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Naptown Chief
10-25-2018, 05:03 PM
His face looks like an inbred ****ed a thoroughbred who's foal got raped by another inbred. This begs the question, would Elway have been successful at the track? Think he would have won the triple crown? If so, what methods of cheating would have been involved?
Best22
10-25-2018, 05:10 PM
Not very

A horse needs 4 ACLs

Elway only had 1
Naptown Chief
10-25-2018, 05:17 PM
Not very

A horse needs 4 ACLs

Elway only had 1

A valid point
ChiefaRoo
10-25-2018, 09:46 PM
Also Elway has a pigeon foot. If he truly was a horse they’d have shot him.
Naptown Chief
10-25-2018, 10:49 PM
Also Elway has a pigeon foot. If he truly was a horse they’d have shot him.

We wouldn't want that now would we? He's done such a wonderful job of running the donks into the ground. I hope he stays a while
Rasputin
10-26-2018, 04:24 AM
Did you know Elway Sr played the part of Mr. Ed the Famous Mr. Ed
Naptown Chief
10-26-2018, 05:46 AM
Did you know Elway Sr played the part of Mr. Ed the Famous Mr. Ed

No kidding? I can actually see the strong resemblance now that you mention it.
Rasputin
10-26-2018, 05:58 AM
No kidding? I can actually see the strong resemblance now that you mention it.

Yes and his cousin played in Hot to Trot i believe
farmerchief
10-26-2018, 07:28 AM
Possibly, as he always seemed to be a strong finisher,,
ptlyon
10-26-2018, 07:47 AM
I can't imagine how he is feeling as he wakes up today
Pablo
10-26-2018, 07:55 AM
I can't imagine how he is feeling as he wakes up today

Still drunk. Like every other day.
Mennonite
10-26-2018, 08:34 AM
Would Elway have been successful at the track?


Neigh.