This girl lived close to you?

[Msmith]

"ST. LOUIS (KMOV.com) -- The Missouri State Highway Patrol said the body of a missing dancer with the St. Louis Ballet Company was discovered Wednesday morning.

On November 12, a state park ranger found Raffaella Stroik’s vehicle in a boat ramp parking lot off Highway 107 in Mark Twain State Park. Stroik's body was found Wednesday morning near a boat ramp in Florida, Missouri, police confirmed. According to police, a private pilot spotted a body in the water around 9:40 a.m. and the Missouri State Highway Patrol's water division recovered the body near a bank..."

Link:https://www.kmov.com/news/body-of-missing-st-louis-ballerina-found-near-mark-twain/article_97b69c38-e79c-11e8-ad69-27882fd0cbc5.html?fbclid=IwAR1V5nXm0mi9KV-WhuD4lzwh5mYPtu57omV139dWaiMnUz3gVvvTZS5PCH0

[wazu]

What a creepily weird thread title.

[TLO]

What a creepily weird thread title.

Yeah, I don't get it? :shrug:

[Eleazar]

St. Louis Post-Disgust article says no foul play is suspected.

[TLO]

St. Louis Post-Disgust article says no foul play is suspected.

This girl lived close to you?

[Jerm]

What the hell is going on here...

[TLO]

What the hell is going on here...

This girl lived close to you?

[redfan]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like this girl who lived close to you?

[Eleazar]

You somehow texted ChiefsPlanet. Congrats

[TLO]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like this girl who lived close to you?

Alright... that's it. Everyone who has posted in this thread not named Elazer, TLO, or Jerm is to take an immediate drug test before posting further.

[TambaBerry]

this is such a sad thread but im dying laughing at the title and the comments.

[TimBone]

Florida, Missouri is very confusing when you don't know it exists and you read an article that references it. At first read, I thought the body was found in Florida, and the author just used too many commas.

[TLO]

Florida, Missouri is very confusing when you don't know it exists and you read an article that references it. At first read, I thought the body was found in Florida, and the author just used too many commas.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like this girl who lived close to you?

[TimBone]

You somehow texted ChiefsPlanet. CongratsLmao

[TimBone]

Could we petition Florida, Missouri to change its name? It's a bit unsettling, tbh.

[tooge]

Found her in Mark Twain lake. WTF was a girl like that doing up there this time of year? And Florida, Mo? Never heard of it.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

There better damn well be a Missouri, florida if there's a Florida ,missouri

[TLO]

There better damn well be a Missouri, florida if there's a Florida ,missouri

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SpicyAgonizingGalapagoshawk-max-1mb.gif

[Gravedigger]

What a creepily weird thread title.

Right up there next to "Anyone seen this dead chick?"

[TimBone]

Do we have any Florida, Missouri residents here at Chiefsplanet?

[loochy]

I COULD CARE LESS
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[Beef Supreme]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[Dayze]

statements like 'your girl' or "my girl'.....has a chance of coming off creepy more often than not.

Like the word "Ladies"
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[gblowfish]

This should be moved to the Florida News thread...

[kcpasco]

“No sign of foul Play.” Just your typical dead ballet dancer floating in a cold lake in November.

[KChiefs1]

“No sign of foul Play.” Just your typical dead ballet dancer floating in a cold lake in November.



Happens all the time.

Interesting is she danced in St Louis which is 3-4 hours away.

[JoeyChuckles]

Found her in Mark Twain lake. WTF was a girl like that doing up there this time of year? And Florida, Mo? Never heard of it.

This girl lived close to you?

[threebag]

“No sign of foul Play.” Just your typical dead ballet dancer floating in a cold lake in November.

They’ll take a couple swabs of her sausage wallet to confirm

[bowener]

“No sign of foul Play.” Just your typical dead ballet dancer floating in a cold lake in November.

The only way they could definitively rule out foul play would be if they found a suicide note because this shit doesn't make sense.

[loochy]

BTW....kinda hot :shrug:
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[Spott]

Didn’t know there was a Florida, Missouri. Maybe she had an accident while rafting with Huck Finn.

[Nickhead]

Happens all the time.

Interesting is she danced in St Louis which is 3-4 hours away.

upstream, there is a problem, downstream... yeah, could be accidental :D

[loochy]

I still can't make ANY sense of the thread title. What am I missing here?
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[tooge]

No signs of foul play, like, say a moth larva inserted into her mouth or something? Suppose they looked?

[Sassy Squatch]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?
https://i.redd.it/5lxg9e03qby11.png

[loochy]

"no no no no no no"

https://amp.thisisinsider.com/images/5bd3280a8b03df232c6a9592-750-562.jpg
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[tatorhog]

I still can't make ANY sense of the thread title. What am I missing here?
Posted via Mobile Device

It took many years to crack the mystery of the antikythera mechanism. There is beauty in the complexity.

[jjjayb]

Seen this video girl live close to you? Hope repost not FloridaMissouri.

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[Dartgod]

Happens all the time.

Interesting is she danced in St Louis which is 3-4 hours away.

Huh? Depends where you are in St. Louis, but Mark Twain Lake is no more than 2 hours away from most of the area.

[loochy]

Huh? Depends where you are in St. Louis, but Mark Twain Lake is no more than 2 hours away from most of the area.<br />
<br />
Is that close to you?

[RippedmyFlesh]

Can't you have just a normal murder like us NYers? Why do you have to go all creepy?

[Rain Man]

https://i.redd.it/5lxg9e03qby11.png

(Gasp.)

[Rain Man]

Didn’t know there was a Florida, Missouri. Maybe she had an accident while rafting with Huck Finn.

Trivia: There's a California in Missouri and a Mexico in Missouri, and you have to cross a river to get from one to the other.

[bowener]

Trivia: There's a California in Missouri and a Mexico in Missouri, and you have to cross a river to get from one to the other.

Ok. But you don't have to cross a river to go from Mexico to California...

[Dartgod]

Ok. But you don't have to cross a river to go from Mexico to California...

https://media.giphy.com/media/SDogLD4FOZMM8/giphy.gif

[Rain Man]

Ok. But you don't have to cross a river to go from Mexico to California...

Hmm. Then where was I?

[ptlyon]

BUILD A RIVER!

[Dartgod]

Hmm. Then where was I?

There is a Texas County, MO and a city of Houston, MO. You have to cross a river from either one to get to Mexico, MO.


You're welcome.

[Rain Man]

There is a Texas County, MO and a city of Houston, MO. You have to cross a river from either one to get to Mexico, MO.


You're welcome.

I bet that's it. But to get from Houston, Mo, to Caifornia, MO, did I have to drive through the new part of Mexico, MO? I don't remember.

[T-post Tom]

So this girl was a neighbor of Afroman? And he killed her by slapping her too hard? That's not nice.

[JoeyChuckles]

Nobody has yet answered if this girl lived close to you. Please answer the thread question.

[Beef Supreme]

Define close.

[wazu]

Nobody has yet answered if this girl lived close to you. Please answer the thread question.

Shudder to think what the follow-up questions will be if someone answers “yes”.

[seclark]

Do we have any Florida, Missouri residents here at Chiefsplanet?

i lived in florida, missouri for a couple years.
broke my ankle and had a concussion and was treated in mexico, missouri.
fyi,
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[Dartgod]

i lived in florida, missouri for a couple years.
broke my ankle and had a concussion and was treated in mexico, missouri.
fyi,
sec

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/67128137/yeah-but-did-you-die.jpg

[RippedmyFlesh]

i lived in florida, missouri for a couple years.
broke my ankle and had a concussion and was treated in mexico, missouri.
fyi,
sec

Kick's thread's ass and takes names.

[T-post Tom]

Nobody has yet answered if this girl lived close to you. Please answer the thread question.

Yes. That girl lived close to me. But Jean Claude lived even closer...

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Jean-Claude-Van-Damme-Dance.gif

[Coochie liquor]

BTW....kinda hot :shrug:
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Not in a lake in MO in fucking November she’s not!

[JoeyChuckles]

How do you start a thread like this and then never reply?

Msmith we have to know the meaning behind your title.

[Bugeater]

I still can't make ANY sense of the thread title. What am I missing here?
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That is why all the girls in town
Follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

[KCUnited]

Ms. Mith, how you doin?

[carcosa]

Checking in to see if this girl lived close to you, thanks

[NJChiefsFan]

Define close.

Yeah. I mean there is a Florida and Mexico between her and I but also I'm closer to her than I am to Mexico. It's really a matter of perspective.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I don't think she lived close to me. Sorry!

[Baby Lee]

The whole thing?

[Flying High D]

Florida, Missouri is very confusing when you don't know it exists and you read an article that references it. At first read, I thought the body was found in Florida, and the author just used too many commas.

I live close to there in Louisiana, Missouri.

[NJChiefsFan]

I live close to there in Louisiana, Missouri.

Which I'm assuming is West of Mexico?

[Baby Lee]

All that said, it is odd that a professional ballerina went [apparently almost a beeline] from a West County Whole Foods to a random lake in the boonies a couple hours away all by herself without mentioning it to anyone in late Oct/early Nov.

Anyone from the area know, is there something about the location that is attractive at that of year? Fall foliage? Migratory birds?

[Flying High D]

Which I'm assuming is West of Mexico?

Not actually, northeast of Mexico, MO.

[Simply Red]

this would be a great title for a horror film.

[threebag]

this would be a great title for a horror film.

Only if she was a serial dick sucker that liked to bite.

[hometeam]

I live in California, MO.

Just thought i would throw that out there.

[notorious]

I live in California, MO.

Just thought i would throw that out there.

Sounds nicer than Kansas, Ok.

[Simply Red]

Checking in to see if this girl lived close to you, thanks

TYVM

[Rausch]

I live in California, MO.

Just thought i would throw that out there.

I'm not far from there. We might have to watch a game sometime.



(Where I live - not there...:shake: )

[hometeam]

I'm not far from there. We might have to watch a game sometime.



(Where I live - not there...:shake: )

yea.. pretty sure you live in JC right? I work here~

[TLO]

Autopsy completed for ballerina found dead at Mark Twain Lake

ST. LOUIS – A St. Louis ballerina died as a result of drowning but the circumstances surrounding her death remain a mystery.

The body of 23-year-old Raffaella Maria Stroik was found in the water at Mark Twain Lake State Park on the morning of Wednesday, November 14, 2018, near the 107 boat ramp. Stroik lived in St. Louis but was originally from South Bend, Indiana. She had performed with the St. Louis Ballet since September 2017.

According to our news partners at the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the Monroe County Coroner’s Office ruled Stroik had drowned but said the manner of her death was unclear. The county coroner said Stroik did not leave a suicide note and she didn’t have injuries consistent with a fall.

Stroik did not have any drugs or alcohol in her system at the time of her death.

A private plane pilot located what he believed to be a person in the water and notified the Missouri State Highway Patrol. Members of the MSHP’s Water Patrol Division responded and recovered Stroik’s body.

Stroik was last seen on the morning of Monday, November 12, 2018, at the Whole Foods Market in Town and Country. Her vehicle was found the same day, two hours away, in rural Monroe County. The ranger who discovered the vehicle did not think it was suspicious because there was no missing persons report at that time.

A Missouri state trooper saw that Stroik’s car was still in the parking lot on Tuesday. The car was locked and her personal belongings, including a cellphone, were found inside the vehicle. Her keys were located outside the car.


Law enforcement contacted Stroik’s family. Her family did not know she was at the lake, which is located about 150 miles from St. Louis. They discovered she was missing and a report was filed on Tuesday, November 13.

Authorities conducted a ground, air, and water search. The search was called off when it became too dark Tuesday evening. There were around 100 people searching for Stroik, including community college students, firemen, and police officers.

Stroik’s car was found on one side of the lake. Her body was discovered Wednesday morning on the other side of the lake.

[TimeForWasp]

“No sign of foul Play.” Just your typical dead ballet dancer floating in a cold lake in November.


What a coincidence, on the same day a woman was seen falling out of an airplane that may have departed from an airport close to you.

[Naptown Chief]

this would be a great title for a horror film.

Only if she was a serial dick sucker that liked to bite.

ROFL

[notorious]

Have they found the serial killer known as Ms. Mith, yet?

[ForeverChiefs58]

There is an Arrowhead, Florida. I’m not sure of the amount of Chiefs fandom that is associated with the town though.

[HonestChieffan]

I blame the Pit Bulls.

[Naptown Chief]

I blame the Pit Bulls.

The natural thing to do

[Bugeater]

I think Msmith should be a person of interest due to the cryptic thread title.

[Naptown Chief]

I think Msmith should be a person of interest due to the cryptic thread title.

He's the guy that did the weird Alex Smith thread a week or two ago. He's a thread title guru

[Simply Red]

reminder: this girl lived close to u

[threebag]

https://www.whig.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/storyimage/WH/20181114/ARTICLE/311149842/AR/0/AR-311149842.jpg

Evidently she was a great dancer, but couldn’t swim worth a shit. Still think there’s some foul play

[Simply Red]

https://www.whig.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/storyimage/WH/20181114/ARTICLE/311149842/AR/0/AR-311149842.jpg

Evidently she was a great dancer, but couldn’t swim worth a shit. Still think there’s some foul play

is that 'this girl?'

[Beef Supreme]

is that 'this girl?'

She lived close to you?

[Simply Red]

This girl lived close to you?

[CasselGotPeedOn]

https://www.whig.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/storyimage/WH/20181114/ARTICLE/311149842/AR/0/AR-311149842.jpg

Evidently she was a great dancer, but couldn’t swim worth a shit. Still think there’s some foul play

Would(ve).

[Bugeater]

Eh....would still

[LittleMeatballNick]

Eh....would still

did she lived close to you?

[Simply Red]

Nick you need to post more, bud. Hope you're well. ;)

[Bugeater]

did she lived close to you?

She dieded close to me

[LittleMeatballNick]

Nick you need to post more, bud. Hope you're well. ;)

I'm always lurking man. I'm doing good, hope you are as well.

[TLO]

I still can't make ANY sense of the thread title. What am I missing here?
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I still don't get it.

We need msmith to explain.

[KChiefs1]

I got a random text from a woman who told me that a friend of hers told her I was single & a great guy. We started chatting & she lives in Lowell Massachusetts. She’s never been married, no kids & makes jewelry. She is 41 years old & she just came off a bad relationship where she caught her boyfriend in bed with her best friend. We texted back & forth for a couple of days & I wasn’t taking it to serious because she lives in Massachusetts. I did some of my best flirting & she started saying she would like to become more than friends. I told her I was too old for her & she should find someone her age & closer to her. She just kept saying she was sick of Massachusetts & these guy’s cheating on her.

We exchanged pictures because I figured that would end things after she saw my photos. She sent me hers. Here they are:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/fcc1cbf8523c78c1c221271b4678e627.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/3f8c042628d64d5782976b4ed370498a.jpg

My question is...is this for real? Can one of you do one of those google searches for pictures to see if this is real?

She says her name is Stephanie in Lowell Massachusetts. She says she is 41 but I’ve never seen a 41 year look this good. Her cell number has an Oklahoma area code.

Thoughts?

[TLO]

This thread has burst.

And a great thread to post this in too.

I'll do some digging and see what I come up with.

[Buddy Rich]

I got a random text from a woman who told me that a friend of hers told her I was single & a great guy. We started chatting & she lives in Lowell Massachusetts. She’s never been married, no kids & makes jewelry. She is 41 years old & she just came off a bad relationship where she caught her boyfriend in bed with her best friend. We texted back & forth for a couple of days & I wasn’t taking it to serious because she lives in Massachusetts. I did some of my best flirting & she started saying she would like to become more than friends. I told her I was too old for her & she should find someone her age & closer to her. She just kept saying she was sick of Massachusetts & these guy’s cheating on her.

We exchanged pictures because I figured that would end things after she saw my photos. She sent me hers. Here they are:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/fcc1cbf8523c78c1c221271b4678e627.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/3f8c042628d64d5782976b4ed370498a.jpg

My question is...is this for real? Can one of you do one of those google searches for pictures to see if this is real?

She says her name is Stephanie in Lowell Massachusetts. She says she is 41 but I’ve never seen a 41 year look this good. Her cell number has an Oklahoma area code.

Thoughts?

You can't be serious....

[lewdog]

You're getting fished like a cat, bro.

[TLO]

Any nudes?

[KChiefs1]

You're getting fished like a cat, bro.


I think so too but man she/he is so convincing. I figured it was a catfish from the beginning.

[KChiefs1]

Any nudes?


ROFL

No! Dammit!

[lewdog]

I think so too but man she/he is so convincing. I figured it was a catfish from the beginning.

She probably heard you put half a million on AMC.

[Peter Gibbons]

Alright... that's it. Everyone who has posted in this thread not named Elazer, TLO, or Jerm is to take an immediate drug test before posting further.

Will there be any sort of prize for the poster with the most drugs in their system? Asking for a friend.

[KChiefs1]

She probably heard you put half a million on AMC.


Honestly that thought did cross my mind. Just weird timing.

[Fish]

I got a random text from a woman who told me that a friend of hers told her I was single & a great guy. We started chatting & she lives in Lowell Massachusetts. She’s never been married, no kids & makes jewelry. She is 41 years old & she just came off a bad relationship where she caught her boyfriend in bed with her best friend. We texted back & forth for a couple of days & I wasn’t taking it to serious because she lives in Massachusetts. I did some of my best flirting & she started saying she would like to become more than friends. I told her I was too old for her & she should find someone her age & closer to her. She just kept saying she was sick of Massachusetts & these guy’s cheating on her.

We exchanged pictures because I figured that would end things after she saw my photos. She sent me hers. Here they are:

My question is...is this for real? Can one of you do one of those google searches for pictures to see if this is real?

She says her name is Stephanie in Lowell Massachusetts. She says she is 41 but I’ve never seen a 41 year look this good. Her cell number has an Oklahoma area code.

Thoughts?

LMAO... girls that look like that don't need to troll random older dudes via text. Come on, man....

[KChiefs1]

LMAO... girls that look like that don't need to troll random older dudes via text. Come on, man....


That’s actually what I told her. She shouldn’t have any problems finding a nice guy because they are out there if she really wanted one especially looking like that.

[TLO]

At this point you need to keep the conversation going, just steer it in a weird direction and see where it goes.

[KChiefs1]

At this point you need to keep the conversation going, just steer it in a weird direction and see where it goes.


I’ll ask for nudes to see what happens.

[Buehler445]

I love this place.

[KCUnited]

Put it all in AMC!

[Jewish Rabbi]

I got a random text from a woman who told me that a friend of hers told her I was single & a great guy. We started chatting & she lives in Lowell Massachusetts. She’s never been married, no kids & makes jewelry. She is 41 years old & she just came off a bad relationship where she caught her boyfriend in bed with her best friend. We texted back & forth for a couple of days & I wasn’t taking it to serious because she lives in Massachusetts. I did some of my best flirting & she started saying she would like to become more than friends. I told her I was too old for her & she should find someone her age & closer to her. She just kept saying she was sick of Massachusetts & these guy’s cheating on her.

We exchanged pictures because I figured that would end things after she saw my photos. She sent me hers. Here they are:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/fcc1cbf8523c78c1c221271b4678e627.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/3f8c042628d64d5782976b4ed370498a.jpg

My question is...is this for real? Can one of you do one of those google searches for pictures to see if this is real?

She says her name is Stephanie in Lowell Massachusetts. She says she is 41 but I’ve never seen a 41 year look this good. Her cell number has an Oklahoma area code.

Thoughts?

This girl lived close to you?

[Munson]

Seems legit!

[Clyde Frog]

That’s actually what I told her. She shouldn’t have any problems finding a nice guy because they are out there if she really wanted one especially looking like that.


Ask to FaceTime or vid chat. If “she” dodges or accepts then bails last minute or no shows w some wild excuse you’ll have your answer.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[listopencil]

I think so too but man she/he is so convincing. I figured it was a catfish from the beginning.

ROFL

No! Dammit!

Honestly that thought did cross my mind. Just weird timing.

That’s actually what I told her. She shouldn’t have any problems finding a nice guy because they are out there if she really wanted one especially looking like that.

I’ll ask for nudes to see what happens.

Someone has taken some modeling pics off of the internet and is using them to try to catfish you. That's porn star Katie Banks.

[Rain Man]

I got a random text from a woman who told me that a friend of hers told her I was single & a great guy. We started chatting & she lives in Lowell Massachusetts. She’s never been married, no kids & makes jewelry. She is 41 years old & she just came off a bad relationship where she caught her boyfriend in bed with her best friend. We texted back & forth for a couple of days & I wasn’t taking it to serious because she lives in Massachusetts. I did some of my best flirting & she started saying she would like to become more than friends. I told her I was too old for her & she should find someone her age & closer to her. She just kept saying she was sick of Massachusetts & these guy’s cheating on her.

We exchanged pictures because I figured that would end things after she saw my photos. She sent me hers. Here they are:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/fcc1cbf8523c78c1c221271b4678e627.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210613/3f8c042628d64d5782976b4ed370498a.jpg

My question is...is this for real? Can one of you do one of those google searches for pictures to see if this is real?

She says her name is Stephanie in Lowell Massachusetts. She says she is 41 but I’ve never seen a 41 year look this good. Her cell number has an Oklahoma area code.

Thoughts?


People will always send you pictures that portray themselves in a flattering light. So she may look great from that angle, but from a different angle she looks like this.

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-42711634bd64c4e11a4851b7115d9ffa

[TLO]

I’ll ask for nudes to see what happens.

Someone has taken some modeling pics off of the internet and is using them to try to catfish you. That's porn star Katie Banks.

Nudes are in the mail.

[Spott]

A little bit of googling and FB searching has turned up another Stephanie that is 41, lives in Lowell, and owns a business where she creates jewelry and other crafts. Not that anyone thought it would be, but she’s definitely not the girl in the pics.

[TLO]

A little bit of googling and FB searching has turned up another Stephanie that is 41, lives in Lowell, and owns a business where she creates jewelry and other crafts. Not that anyone thought it would be, but she’s definitely not the girl in the pics.

Found this as well. Do we post the actual pics?

[Spott]

Found this as well. Do we post the actual pics?

The one I found shows a woman with 2 kids and looks like an aged Kirstie Tynes. I don’t know if we should post the pics, because who knows if this woman is really texting him or if it’s someone else just using her info from a random FB profile.

[TinyEvel]

It is Kati Banks profile pics from Facebook. The only thing to do now is either tell them to GTFO or drag them along as far as you can (try to get her to send YOU money) and constantly update this thread with screen grabs of the convo.

[KChiefs1]

Someone has taken some modeling pics off of the internet and is using them to try to catfish you. That's porn star Katie Banks.


See that’s what I was looking for! Thanks!

I was thinking about telling her I was sending something to her & see what she said.

[KChiefs1]

People will always send you pictures that portray themselves in a flattering light. So she may look great from that angle, but from a different angle she looks like this.

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-42711634bd64c4e11a4851b7115d9ffa


ROFL

[Spott]

It is Kati Banks profile pics from Facebook. The only thing to do now is either tell them to GTFO or drag them along as far as you can (try to get her to send YOU money) and constantly update this thread with screen grabs of the convo.

And most importantly, please get her to register on CP so we can discuss this with her.

[listopencil]

See that’s what I was looking for! Thanks!

I was thinking about telling her I was sending something to her & see what she said.

You should ask 'her' why 'she' is using Katie Banks' pics instead of 'her' own pics. And if 'she' argues with you about it send 'her' a link to the FB page with the original pic.

[KChiefs1]

You should ask 'her' why 'she' is using Katie Banks' pics instead of 'her' own pics. And if 'she' argues with you about it send 'her' a link to the FB page with the original pic.


Thanks dude! I knew you guys could help me.

[KChiefs1]

And most importantly, please get her to register on CP so we can discuss this with her.


I’ll do my best.

[Spott]

I’ll do my best.

The good news is that given her occupation, there’s a good chance she’ll let you PIIHB.

[Rain Man]

It is Kati Banks profile pics from Facebook. The only thing to do now is either tell them to GTFO or drag them along as far as you can (try to get her to send YOU money) and constantly update this thread with screen grabs of the convo.

Do we know where Kati Banks lives? We're not considering the possibility that it's actually her.

[Rain Man]

Do we know where Kati Banks lives? We're not considering the possibility that it's actually her.

Wait. KChiefs1 said that her name is Stephanie. Why would Kati be using the name Stephanie?

(Gasps and points.)

Oh, wait. I bet Kati is a stage name and her name really is Stephanie.

[KChiefs1]

Wait. KChiefs1 said that her name is Stephanie. Why would Kati be using the name Stephanie?

(Gasps and points.)

Oh, wait. I bet Kati is a stage name and her name really is Stephanie.


That’s it!!!!!!!

[smithandrew051]

Did you send her dick pics? Is it serious enough that you sent her flaccid pics? Or did you have a boner?

[KChiefs1]

Did you send her dick pics? Is it serious enough that you sent her flaccid pics? Or did you have a boner?


No boner. ROFL

[KChiefs1]

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[smithandrew051]

No boner. ROFL

Smart move. You want it to look bigger in person.

If you need to borrow my wiener for pics to make yourself look better, let me know. Happy to help.

[smithandrew051]

My bid for Walter Peyton Man of the Year. ^

[lewdog]

This is great!

ROFL

[scho63]

I didn't think that was the ballet dancer who drowned with giant tits like that would have kept her afloat.

[KCUnited]

Tell me about Cat Fish

[TLO]

Holy shit. This is awesome.

[TLO]

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You're not a bad looking guy. No homo.

[Skyy God]

Nice wallpaper

[KChiefs1]

You're not a bad looking guy. No homo.


Awkwardly flattered.

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[KChiefs1]

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[Bowser]

Tell her you need 15K to get your startup company off the ground

[smithandrew051]

If this thread gets to 1,000 posts she will let KChiefs1 smash

[Jewish Rabbi]

If this thread gets to 1,000 posts she will let KChiefs1 smash

LFG!!!!!

[KChiefs1]

If this thread gets to 1,000 posts she will let KChiefs1 smash


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[listopencil]

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[KChiefs1]

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[ThyKingdomCome15]

Poor girl.

[Fish]

Tell her she looks exactly like a famous porn star, but then name every single porn star other than Kati Banks as a guess...

[Imon Yourside]

You're better off dating Billay

[HayWire]

What the hell is going on here? This is great :clap:

[eDave]

Man, life is tits for KChiefs1 right now.

[KChiefs1]

Tell her she looks exactly like a famous porn star, but then name every single porn star other than Kati Banks as a guess...


I’m slowly building to that.

[KChiefs1]

Man, life is tits for KChiefs1 right now.


Seems like everything is happening to me right now. Unexplainable

[HayWire]

Seems like everything is happening to me right now. Unexplainable

Good karma, do you me to send you a dick pic and the winning lottery numbers?

That sounds like a Billay post.

[KChiefs1]

Good karma, do you me to send you a dick pic and the winning lottery numbers?

That sounds like a Billay post.


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[htismaqe]

Well, this thread is headed to the HOC.

[HayWire]

Well, this thread is headed to the HOC.

Getting close but we need a little more burst

[Cheater5]

This is...awesome. There are so many fun ways to play this; it's going to take the skill of a surgeon and an Aaron Stampler-like performance not to blow it.

[HayWire]

not to blow it.

That is not the end goal here.

[Graystoke]

THREAD REACTIVATED

[New World Order]

This thread lived close to you?

[HayWire]

Does the non-awesome Bearcat live close to this girl?

[Dunerdr]

I live close to a place that was close to where this girl lived.

[KChiefs1]

Hopefully things pickup tonight.

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[KChiefs1]

Just curious...what do these people get out of doing this? Seems kinda weird impersonating someone else.

[htismaqe]

Just curious...what do these people get out of doing this? Seems kinda weird impersonating someone else.

Lots of people fall for catfishing. You can make a pretty good living scamming people like this.

[AdolfOliverBush]

Hopefully things pickup tonight.

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I think you should slowly transform your online persona into a psychopath, and see just how much he/she is willing to put up with for a shot at your money.

Start out with comments that are questionable, but easily explainable. Then move on to name calling and hint at getting violent with her if she doesn't obey you. Keep ramping it up over time until you tell her you're fantasizing about jerking off while wearing her skin like a poncho. LMAO

[smithandrew051]

Tell her that you love her.

[htismaqe]

I think you should slowly transform your online persona into a psychopath, and see just how much he/she is willing to put up with for a shot at your money.

Start out with comments that are questionable, but easily explainable. Then move on to name calling and hint at getting violent with her if she doesn't obey you. Keep ramping it up over time until you tell her you're fantasizing about jerking off while wearing her skin like a poncho. LMAO

ROFL

Maybe she'll report him to the FBI.

[smithandrew051]

ROFL

Maybe she'll report him to the FBI.

He’s going to end up on the No Fly List by the end of this

[Rausch]

You're not a bad looking guy. No homo.

Young William Shatner...

[Chief Pote]

Tell her that you love her.

NOOO, don't do it. It may ruin things and I'm entertained by this thread. :D

[HayWire]

Just curious...what do these people get out of doing this? Seems kinda weird impersonating someone else.

You move to the front of the "troll line".


And then get a free CP account.



Only allowed in DC

[Cheater5]

That is not the end goal here.

Hahaha

[Buehler445]

Lots of people fall for catfishing. You can make a pretty good living scamming people like this.

So I’m still lost. Does she just up and ask him for money at some point or something?

[DaFace]

So I’m still lost. Does she just up and ask him for money at some point or something?

That's my guess.

[TLO]

You should ask her what her stance is on air fryers.

[smithandrew051]

So I’m still lost. Does she just up and ask him for money at some point or something?

Pretty sure one of two things is coming.

1. She wants to come see him, but she doesn’t have the money to do so. She starts talking dirty about what she would do if she could see him. He volunteers to send her the money.

2. She lets him get as serious as possible. Then she hits him with some sort of sob story where she needs a few thousand bucks.

Not sure how dudes fall for this. Hookers are normally cheaper.

[smithandrew051]

“Spent the night dreaming of you gorgeous”

“Sounds good”

Lmfao. She sounds like my wife when I’m in trouble.

[eDave]

Don't forget to give her a piggyback ride. Works every time, I hear.

[smithandrew051]

Tell her that her living room furniture looks great from the street

[KChiefs1]

I think you should slowly transform your online persona into a psychopath, and see just how much he/she is willing to put up with for a shot at your money.

Start out with comments that are questionable, but easily explainable. Then move on to name calling and hint at getting violent with her if she doesn't obey you. Keep ramping it up over time until you tell her you're fantasizing about jerking off while wearing her skin like a poncho. LMAO


You are a sicko dude.

[KChiefs1]

Young William Shatner...


Haven’t heard that one before.

[KChiefs1]

You should ask her what her stance is on air fryers.


That’s a good one.

[KChiefs1]

Tell her that her living room furniture looks great from the street


Classic

[Spott]

So is this an Indian guy trying to scam you for money or is it a different girl using this porn star’s pictures?

[HayWire]

“Spent the night dreaming of you gorgeous”

“Sounds good”

Lmfao. She sounds like my wife when I’m in trouble.

It's legit. Your mom sent me the same message this morning

[Dayze]

find the pic of Hometeam's tat, and send it to her and claim it as your own.


better yet a pic of Fisty McTatt and tell her you're into puppetry / and use your character your invented "Fisty" to read to children.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Don't forget to give her a piggyback ride. Works every time, I hear.

Check Groupon for helicopter tours as well.

[smithandrew051]

It's legit. Your mom sent me the same message this morning

She doesn’t have much time to text in the mornings. She’s been working the AM shift at Bazooka’s.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Tell her you want to give her a Hungarian gas mask

[KCUnited]

Please refer to him as m’lady from here on out to get them panties dropped

[HayWire]

Send "her" a text and ask for a dick pic

[KChiefs1]

So is this an Indian guy trying to scam you for money or is it a different girl using this porn star’s pictures?


It’s Stephanie in Massachusetts who sells jewelry.

[KChiefs1]

Send "her" a text and ask for a dick pic


ROFL

[oldman]

So I’m still lost. Does she just up and ask him for money at some point or something?

I think I'm lost, too. So do we have a pic of the real Stephanie from Lowell that makes jewelry?

[Rain Man]

This girl lives close to Uganda.

[GloryDayz]

Demand a video chat...

[TLO]

Did we hit a standstill?

[Jewish Rabbi]

Did we hit a standstill?

I think he went to Price Chopper to send a quick Western Union.

[Spott]

I think I'm lost, too. So do we have a pic of the real Stephanie from Lowell that makes jewelry?

There’s a Stephanie in Lowell MA who is 41 and has a businesses making jewelry. TLO found her too, but we didn’t post the pictures. She’s on various social media outlets, including FB.

[AdolfOliverBush]

You are a sicko dude.

As opposed to the dude in Djibouti who wants to give you blueballs and clean out your bank accounts? Nah.

[cripple creek]

Alright... that's it. Everyone who has posted in this thread not named Elazer, TLO, or Jerm is to take an immediate drug test before posting further.

fine! i just tested some of my weed

[wazu]

KChiefs1 if you're going to hijack the "This girl lived close to you" thread you need to pick up the pace and escalate this situation much faster than you are.

[Rainbarrel]

Ask if she has ever had her ass smeared with chives and sour cream and bent over a chrome dinette set.

[smithandrew051]

Tell her your dick died and then ask if you can bury it in her ass

[Bearcat]

Ask if she has ever had her ass smeared with chives and sour cream and bent over a chrome dinette set.

Two Girls, One Baked Potato

[KChiefs1]

KChiefs1 if you're going to hijack the "This girl lived close to you" thread you need to pick up the pace and escalate this situation much faster than you are.


I’m running on her speed.

[KChiefs1]

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[CasselGotPeedOn]

"Sounds good" lmao

[loochy]

Sole jewelry? Does she make toe rings or something?

[Bearcat]

I think tomorrow morning you should send some nonsensical comment or negative news just to see if you get the same texts.


I walked my elephant like I do every morning and was feeling a bit purple when I got to the office and decided to jump out the window into the garden of AIDS trees."

Sounds good...

[Rain Man]

I think tomorrow morning you should send some nonsensical comment or negative news just to see if you get the same texts.


I walked my elephant like I do every morning and was feeling a bit purple when I got to the office and decided to jump out the window into the garden of AIDS trees."

Sounds good...

I like that idea. And then the next day, follow it up with "I won't be around tomorrow. I have to meet with the captain of my boat crew about some maintenance issues."

[Spott]

At least ask her if she likes movies about gladiators and if she’s ever seen a grown man naked.

[HayWire]

She doesn’t have much time to text in the mornings. She’s been working the AM shift at Bazooka’s.

Send me the digits.

I'll get some burst

[Bearcat]

At least ask her if she likes movies about gladiators and if she’s ever seen a grown man naked.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[AdolfOliverBush]

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That's so cringy. Tell her/him to video chat or GTFO.

[smithandrew051]

That's so cringy. Tell her/him to video chat or GTFO.

Yeah this shit’s makin my penis soft

[lewdog]

Feeling like a middle school Yahoo chat up in here.

[DaFace]

Feeling like a middle school Yahoo chat up in here.

You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.

[Rain Man]

This reminds me of a business trip that I went on before Covid. I stopped in a small town for dinner and the only place open was a bar. So I sat at the bar as required. Some woman sitting a couple of seats away started chatting me up - it wasn't flirting or anything, just bar talk. It was an older woman who, if I may speak frankly, was not probably going to have a lot of luck flirting. And she was pretty drunk, so it wasn't really very enjoyable to me. She was a real estate agent, and as she toddled away eventually she gave me her business card for some reason. It made me chuckle because for some reason Realtors always have their photos on business cards, and her photo was the most photoshopped thing ever. It made her look 10 years younger, 30 pounds lighter, and with a movie star face.

On that note, why do Realtors put their pictures on their business cards, yard signs, etc.? You don't see that in other professions.

[smithandrew051]

On a serious note, be careful about sharing any other pics that this person sends you.

If he or she stole them from a real person, then I’d hate to see you get looped into a “revenge porn” issue.

[HayWire]

On a serious note, be careful about sharing any other pics that this person sends you.

If he or she stole them from a real person, then I’d hate to see you get looped into a “revenge porn” issue.

How does one get into this "revenge porn"

Asking for the other Avalanche loving Bearcat

Go Red Wongs!

[Mennonite]

It made me chuckle because for some reason Realtors always have their photos on business cards, and her photo was the most photoshopped thing ever. It made her look 10 years younger, 30 pounds lighter, and with a movie star face.


None of the realty crones in my neck of the woods have ever mastered anything in Photoshop beyond the Blur tool. They as sure hell know how to use that one though. Every time I drive by one of their signs I have to double check to make sure my contacts haven't fallen out.

[KChiefs1]

You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.


I know...I was expecting a full on press for whatever they want. Very slow. I’m moving it along though.

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[eDave]

You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.

I'm guessing 47.

[smithandrew051]

What if KChiefs1 is actually working the long con on all of us?

The grift within the grift. It’s brilliant really.

[mr. tegu]

I think you are being a bit too obsessive and repetitive with her looks. I think people that do this like being the ones in control and controlling the conversation. They want someone vulnerable and I think this person probably senses you are messing with them. They look for the person who is emotionally hurting and needy.

[lewdog]

You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.

Nah.......


it's me.

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[KChiefs1]

I think you are being a bit too obsessive and repetitive with her looks. I think people that do this like being the ones in control and controlling the conversation. They want someone vulnerable and I think this person probably senses you are messing with them. They look for the person who is emotionally hurting and needy.


What would you text them?

[eDave]

What would you text them?

Ask him to pay your phone bill.

[Sorce]

This had potential, unfortunately it has the burst of Junior Siavii.

[tredadda]

This reminds me of a business trip that I went on before Covid. I stopped in a small town for dinner and the only place open was a bar. So I sat at the bar as required. Some woman sitting a couple of seats away started chatting me up - it wasn't flirting or anything, just bar talk. It was an older woman who, if I may speak frankly, was not probably going to have a lot of luck flirting. And she was pretty drunk, so it wasn't really very enjoyable to me. She was a real estate agent, and as she toddled away eventually she gave me her business card for some reason. It made me chuckle because for some reason Realtors always have their photos on business cards, and her photo was the most photoshopped thing ever. It made her look 10 years younger, 30 pounds lighter, and with a movie star face.

On that note, why do Realtors put their pictures on their business cards, yard signs, etc.? You don't see that in other professions.

Also why do they seem to have a severe tilt to their photos? I mean why can't they just take their pictures straight up and down, but instead look like they are tilted over like the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

[wazu]

In defense of KChiefs1 and this lame exchange, I'm pretty sure he's interacting with a bot. The answers/conversation are very similar to that bot app somebody posted on CP a few months back where the app is supposed to have some learning AI and develop a personality over time based on your interaction. I'm not sure what the end game is of whomever has set this up. Might be more of an identity theft or blackmail angle than straight up trying to get you to send money. There's probably a decent percentage of guys that would have sent a dick pic by now, so maybe that's something they just toss out a wide net for and harvest/blackmail.

[tredadda]

In defense of KChiefs1 and this lame exchange, I'm pretty sure he's interacting with a bot. The answers/conversation are very similar to that bot app somebody posted on CP a few months back where the app is supposed to have some learning AI and develop a personality over time based on your interaction. I'm not sure what the end game is of whomever has set this up. Might be more of an identity theft or blackmail angle than straight up trying to get you to send money. There's probably a decent percentage of guys that would have sent a dick pic by now, so maybe that's something they just toss out a wide net for and harvest/blackmail.

That might be because this exchange is dull as can be. It's almost not even worth continuing. If I were him I would threaten to do that unless "she" ups her game some, for our enjoyment of course.

[KCUnited]

This thread has lost so much burst that it would rather retire than play for Andy Reid again.

[eDave]

Give me the number. I'll fuck with him.

[ThaVirus]

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I encountered a similar scam recently. It was a first for me.

The chick’s photo they used wasn’t even all that good looking.

If they send this out to 1,000 numbers I’d bet they get more than a handful of nibbles, though.

[wazu]

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I encountered a similar scam recently. It was a first for me.

The chick’s photo they used wasn’t even all that good looking.

If they send this out to 1,000 numbers I’d bet they get more than a handful of nibbles, though.

This one actually seems fairly clever, and not a bot. Having a picture that isn't intimidatingly hot is probably a key to making guys believe they have a chance.

[ptlyon]

SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?

[htismaqe]

This one actually seems fairly clever, and not a bot. Having a picture that isn't intimidatingly hot is probably a key to making guys believe they have a chance.

Yup.

[KChiefs1]

This one actually seems fairly clever, and not a bot. Having a picture that isn't intimidatingly hot is probably a key to making guys believe they have a chance.


This is true.

I think he/she/it has moved on from me. Nothing this morning.

[HayWire]

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Let's get some burst.

I could see the number so I sent a message.

As long as I'm in a good mood spammers entertain me.

Might be my odd personality

[ThaVirus]

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Let's get some burst.

I could see the number so I sent a message.

As long as I'm in a good mood spammers entertain me.

Might be my odd personality

LMAO Should have told her you were Chad