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penguinz
11-12-2018, 03:00 PM
Why is it so hard for people to speak/type this correctly?

It is “Could not care less.”

American education system is pathetic.

Demonpenz
11-12-2018, 03:01 PM
It is could if you could not hard to understand

Fish
11-12-2018, 03:01 PM
I could care less about this thread.

Dartgod
11-12-2018, 03:01 PM
What if they could care less though?

Nickhead
11-12-2018, 03:01 PM
irregardless, do you have a mahomes jersey? :D

RubberSponge
11-12-2018, 03:03 PM
Your just being mean now.

65TPT
11-12-2018, 03:04 PM
don't curr

penguinz
11-12-2018, 03:04 PM
irregardless, do you have a mahomes jersey? :DIf I remember correctly you are in Australia. If so then you are allowed to leave words out. Have to use time wisely with a venomous snake or spider ready to attack you at any moment!

Hammock Parties
11-12-2018, 03:05 PM
how do you like patrick maholmes

my favorite play is tony gonzales

Simply Red
11-12-2018, 03:06 PM
jizz

loochy
11-12-2018, 03:07 PM
Saying that one could "care less" could imply an incredible range of caring, from caring almost 99.99999999% to caring 0%. What a useless waste of words.
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Jerok
11-12-2018, 03:07 PM
I could care less about this thread.

loochy
11-12-2018, 03:08 PM
Your just being mean now.<br />
<br />
You're statement doesn't reflect yore intelligence. Maybe you can go put some apostrophe's on plural noun's.<br />

Chiefs4TheWin
11-12-2018, 03:09 PM
Blakiston's fish owl (Bubo blakistoni) is one of the rarest owls in the world, an endangered bird restricted to Russia, China, Japan and possibly North Korea. This owl is also the largest on Earth.

gblowfish
11-12-2018, 03:12 PM
Why is this a poop thread? I care about my poop threads!!!

penguinz
11-12-2018, 03:12 PM
Blakiston's fish owl (Bubo blakistoni) is one of the rarest owls in the world, an endangered bird restricted to Russia, China, Japan and possibly North Korea. This owl is also the largest on Earth.Great grey owl is larger. The Blakiston weighs more.

penguinz
11-12-2018, 03:13 PM
Why is this a poop thread? I care about my poop threads!!!Because last nights dinner is fighting back and I am having intestinal issues today.

DaFace
11-12-2018, 03:14 PM
It's more just that the phrase has (incorrectly) been said so often that people don't know the difference. There are probably hundreds of phrases in the English language that don't really make all that much sense to us - we just know what they mean because we hear them so often, and the phrase takes on its own meaning.

break the ice
butter someone up
barking up the wrong tree
turn a blind eye
bury the hatchet
the whole nine yards
etc.

Simply Red
11-12-2018, 03:16 PM
jism

booger
11-12-2018, 03:17 PM
Everybody can take a shit but nobody gives a shit. Shit happens.

JakeF
11-12-2018, 03:17 PM
Why do you care so much?

Clyde Frog
11-12-2018, 03:18 PM
A proper ellipsis is ..., not ....

Chiefs4TheWin
11-12-2018, 03:21 PM
Great grey owl is larger. The Blakiston weighs more.

The internet lied to me!

Nickhead
11-12-2018, 03:21 PM
If I remember correctly you are in Australia. If so then you are allowed to leave words out. Have to use time wisely with a venomous snake or spider ready to attack you at any moment!

it's straya mate! :thumb:

just a normal cat having a drink

https://i.imgur.com/CMl33zh.jpg

nope! ROFL
https://i.imgur.com/4RYMscN.jpg

booger
11-12-2018, 03:23 PM
Why is this a poop thread? I care about my poop threads!!!

See this is exactly what I’m talking about. George gives a shit. Be more like George!

Chief Pagan
11-12-2018, 03:26 PM
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/i_could_care_less.png

Eleazar
11-12-2018, 03:35 PM
I guess you are right about that, but hindsight is 50/50

saphojunkie
11-12-2018, 03:38 PM
Bigly

loochy
11-12-2018, 03:39 PM
See this is exactly what I’m talking about. George gives a shit. Be more like George!

George could care less....because he gives a shit, so it would in fact be possible for him to care less than he currently does.
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In58men
11-12-2018, 03:43 PM
I can’t care any less

LiveSteam
11-12-2018, 03:43 PM
Last month I bought a 1990 Jeep YJ


Bet you could not care less.
But I care lots

loochy
11-12-2018, 03:44 PM
Last month I bought a 1990 Jeep YJ


Bet you could not care less.
But I care lots

You could care less.
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stumppy
11-12-2018, 03:45 PM
I could care lesser

I could carry less

I would care less



Ah hell.......you know wtf I mean.

Nickhead
11-12-2018, 03:45 PM
technically it's 'couldn't care less' :thumb:

booger
11-12-2018, 03:45 PM
George could care less....because he gives a shit, so it would in fact be possible for him to care less than he currently does.
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That shit is whack. But George sure does know his shit

Nickhead
11-12-2018, 03:47 PM
Everybody can take a shit but nobody gives a shit. Shit happens.

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you better not pick your friends' nose :D

loochy
11-12-2018, 03:48 PM
Everybody can take a shit but nobody gives a shit. Shit happens.<br />
<br />
This reminds me of, Vailpass (I think it was him, or was it Listopencil?) that talked about "taking head" from some ol' broad.<br />

Deberg_1990
11-12-2018, 03:49 PM
I couldnt give one F**k about this thread!

booger
11-12-2018, 03:49 PM
you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you better not pick your friends' nose :D

No shit Sherlock :thumb:

Donger
11-12-2018, 03:50 PM
It's more just that the phrase has (incorrectly) been said so often that people don't know the difference. There are probably hundreds of phrases in the English language that don't really make all that much sense to us - we just know what they mean because we hear them so often, and the phrase takes on its own meaning.

break the ice
butter someone up
barking up the wrong tree
turn a blind eye
bury the hatchet
the whole nine yards
etc.

Those are idioms. Saying "I could care less" is actually illogical.

LiveSteam
11-12-2018, 03:50 PM
You could care less.
Posted via Mobile Device

I'm so confused

Donger
11-12-2018, 03:51 PM
I couldnt give one F**k about this thread!

That's actually correct.

booger
11-12-2018, 03:55 PM
<br />
<br />
This reminds me of, Vailpass (I think it was him, or was it Listopencil?) that talked about "taking head" from some ol' broad.<br />

That’s right! One eyed Wanda I think he said her name was. Or one leg Wanda. One of those. They were both shitfaced

chinaski
11-12-2018, 03:57 PM
Is their a Little Cesar’s in Mexico City? Endkwyering minds wanna no.

Spott
11-12-2018, 04:09 PM
Your mistaken. Irregardless, I could of cared less, but I’m not all they’re.

Rain Man
11-12-2018, 04:19 PM
I could care less about this thread.

Same here. I find it quite interesting.

Rain Man
11-12-2018, 04:20 PM
That's actually correct.

Do you actually know that he's incapable of giving one? Or did he incorrectly state that he couldn't do it, when in actuality he has the capability but simply wouldn't do it?

MahiMike
11-12-2018, 04:21 PM
Why is it so hard for people to speak/type this correctly?

It is “Could not care less.”

American education system is pathetic.

Thank you. Was bugging me too.

Donger
11-12-2018, 04:22 PM
Do you actually know that he's incapable of giving one? Or did he incorrectly state that he couldn't do it, when in actuality he has the capability but simply wouldn't do it?

Yes.

Imon Yourside
11-12-2018, 04:23 PM
I have always equated I could care less with I could care more very middle ground and non committal.

Simply Red
11-12-2018, 04:26 PM
<br />
<br />
This reminds me of, Vailpass (I think it was him, or was it Listopencil?) that talked about "taking head" from some ol' broad.<br />

Vailpass.

Simply Red
11-12-2018, 04:28 PM
Jizm or Jism?

booger
11-12-2018, 04:32 PM
Jizm or Jism?

Simply jiz

TLO
11-12-2018, 04:37 PM
Jizm or Jism?

yip

Simply Red
11-12-2018, 04:38 PM
Simply jiz

yip

Agreed!

Simply Red
11-12-2018, 04:39 PM
yip

Dude I keep thinking you're bootlegged with that obnoxious avatar.

FlaChief58
11-12-2018, 04:41 PM
All of the sudden, I too could care less about this subject

booger
11-12-2018, 04:41 PM
Sometimes George could care less so he simply jizzes red boogers?

Kman34
11-12-2018, 04:45 PM
I wouldn’t give two shits...

booger
11-12-2018, 04:46 PM
Is this simply dried jiz or a booger on my palm and don’t act like you don’t give a shit you’ve all been there before!

Simply Red
11-12-2018, 04:48 PM
Sometimes George could care less so he simply jizzes red boogers?

:clap:

Nickhead
11-12-2018, 04:51 PM
Is this simply dried jiz or a booger on my palm and don’t act like you don’t give a shit you’ve all been there before!

i could give too shits! :thumb:

Mama Hip Rockets
11-12-2018, 04:58 PM
It's more just that the phrase has (incorrectly) been said so often that people don't know the difference. There are probably hundreds of phrases in the English language that don't really make all that much sense to us - we just know what they mean because we hear them so often, and the phrase takes on its own meaning.

break the ice
butter someone up
barking up the wrong tree
turn a blind eye
bury the hatchet
the whole nine yards
etc.

Yeah, but none of those would make sense if you changed them the complete opposite of the correct phrases. Regardless of whether we know the phrases' origins, their meanings can be inferred pretty easily. Saying "I could care less" would be the equivalent of saying:

"I won't break the ice"
"I will not butter someone up"
"You're barking up the right tree"
"Turn an eye with full and perfect vision"
"Dig the buried hatchet out of the ground"
"The partial nine yards"

SuperBowl4
11-12-2018, 05:05 PM
I'm still trying to figure out Bill Clinton's what the meaning of is, is?

kjwood75nro
11-12-2018, 05:11 PM
Great grey owl is larger. The Blakiston weighs more.The Henway is even larger than that.

penguinz
11-12-2018, 05:15 PM
The Henway is even larger than that.Never heard of it. Link?

BWillie
11-12-2018, 05:44 PM
Why is it so hard for people to speak/type this correctly?

It is “Could not care less.”

American education system is pathetic.

If you know what they mean - then it's not really a big deal - but I feel you.

TribalElder
11-12-2018, 06:08 PM
Why is it so hard for people to speak/type this correctly?

It is “Could not care less.”

American education system is pathetic.

It's like taking a shit

I'm not taking anything, I'm leaving something though

Dartgod
11-12-2018, 06:12 PM
The Henway is even larger than that.

I'll play along.


What's a Henway?

Mama Hip Rockets
11-12-2018, 06:52 PM
If you know what they mean - then it's not really a big deal - but I feel you.

It is a big deal. They are saying the exact opposite of what they mean. They sound like idiots.

lewdog
11-12-2018, 07:32 PM
I could care less about you................


but I won't.


xoxo
Lewdog

penguinz
11-12-2018, 07:33 PM
I could care less about you................


but I won't.


xoxo
Lewdog
You’re dreamy.

ILChief
11-12-2018, 07:34 PM
I thought this was the Monday night game thread

BWillie
11-12-2018, 07:39 PM
It is a big deal. They are saying the exact opposite of what they mean. They sound like idiots.

When someone says that - do you not know what they mean?

No.

You know exactly what they mean.

As long as you know what it means - non issue.

stevieray
11-12-2018, 07:45 PM
no1currless

Rain Man
11-12-2018, 07:47 PM
I thought this was the Monday night game thread

I believe that you're looking for the "Couldn't Care Less" thread. It's an easy mistake to make, apparently.

Maine
11-12-2018, 07:49 PM
I believe that you're looking for the "Couldn't Care Less" thread. It's an easy mistake to make, apparently.

yip

Al Bundy
11-12-2018, 08:03 PM
It's because people too stupid to know the difference and then when they are called on it they always say "Well you knew what I meant."

penguinz
11-12-2018, 08:06 PM
I blame common core.

Mama Hip Rockets
11-12-2018, 08:10 PM
When someone says that - do you not know what they mean?

No.

You know exactly what they mean.

As long as you know what it means - non issue.

So if I say "I like the Broncos" instead of "I hate the Broncos," do you understand what I mean? How is saying the exact opposite of what I mean doing anybody any good? The fact that ignorant people have made something mainstream doesn't make it a non-issue. Ignorance is an issue.

Nickhead
11-12-2018, 08:37 PM
I blame common core.

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Q'd the fuck outta this one :D

Randallflagg
11-12-2018, 10:06 PM
I could care less about this thread.


And while we’re at it - irregardless of your incongruities, I couldn’t care less, also. ROFL

Rain Man
11-12-2018, 10:19 PM
So if I say "I like the Broncos" instead of "I hate the Broncos," do you understand what I mean? How is saying the exact opposite of what I mean doing anybody any good? The fact that ignorant people have made something mainstream doesn't make it a non-issue. Ignorance is an issue.

In your example, it means they hate the Broncos, because it's universally known that everyone hates the Broncos.

wheeler08
11-12-2018, 10:40 PM
Wow. It’s great that we’re having such a great season that on a Monday after a game this is what we’re bitching about.

Buehler445
11-12-2018, 10:49 PM
It's not as bad as the suckers of penis that say "Tough Road to Hoe"

Motherfuckers, it is ROW to hoe. As a dude who as actually hoed rows, IT IS MOTHERFUCKING TOUGH ROW TO HOE.

You fucks.

https://www.farmflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/7940711THB0276.jpg

mr. tegu
11-12-2018, 11:31 PM
A few days ago from a documentary I learned that the origin of the word marathon as a distance race comes from a Greek messenger running from Marathon to Athens to report on a battle the Greeks won against the Persians.

Buehler445
11-12-2018, 11:32 PM
A few days ago from a documentary I learned that the origin of the word marathon as a distance race comes from a Greek messenger running from Marathon to Athens to report on a battle the Greeks won against the Persians.

And died about it.

lewdog
11-13-2018, 07:11 AM
It's not as bad as the suckers of penis that say "Tough Road to Hoe"

Motherfuckers, it is ROW to hoe. As a dude who as actually hoed rows, IT IS MOTHERFUCKING TOUGH ROW TO HOE.

You fucks.

https://www.farmflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/7940711THB0276.jpg

But what if someone is actually hoeing a road? Like a country road. What then?

RubberSponge
11-13-2018, 08:12 AM
It's not as bad as the suckers of penis that say "Tough Road to Hoe"

Mother****ers, it is ROW to hoe. As a dude who as actually hoed rows, IT IS MOTHER****ING TOUGH ROW TO HOE.

You ****s.

https://www.farmflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/7940711THB0276.jpg

Pfft.

Tough road to hoe is the plight of the American prostitute.


May need scho to confirm.

Reerun_KC
11-13-2018, 08:16 AM
It's not as bad as the suckers of penis that say "Tough Road to Hoe"

Mother****ers, it is ROW to hoe. As a dude who as actually hoed rows, IT IS MOTHER****ING TOUGH ROW TO HOE.

You ****s.

https://www.farmflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/7940711THB0276.jpg

Why you so angry?

Dinny Bossa Nova
11-13-2018, 10:19 AM
you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you better not pick your friends' nose :D

I always say you can pick your nose and you can pick your friend's nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

And you don't posta end a sentence with a preposition that I'm aware of.

And you don't posta begin a sentence with "and".

And don't eat junk-food.

Dinny

Dinny Bossa Nova
11-13-2018, 10:21 AM
In your example, it means they hate the Broncos, because it's universally known that everyone hates the Broncos.

I could care le...wait.

I couldn't care...wait

………………………..

Fuck the Broncos.

Dinny