***The Official Trashy Thursday Night Football Game Thread***

[Coach]

What we have here is a sad state of affairs of a football game being played tonight on FOX.

It's your crappy 4-8 Jagcant's going against a 6-6 noTit's.

I might just go watch paint dry.

[Reerun_KC]

In Orlando in citation X school. Glad to have games on. It’s boring studying 10 hours a day

[chinaski]

In Orlando in citation X school. Glad to have games on. It’s boring studying 10 hours a day

Got a buddy that drives those birds. That's the newest one right? Flagship?

[TribalElder]

In :/

[In58men]

I bet they mention Chiefs/Chargers around 6-8 times tonight.

Like.....please don’t give up on Thursday night football because next week will be a great matchup.

[TribalElder]

I bet the mention Chiefs/Chargers around 6-8 times tonight.

Like.....please don’t give up on Thursday night football because next week will be a great matchup.

6-8

more like 68
ROFL

this game is gonna be butt paste

[Reerun_KC]

Got a buddy that drives those birds. That's the newest one right? Flagship?

They just stopped making them. I think they have a new one out. The XLS

[Easy 6]

I might just go watch paint dry.

I will share the suffering with you, at least long enough to drink a few beers

From there you're on your own...

[Sassy Squatch]

Holy shit. There are only 3 teams with records worse than the Jaguars. What the fuck, man?

[MMXcalibur]

This game will end with only field goals scored and single digits scored on either end.
It will not be as fun as I made it sound.

[Sassy Squatch]

Heres something that's a bit topical and interesting to talk about.

[Rapoport] Ian Rapoport says Blake Bortles will not be back in Jacksonville next year. Also discussed other expected roster moves the Jags will make.

[MahiMike]

6-0

[Easy 6]

Curious to see if Charissa Thompson is all awkward and out of sorts now that she knows the entire world has watched her play with herself, in her upcoming coverage after the break...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Curious to see if Charissa Thompson is all awkward and out of sorts now that she knows the entire world has watched her play with herself, in her upcoming coverage after the break...

http://media.kotaku.foxtrot.future.net.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/52/2014/07/amcvholkwbcguuxpflo9.gif

[TribalElder]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

Mariotta does nothing but dump off, but the Jags get burned on a PA dump off.

[Coach]

Holy shit. There are only 3 teams with records worse than the Jaguars. What the fuck, man?

They haven't been the same since the Chiefs opened a can of whoop ass on them.

[Easy 6]

Tits looking pretty tight

[Reerun_KC]

Oops. Pick for the chiefs killer mariota

[Easy 6]

Marcus thought he'd pull a Mahomes there, lulz

[Buehler445]

LOL Safety.

On a PUNT

[Marcellus]

They just stopped making them. I think they have a new one out. The XLS

I think thats actually the new iPhone. :D

[TribalElder]

Curious to see if Charissa Thompson is all awkward and out of sorts now that she knows the entire world has watched her play with herself, in her upcoming coverage after the break...

I missed it, was she itching her gooch

[TribalElder]

who is QB for the jags, some random buffalo wild wings customer?

what happened to bortles ROFL

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Jax shouldn't even be considered an NFL team. Some of the worst offense I've ever seen.

[TribalElder]

the london jaguars

[TribalElder]

wow 99 yarder

[Marcellus]

Holy Shit! LMAO

[Baby Lee]

Not on the level of stakes of a playoff game, but that was an all-time quality man-sized run

[Pablo]

He punked three of them bad.

[St. Patty's Fire]

They didn’t even try to tackle him

[Easy 6]

Shame ass SHAME on the jags for allowing Henry to equal my man Tony Dorsetts record

Tony ran away from them, Henry rumbled and bumbled

[Baby Lee]

DOINK!!!!

[MMXcalibur]

Did I read the Gamecast right?
A 99 yard touchdown run?

[Dartgod]

I've never understood why it's legal for an offensive player to stiff arm a defensive player in the helmet or face mask.

[Marcellus]

Shame ass SHAME on the jags for allowing Henry to equal my man Tony Dorsetts record

Tony ran away from them, Henry rumbled and bumbled

He bitch slapped a few dudes along the way.

[Marcellus]

I've never understood why it's legal for an offensive player to stiff arm a defensive player in the helmet or face mask.

Not sure it is.

[Baby Lee]

Did I read the Gamecast right?
A 99 yard touchdown run?

With a couple King Kong shoulder thows mixed in.

[Bob Dole]

Did I read the Gamecast right?
A 99 yard touchdown run?

Yup.

For a game between crappy teams nobody cares about, you can complain about a safety on a muffed punt, a goalline stop on 4th down, a subsequent 99 yard TD run and a doinked XP.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[smithandrew051]

Let’s keep this in mind. Road teams almost always play like shit on Thursday.

Not worried about next week at all.

[Sassy Squatch]

Well, if the Jaguars defense wasnt dead already, that posterizing run by Derrick Henry was the nail in the coffin. Just straight embarrassing.

[highBOLTage]

Not sure it is.

You can. You just can't close your hand and grab it like he did. Should've been called but the NFL is rigging this one for the Tits or the officials missed it.

[Sassy Squatch]

You can. You just can't close your hand and grab it like he did. Should've been called but the NFL is rigging this one for the Tits or the officials missed it.
Looked like he pushed the facemask and then grabbed and pulled him with it.

[Easy 6]

He bitch slapped a few dudes along the way.

Nothing can top my memory of the original, what a weapon Dorsett was... I'll give Henry his due, but a power back like him never should've pulled it off

Marrone is done in Jacksonville, too much talent to allow this awful display

[penguinz]

Did anyone else see the dwarf ball boy on the sideline?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The Jags are just here so they don't get fined.

[Rain Man]

That was a cruelly funny stat. The Jaguars' last drive was a three and out that took less clock time than the Derrick Henry touchdown run.

[Flying High D]

Bring him in for a look?

[Baby Lee]

Did anyone else see the dwarf ball boy on the sideline?

Just every Titan's game.

[penguinz]

Just every Titan's game.First titans home game I have watched. I know it isn’t PC but it made me laugh.

[Rain Man]

It's kind of ironic that the dwarf ball boy works for the Titans.

[Baby Lee]

Smoot in the neutral zone

https://media.giphy.com/media/BxWTWalKTUAdq/giphy.gif

[Flying High D]

He almost got ran over.

[Flying High D]

Twice.

[Baby Lee]

First titans home game I have watched. I know it isn’t PC but it made me laugh.

Yeah, it's no big deal. Just I think if you looked at the 'other games' thread from each week, that was probably the 3rd or 4th 'didja see the midgie' post this year.

I only noticed because I've become addicted to RedZone and other games thread whatever time the Chiefs AREN'T on on a Sunday afternoon.

[Marcellus]

That was a cruelly funny stat. The Jaguars' last drive was a three and out that took less clock time than the Derrick Henry touchdown run.

Are you serious?

[Flying High D]

Is he a dwarf or a midget?

[Rain Man]

He almost got ran over.

Well, it's not like you can run him under.

[Marcellus]

It's kind of ironic that the dwarf ball boy works for the Titans.

ROFL

[MMXcalibur]

So very sick of Cowboy ball-washing at every opportunity.
They are the least shittiest team in a shitty division

[Marcellus]

Just every Titan's game.

You are one sick bastard.

[Rain Man]

Are you serious?

That's what the announcer said, and it sounded like he was serious. Apparently it was a 15 or 16 second three and out. I don't recall.

[-King-]

My friend: This might be one of those games where both teams are so evenly shitty, it makes it a good game



He was wrong.
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['Hamas' Jenkins]

Titans are in QB purgatory with Mariota. All he can do is dump it off.

[Marcellus]

16-2?

[Flying High D]

Seems like if it took him 18 seconds to go 99 yards, the whole Jag team could of been on him.

[Marcellus]

The Jags are in a fucking epic free fall. That run just put the cherry on the top.

[O.city]

The jags took fournette with Mahomes and Watson on the board
That’s not ideal

[Rain Man]

Troy Aikman needs to start using sunscreen. He looks like they just rescued him from 56 days floating in a lifeboat.

[bdj23]

Buck and Aikman calling out the refs lol

[Chief Roundup]

So the league has informed the refs that they want to see more holding calls on the OL. WTF.

[NJChiefsFan]

Loved aikman calling out the refs and league there.

[displacedinMN]

16-2?
When was the last time a team ended with 2 points? 1938?

[Rain Man]

What kind of pass drop was that? It was a rainbow.

[Flying High D]

Their scared of Henry.

[Rain Man]

When was the last time a team ended with 2 points? 1938?

Interestingly, there have been five games in NFL history where the final score was 2-0, and the last one was in ... 1938.

[Easy 6]

Jacksonville has straight up QUIT, its sickening

[Coach]

That wasn't a ball boy.... that was a tiny man boy on that one.

LMAO

[displacedinMN]

Interestingly, there have been five games in NFL history where the final score was 2-0, and the last one was in ... 1938.

Damn, I am a good guesser.

[Rain Man]

Interestingly, the last game that ended with one team scoring two points was in 2013, when the Chiefs beat the Jaguars 28-2. At one point, we trailed 2-0 before rallying.

[Easy 6]

Kessler sitting there with Bortles on the bench hanging out... no coaches reviewing plays with them on the tablet, no interaction with the guys, just smoking and joking

[ThaVirus]

Titans are in QB purgatory with Mariota. All he can do is dump it off.

He's dreadful

[Rain Man]

Remember at the beginning of the season when the Jaguars were considered a powerhouse team? What happened to them?

[ThaVirus]

Lol Jags' D playing two hand touch

[Discuss Thrower]

I'm assuming that's a Chiefs fan wearing a Mahomes jersey behind the goalpost.

[displacedinMN]

Interestingly, the last game that ended with one team scoring two points was in 2013, when the Chiefs beat the Jaguars 28-2. At one point, we trailed 2-0 before rallying.

Wasn't that the first game of the season? Andy's first game?
I remember commenting at the end of the first half that it was the best half of football we had seen for a while.

[RealSNR]

Jacksonville has straight up QUIT, its sickening


Passing on Mahomes for a goddamn RB was a slow-acting poison that eventually killed everything they worked to build.

[RealSNR]

That Miller lite commercial is so fucking retarded.

If you drink beer from the bottle, you increase the mass of the resonating part of the bottle. You would LOWER the pitch of the note when the note is already flat.

[007]

Phyllis is not in the MVP conversation.

[TribalElder]

I just realized Joe Buck is going to be calling our game a week from now :banghead:

[MahiMike]

Titans are in QB purgatory with Mariota. All he can do is dump it off.

Mariota is an ugly winner.

[Flying High D]

Henry saw those uniforms and thinks he’s playing against Missouri, again. Destroying them like he did the Tigers,

[Baby Lee]

Did anyone else see the dwarf ball boy on the sideline?

Just every Titan's game.

That wasn't a ball boy.... that was a tiny man boy on that one.

LMAO

ROFL

[MahiMike]

Passing on Mahomes for a goddamn RB was a slow-acting poison that eventually killed everything they worked to build.

Jacksonville fans really hate it when I bring this up every f****** time.

[Flying High D]

You think they can put 40 on them?

[Rain Man]

Wasn't that the first game of the season? Andy's first game?
I remember commenting at the end of the first half that it was the best half of football we had seen for a while.

I think it was. I remember it was very early in the season.

[Flying High D]

17 minutes to put 17 more points on them.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Man, I haven't seen such uninspired horrible football since the 2012 Chiefs. The Jags were supposed to be good...what the holy hell...

[KChiefs1]

Derrick Henry is killing me tonight.

[Easy 6]

Big 'John' Henry, holy shit

[displacedinMN]

http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=330908030

Chiefs kick off Andy Reid era with rout of Jaguars

[Baby Lee]

Derrick Henry is killing me tonight.

Tonight?!?!

[tk13]

Henry has 11 carries for 219. He may have a shot at the record tonight.

[KChiefs1]

Tonight?!?!


My fantasy team.

[displacedinMN]

TD. Jags should move to London

[Baby Lee]

In that slo-mo of Henry, that ponytail of his looked like a Mr. Hanky hanging off the back of his helmet.

[tk13]

The record is 296 by Adrian Peterson.

I wonder how many guys have gotten to 200 yards in 11 carries. I can't imagine many.

[Rain Man]

Derrick Henry is killing me tonight.

Are you a Jaguar? Put the phone down and start playing defense.

[RippedmyFlesh]

jax d has just completely given up

[Rain Man]

Oh, that was Bennie Logan. Hey, Bennie.

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO Lewan.
https://streamable.com/jsi1x

[Chiefnj2]

jax d has just completely given up

Jax d wants to draft a qb

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Westbrook is a tough reciever...

[displacedinMN]

Jags score. Bummer.

[Baby Lee]

If only they hadn't mowed the EZ.

[Coach]

http://www.thedrawplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/2018-11-26-JagsSBWindow-513x1024.png

[Setsuna]

FIRE EVERYBODY
https://media.giphy.com/media/11tTNkNy1SdXGg/giphy.gif

[Buehler445]

Mahomes destroyed an entire fucking franchise.

[displacedinMN]

Mahomes destroyed an entire fucking franchise.

Hopefully just one of many.

[tk13]

Everybody in the stadium knows Henry is getting the ball here.

[Sassy Squatch]

Ramsey is an assclown. Fuck off with that flopping shit.

[Rain Man]

I watched that Dorsett play when it happened on Monday Night Football. Just thought I'd share that.

[BryanBusby]

Ramsey is a bit too out there to entertain making a trade for him, IMO.

[Flying High D]

6 minutes to get 3 tds, reminds me of the Chiefs of the 70’s.

[Easy 6]

I watched that Dorsett play when it happened on Monday Night Football. Just thought I'd share that.

Remembering is fun, we were glad to be there

[carcosa]

Derrick Henry goddamn

[Sassy Squatch]

Kessler should not be the starter. 13 points in 2 games. Bortles is bad but Kessler is awful.

[007]

Kessler should not be the starter. 13 points in 2 games. Bortles is bad but Kessler is awful.

Not that Bortles is any good either but he is better than Kessler by a lot. They have to be shooting for the better draft slot now.

[suzzer99]

That run was insane.

[wazu]

Ramsey is a bit too out there to entertain making a trade for him, IMO.

That "flop" was embarrassing. Cringe-worthy. I've lost a lot of respect for him just seeing that.

[Flying High D]

To bad a flag wasn’t thrown on it. Excessive dramazation

[bsp4444]

Two game lead heading into the playoffs in my fantasy league and I face a team that started Derrick Henry. Looks like I’m making an early exit this year.

[Mosbonian]

Jacksonville fans really hate it when I bring this up every f****** time.

I know....all I have to do to start an argument in my office here is to remind them that Mahomes was available.

[Mosbonian]

Not sure it is.

It isn't......and the sad part was that millions saw the facemask but the guys in stripes couldn't.

[Deberg_1990]

Derrick Henry goddamn

Jax defense just layed down. They are ready to hit the beach.

[Mile High Mania]

Jacksonville fans really hate it when I bring this up every f****** time.

https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/131/492/3492131.gif

Please, you spotted the elusive North American Jag's fan?

https://media.giphy.com/media/10jOyd7c2iGv1S/giphy.gif

[Hammock Parties]

Derrick Henry has been complete trash this year but suddenly he's got 712 yards rushing at 4.9 YPC and 9 TD LMAO

[Baby Lee]

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