Uber Joplin?

[Great Expectations]

Anybody here driver an Uber in Joplin?

http://www.joplinglobe.com/news/joplin-couple-accuse-uber-driver-of-sexual-assault/article_663ca21c-cd05-11e8-b2e4-2be8444a05be.html

[Don Corlemahomes]

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This guy looks like the kind of person who would sodomize you after ubering you home.

[cabletech94]

just saw his mug shot on tv.

guilty!

[Simply Red]

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This guy looks like the kind of person who would sodomize you after ubering you home.

The **** - I know this guy!

[Great Expectations]

The **** - I know this guy! His name is Arec

Does he drive an uber car in Joplin?

[Don Corlemahomes]

The **** - I know this guy! His name is Arec

Er, it's actually Malachi.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/malachi-murdock-28428994

[BWillie]

The **** - I know this guy!

How....?

[Simply Red]

Er, it's actually Malachi.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/malachi-murdock-28428994

now the picture isn't showing up. he must post here. ROFL

[BWillie]

I'm always amazed by these sexual assault stories. I'm not saying I don't believe them - quite the opposite - I know how horny some guys are. I was always just too lazy when drunk - unless they were someone I thought I might want to actually date - I'm not going to go out of my way to compete with the other raging drunk idiots. It was always amusing to me how hard horny guys tried to get laid - I would get a kick out of it.

[Simply Red]

they look VERY close to the same person - but the dude I know has a different name - knew him just from a group on FB.

[FAX]

Firewater bad.

FAX

[Don Corlemahomes]

now the picture isn't showing up. he must post here. ROFL

Still showing up for me

[Rukdafaidas]

This story just doesn't add up. They invite the guy up to their apartment after a night of drinking. They invite him to stay the night. He does the woman while her man is in the same bed. Then they wait 5 days to go to the police.

[Simply Red]

Yeah it's gone away from me - but I don't do LI

[Don Corlemahomes]

5 days

[Rukdafaidas]

5 days

Yeah, I went back in and channged it. Still, that's kind of weird. Wouldn't you think the woman would have tried waking up her boyfriend while she was being "sodomized"?

[Don Corlemahomes]

Yeah, I went back in and channged it. Still, that's kind of weird. Wouldn't you think the woman would have tried waking up her boyfriend while she was being "sodomized"?

Yeah, I agree. Seems pretty strange.

[BWillie]

Yeah, I agree. Seems pretty strange.

Sometimes it takes 40 years to report it - as seen in the me too movement. You can't question the accuser. Are you victim blaming??!?!

[alpha_omega]

Sounds like a whole group of dumb people.

Seriously, who asks the Uber driver to sleep on their couch? Call an Uber...ha.

[Flying High D]

Victim shaming is what they’re doing.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Sometimes it takes 40 years to report it - as seen in the me too movement. You can't question the accuser. Are you victim blaming??!?!

Er, I guess. :shrug:

[Sannyasi]

I feel kinda bad for the uber driver. He drives some couple home and they must have hit it off because they invite him inside for drinks, everyone gets drunk and they tell him he can stay the night. Ok great, surely they want to ****, he thinks, so he goes back into the bedroom to try and make it happen and now its assault. Life ain't fair sometimes.

[Simply Red]

it's not the guy I thought - but holy shit do they look like each other.

[suzzer99]

During the night, he allegedly got up off the couch, entered the couple’s bedroom and began kissing the woman’s face and neck, according to a probable-cause affidavit. She awoke to find him fondling her. He ultimately went even further and committed an act of sodomy, the affidavit alleges.

Duncan said the woman’s boyfriend remained asleep next to her while this was going on. The Uber driver eventually tried to get her to take a shower with him. She refused and he went off to shower alone. Duncan said she took the opportunity to awaken her boyfriend and let him know what was happening.

Ummm... can't possibly wake up the boyfriend while being sodomized.

It's like coughing and peeing at the same time. Can't be done. Everyone knows that.

[Marcellus]

Efforts Thursday to reach the internet ride company Uber for comment on this story were unsuccessful.

LMAO what exactly does Uber actually have to do with this? The idiots invited the guy in for a drink and got drunk with him.

[RockChalk]

She refused and he went off to shower alone. Duncan said she took the opportunity to awaken her boyfriend and let him know what was happening.

Hey babe, that Uber drive just pounded my butthole and is now showering. Just wanted to keep you informed. Go back to sleep babe, we'll talk about this again in 5 days.

[htismaqe]

Ummm... can't possibly wake up the boyfriend while being sodomized.

It's like coughing and peeing at the same time. Can't be done. Everyone knows that.

FYI, the legal definition of "sodomy" includes any orifice other than the "natural" one.

If he stuck it in her ear, it's "an act of sodomy". Doesn't necessarily mean he PIIHB.

[Don Corlemahomes]

FYI, the legal definition of "sodomy" includes any orifice other than the "natural" one.

If he stuck it in her ear, it's "an act of sodomy". Doesn't necessarily mean he PIIHB.

Yeah but it's a lot more fun if you picture that noodle-loving goober trying to put his moist, wet-sock smelling dick in her butt.

[Skyy God]

Sounds like post-threesome regrets.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Do you think he showered because she shit a little bit?

[dlphg9]

Story does not add up. So he comes and sexually assualts the girl in the same bed that her boyfriend is in and the boyfriend sleeps through the whole ordeal. Then the boyfriend gets woken up by girlfriend and just demands the guy to leave? He didn't beat the guy to death? I think anyone in that situation would have at least beat the shit out of the guy. Sounds like to me either three some regret or the girl was cheating on her bf with the Uber driver and the boyfriend woke up at some point and this girl fed him a bullshit story, but I'm leaning towards threesome regret considering the bf did absolutely destroy the Uber driver after he "raped" his GF. The truth will come out soon I'm sure.

[Simply Red]

def. not the guy I thought - but holy shit they look alike and are both from Joplin. Wow - Confirmed though - not the same dude.

[The Franchise]

When they got to their residence on the northwest side of town, the boyfriend invited the driver in for a drink with them.

He said the Uber driver ended up getting too intoxicated to be driving and it was decided that he could sleep on their couch.

The fuck?

[Simply Red]

Then he went in to administer a good butt fucking!