***Official MNF Giants at Falcons Game Thread***

[Maine]

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Exactly

ESPN needs a flex option.

[TribalElder]

ELI HERP DERP ELI

ELI is a bedshit, after getting embarrassed tonight giants probably trade for Carr ROFL

[Sassy Squatch]

OBJ mooning Randy Moss

https://streamable.com/9qxou

[TribalElder]

That handshake with the kid wearing his jersey was the best thing beckham jr will do tonight

[Simply Red]

you don't have to asterisk these shit games, like these - don't wast your time. Just put something like ' Giants @ Falcons '

[Baby Lee]

Worth checking in, if only for a few glimpses of Saquon porn.

If I can go to the time and trouble of tuning into irrelevant and otherwise irritating Raiders games in the 90s just to see Bo be Bo, I can pop MNF up in a streaming window to see Saquon truck fools.

[Easy 6]

I used to actually be jealous of the Falcon's

"Imagine Ryan with our skill positions guys"

These days Julio Jones doesnt have a single touchdown... we have literally hit the lottery, no more of that soul crushing cycle for the next 10-20 years

[Sassy Squatch]

I used to actually be jealous of the Falcon's

"Imagine Ryan with our skill positions guys"

These days Julio Jones doesnt have a single touchdown... we have literally hit the lottery, no more of that soul crushing cycle for the next 10-20 years
Still hasn't gotten a TD? That's ridiculous.

[TribalElder]

poor monday night football, nobody to flex with

[TribalElder]

polishing turds

AND YOU KNOW YOUR QUARTERBACK SUCKS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY BAD WHEN THE RECEIVER IS ON ALL THE PROMO MATERIAL AND NOT THE QB

[Baby Lee]

I used to actually be jealous of the Falcon's

"Imagine Ryan with our skill positions guys"

These days Julio Jones doesnt have a single touchdown... we have literally hit the lottery, no more of that soul crushing cycle for the next 10-20 years

See, I was always thinking 'why errybody hangin' on Ryan's nuts? He ain' dunnuthin' special and he gots all the weapons in the world.'

[Beef Supreme]

I can't fap to this.

[DRM08]

Falcons ownership must have insisted that Booger keep calling Matt Ryan "an elite QB." Keep repeating it often enough and maybe the audience will believe it, lol

[Beef Supreme]

Are you ready for some football? Well, too bad.

[TribalElder]

sadly the games between these irrelevant shit teams seem to be the most competitive

[TribalElder]

if both teams offenses suck, do they start calling the game a defensive battle

[Easy 6]

Are you ready for some football? Well, too bad.

LMAO

[Simply Red]

Falcons are turd

[Beef Supreme]

Eli setting up the punter like a champ.

[TribalElder]

When the announcer gets all excited about a punt you know the game sucks

[Baby Lee]

Punter powah!!

[Beef Supreme]

Witten always sounds like he's out of breath but keeps talking without taking a breath, and his run on sentences just keep getting faster and more strained.

[Mecca]

Why is this a MNF game?

It's fucking awful.

[Mecca]

Matt Ryan is 5 times Jenkins size and he went fetal when he saw him...what a fuckin pussy.

[TribalElder]

DEFENSIVE POWER HOUSES ON DISPLAY TONIGHT!!!

[TribalElder]

American Pickers on History channel has more yards on offense

[Simply Red]

Jason Witten folks.

[Simply Red]

Matt Ryan is 5 times Jenkins size and he went fetal when he saw him...what a ****in pussy.

How he made it to a SB two yrs ago is beyond me.

[Beef Supreme]

American Pickers on History channel has more yards on offense

Yeah, but they have had an easy schedule.

[highBOLTage]

American Pickers on History channel has more yards on offense
LMAO could've gone offensive yards (all the shit laying around) too.

[dirk digler]

This game is not good.

[Maine]

I'm not sure Thursday's game is any better - Miami @ Houston

[Beef Supreme]

Holy shit Witten, you are wearing me out.

[Easy 6]

Witten always sounds like he's out of breath but keeps talking without taking a breath, and his run on sentences just keep getting faster and more strained.

I wanna see him paired up with the manwoman from ESPN

Try to imagine that golden trainwreck

[dirk digler]

I'm not sure Thursday's game is any better - Miami @ Houston

It won’t be

[DRM08]

How he made it to a SB two yrs ago is beyond me.

Great defense and great offensive weapons surrounding him.

[TribalElder]

Isn't asswieler qb for miami now?

there could be some interesting hate there

[TribalElder]

I had to tap out on MNF for now, terrible game terrible witten

[wazu]

This is just unwatchable garbage.

[Simply Red]

Holy shit Witten, you are wearing me out.

He's not going to last.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Eli should just kill himself. He's so fucking worthless.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Solder was such a bad contract. Speaks to how poor OL play is these days that he got $15M per.

[Beef Supreme]

These three just don't shut up. Ever. Let the fucking conversation breathe! It's just rapid fire stuttering rants non stop.

[Dartgod]

Booger: If that's what $15 million gets you, I don't want $15 million. LMAO

[Simply Red]

Great defense and great offensive weapons surrounding him.

why are they so shitty now? They've not changed personnel that much.

[Simply Red]

I'll be honest - I doubt anything happens - but I'd much rather have Landon Collins vs PP.

[DRM08]

why are they so shitty now? They've not changed personnel that much.

Falcons defense has fallen off a cliff from what it was, but that can be said for defense across the entire NFL.

[SAUTO]

I'll be honest - I doubt anything happens - but I'd much rather have Landon Collins vs PP.

I've been driving that train for months

[Simply Red]

Falcons defense has fallen off a cliff from what it was, but that can be said for defense across the entire NFL.

true - plus I'd forgotten they'd had some early injuries.

[dirk digler]

Now that was beautiful. Great TD pass by Ryan

[Simply Red]

I've been driving that train for months

yeah he's a man

[wazu]

Love how Booger criticizes the Raiders for trading Cooper for a first. Highway robbery by the Raiders, panned by a Monday Night Football analyst.

[WhawhaWhat]

This game is unwatchable. Stupid penalty calls make it even worse.

[Beef Supreme]

Wtf am i watching here?

[Dartgod]

That may have been the worst commerical I've ever seen.

[Sassy Squatch]

Good lord...

[Beef Supreme]

That was the most pathetic scrambling attempt i have ever seen.

[Reerun_KC]

MNF sucks ass.

[notorious]

Eli might be the biggest piece of shit at QB I have seen in a while.

Sorry Dylan.

[Beef Supreme]

I'm out. Not even waiting for half. Cannot take anymore Witten.

[notorious]

If Ryan didn’t have Julio he would be a piece of shit too.

[highBOLTage]

If Ryan didn’t have Julio he would be a piece of shit too.

Just threw it short of endzone with 8 seconds and no TOs. Giant should've let him catch it and run out the clock.

[Mecca]

I'm so tired of hearing them talk about about Beckham, everything he said is right...the guys teammates like him. Other dudes do way more shit and nothing is said at all..

Why is this shit a story?

[notorious]

They should execute Eli at half. He has AIDS

[Simply Red]

Holy Fucking shit - how does ANYbody like that guy?

[notorious]

Holy ****ing shit - how does ANYbody like that guy?

The rapper? My wife and I commented on how much he sucked.

[htismaqe]

If Ryan didn’t have Julio he would be a piece of shit too.

I took all kinds of crap for hating on Matt Ryan when he was drafted. I hated Jay Cutler and Andy Dalton too. :hmmm:

[dirk digler]

How is that not IG?

[Mecca]

I took all kinds of crap for hating on Matt Ryan when he was drafted. I hated Jay Cutler and Andy Dalton too. :hmmm:

Matt Ryan is alright, you could do a lot worse. He's not an elite physical talent but I'd have drafted him had he been there.

[smithandrew051]

Poor Barkley...so much talent wasted in this offense. Imagine what Andy Reid could do with him in our offense.

[smithandrew051]

Matt Ryan is alright, you could do a lot worse. He's not an elite physical talent but I'd have drafted him had he been there.

Would’ve been a better pick than taking Glenn Dorsey and playing him in the wrong scheme

[DRM08]

Giants coach hates Eli. Probably regrets taking that job.

[notorious]

Giants coach hates Eli. Probably regrets taking that job.

They must be trying to get the #1 pick or they would have benched his ass a long time ago.

[Rain Man]

How is that not a fumble? Julio clearly had the ball and took several steps before losing the ball.

[SuperBowl4]

who else is digging that shot of the back of Booger's head on this telecast? ESPN'N it

[Rain Man]

Good reversal there. That was a good play by the Giants defender to pry that ball loose.

Having said that, screw Eli Manning for not going to the team that drafted him. I hope he throws 50 interceptions this year.

[notorious]

Oh, I have one if the best WRs in the NFL?!?! /Eli

[ThaVirus]

Good reversal there. That was a good play by the Giants defender to pry that ball loose.

Having said that, screw Eli Manning for not going to the team that drafted him. I hope he throws 50 interceptions this year.

Probably for the better.

How annoying would it have been if Eli were able to capture that lightning in a bottle for two Super Bowl wins in SD?

[notorious]

Fuck you, Eli. And fuck fantasy football for making me watch this abortion.

[htismaqe]

Would’ve been a better pick than taking Glenn Dorsey and playing him in the wrong scheme

Miss out on Mahomes for 10 years of a guy that isn't all that different from Alex Smith? No freaking thanks.

[Rain Man]

Those weird interview commercials are without a doubt the worst and most offensive commercials I've ever seen.

[Rain Man]

Probably for the better.

How annoying would it have been if Eli were able to capture that lightning in a bottle for two Super Bowl wins in SD?


It wouldn't have been fun, but I have to stand on my principles here. What the Manning clan did was just wrong.

It did prompt me to read about Kelly Stouffer, though. This is an interesting article:

https://www.si.com/vault/1988/04/11/117470/a-lonely-road-to-the-nfl-quarterback-kelly-stouffer-the-cardinals-first-draft-pick-in-1987-is-still-holding-out

Along with this one:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2005-08-25-0508250167-story.html

[DRM08]

Well that play backfired, lol

[SuperBowl4]

Did you just see that guy with the camera behind the GIANTS HC taking pics of his play call sheet??

[Rain Man]

Did you just see that guy with the camera behind the GIANTS HC taking pics of his play call sheet??

Why is a Patriots assistant at a Giants-Falcons game?

[SuperBowl4]

Why is a Patriots assistant at a Giants-Falcons game?Do the Patriots play the GIANTS next week??

[htismaqe]

Why is a Patriots assistant at a Giants-Falcons game?

Atlanta is a Patriots plant...

[Frazod]

Fuck you, Eli. And fuck fantasy football for making me watch this abortion.

Another good reason to not play fantasy football.

[Deberg_1990]

Why does Booger get his own desk out at club level? Why isnt he in the booth with the other two? Seems awkward

[stevieray]

Why does Booger get his own desk out at club level? Why isnt he in the booth with the other two? Seems awkward

why! why! why!

why do you care?

[Baby Lee]

Why does Booger get his own desk out at club level? Why isnt he in the booth with the other two? Seems awkward

Apparently so he can take a piss without unzipping his fly. . . .

[Baby Lee]

It did prompt me to read about Kelly Stouffer, though.

Every time I read his name, I get a hankering for premade frozen lasagna.

[Simply Red]

Why does Booger get his own desk out at club level? Why isnt he in the booth with the other two? Seems awkward

Witten was putting him to sleep.

[notorious]

Who is NY’s backup QB?

[wazu]

It wouldn't have been fun, but I have to stand on my principles here. What the Manning clan did was just wrong.

It did prompt me to read about Kelly Stouffer, though. This is an interesting article:

https://www.si.com/vault/1988/04/11/117470/a-lonely-road-to-the-nfl-quarterback-kelly-stouffer-the-cardinals-first-draft-pick-in-1987-is-still-holding-out

Along with this one:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2005-08-25-0508250167-story.html

Interesting stuff. I looked up Stouffer's contract and found this:

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-04-23/sports/sp-1766_1_kenny-easley

3 million over 4 years, plus a 1 million signing bonus. So I guess it worked out for him even though he sucked.

[TribalElder]

I see I didn't miss much ROFL

Eli hates OBJ so he refuses to throw him the ball

[TribalElder]

Pandering for a flag should be a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty

[wazu]

Pandering for a flag should be a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty

Yes please.

[TribalElder]

eli throws those short ass passes so OBJ can't get any TD's LMAO

[Deberg_1990]

Interesting stuff. I looked up Stouffer's contract and found this:

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-04-23/sports/sp-1766_1_kenny-easley

3 million over 4 years, plus a 1 million signing bonus. So I guess it worked out for him even though he sucked.

I remember him being really bad in Seattle, but slightly better than Dan McGwire

[Simply Red]

I thought Witten had improved some last week - I guess it was my imagination - he's tremendously bad and can't imagine him getting to keep this gig.

[Rain Man]

Why did they go for two there? That's odd.

Oh. Is there a kicker injury? I'm not paying much attention since it's the Giants and Falcons.

[MMXcalibur]

Why did they go for two there? That's odd.

To put the pressure on the Falcons.

EDIT: Or a kicker injury. I've been in and out of this stinker.

[wazu]

First year coaches apparently should attend a course on common sense game decision making.

[Rain Man]

Interesting stuff. I looked up Stouffer's contract and found this:

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-04-23/sports/sp-1766_1_kenny-easley

3 million over 4 years, plus a 1 million signing bonus. So I guess it worked out for him even though he sucked.

Wow, that's amazing. I'd have bet anything that a holdout would have hurt him.

I guess he still technically lost a year of salary, but given that he was a bust that may not even be true. He had a four-year contract either way and wasn't going to last longer than that. So I guess he won.

[Rain Man]

Wow, that's amazing. I'd have bet anything that a holdout would have hurt him.

I guess he still technically lost a year of salary, but given that he was a bust that may not even be true. He had a four-year contract either way and wasn't going to last longer than that. So I guess he won.

Yep, four years in the league. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/StouKe00.htm So unless going to the Cardinals would have changed his career arc, he made money on the holdout. And I doubt that he would have thrived with the Cardinals.

[Rain Man]

Haha. Running back dives in the open field a yard short of the first down.

[Rain Man]

Why does Booger get his own desk out at club level? Why isnt he in the booth with the other two? Seems awkward

I bet the other guys don't want to share a booth with a guy named Booger. There's a reason that he's called that.

[Beef Supreme]

Just checked back in for the score and was treated to an F-bomb from Matt Ryan.

[DRM08]

Ryan will have career earnings of almost $320m by the end of his new contract. Insane money for a non-elite QB. Sorry Booger.

[New World Order]

Go for it

[Baby Lee]

I bet the other guys don't want to share a booth with a guy named Booger. There's a reason that he's called that.

https://www.rowsdowr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/6432306675_39928899ba_o.gif

[Simply Red]

congrats Falcons - for beating the Giants.

[Rain Man]

Wow. I never would have tried a long field goal with a last-minute left-footed replacement kicker that forced the holder to reverse his technique. Good for Atlanta, I guess.

[Maine]

I was really hoping they'd do another QB sneak LOL

[Rain Man]

That Will Hernandez guy is funny looking. He's really short and wide.

Whoa, flying Falcon over the line. That was impressive.

[Rain Man]

Nice catch by the weird dude.

[New World Order]

LOL at this last minute

[Rain Man]

It would be awesome if the Giants could come back and tie this.

Well, except screw Eli Manning. So I guess it wouldn't be awesome.

[Maine]

Nice catch by the weird dude.

Come downstairs and watch the game with me

[New World Order]

It would be awesome if the Giants could come back and tie this.

Well, except screw Eli Manning. So I guess it wouldn't be awesome.

Gotta root for every team but the Giants.

Don't want Oak or Denver with the first pick.

[Al Bundy]

Man, the Giants suck.

[Baby Lee]

Just think, if you hadn't stuck around, you wouldn't have seen whatever that was.

[smithandrew051]

Miss out on Mahomes for 10 years of a guy that isn't all that different from Alex Smith? No freaking thanks.

Knowing what we know now, yes you would rather wait on Mahomes. Matt Ryan still would’ve been far better than suffering through Cassell. At the time, Mahomes was like 13. You wouldn’t base your decision making around a preteen.

[Rain Man]

I will never buy a ticket to that stadium because of that stupid train noise thing. That's really annoying.

[Baby Lee]

Come downstairs and watch the game with me

Can't say I trust the mayo on your lobster roll.

[htismaqe]

Knowing what we know now, yes you would rather wait on Mahomes. Matt Ryan still would’ve been far better than suffering through Cassell. At the time, Mahomes was like 13. You wouldn’t base your decision making around a preteen.

I'd rather go through the carousel of Huard, Cassel, and Smith again than be stuck with Matt Ryan. The guy is a slightly better Bortles.

[Rain Man]

Can't say I trust the mayo on your lobster roll.

Even if it was spoiled, it would still be the best part of a lobster roll.

[Baby Lee]

Even if it was spoiled, it would still be the best part of a lobster roll.

'spoiled' isn't the adjective I was alluding to.

[scho63]

Matt Ryan is one of the most highly overrated QBs ever to play the game.

[ChiefsFanatic]

Jason Witten folks.How in the holy hell did someone listen to his audition tapes, or whatever the process is, and say, yes, this is the guy we should showcase on MNF.

Did they just decide because Romo is good, that Witten would be too, since they both played in Dallas?

The MNF booth used to be a place for the best announcers, or at least top tier announcers.

Witten and Tessitore are atrocious. At best Tessitore is a regional college announcer, and Witten has no clue how to communicate his knowledge of football to viewers without sounding like....I don't know exactly what he sounds like, I just know his mouth makes sounds that hurt my ears.

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[WhawhaWhat]

Why did they go for two there? That's odd.

Oh. Is there a kicker injury? I'm not paying much attention since it's the Giants and Falcons.

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[Dayze]

I will never buy a ticket to that stadium because of that stupid train noise thing. That's really annoying.

when I think Atlanta, and the Falcons....I think "you know what would go good here? locomotive related hype"

makes sense.

[htismaqe]

Matt Ryan is one of the most highly overrated QBs ever to play the game.

Yup.