***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs Broncos Game Day Thread***

[carcosa]

Today our beloved Kansas City Chiefs NFL football team will play a game against the hated Denver Broncos NFL football team, who suck ass. This thread is specially designed for us Chiefs fans on Chiefs Planet dot com to discuss the game, as it happens, in real time. I have been developing this "GameThread" technology for years and hope you all enjoy it!

Here are some predictions I have for the game:

Patrick Mahomes will throw for 500 yards, 8 touchdowns, 0 INTs and be inducted into the Hall of Fame immediately following the game.

Chase Keenum will throw for -500 yards, 0 touchdowns, 8 INTs and be banned from the NFL for "sucking too much ass"

Von Miller will have a bunch of cocaine fall out of his pocket on one of his many failed pass rushes. Chad Kelly will suddenly drift into the stadium, the cocaine luring him like the scent of a fresh pie in an old Mickey Mouse cartoon.

Vance Joseph will make halftime adjustments by looking up the article for "football" on Wikipedia. He will not realize that the article is talking about soccer until the 4th quarter.

John Elway, enraged after the Broncos are accidentally penalized for pass interference, will dive out of his luxury box, land in the crowd, and get torn limb from limb and devoured by a church group from Tonganoxie.

And most important predcition of all:

CHIEFS

WILL

WIN!!!!

What are some of YOUR predictions? Thank you!

[Rasputin]

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[Hammock Parties]

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[Buehler445]

Fuck Donk Forever.

[carcosa]

https://i.imgur.com/Xsm0zcl.jpg

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[KChiefs1]

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[carcosa]

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My man!!!!

[big nasty kcnut]

In It to win it.

[BossChief]

Fax?

[threebag]

Go Chiefs

[Hammock Parties]

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Is this what the side of your van looks like?

Please mail some pipe bombs to NE

[Rain Man]

After his sterling performance last week, I'm surprised that DaFace isn't starting the game thread. But whatever - I'm no longer superstitious. We have a franchise quarterback.

[Bump]

Mahomes is gonna torch these fools

[kcmaxwell]

There have been a lot of seasons I was fired up about the Chiefs, but Never a season I felt like we are just Rolling! Just get the hell out the way, or we’re coming right over the top of ya. GO CHIEFS!!!

[Nickhead]

should i see a doctor?

first thing i think of upon waking... chiefs. :thumb:
last thing i think of when falling asleep... chiefs :thumb:
the first middle and last thing i think of while dreaming... chiefs :cuss: :D

[Rasputin]

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[TimBone]

In for the muthafuckin' win!!!

[digger]

https://media.makeameme.org/created/guess-who-came.jpg

[Rasputin]

Too many weapons the Broncos will fold and our defense is going play balls out in front of home crowed.


Fuck the Broncos

[Hammock Parties]

we're gonna bash the broncos in

we're gonna bash them right the FUCK in

[carcosa]

I predict this thread will have over 100 posts

[Rasputin]

should i see a doctor?

first thing i think of upon waking... chiefs. :thumb:
last thing i think of when falling asleep... chiefs :thumb:
the first middle and last thing i think of while dreaming... chiefs :cuss: :D

If your hard on last more than four hours see a doctor.

[Rasputin]

Chiefs vs. Broncos: Injury Report - Kansas City Chiefs
https://www.chiefs.com/news/chiefs-vs-broncos-injury-report-x6700
3 days ago - A look at the injuries heading into the Chiefs Week 8 matchup against the Broncos.


Questionable Von Miller. He will play but if he isn't 100% it's just going make it that much easier to pick them apart. Mahomes 569 yards passing 7 passing TD.

[kcmaxwell]

If your hard on last more than four hours see a doctor.

And congratulations.

[Nickhead]

If your hard on last more than four hours see a doctor.

let's see, april 2017, to now, is how long? :D

[kcmaxwell]

And I’m so damn thankful it’s not the damn late game this week!

[kcmaxwell]

Damn it.

[Rasputin]

let's see, april 2017, to now, is how long? :D

You should have came for every touchdown by Patrick Mahomes II so are you blue balling?

[Nickhead]

And I’m so damn thankful it’s not the damn late game this week!

i was enjoying the prime time games. they didn't start for me until 11:30 am. being unemployed atm, it gives me something to watch. like an old lady and her soaps while doing dishes :D

[RINGLEADER]

In for the annihilation...

[MMXcalibur]

My prediction:

Chiefs = x
Broncos = x - 40

Solve for x.

[Nickhead]

My prediction:

Chiefs = x
Broncos = x - 40

Solve for x.

+60 squared :D

[Rasputin]

Fuck Donk Forever.

Fax?

He lost his mojo vs NE but it's ok give others opportunity to start GDT to honor Mahomes spreading the wealth.

[FlaChief58]

Time to put the last nail in that franchise's coffin. 39-17 Chiefs.

VJ gets fired before the team gets on the bus

[Rasputin]

i was enjoying the prime time games. they didn't start for me until 11:30 am. being unemployed atm, it gives me something to watch. like an old lady and her soaps while doing dishes :D

You should start a job exterminating spiders snakes and crocks.:D

[kc rush]

As much as I hate the Raiders, I fucking loathe the Donks. There is no team I would rather see destroyed. Even better if we are the ones destroying.

Go Chiefs!

[Rasputin]

Even though I'm on vacay this week work goes much better after a win and beating the Donks it won't hurt my feelings go back to work next week. It's just a formality that they have to play today so lets get the W without any injuries.

[Rasputin]

As much as I hate the Raiders, I fucking loathe the Donks. There is no team I would rather see destroyed. Even better if we are the ones destroying.

Go Chiefs!


I hate the Raiders and Broncos equally but i do not discriminate from that hate on the basis of race, creed, color, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender expression, age, height, weight, physical or mental ability, veteran status, military obligations, and marital status.

[saphojunkie]

I could not be less nervous about a divisional game.

[ChiefsFanatic]

Have 2 teams ever played a game when they both won the previous week by a score of 45-10?

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[cooper barrett]

Always has been

Always will be

Fuck the Donks

[Pointer19]

Let's do it.

[Rasputin]

6 hours to Showtime

[philfree]

Getting close to time to depart the Queen City to make the yearly pilgrimage to the Kansas City. Woowhoo! Go Chiefs!

[scho63]

It's only 4:35 am here in Scottsdale but I am already up, showered, shaved and put on my KC Chiefs red polo shirt for today's beatdown of the Broncos!

We have another Phoenix meetup today and looking forward to sharing the delight with fellow KC fans.

The best part will be seeing the camera pan to John Elway sitting in the Denver box with that sad horseface look that he used to deliver to the Chiefs for so many years. Revenge is bliss Elway and get used to it! We own your ass.

[Rasputin]

It's only 4:35 am here in Scottsdale but I am already up, showered, shaved and put on my KC Chiefs red polo shirt for today's beatdown of the Broncos!

We have another Phoenix meetup today and looking forward to sharing the delight with fellow KC fans.

The best part will be seeing the camera pan to John Elway sitting in the Denver box with that sad horseface look that he used to deliver to the Chiefs for so many years. Revenge is bliss Elway and get used to it! We own your ass.

I hope Elway has flash backs (PTSD) when Dee Ford sacks Keenum and flag or no flag snot comes out of his mouth like when #58 would blast Elway.


Fuck Donks forever

[FlaChief58]

Can't wait for the game. I've invited my donkey fan friend over so I can watch the sorrow and depression in his eyes as we destroy their souls

[Rasputin]

Can't wait for the game. I've invited my donkey fan friend over so I can watch the sorrow and depression in his eyes as we destroy their souls

Be sure to harvest tears Dilly Dilly :toast:

[Rasputin]

Making ribs in the crock pot for now then close to the game throw them on the grill they will be nice and juicy.

Got some riblets also i love them the bestest :drool:

[Chiefs4TheWin]

In for the win!

[TimeForWasp]

I got a kick out of this.

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[Coochie liquor]

In for the nail in VJ’s coffin! Gonna make a statement today!

[displacedinMN]

I will be in and out for the game-but watching.
Kid is confirmed today and we have family here. Chiefs fans.

Go Chiefs. FDF.

[BlackHelicopters]

In. After Church.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Chiefs 33
Broncos 16


Kendall Fuller gets his first pick six

[pugsnotdrugs19]

IN!

Chiefs 39
Donkeys 20

[BigRedChief]

Fax?

After his sterling performance last week, I'm surprised that DaFace isn't starting the game thread. But whatever - I'm no longer superstitious. We have a franchise quarterback.
I think it was 2012? 2011? Every game day thread I started won. So I got to start the playoff game thread. The OP was a classic FAX poem. Hall of Classics material. We blew it that day as we usually do. Never got to start another game day thread.

It was always weird that some kind of "karma" from a thread on a Chiefs forum brought the team down in real life.

Glad to see the honor of starting the game day thread being shared among our worthy. Great leadership DaFace.:thumb:

[PHOG]

In for the nail in VJ’s coffin! Gonna make a statement today!

Nooo! We want VJ to have a long career in Denver! LMAO

IFTW!! FUCK DONKS FOREVER! :thumb:

[FlaChief58]

Sporting my Mahomes jersey today. Ready for SHOWTIME!

[DaFace]

How better to retire than with a perfect record? After his sterling performance last week, I'm surprised that DaFace isn't starting the game thread. But whatever - I'm no longer superstitious. We have a franchise quarterback.

[Rasputin]

Two hours to Showtime

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here are the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a>’ inactives today vs. the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Broncos?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Broncos</a>:<br><br>No surprises. <br><br>S Eric Berry<br>LB Justin Houston<br>C Mitch Morse<br>RB Darrel Williams <br>LB Nate Orchard<br>OL Kahlil McKenzie<br>DL Justin Hamilton</p>&mdash; BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/1056568973016395776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Broncos’ inactives @ KC<br>RB Royce Freeman<br>RT Jared Veldheer<br>S Darian Stewart<br>OLB Shane Ray<br>WR DaeSean Hamilton<br>LB Alexander Johnson<br>OL Nico Falah</p>&mdash; Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) <a href="https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1056569109083774978?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Coogs]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here are the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a>’ inactives today vs. the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Broncos?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Broncos</a>:<br><br>No surprises. <br><br>S Eric Berry<br>LB Justin Houston<br>C Mitch Morse<br>RB Darrel Williams <br>LB Nate Orchard<br>OL Kahlil McKenzie<br>DL Justin Hamilton</p>&mdash; BJ Kissel (@ChiefsReporter) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChiefsReporter/status/1056568973016395776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I was kind of wondering all week if McKenzie would get his first dress out with all of the O-line issues. Not yet I guess.

[ChiefsFanatic]

I got a kick out of this.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/PhEi0sMVkWg" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>That guy is pretty funny. He had a funny video for Chad Kelly getting cut. He does a video for each Broncos game, and a video for the rest of the games too.

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[Simply Red]

I4TW

[jjchieffan]

That may possibly be the worst OP for a game day thread yet. Maybe we should let Deberg start the GDT next week. He couldn't possibly do any worse.






Oh. I almost forgot. Go Chiefs! Destroy the Donks!!

[Molitoth]

Beef Brisket in the crock pot for 10 hours and some Belgian Quad ready to go.
LETS DO THIS>

[FAX]

Two hours to Showtime

Every time you post one of these, my testicles seem to compress and tighten up a bit more.

So, maybe you can do that every 2 hours or so?

FAX

[Easy 6]

Yesterdays tv guide listing was wrong, its been changed over to the Chiefs game

PBJ

This one isnt in stinking Denver, gonna look a lot different today... :arrow:

[oldman]

John Elway, enraged after the Broncos are accidentally penalized for pass interference, will dive out of his luxury box, land in the crowd, and get torn limb from limb and devoured by a church group from Tonganoxie.



ROFLROFLROFL Tongie folks are LVCO's hillbillys.

[dirk digler]

Attending my one game a year and there is a shit ton of Donkey fans here. This is some BS

[DRM08]

So the other day, the TV map showed a huge chunk of Texas was getting the Browns/Steelers game. But now they have updated it and the entire state is getting Chiefs/Broncos. Glad I won’t have to stream it. Surprised Oklahoma is getting the Chiefs instead of Browns, lol

[RunKC]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The impact of today’s result on the Broncos’ playoff chances, historically speaking:<br><br>Since the NFL went to multiple wild-card teams in 1978, 29.7 percent of all 4-4 teams qualified for the postseason. Just 7.5 percent of all 3-5 teams did. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DENvsKC?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#DENvsKC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/OrangeBlue760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@OrangeBlue760</a></p>&mdash; Andrew Mason (@MaseDenver) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaseDenver/status/1056547698206277637?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Broncos season is over, but they statistically still have a small hope if they win today.

Gonna be great seeing Mahomes officially kill their season.

[FAX]

Pfft. (I mean, PFFFT!!!)

For a moment there, I thought maybe they changed the game here. But no. CBS are total bastards.

FAX

[FAX]

Let's set aside the homerism for a moment, here ...

The donks want this game bad. Badder than bad. Badder than worse than bad.

Everybody in their camp have called this game a "must win" and "season defining" deal. I expect them to try everything including throwing bags of powdered sugar at us.

FAX

[Rasputin]

Let's set aside the homerism for a moment, here ...

The donks want this game bad. Badder than bad. Badder than worse than bad.

Everybody in their camp have called this game a "must win" and "season defining" deal. I expect them to try everything including throwing bags of powdered sugar at us.

FAX

I think we got this the refs didn't take the bribe in oats Elway had in his troft

[cooper barrett]

They seem to be mentioned in the media about that recently...:D:D:D:D


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Let's set aside the homerism for a moment, here ...

The donks want this game bad. Badder than bad. Badder than worse than bad.

Everybody in their camp have called this game a "must win" and "season defining" deal. I expect them to try everything including throwing bags of powdered sugar at us.

FAX

[Rasputin]

Again my ribs are fucking delicious. Fucking A.

[RINGLEADER]

Let's set aside the homerism for a moment, here ...

The donks want this game bad. Badder than bad. Badder than worse than bad.

Everybody in their camp have called this game a "must win" and "season defining" deal. I expect them to try everything including throwing bags of powdered sugar at us.

FAX


I agree that this is the Super Bowl. They lose this game today and they're effectively dead for the season (they'd be effectively 5 games back with 8 to go). So they'll play hard in the loss, no doubt.

If the Chiefs can maintain their average of points allowed at Arrowhead (17), however, it is an impossible task for the Broncos.

[Hammock Parties]

so sexy

https://i.imgur.com/XXSud1S.png

[siberian khatru]

I’m so confident about this game I’m starting to get worried

[Hammock Parties]

I’m so confident about this game I’m starting to get worried

We have showtime

all is well

[Rasputin]

so sexy

https://i.imgur.com/XXSud1S.png

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[Hammock Parties]

tongue

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqm-KgDUcAAKwET.jpg

[Hoover]

We pay Berry a lot to get this team fired up before the game...

[Frazod]

Attending my one game a year and there is a shit ton of Donkey fans here. This is some BS

This. Way too many of them. :grr:

[Rain Man]

Before every game now, I feel like an 8 year-old getting out of bed on Christmas morning. This is what I've been looking for for decades.

[Hammock Parties]

Broncos are down

RB Royce Freeman
RT Jared Veldheer
SS Darian Stewart
OLB Shane Ray

We are going to rape RAPE RAPE

[Hammock Parties]

Before every game now, I feel like an 8 year-old getting out of bed on Christmas morning. This is what I've been looking for for decades.

EVERY game feels like a season opener

[Hammock Parties]

great focus tyreek

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqmp2x1U4AAi_BJ.jpg

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Games are sooo much fun now!

[Dayze]

tongue

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqm-KgDUcAAKwET.jpg

Sun’s Out, Tongue’s Out

[DRM08]

great focus tyreek

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqmp2x1U4AAi_BJ.jpg

WTF LMAO

[RINGLEADER]

Factoids:

- While KC is the worst defense by yards, they are 21st in points allowed

- Chiefs are 7th in 3rd down conversion rate at 34.9%

- More 4th down attempts have been tried against the Chiefs (15) than any other team

- Chiefs have allowed a league low 8 sacks this season

- The Broncos are second in sacks (22) while the Chiefs are ninth (with 19)

- Chiefs lead the league in net punting, Denver is 26th

- Chiefs lead the league in punt return average, Denver is 22nd

- Chiefs are 6th in the league in kick return average, Denver is

- Chiefs have won 6 straight against the Broncos dating back to 2015

- Case Keenum has thrown an INT in every game this season (9 total) after throwing only 7 all season last year

- Kansas City has scored in 26 of 28 quarters this season

- Chiefs have scored a TD in more than 2/3 of the quarters they've played this season

- Chiefs have scored at least two TDs in nearly 40% of the quarters played this season

- Kansas City averages 9.29 points per quarter, with 19+ in the first half and 17+ in the second

[ptlyon]

A bunch of jaguars got arrested in England last night before the game? What?

[RINGLEADER]

great focus tyreek

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqmp2x1U4AAi_BJ.jpg

He looks like IL-series Lucifer...

[Hammock Parties]

- Chiefs have scored at least two TDs in nearly 40% of the quarters played this season


Sex Pat-ther

40% of the time it works every time

[Rain Man]

A bunch of jaguars got arrested in England last night before the game? What?

Argument over how to pronounce their team name.

[SAUTO]

Let's roll fellas

[carcosa]

so sexy

https://i.imgur.com/XXSud1S.png

im horney

[Rain Man]

12 minutes left.

[ptlyon]

Argument over how to pronounce their team name.

Oh. Everyone knows it's the jag wires.

[Rain Man]

Oh. Everyone knows it's the jag wires.

You wanna step outside and say that?

[Rain Man]

11 minutes left.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Jay Glazer reported that New England is trying to trade for a ‘premium wide receiver‘.

Belichick knows. He can’t keep up with KC without adding more.

[Beef Supreme]

Patrickulate the ball down the field.

[Rasputin]

Broncos are down

RB Royce Freeman
RT Jared Veldheer
SS Darian Stewart
OLB Shane Ray

We are going to rape RAPE RAPE

Von had limited practice this week not 100%

[Rain Man]

10 minutes to go.

Now 9 minutes to go.

[ptlyon]

Von had limited practice this week not 100%

Bloody nose from the Halloween party?

[carcosa]

Jay Glazer reported that New England is trying to trade for a ‘premium wide receiver‘.

Belichick knows. He can’t keep up with KC without adding more.

Time to get PP!!!! Make them an offer they can't refuse!!!

[ptlyon]

You wanna step outside and say that?

I am outside

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

10 minutes to go.

Now 9 minutes to go.

I'M GLAD WE DON'T HAVE TO TURN OUR CLOCKS BACK AT 11:55 TODAY

[Rain Man]

It's fitting that the guy in the Raiders outfit is a loser in that commercial.

[Rain Man]

I am outside

Get inside and watch the game. There's 8 minutes left.

[TribalElder]

Jay Glazer reported that New England is trying to trade for a ‘premium wide receiver‘.

Belichick knows. He can’t keep up with KC without adding more.

Teams should refuse to trade with NE

fuck those cheating bastards

[Hammock Parties]

Pat Mahomes on the field, Rich Gannon and Kevin Harlan in the booth....this is a Chiefs day bitches.

[Rain Man]

7 minutes left. I'm ready to roll.

[Coach]

T minus 6 minutes.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I hope the team is as amped as last week

[MMXcalibur]

How many passing touchdowns today for Mahomes?
6?
7?
8?
An infinite amount?

[Rasputin]

Dear Lord guide us this day to rape the Broncos and no Chiefs injuries

:grovel:

Amen

[siberian khatru]

Jay Glazer reported that New England is trying to trade for a ‘premium wide receiver‘.

Belichick knows. He can’t keep up with KC without adding more.

Ha. I saw that and immediately thought the same thing. Gordon isn’t enough.

[Rain Man]

When they show the Chiefs' offensive stars, there's not enough room on the screen to show them all.

6 minutes left.

[carcosa]

Is it just my tv or does Kevin Harlan look kind of ill

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Dear Lord guide us this day to rape the Broncos and no Chiefs injuries

:grovel:

Amen

X2

[Baby Lee]

Harlan Gannon. . . . Woooo, . . HOOO!!

https://blanknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ric-flair-647959.jpg

[redfan]

Inn, like a medieval serving house.

[MahiMike]

should i see a doctor?

first thing i think of upon waking... chiefs. :thumb:
last thing i think of when falling asleep... chiefs :thumb:
the first middle and last thing i think of while dreaming... chiefs :cuss: :D

Worst part is all the dreams. It's really affecting my sleep pattern.

[Rain Man]

How many passing touchdowns today for Mahomes?
6?
7?
8?
An infinite amount?

I don't think I could feel comfortable with infinite, but I'm guessing at least double digits.

5 minutes left.

[Rain Man]

4 minutes left! Start yelling if you're at the game.

[Rasputin]

How many people at home do the tomahawk chop?

I do

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Will we win the coin toss

[Rain Man]

Quick commercial break. 3 minutes left.

[Baby Lee]

Before every game now, I feel like an 8 year-old getting out of bed on Christmas morning. This is what I've been looking for for decades.

https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/movie-quote-monday.jpg

[Easy 6]

Fords on pace for 11-12 sacks, about what we expected

[KChiefs1]

Listening to the Chiefs Radio Network & Kendall Gammon is awful.


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[Imon Yourside]

Ok folks who wins the toss?

[Rain Man]

Ugh. Political commercials on here in Denver. But it doesn't matter, because there's only 2 minutes left.

[Hammock Parties]

Denver is starting scabs at RT and S.

We are going to take a big horse dump on them.

[tonyetony]

Jesus the game hasn't started and I could just strangle Gannon already.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Talk is over "not much talk this week". Time to play!

[Baby Lee]

Oh. Everyone knows it's the jag wires.

Jah gyu wires.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I really hope the crowd is really really really loud today

[Rain Man]

https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/movie-quote-monday.jpg

All I want for Christmas is a former Red Raider howitzer.

1 minute left.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Denver is starting scabs at RT and S.

We are going to take a big horse dump on them.

All in for a Horse dump

[Rasputin]

With over 78 thousands in attendance at Arrowhead and millions around the world


If you AIN"T DOWN WITH THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS I've Got five words for you



GET

READY

TO

SUCK

IT

[Marcellus]

Did we win the coin toss again?

[smithandrew051]

Duck the Fonks!!!!!

[Rain Man]

Okay, my arms are over my head waving. It's starting! Our weekly dose of joy!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I hope this game makes Peyton Mannings 0.00 4int look like a really good game.

[RINGLEADER]

Sex Pat-ther

40% of the time it works every time



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[KChiefs1]

Did we win the coin toss again?



Yes

8 for 8.


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[RunKC]

We should blow these guys out

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Yes

8 for 8.


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Wholly SHIT!

[Marcellus]

Yes

8 for 8.


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That is unreal.

[tk13]

We're going to be the first team to win all 16 coin tosses in a regular season, then lose the first one in the playoffs. Because Chiefs.

[MMXcalibur]

Coin toss masters!

[Sofa King]

Here we go boys!

[Rain Man]

Won the toss again.

[Imon Yourside]

Yes

8 for 8.


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RIGGED!!!!!!!!!! :D

[carcosa]

8 for 8!

[Hammock Parties]

what the fuck is case doing with his hands? LMAO

beta

[chefs fan in omaha]

Where can I stream the game on my iPad?

[Jerok]

8 for 8!

12 for 12, preseason too

[ptlyon]

Bury these fucks. Let's get this party started.

[MMXcalibur]

C'mon, don't let this asshole run wild.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

38-18 KC
Keenum sacked 5 times and picked twice

Hill, Hunt and Kelce each have 100 yard game.

[Rain Man]

I had no idea that Phillip Lindsey was a dwarf.

[Hammock Parties]

lol dumbfucks can't even complete a slant

[jonzie04]

Let’s go chiefsss!

[kc rush]

I like it when Thomas drops the ball

[Hammock Parties]

get OFF the field CUNTS

[Coach]

Good defensive start. 3 and out.

[kc rush]

Great stop

[RINGLEADER]

3-and-out

[Easy 6]

3 and out bitches!

[Rain Man]

Punt it to Tyreek. I dare you.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

CRUSHED!! Good tackling.

[Hoover]

1. Win toss.
2. Defer
3. Defense force 3 and out
4. Chiefs score first.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

3 AND OUT BITCHES!

[Hammock Parties]

throw it DEEEEEEEEEEP

[MMXcalibur]

Get your Astroglide ready.
Here comes Mahomes.

[Coach]

Damn near broke that.

[RINGLEADER]

Tyreek - close

[jonzie04]

Tyreeek, good field position.

[St. Patty's Fire]

arrowhead crowd is OP

[kc rush]

Let's go. Kill them then humiliate them

[cdcox]

Thought he was gone.

[Rain Man]

Nice homage to Casey Wiegmann by Reiter.

[Hammock Parties]

What the fuck is Andy calling.

[Coach]

Burn that playcall, Andy.

[carcosa]

Just call a god damn pass

[RINGLEADER]

fail

[Rasputin]

That didn't work.

[Easy 6]

Uh lets not run that play again, mmmk?

[carcosa]

Well that sucked

[kc rush]

That didn't work

[Rain Man]

No score? I don't understand.

[MMXcalibur]

No opening score?
WTF IS THIS!?!?!

I WANT HEADS TO ROLL!

[DRM08]

Not a good start Pat.

[BigBeauford]

Horrible playcalling.

[Rasputin]

God damn it first time we didn't score in opening drive this year.

[Hammock Parties]

well that was an abortion

put the goddamn read options in the toilet

[jonzie04]

Good defense by Chubb.

[smithandrew051]

That 2nd down debacle was a killer

[TambaBerry]

That was on mahomes. He'll go to the sideline and see what he did wrong

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Fisher getting his ass whipped.

[Rain Man]

Maybe we decided to punt because McKenzie is their punt returner. You can gain good yardage on the fumble.

[Hammock Parties]

Also, I still hate Fisher. I don't care if he's "improved." He shouldn't get toasted like that EVER.

[FAX]

Go #62!!!

FAX

[notorious]

Fisher you fucking suck..

[jonzie04]

But yeah, why a read option on 2nd and 8-9? Come on Andy.

[Hoover]

I'm so confused.

[TambaBerry]

Fisher getting his ass whipped.

No mahomes ran backwards

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Need quick pass plays. Denver will bring a lot of pressure.

[RINGLEADER]

Ed Wood wrote the script for that opening drive...

[jaa1025]

Yeah not sure if Reid or Belemy is responsible for that 2nd and 8 playcalling but it's probably the worst playcalling of the season. Luckily Mahomes got up.

[ptlyon]

OK, this may be more difficult than we first thought. We still beat these clowns. Something will happen, the crowd will get into it, and game over.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Draft Left Tackle with #1/32

[bigjosh]

Shitty gameplan on that first drive.

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[Rain Man]

That 2nd down debacle was a killer

That tackle on second down frightened me. Don't let Patrick Mahomes II get hit, Andy.

[DRM08]

No mahomes ran backwards

Both can happen at same time.

[Rasputin]

I forgot about Formerly Known as MVP



FKaMVP Dustin Colquitt

[notorious]

This will be a tough game. Strap in.

[Easy 6]

Ed Wood wrote the script for that opening drive...

LMAO

[tonyetony]

A couple screens to Hunt will slow them down.

[Hammock Parties]

Mahomes fucked up that read option. He needs to hand that ball off.

https://i.imgur.com/li9XIGi.png

[FAX]

Well defensed screen.

FAX

[RINGLEADER]

Mahomes ****ed up that read option. He needs to hand that ball off.

https://i.imgur.com/li9XIGi.png


Looks like he thought Chubb committed to stopping Hunt, but he didn't

[UK_Chief]

Seemed like the pocket was there but PM didn’t step up. I could be wrong though as didn’t see a reply

[Rasputin]

WACK

[Rain Man]

Nice stop.

[RINGLEADER]

Nice stop Hitchens.

Get one more guys.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Anthony BOOM Hitchens!!!

[Easy 6]

HITCHENS WITH THE HOT SAUCE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kc rush]

That sucked

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Denver should run 50 times today.

[Hammock Parties]

I don't understand how Jones can be so trash vs the run.

[jonzie04]

9 players working 5 yards of the LOS and still can’t stop the run.

[Hammock Parties]

Ford was fucking HELD

[Coach]

Nice defense, shit heads.

[Why Not?]

Shitty defense. Awful start so far.

[Rasputin]

Mother fucker

[Ron Swanson]

wtf was Parker doing?

[notorious]

Denver should never pass.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

That was piss poor coverage. Fuller stopped.

[jaa1025]

Denver came to play. Chiefs did not.

[Rain Man]

No idea what Fuller was doing there.

[DRM08]

Need them to get a red zone stop.