the field but I suck at posting. Anyways, Mahomes just came on the field so bye!

[Rasputin]

This post was a picture of the field but I suck at posting. Anyways, Mahomes just came on the field so bye!

:whackit::rockon:

[suzzer99]

I just got offered a free ticket to Stubhub for today. Nahhh. Once was enough.

[Ming the Merciless]

This post was a picture of the field but I suck at posting. Anyways, Mahomes just came on the field so bye!


https://i.imgur.com/0zIye01.gifhttp://

[Rasputin]

This post was a picture of the field but I suck at posting. Anyways, Mahomes just came on the field so bye!

You should write for Penthouse Forum I would subscribe

[Hammock Parties]

Man I got back to the fucking post office and the goddamn doors were locked. I had three packages to drop off and I was worried the entire time some buttfuck manager was going to appear out of the ether and tell me to go do something.

They were HUGE packages, too. I had to walk around to the other side of the damn station, punch in the key code, walk THROUGH the office to the back door, unlock it, carry in those boxes one by one, sweating the entire time that some dick was about to pop out of an office.

Got the last package down, clocked the fuck out and RAN out of that station with a quickness.

[Rasputin]

Man I got back to the fucking post office and the goddamn doors were locked. I had three packages to drop off and I was worried the entire time some buttfuck manager was going to appear out of the ether and tell me to go do something.

They were HUGE packages, too. I had to walk around to the other side of the damn station, punch in the key code, walk THROUGH the office to the back door, unlock it, carry in those boxes one by one, sweating the entire time that some dick was about to pop out of an office.

Got the last package down, clocked the fuck out and RAN out of that station with a quickness.


Are you talking about the gay porn you're into?

[Ming the Merciless]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Crazy to me that TB is whooping New Orleans on the road.

[JoeyChuckles]

Gotta take 20 packages off some scrub. I’m going to take 12 and Uncle Sam can blow me.

Dude my insulin is in one of those.

[staylor26]

Crazy to me that TB is whooping New Orleans on the road.

With their backup QB.

Biggest surprise of the day so far.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

30 minutes bitches!

[Hammock Parties]

CP thumbs up representing in LA

https://i.imgur.com/oWtKEtI.jpg