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srvy
11-27-2018, 12:59 PM
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That thing is a steroid freak but hella lot of steaks.

https://fox4kc.com/2018/11/27/holy-cow-giant-steer-knickers-stands-head-and-shoulders-over-herd/

Direckshun
11-27-2018, 01:02 PM
Boy that is an unfortunate name for it.

JoeyChuckles
11-27-2018, 01:06 PM
I would the whole thing.

Hammock Parties
11-27-2018, 01:07 PM
gonna need to buy ketchup from sam's club for that baby

Easy 6
11-27-2018, 01:10 PM
Holy cow!

Shoes
11-27-2018, 01:16 PM
Megalodon Cow coincidentally is my wife's nickname

tooge
11-27-2018, 01:18 PM
You dont steer an animal that size. It goes where it wants

ChiefBlueCFC
11-27-2018, 01:19 PM
That thing is an absolute UNIT

Rain Man
11-27-2018, 01:22 PM
I bet predators take one look at that guy and head the other way.

loochy
11-27-2018, 01:27 PM
That's nothing compared to the myostatin inhibited Belgian Blue bulls:

http://sulab.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/belgianblue.jpg

http://ee85019fd821af767b70-f458b2f4b4b80b1a6f1dc7d41583c151.r97.cf1.rackcdn.com/myostatin.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j_oKFuKFSOY/hqdefault.jpg
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Rain Man
11-27-2018, 01:29 PM
That's nothing compared to the myostatin inhibited Belgian Blue bulls:

I bet that cow has the same doctor as Peyton Manning.

TribalElder
11-27-2018, 01:38 PM
So what is exactly wrong with this cows hoof?

megalodon?

srvy
11-27-2018, 01:51 PM
So what is exactly wrong with this cows hoof?

Dont know what your getting at.

megalodon?

What makes you think it doesnt have a big tooth.


Easy 6 has the best title for this thread that I missed Holy Cow.

JakeF
11-27-2018, 01:59 PM
Steroids making cows bigger
Steroids making people eating cows bigger
We are all on 'roids

ChiliConCarnage
11-27-2018, 02:03 PM
that cow is fucking ripped. bring him in for a look

Titty Meat
11-27-2018, 02:05 PM
Sounds like something Clay brings home from the bars

displacedinMN
11-27-2018, 02:38 PM
CP does not disappoint

ROYC75
11-27-2018, 02:39 PM
That's nothing compared to the myostatin inhibited Belgian Blue bulls:

http://sulab.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/belgianblue.jpg

http://ee85019fd821af767b70-f458b2f4b4b80b1a6f1dc7d41583c151.r97.cf1.rackcdn.com/myostatin.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j_oKFuKFSOY/hqdefault.jpg
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Men, with the 2019 NFL Draft, Kansas City selects DT Myostatin

loochy
11-27-2018, 02:42 PM
I bet that cow has the same doctor as Peyton Manning.

It's actually a natural mutation in which these bulls lack myostatin, which is the protein responsible for inhibiting muscle growth. They've been studied to death to try to find out how they can replicate this in humans.
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ROYC75
11-27-2018, 02:44 PM
gonna need to buy ketchup from sam's club for that baby

Pat has Andy sold on this cow, Whattacow, makes him a lot of Whattabugers!

R Clark
11-27-2018, 02:44 PM
Steroids making cows bigger
Steroids making people eating cows bigger
We are all on 'roids

What a dumbass

suzzer99
11-27-2018, 02:53 PM
It's actually a natural mutation in which these bulls lack myostatin, which is the protein responsible for inhibiting muscle growth. They've been studied to death to try to find out how they can replicate this in humans.
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Bo Jackson barely even worked out. Or is that just a legend?

loochy
11-27-2018, 02:54 PM
Bo Jackson barely even worked out. Or is that just a legend?

Hell, probably not. That guy was a stud.
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suzzer99
11-27-2018, 02:54 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZEI-DGGMbr0/SnUBWgOR9iI/AAAAAAAADb8/SNmfEhzIMwI/s400/perro-mas-musculoso-mundo.jpg

That looks like a whippet - which is normally a very skinny dog.

Kiimo
11-27-2018, 03:13 PM
that cow is ****ing ripped. bring him in for a look

No thanks on workout warriors

ClevelandBronco
11-27-2018, 03:15 PM
Steer may be largest cow. Can someone who's lived in a rural area point out for the city folk what's wrong with that label, please?

Fish
11-27-2018, 03:24 PM
Steer may be largest cow. Can someone who's lived in a rural area point out for the city folk what's wrong with that label, please?

Looking into it further, it's reported as both steer and cow depending on the article. Owner said it's a steer...

burt
11-27-2018, 03:46 PM
Looking into it further, it's reported as both steer and cow depending on the article. Owner said it's a steer...

I'd just steer clear.......

WhiteWhale
11-27-2018, 04:03 PM
Bo Jackson barely even worked out. Or is that just a legend?

Herschel Walker claims to have never lifted weights. Allegedly it's all calisthenics.

I don't think Lebron James started weight training until later in his career, but I'm 99% sure he was on PED's the whole time he was in Miami. There's more than a little circumstantial evidence for that one.

DaFace
11-27-2018, 04:15 PM
While this is undoubtedly a very large bovine, it seems like there's some intentional exaggeration going on here. The article says it weighs around 3000 lbs (around 1400 kg), and this article talks about a variety of breeds that can reach that weight.

It looks to me like someone found a really big cow and put it among a bunch of young steers to make it look gigantic.

(But to be clear, I'm not an expert on livestock.)

loochy
11-27-2018, 04:16 PM
While this is undoubtedly a very large bovine, it seems like there's some intentional exaggeration going on here. The article says it weighs around 3000 lbs (around 1400 kg), and this article talks about a variety of breeds that can reach that weight.

It looks to me like someone found a really big cow and put it among a bunch of young steers to make it look gigantic.

(But to be clear, I'm not an expert on livestock.)

That's what they said about shaq
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Kiimo
11-27-2018, 04:43 PM
They're not booing they're saying "mooooers"

Marcellus
11-27-2018, 04:48 PM
While this is undoubtedly a very large bovine, it seems like there's some intentional exaggeration going on here. The article says it weighs around 3000 lbs (around 1400 kg), and this article talks about a variety of breeds that can reach that weight.

It looks to me like someone found a really big cow and put it among a bunch of young steers to make it look gigantic.

(But to be clear, I'm not an expert on livestock.)

I've seen a few bovine, never one that stood 6'4" tall. Think about that.

Tribal Warfare
11-27-2018, 05:25 PM
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displacedinMN
11-27-2018, 05:26 PM
We had a steer once that was shoulders above all the others. Swear it was half deer. But nothing close to that.

Chief Roundup
11-27-2018, 05:41 PM
Steer may be largest cow. Can someone who's lived in a rural area point out for the city folk what's wrong with that label, please?

Cow is a female that has had at least one calf. Heifer is a female that has not had a calf. Bull is a male that is old enough, able, to breed. Steer is a bull calf that has been castrated.

displacedinMN
11-27-2018, 05:43 PM
Cow is a female that has had at least on calf. Heifer is a female that has not had a calf. Bull is a male that is old enough, able, to breed. Steer is a bull calf that has been castrated.

Steak is delicious.

Chief Northman
11-27-2018, 06:00 PM
Steers aren’t meant to have a seven year life span.

But given the rise of the LGBTQ+ movement, steers are apparently people too.

MahiMike
11-27-2018, 06:18 PM
Steers aren’t meant to have a seven year life span.

But given the rise of the LGBTQ+ movement, steers are apparently people too.

LGBTQS - S is for Steer (not necessarily queer)

Hog's Gone Fishin
11-27-2018, 06:37 PM
While this is undoubtedly a very large bovine, it seems like there's some intentional exaggeration going on here. The article says it weighs around 3000 lbs (around 1400 kg), and this article talks about a variety of breeds that can reach that weight.

It looks to me like someone found a really big cow and put it among a bunch of young steers to make it look gigantic.

(But to be clear, I'm not an expert on livestock.)

That was my thought , and yes those are like 600-800 pound steers to make it deceptive.

srvy
11-27-2018, 08:43 PM
Bull = nuts intact

Steer = nuts removed neutered

Cow = female that has had a calf

Heifer = female that has not given birth.

ClevelandBronco
11-27-2018, 09:40 PM
I never knew the difference between a cow and a heifer. Thanks, guys.

Rain Man
11-27-2018, 10:01 PM
Cow is a female that has had at least one calf. Heifer is a female that has not had a calf. Bull is a male that is old enough, able, to breed. Steer is a bull calf that has been castrated.

Cowed is a bovine that is intimidated
Hoofer is a bovine that can dance.
Bulf is a bovine you'd like to ... you know.
Stare is a bovine with bad social skills.

Maine
11-27-2018, 10:09 PM
Cowed is a bovine that is intimidated
Hoofer is a bovine that can dance.
Bulf is a bovine you'd like to ... you know.
Stare is a bovine with bad social skills.

yip

KS Smitty
11-27-2018, 10:22 PM
The steer appears to be a Holstein (very big bovine primarily dairy cattle). The rest of the bovine appear to be young steers of a completely different breed. Holsteins are huge compared to most other cattle.

Rain Man
11-27-2018, 10:25 PM
The steer appears to be a Holstein (very big bovine primarily dairy cattle). The rest of the bovine appear to be young steers of a completely different breed. Holsteins are huge compared to most other cattle.

Wholestein is a bovine that is full-blooded stein.

KS Smitty
11-27-2018, 10:42 PM
Wholestein is a bovine that is full-blooded stein.

What's a bovine's favorite past time?

















Going to the moovies.
:bolt:

Lzen
11-28-2018, 09:42 AM
LGBTQS - S is for Steer (not necessarily queer)

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