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gblowfish
10-19-2018, 09:45 AM
Take Off, Eh?

OTTAWA – Canada is one step closer to the accidental legalization of cannibalism after the House of Commons passed a typo-ridden Bill C-45, formerly known as The Cannabis Act.

“I think no one wanted to be the one to point out the error,” MP Sara Anderson said. “We all thought someone else would do it, and then they called the vote, and here we are, all voting to legalize cannibalism.”

“It’s just one of those things.”

But Anderson also says the error might, conceivably, have something to do with a lot of MPs jumping the gun on legal cannabis.

“You know how it is,” said Anderson with a shrug. “You have the munchies, suddenly everything is about food… who can say why anything happens, really?”

The typo, which somehow crept into the House bill between the second and third reading, is expected to cost the Canadian economy up to 22 billion dollars a year in lost cannabis-related revenue but create a boom in cannibalism-related tourism.

“I guess now we’re all hoping the Senate will fix this,” Anderson said. “But I wouldn’t count on it. Some of them seem far more enthusiastic about the bill now than they were when it was about pot.”

At press time, the Green Party was calculating the carbon costs of a pound of long pig.

ModSocks
10-19-2018, 09:48 AM
That's a great look for Canadian stoners. A typo laced cannabis bill.

Real slick there, guys. You're not suppose to write the bill when you're fucking high, my dudes.

Dartgod
10-19-2018, 09:49 AM
No link, but I assume this is an Onion article?

Simply Red
10-19-2018, 09:50 AM
Unsure if Hannibal Lecter or just High.

Simply Red
10-19-2018, 09:50 AM
No link, but I assume this is an Onion article?

did you even read it, slacker?

Dartgod
10-19-2018, 09:52 AM
did you even read it, slacker?

I did and it sounds like something that would be posted on The Onion. Without a link, I thought it was a reasonable question. :shrug:

displacedinMN
10-19-2018, 09:52 AM
nope. real. Minnesota can wait at the border and pick up everyone coming back to the US.

Eleazar
10-19-2018, 09:53 AM
fake news

Simply Red
10-19-2018, 09:53 AM
I did and it sounds like something that would be posted on The Onion. Without a link, I thought it was a reasonable question. :shrug:

ha - no it was a typo - I believe it to be true. :)

DJ's left nut
10-19-2018, 09:55 AM
5 will get you 10 that Blowfish thinks this is legit...

Third Eye
10-19-2018, 10:22 AM
I did and it sounds like something that would be posted on The Onion. Without a link, I thought it was a reasonable question. :shrug:

Not the Onion, but the same kind of parody news site.

FAX
10-19-2018, 10:39 AM
In related news, Trump has announced a tariff on all fava bean exports to Canada.

FAX

Rain Man
10-19-2018, 10:51 AM
Cannibalism isn't already legal there?

I guess I dodged a bullet back in 2015.

Titty Meat
10-19-2018, 11:03 AM
It's basically legal in KC I've waved to cops with a joint I'm white tho

gblowfish
10-19-2018, 11:05 AM
5 will get you 10 that Blowfish thinks this is legit...

Nope.

It's satire.

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/12/autocorrect-nightmare-typo-bill-c-45-legalizes-cannibalism-instead-cannabis/?fbclid=IwAR2slqpAM4tQNCFOxfC_3luU-5HA8B_qqu41sZOONy5nDSFErLn9SorZi8c

Rain Man
10-19-2018, 11:11 AM
It's basically legal in KC I've waved to cops with a joint I'm white tho

Was it an elbow joint or a knee joint?

displacedinMN
10-19-2018, 11:34 AM
Solyent Green is people.

Spott
10-19-2018, 11:39 AM
Some crazy old lady from Mississippi cooks a kid in the oven and now the Canucks want to jump on the cannibalism train.

Titty Meat
10-19-2018, 11:49 AM
Was it an elbow joint or a knee joint?

Haglund deformity

ptlyon
10-19-2018, 12:13 PM
CANNONBALLism

MahiMike
10-19-2018, 12:16 PM
Well eat my shorts

carcosa
10-19-2018, 12:18 PM
I thought it was real!!! !!! ! ! ! ! wo'w

ptlyon
10-19-2018, 12:36 PM
I thought it was real!!! !!! ! ! ! ! wo'w

Why don't you just take off, A?

ottawa_chiefs_fan
10-19-2018, 02:22 PM
Just sitting down to a nice charcuterie board of thinly-sliced, hickory- smoked baby thigh and an assortment of cheese-heads as I read this. Ahhh, life in Canada.......

Baby Lee
10-19-2018, 02:31 PM
Cannibalism isn't already legal there?

I guess I dodged a bullet back in 2015.

You joke but, . . .

Reminded me of this story

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/4942591/Greyhound-bus-killer-decapitated-man-then-ate-his-organs.html

Baby Lee
10-19-2018, 03:06 PM
Also -

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