The I want to whine about something thread

[dlphg9]

So before you decide to make a thread to bitch, piss, and moan in just put it in here. The official "I'm such a pessimistic baby that I can find something to bitch about, but I'll be courteous to the other posters and keep it in here" thread. So come one come all. What ya whining about today?

[carcosa]

Defense is. Very bad

[TLO]

BOB SUTTON IS THE DEVIL!

[Scorp]

We scored 3 points the second half.......thats all I got

[Rasputin]

Patrick doesnt' set the punter up very well

[Ron Swanson]

Stone Hands Harris still can't catch.

[dlphg9]

Defense is. Very bad

Defense was on the field alot though. Especially in the second half. I blame that dumb ass Demetrius Harris. Catch the fucking ball you worthless p.o.s.

[Easy 6]

Stone Hands Harris still can't catch.

This

His nickname should be The Big Maybe

[Trivers]

We are 3-0 and yet Denver will be favored next Monday!

[CaliforniaChief]

We don't have killer instinct. That comes from the sidelines.

To quote the franchise:

"BURY 'EM"

[WhawhaWhat]

Did Andy go vanilla on offense in the second half or did the 49ers figure them out?

[Sassy Squatch]

Did Andy go vanilla on offense in the second half or did the 49ers figure them out?
Vanilla.

[dlphg9]

We don't have killer instinct. That comes from the sidelines.

To quote the franchise:

"BURY 'EM"

We were in complete control of the whole game. If we really needed to score they would have.

[Nickhead]

i think san fran sustaining drives got the chiefs O out of sync :thumb:

[Bump]

I don't like the way Reid goes into the 2nd half with a huge lead, we need a specialty/situational sub head coach for 2nd half with huge leads.

[FAX]

Stonehands has ... stone hands ...

That's all I got.

Oh ... and Ragland is highly overrated and I think his knee isn't right.

FAX THE BITCHER

[eDave]

Crowd could have been better at times. Seemed to have lost their mojo for a bit there. Must have stopped selling booze.

And I consumed 50% of my gamely allotment of beer before it even started.

[FAX]

I don't like the way Reid goes into the 2nd half with a huge lead, we need a specialty/situational sub head coach for 2nd half with huge leads.

I don't like the way he's won every game this year with a (basically) rookie QB from a spread offense background.

Uh ...

FAX

[rocknrolla]

Stonehands has ... stone hands ...

That's all I got.

Oh ... and Ragland is highly overrated and I think his knee isn't right.

FAX THE BITCHER

Does a desert whore have stone hands?

[Bump]

I don't like the way he's won every game this year with a (basically) rookie QB from a spread offense background.

Uh ...

FAX

I'm kind of just joking, maybe still salty after those 2 playoff games when we went into halftime up 3 TDs and lost.

[FAX]

Does a desert whore have stone hands?

Soft and tender as granite riprap and broken Boone's Farm bottles, baby.

It's like being caressed by Korg on meth.

FAX

[big nasty kcnut]

I need more cheerleaders views!

[Bwana]

We are 3-0 and yet Denver will be favored next Monday!

Heh, I kind of doubt that.

[Jenny Gump]

It makes me cringe the fourth, fifth, and sixth plus times a game Patrick runs with the ball.

[Easy 6]

It makes me cringe the fourth, fifth, and sixth plus times a game Patrick runs with the ball.

Agreed, that little call down at the goal line was cringe inducing

We're not short on talent, do NOT risk the kid like that

[Zebedee DuBois]

We scored 3 points the second half.......thats all I got

We lost the second half 21-3.

[Imon Yourside]

The entire 2nd half sucked @ shouldn't have been that close.

[Molitoth]

Every time the chiefs get a nice lead, they go into the 4th Quarter playing Prevent defense and predictable "Eat clock" offensive play calling.
It's led to some of the biggest collapses in history and it's still happening weekly. (except for the Loss part)

I despise this garbage idea. Bob Sutton can eat a bag of dicks.

[crayzkirk]

I'm kind of just joking, maybe still salty after those 2 playoff games when we went into halftime up 3 TDs and lost.

My woman and I can't relax watching this team. From jumping offsides and ruining a good blitz, dropping a ball because you let it get to your gut instead of using your hands, the inability to play eyes up, heads up, wrap up defense and letting players run freely all over the field.

I've seen every kind of collapse from this team and until they prove that they won't do it again, I will be nervous.

Okay... realistically... the announcers are so bad. When do the Chiefs get the home team announcers?

[Demonpenz]

Mahomes thinks he can spin and make shit happen everytime. He is going to get hurt or picked off.

[T-post Tom]

Adriana Lima won't return my calls.

[Best22]

At 35-7, I was hoping for a final of something like 52-14

Oh well

[DRM08]

The defense is HORRIBLE. I feel like I'm watching Mahomes at Tech all over again.

[srvy]

I want to whine about the OP starting a whiney thread.

[Ming the Merciless]

Mikaela Hoover is 5'1" and not 4'9" and theres not more nudes of her

https://goo.gl/images/A85kMN

[dlphg9]

I want to whine about the OP starting a whiney thread.

Cool! This is the place for it!

[FloridaMan88]

No Hands Harris should never be allowed on the field on third down.

[RedRaider56]

The defense is HORRIBLE. I feel like I'm watching Mahomes at Tech all over again.

makes two of us

[RedRaider56]

Not getting chiefs game broadcast in Texas and relying on video streams to watch the games.

[Hoover]

Mikaela Hoover is 5'1" and not 4'9" and theres not more nudes of her

https://goo.gl/images/A85kMN
Nobody wants to see "nudes" of Hoover, not even Hoover.

[Ming the Merciless]

Lol that took me longer than it should to get it

[Kman34]

Mahomes only threw 3 TDs today....

[T-post Tom]

Mark Ratner went after the wrong girl. Every knows Linda was the hot one. :cuss:

[Buns]

I am sick of the D being out of position and leaving players wide open. I can't blame Scandrick for not being able to tackle Kittle, but that was pretty bad to watch.

[Chief Pagan]

Mahomes only threw 3 TDs today....

He did under throw Hill and he had the really bad over throw (Robinson? ) that could have been deep TDs.

I don't understand why nobody is panicking about this.

[UK_Chief]

Vanilla offence stopped me squirting

[Rasputin]

Mahomes only threw 3 TDs today....

I hope he snaps out of his slunk this week.

[WhiteWhale]

I can't stop watching Mahomes football porn and my entire life is falling apart.

I'm addicted. HELP!!!

[Rain Man]

Maine has speed traps.

[dlphg9]

Maine has speed traps.

It's too late for you. You already made the thread!

[JoeyChuckles]

The 49ers out-gained the Chief's "amazing" offense, on the road, in our home opener.

We may not win another game this year.

[BigRedChief]

I had season tickets for 12 years with shitty QB’s. Fuck you Mahomes for being born in 1995.

[Rain Man]

It's too late for you. You already made the thread!

People are telling me that I can't whine in the whining thread.

[Coochie liquor]

I ate 4 extra cheesy grilled cheese sandwiches and haven’t pooped in a month.

[bigjosh]

Someone got me an iced coffee today with way too much sugar.

[eDave]

I can't stop watching Mahomes football porn and my entire life is falling apart.

I'm addicted. HELP!!!

They've begun talking about Chiefs/Rams in conjunction.

[Mr. Wizard]

The real problem with Mahomes is that he keeps throwing the ball beyond the line of scrimmage. In addition, when it's 3rd down he throws the ball PAST the first down marker. THIS CAN NOT CONTINUE ! Please bring back the days when plays were not so....um..... unpredictable.
It's just so stressful watching us score all the time in the first half. I am wore out and need a nap at halftime then Mr. Wizard wakes me up and says, "Andy is letting them back in the game again".
Then I have to get up and start drinking again and watch our defense get scored on like a bordello on free token night.
It's just SO GOLDURN STRESSFUL. Can you guys help me out please? Are there any teams I could be a fan of that just slowly lose? THAT WOULD BE SO NICE!

thanks so much for listening.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm getting laid off at the end of the year.

[SAUTO]

I'm getting laid off at the end of the year.

That sucks buddy.

[Rasputin]

I got bored in the first half with all those touchdowns but then i saw MVP in the second half and i knew we would win. Long live Dustin Colquitt leg

[New World Order]

It sucks waiting 7-8 days to watch this offense.