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Marcellus
09-16-2018, 02:30 PM
10 TD's 0 Interceptions.

Time to crush this bullshit narrative.

pugsnotdrugs19
09-16-2018, 02:31 PM
Where’s Knowmo?

TLO
09-16-2018, 02:31 PM
TURNOVER MACHINE. WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE CHASE KEESUM! / Broncos Fans.

Nickhead
09-16-2018, 02:32 PM
even in college he had a 10/1 ratio: fake news alert that mahomes throws a lot of picks :D

MMXcalibur
09-16-2018, 02:32 PM
Chris Conley Turnover Machine

Hammock Parties
09-16-2018, 02:33 PM
Daddy was right.

Molitoth
09-16-2018, 02:33 PM
Calling Kevin Kietzman.

Imon Yourside
09-16-2018, 02:33 PM
HAHA man he just folds under pressure.... LMAO

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
09-16-2018, 02:34 PM
My friend is legitimately trying to make fun of him for the fumbled snap. The whole league is jealous. I love it.

Reerun_KC
09-16-2018, 02:34 PM
TURNOVER MACHINE. WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE CHASE KEESUM! / KK, Alex only and True Fans Fans.

Fixed and more correct.

SAUTO
09-16-2018, 02:34 PM
I was going to post this same thread ROFL

Hammock Parties
09-16-2018, 02:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/MbHKqLj.jpg

petegz28
09-16-2018, 02:34 PM
Calling Kevin Kietzman.

I wa gonna say, this has to be a KK thing, right? I remember when he was talking about all the throwing errors Escobar would have for the Royals.

stumppy
09-16-2018, 02:35 PM
23 / 28 326yrds 6tds

More tds than incompletions


Holy Shit!!!!

Molitoth
09-16-2018, 02:35 PM
I wa gonna say, this has to be a KK thing, right? I remember when he was talking about all the throwing errors Escobar would have for the Royals.

The dude all off season has stated how much of a mistake it will be to trade Alex Smith when we can keep him another season for ONLY 17mil or some shit.

Then desperately tries to back it by claiming that Mahomes is just like Favre and will throw a shitload of INT's.

rabblerouser
09-16-2018, 02:36 PM
Where’s Knowmo?

ROFL

carcosa
09-16-2018, 02:36 PM
I'm honestly sick of all the interceptions he throws!!!!!

DanT
09-16-2018, 02:36 PM
I believe he will stress opponents' offenses and cause them to take risks that lead them to turnover the ball to the Chiefs!

rabblerouser
09-16-2018, 02:37 PM
The dude all off season has stated how much of a mistake it will be to trade Alex Smith when we can keep him another season for ONLY 17mil or some shit.

Then desperately tries to back it by claiming that Mahomes is just like Favre and will throw a shitload of INT's.

But...Farve went to 2 SBs, won 1, and took his team to several championship games on his way to the HOF, right??

Bewbies
09-16-2018, 02:37 PM
Mahomes has looked the part since his first preseason game, but this year he's been better than I would have dreamed.

Looks like we literally have THE QB the rest of the world would want to build a franchise around if you only had 1 option. :)

Iconic
09-16-2018, 02:37 PM
Mahomes had more touchdowns than he did incompletions.

Let that sink in.

rabblerouser
09-16-2018, 02:37 PM
I believe he will stress opponents' offenses and cause them to take risks that lead them to turnover the ball to the Chiefs!

Absolutely

Bewbies
09-16-2018, 02:39 PM
Also Case Keesum is $18,000,000 per year. A bargain. A discount. A signing to be proud of.

And Paxton Lynch is no longer in the NFL. Trading up for a QB in round 1 is a good idea. Especially when your GM is an oat eating dumbass.

Molitoth
09-16-2018, 02:39 PM
But...Farve went to 2 SBs, won 1, and took his team to several championship games on his way to the HOF, right??

Yep, I'd take it even with interceptions.

We've seen what a safe QB that doesn't throw INT's get you... fucking bordem 1st round playoff losses.

Bwana
09-16-2018, 02:39 PM
Where’s Knowmo?

Probably hiding back under his rock.

Marcellus
09-16-2018, 02:41 PM
This week is going to be Mahomes sports radio and TV porn for 7 fucking days straight.

petegz28
09-16-2018, 02:42 PM
too bad all of our league leading primetime games are on the road except 1

suzzer99
09-16-2018, 02:43 PM
This week is going to be Mahomes sports radio and TV porn for 7 fucking days straight.

Yep, my productivity will be completely in the shitter again.

CasselGotPeedOn
09-16-2018, 02:46 PM
My friend is legitimately trying to make fun of him for the fumbled snap. The whole league is jealous. I love it.

What a sad pathetic friend you have

Bewbies
09-16-2018, 02:50 PM
This week is going to be Mahomes sports radio and TV porn for 7 ****ing days straight.

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Pitt Gorilla
09-16-2018, 02:51 PM
Donk fans are stupid.

RINGLEADER
09-16-2018, 02:53 PM
More TDs than incompletions.

Nice.

Chiefs have 3 seasons to go all-in, get rid of our defensive dead weight and bring in a stud pass rusher and CB. Draft for the future and win many Super Bowls.

Eleazar
09-16-2018, 02:55 PM
He’ll have to commit a turnover before this can be a narrative

Valiant
09-16-2018, 03:14 PM
I believe he will stress opponents' offenses and cause them to take risks that lead them to turnover the ball to the Chiefs!

Normally i agree. But defense and sutton say hello.

htismaqe
09-16-2018, 03:15 PM
More TDs than incompletions.

Nice.

Chiefs have 3 seasons to go all-in, get rid of our defensive dead weight and bring in a stud pass rusher and CB. Draft for the future and win many Super Bowls.

This defensive rebuild might take longer than 3 years unfortunately. They went all-in in the draft this year and came up pretty empty.

bsroyals54
09-16-2018, 03:17 PM
https://cdn.chatsports.com/cache/ef/76/ef766efc0011a6e67338b7e6fba56e6d-original.jpg

carcosa
09-16-2018, 03:17 PM
This defensive rebuild might take longer than 3 years unfortunately. They went all-in in the draft this year and came up pretty empty.

3 picks in the first 2 rounds this year. Gotta use them wisely.

NJChiefsFan
09-16-2018, 03:21 PM
Calling Kevin Kietzman.

Can you or someone tell me what KK's narrative was after the SD game? Curious what it was before I start hearing about his feelings after this game.

DRM08
09-16-2018, 03:25 PM
Can you or someone tell me what KK's narrative was after the SD game? Curious what it was before I start hearing about his feelings after this game.

He already jumped on the Mahomes bandwagon after the Chargers game.

DrunkBassGuitar
09-16-2018, 03:25 PM
I don't know shit about football. My takes are garbage. I can't even win in Madden on like the easiest setting.

And yet it was obvious even to me that Mahomes will be great. Even I was knowledgeable enough to realize that trading Smith to start Mahomes was a no brainer.

mr. tegu
09-16-2018, 03:28 PM
He already jumped on the Mahomes bandwagon after the Chargers game.


He was being pretty supportive as the season got closer. The 610 day shift guys continued the interception narrative though I didn’t hear them last week.

Marcellus
09-16-2018, 04:44 PM
Will be leading the league in TD's by a couple at the end of the day.

rocknrolla
09-16-2018, 04:49 PM
This week is going to be Mahomes sports radio and TV porn for 7 ****ing days straight.

Peter Srager on NFLN will won't be able to get up from behind the table tomorrow, hiding his HUGE Mahomes boner.

Nickhead
09-16-2018, 04:57 PM
Peter Srager on NFLN will won't be able to get up from behind the table tomorrow, hiding his HUGE Mahomes boner.

that table will be painted splooge white :thumb:

Bewbies
09-16-2018, 05:00 PM
This defensive rebuild might take longer than 3 years unfortunately. They went all-in in the draft this year and came up pretty empty.

It's too early to know that for sure.

Doesn't look like we have any superstars, but rookies rarely come in and dominate. I typically watch for them to look like they belong on the field by midseason.

Aside from Marcus Peters, what rookie can you think of on defense that came in and was just nails from game 1? Berry wasn't, Hali wasn't, DJ wasn't, maybe Poe?

Marcellus
09-16-2018, 05:01 PM
The defense sucks it may or may not get better, just enjoy the show its early.

KChiefs1
09-16-2018, 05:59 PM
Chris Conley Turnover Machine


I could have wrung his neck.

KChiefs1
09-16-2018, 06:00 PM
Calling Kevin Kietzman.


I hope he gets a lot of calls tomorrow.

OnTheWarpath15
09-16-2018, 06:04 PM
Will be leading the league in TD's by a couple at the end of the day.

Dude could fall off the planet and average 1.42 TD's a game for the rest of the season and still throw 30.

Could average 2.14 and still throw 40.

This kid is fucking special.

Dayze
09-16-2018, 06:06 PM
I hope he gets a lot of calls tomorrow.

That ****ing idiot would never let a call through that calls him out in his bullshit.
He’ll worm his way out of it and be sucking Mahommes dick by the bye week, and pretend he was on board the Mahommes train from the very beginning.....and wasn’t an Alex Smith sack hanger.

Hammock Parties
09-16-2018, 06:07 PM
Dude could fall off the planet and average 1.42 TD's a game for the rest of the season and still throw 30.

Could average 2.14 and still throw 40.

This kid is fucking special.

Aaron Rodgers is probably the gold standard for young QBs breaking out in their first season in the last 10 years.

He threw 28 TDs.

A bunch of records are going up in Mahomesmoke this year.

Garcia Bronco
09-16-2018, 06:08 PM
Patty Deuce has an epic start to a career.

Reerun_KC
09-16-2018, 06:13 PM
P-Bomb.

keg in kc
09-16-2018, 06:18 PM
You know, I never thought he was a turnover machine, but could we wait longer than 2 games to tempt karma like this? Christ.

Gravedigger
09-16-2018, 06:53 PM
That ****ing idiot would never let a call through that calls him out in his bullshit.
He’ll worm his way out of it and be sucking Mahommes dick by the bye week, and pretend he was on board the Mahommes train from the very beginning.....and wasn’t an Alex Smith sack hanger.

He's already doing that, all the 810 guys were getting in line. The only ones that are genuine about their affections are the Border Patrol. I'm looking forward to hearing SSJ tomorrow morning and how giddy he gets.

CasselGotPeedOn
09-16-2018, 06:55 PM
That ****ing idiot would never let a call through that calls him out in his bullshit.
He’ll worm his way out of it and be sucking Mahommes dick by the bye week, and pretend he was on board the Mahommes train from the very beginning.....and wasn’t an Alex Smith sack hanger.

C'mon man it's Mahomes, not Mahommes.

Bewbies
09-16-2018, 06:56 PM
I'm almost thinking I need to start looking for Super Bowl tickets cause it's going to be 10 miles from my house.

I'm putting the horse a few miles in front of the cart at this point... LMAO

dlphg9
09-16-2018, 07:00 PM
You know, I never thought he was a turnover machine, but could we wait longer than 2 games to tempt karma like this? Christ.

Karma isn't a thing and no, I'm never going to stop talking about him. He's going to be a HoFer. No doubt about it.

dlphg9
09-16-2018, 07:01 PM
I'm almost thinking I need to start looking for Super Bowl tickets cause it's going to be 10 miles from my house.

I'm putting the horse a few miles in front of the cart at this point... LMAO

You should have already bought them.

Bewbies
09-16-2018, 07:07 PM
You should have already bought them.

One of my good friends already has tickets.

I'm the guy who would tell you if I buy them KC will never make it. Injuries or whatever.

If I don't buy them they have a shot. LMAO

Demonpenz
09-16-2018, 07:13 PM
Geno Smith is going to also add the wrinkle of him running the ball.

suzzer99
09-16-2018, 09:51 PM
Aaron Rodgers is probably the gold standard for young QBs breaking out in their first season in the last 10 years.

He threw 28 TDs.

A bunch of records are going up in Mahomesmoke this year.

Another QB who sat for at least a year before starting. Remember when that was the norm instead of the exception?

I wonder if maybe the coaches in the 70s/80s were onto something, and being able to watch and learn for a year makes a big difference.

Marcellus
10-01-2018, 09:32 PM
14-0 through week 4 with a rushing TD.

Fuck yea bitches!

Clyde Frog
10-01-2018, 09:32 PM
14-0 through week 4 with a rushing TD.

**** yea bitches!

Meanwhile...Keesum still has more INTS than TD's ROFL

Bump
10-01-2018, 09:33 PM
0 interceptions and a running back that hasn't fumbled since his first NFL carry. Our turnover ratio is gonna be off the hook and we won't even be getting hardly any on defense lol.

staylor26
10-01-2018, 09:34 PM
Still calling him a “gunslinger” on SVP :rolleyes:

Buehler445
10-01-2018, 09:38 PM
Still calling him a “gunslinger” on SVP :rolleyes:

Right, but I laughed hard when she asked him about throwing the lefty pass and he said, "well, I'll try not to do that again." ROFL

Buehler445
10-01-2018, 09:39 PM
To be fair though, there could have been one tonight. Couple of bad throws.

Marcellus
10-01-2018, 09:41 PM
To be fair though, there could have been one tonight. Couple of bad throws.

Its going to happen but the kid has proven he isn't reckless with the ball and that what everyone was implying.

Best22
10-01-2018, 09:42 PM
To be fair though, there could have been one tonight. Couple of bad throws.

Happens to every QB

Only ones that matter are the ones that are caught

Marcellus
10-01-2018, 09:52 PM
Media is sucking up to him now like they just discovered a new 45 carrot diamond. Funny to watch.

Buehler445
10-01-2018, 09:57 PM
Its going to happen but the kid has proven he isn't reckless with the ball and that what everyone was implying.

Agreed. Kid is amazing.

carcosa
10-01-2018, 10:06 PM
He needs to stop thorwing picks!!!!!!

Pitt Gorilla
10-01-2018, 10:08 PM
I was told there’d be turnovers.jpg

Imon Yourside
10-01-2018, 10:08 PM
They're bitching about the playclock non call..meh we overcame so many bullshit penalties thanks to Showtime.

DRM08
10-01-2018, 10:08 PM
To be fair though, there could have been one tonight. Couple of bad throws.

That can be said of every QB in just about every game. Remember Aaron Rodgers' throw to the Bears on game winning drive in Week 1? The corner dropped it. Terrible throw by arguably the GOAT quarterback in a crucial situation.