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luv

10-31-2018, 08:03 AM

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At first, I wondered, "Why do they have a jaguar holding a Chiefs bucket?" Then I realized it's Tyreek Hill dressed as a cheetah. :)

Anyone have any littles going out, or did you attend any parties? Let's see those costume pictures!

Happy Halloween!

Rasputin

10-31-2018, 08:07 AM

Rasputin

10-31-2018, 08:09 AM

luv

10-31-2018, 08:11 AM

My little is ready to blast off tonight!

(Pic is from Saturday before heading to mall-o-ween.)

loochy

10-31-2018, 08:15 AM

My little is ready to blast off tonight!

(Pic is from Saturday before heading to mall-o-ween.)

Boom. #facebookplanet
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Dartgod

10-31-2018, 08:30 AM

BOO!

chinaski

10-31-2018, 09:00 AM

NICE!

luv

10-31-2018, 10:07 AM

Boom. #facebookplanet
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There is a thread about people pets, and you get on to me for this? Lame.

gblowfish

10-31-2018, 12:23 PM

Happy Halloween to all my CP pals, including the kooky ones in the DC section!

BucEyedPea

10-31-2018, 12:53 PM

Got my gigantic pumpkin drilled with round eyes and open mouth with a spider crawling over it, and a painted cob web on top—plus my Halloween display in my lobby with my spooky candelabra, bottle of fake poison, and my other white pumpkins painted and carved with cobwebs and a crow. Scarecrow's been out front, one hanging on door but too lazy to get my fog machine out from the attic. Now I wish I had put it out.

Dressed up as a witch named Nimrata handing out candy with witch fingers and nails.

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ChiefBlueCFC

10-31-2018, 01:10 PM

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Pennywise

10-31-2018, 02:10 PM

Almost as good as the litter box cake.

Simply Red

10-31-2018, 02:15 PM

Happy Halloween!

digger

10-31-2018, 02:21 PM

BOO!
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Katipan

10-31-2018, 03:10 PM

My little is ready to blast off tonight!

(Pic is from Saturday before heading to mall-o-ween.)

Wow he is a grown ass kid. What the hell happened to the time?
Super cute Luv.

Radar Chief

10-31-2018, 03:14 PM

This looks like a good topic for this video.

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TinyEvel

10-31-2018, 03:17 PM

Here's me as Daughtry...

SAUTO

10-31-2018, 04:00 PM

Bubba is dressing up as patrick mahomes.
I'll bet he's the only person in this world that's worn out a mahomes Jersey. And he's only had it since August...

Rasputin

10-31-2018, 05:13 PM

Happy Halloween
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Rasputin

10-31-2018, 05:16 PM

Me
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Me & Ted who likes the Grateful Dead
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Gonna watch Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2 on the projectory

cooper barrett

10-31-2018, 06:01 PM

Rain Man

10-31-2018, 06:06 PM

I'm trying to understand the picture fully in the OP. As Luv mentioned, the Chiefs is Tyreek Hill as a cheetah. But what are the rest of them? Here's my best guess, from front to back. Let me know if I'm correct or not.

2. The Bills are a bull because they like to throw bilbuls onto the field (or something like that).
3. The Bears are Mike Ditka because that was the last time they were relevant.
4. The Lions are a solo lion because they have no pride.
5. The Browns are a juice box because small children can easily handle them.
6. The Broncos are a prospector because they're really dirty.
7. The Titans are a pineapple because Jeff Triplette apparently really likes pineapple.
8. The Packers are a guy hanging from a dead branch because we all know they'll go down the next time Rodgers' collarbone snaps.
9. The Jets are an 18th-century guy because they're controlled by Patriots.
10. The Panthers are a guy with a boombox because they're annoying to everyone around them and no one knows why they're around.
11. The Buccaneers are a magician because we all know that Jameis Winston will eventually put a woman in a box and saw her in half.
12. The Eagles are a stray dog because visiting fans get pounded there.
13. The Ravens are an alcoholic because they're not actually in costume.
14. The Falcons are a fake airplane because it's obvious that they're never going anywhere.
15. The Raiders are a mentally deficient guy who is trying really hard to act tough even though everyone knows he's not.
16. The Vikings are a hand because what else is there to do there in the winter.
17. The Giants are a joker because obviously their team is a joke.
18. The Cardinals are a cardinal because they don't scare anybody at all.
19. The Bengals are a guy in a tree because Marv Lewis won't leaf.
20. The 49ers are wizards because the women there are hairy and they're into pot(ters) there.
21. The Saints are a piece of taffy because everything you touch in New Orleans is kind of sticky.
22. The Patriots are a goat because they can do anything they damn well want and nobody's going to penalize them for not following the rules.
23. The Dolphins are a dolphin because their only other option is an elderly Jewish person from Brooklyn.
24. The Rams are a ram because f**k ewe, Marcus Peters.
25. The Colts are a departing naval captain because everyone knows they're a sinking ship.
26. The Cowboys are Woody from Toy Story because Jerry Jones is light years behind the trends.
27. The Chargers are a 1980s rock singer because they perform regularly in a strange city where they don't belong.
28. The Jaguars are a lock because of Bortles' picks.
29. The Seahawks are a frankenstein because it's a really good costume even though it's not black enough.
30. The Redskins is a guy in blackface, because they're racist.
31. The Texans are a masked superhero because no one knows who they are.
32. The Steelers is a guy looking over a roof, because of Roethlisberger's love of roofies.

Rasputin

10-31-2018, 06:44 PM

Watching Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2

FAX

10-31-2018, 06:52 PM

Halloween has changed a great deal since I was a lad trying to avoid juvenile detention.

These kids in my neighborhood just roam around like sugar-starved idiots and beg for candy. They ask nicely and say "thank you" and everything. No flaming bags of manure on the front porch, no toilet paper in the trees, no egg washes on the cars ... nothing.

Halloween has become Night Of The Prepubescent Little Pussies.

FAX

HonestChieffan

10-31-2018, 07:53 PM

Drop an apple in their bag and tell them to move on

cooper barrett

10-31-2018, 08:40 PM

Dartgod

10-31-2018, 09:37 PM

My Andy Reid costume. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181101/5fa52ed845a077028b813012aa23dd54.jpg

BucEyedPea

10-31-2018, 09:50 PM

There was a really awesome costume I had come to my door tonight. A kid about age 10-12 , could see him through the plastic window, was a gigantic inflatable T-Rex skeleton or Godzilla. Just really awesome.

Then got a family of Disney characters with one, the teenager about age 17 as Snow White who was a beautiful Snow White, looked just like how she looks in pictures. The other about age 4 was Belle and one about 2, whining and screaming as the Lil' Mermaid. Best Lil' Mermaid costume I ever saw. I don't think she really liked Halloween though.

007

10-31-2018, 11:00 PM

And good riddance.

BucEyedPea

11-01-2018, 02:22 PM

Okay, so it's a day late, but I just saw it. It was funny. FAX is right Halloween has changed—a LOT and in more ways than he thought.

srvy

11-01-2018, 04:24 PM

My Andy Reid costume. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181101/5fa52ed845a077028b813012aa23dd54.jpg

Nice touch with the junk food menu :D:clap:

Dartgod

11-01-2018, 04:36 PM

Nice touch with the junk food menu :D:clap:

Junk food? JUNK food?

That's WAFFLE HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE!!

Bearcat

11-01-2018, 06:25 PM

Boom. #facebookplanet
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If this was facebook, I'd see the same 4 fucking posts for a week at a time from people I never interact with despite all efforts to simply see all the fucking posts in chronological order.

cabletech94

11-01-2018, 06:36 PM

Nov. 1st is the 3rd or 4th best day of the year.

halloween candy is discounted at all retail stores!!! ive got candy 'til easter now, YO!!!