Chiefs Miss Universe [Archive]

njchiefs

12-16-2018, 07:34 PM

Was anybody else wishing that Seattle would have scored on the last drive in regulation, knowing that OT would cut into the start of the Miss Universe pageant? So far, Jamaica is hotter than hot.

In58men

12-16-2018, 07:37 PM

Miss Florida

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ThaVirus

12-16-2018, 09:18 PM

Some hot chicks in there. At a glance, my early favorites are USA and Kenya.

Kenya:

https://d2sh3v9axvldzm.cloudfront.net/media/profiles/Kenya_UNI18_Web_Headshot.jpg

USA:

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wjCD5diHCew/WwOxaJBZy0I/AAAAAAADKZQ/_49W-qpfP2wtptCD-_gH7nv6rzEn2GjmgCLcBGAs/s1600/1.jpg

ShowtimeSBMVP

12-16-2018, 09:22 PM

There’s a transgender in it this year

KChiefs1

12-16-2018, 09:28 PM

There are still beauty pageants?

I'd have thought the left wing loons would have banned them by now?

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kcpasco

12-16-2018, 09:30 PM

I’d **** Schumer. Proud to say I would.

I don’t care if she’s chubby. Her tits look like fun.

MahiMike

12-16-2018, 09:31 PM

Venezuela got screwed.

kcpasco

12-16-2018, 09:35 PM

Any unmarried man on this board saying they wouldn’t fuck Amy Schumer because she’s chubby is a lying asshole.

kcpasco

12-16-2018, 09:44 PM

Amy Schumer has nice tits and a plump ass. Yes she’s chubby but so what she’s rich.

Rain Man

12-16-2018, 09:48 PM

There are still beauty pageants?

I'd have thought the left wing loons would have banned them by now?

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I think they're scholarship contests now or something like that. It's just that the scholarships go to women only, and they have to look good in an evening gown.

kcpasco

12-16-2018, 10:02 PM

No commitment no marriage. Just one night of Amy tiitties in your face and ass in the air. Would You?

KChiefs1

12-16-2018, 10:09 PM

Any unmarried man on this board saying they wouldn’t fuck Amy Schumer because she’s chubby is a lying asshole.

I'd fuck the shit out of her.

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KChiefs1

12-16-2018, 10:10 PM

No commitment no marriage. Just one night of Amy tiitties in your face and ass in the air. Would You?

Definitely

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Fish

12-16-2018, 11:45 PM

Any unmarried man on this board saying they wouldn’t fuck Amy Schumer because she’s chubby is a lying asshole.

Fucking gross.

threebag

12-16-2018, 11:48 PM

Ain’t no way in hell I would **** Amy Schumer, she’s fucking gross

BleedingRed

12-17-2018, 12:03 AM

MODS romper room this thread, quick before this “I’d fuck Amy Shumer” AIDS spreads

kcpasco

12-17-2018, 12:43 AM

****ing gross.

Liar

kcpasco

12-17-2018, 12:47 AM

I’d nail Schumer and brag about it. She might be a chubby but dem titties are popping.

njchiefs

12-17-2018, 05:27 AM

Some hot chicks in there. At a glance, my early favorites are USA and Kenya.

Kenya:

USA:

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wjCD5diHCew/WwOxaJBZy0I/AAAAAAADKZQ/_49W-qpfP2wtptCD-_gH7nv6rzEn2GjmgCLcBGAs/s1600/1.jpg

Miss USA barely made the top twenty, and only on a “wild card” pick. Then went one and done. Some say she didn’t make it because she got caught on YouTube mimicking and making fun of the Asian chicks who couldn’t speak English. The contest was in Thailand for f***s sake. I say she didn’t make it because she’s a generic bleach blond cornhusker who just really wasn’t that interesting. Didn’t look as nice as in that pic.

Skyy God

12-17-2018, 07:48 AM

Maybe Amy at her Trainwreck weight and I’m drunk.

Otherwise, hell nah.

loochy

12-17-2018, 08:14 AM

There’s a transgender in it this year

She's pretty damn hot too...ain't gonna lie
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rabblerouser

12-17-2018, 08:15 AM

No commitment no marriage. Just one night of Amy tiitties in your face and ass in the air. Would You?

Why no commitment/marraige?

I'd fuck her AND marry her.

She can't be worse than my ex-wife...

rabblerouser

12-17-2018, 08:15 AM

She's pretty damn hot too...ain't gonna lie
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AHAHAHA!!

rabblerouser

12-17-2018, 08:17 AM

Maybe Amy at her Trainwreck weight and I’m drunk.

Otherwise, hell nah.

That's terrible. Almost 'pussy-grabbing' bad in its overt sexism and barbaric imbecility.

Your man-crush on Trump is rubbing off on you.

You sexist hypocritical dolt.

loochy

12-17-2018, 08:18 AM

AHAHAHA!!

laugh all you want, but I'd take her for a ride (assuming the surgery is done). If the surgery is NOT done, then no dice.
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srvy

12-17-2018, 08:44 AM

laugh all you want, but I'd take her for a ride (assuming the surgery is done). If the surgery is NOT done, then no dice.
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https://i.gifer.com/Leo.gif

loochy

12-17-2018, 08:48 AM

https://i.gifer.com/Leo.gif

Dude, cmon

https://c.tribune.com.pk/2018/07/1750297-missuniverse_cover-1530776943-981-640x480.jpg
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Frazod

12-17-2018, 08:50 AM

She's pretty damn hot too...ain't gonna lie
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I think I passed his dad on a street in Barcelona once. Dude needed a shave - his stubble didn't match his wig.

Beef Supreme

12-17-2018, 09:02 AM

If the tranny wins, does that mean men really are better at everything?

loochy

12-17-2018, 09:05 AM

If the tranny wins, does that mean men really are better at everything? 
 
Nah, some super hot little Filipino smokeshow won 
 
<a href="https://st1.latestly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Miss-Philippines-Catriona-Gray-Miss-Universe-2018-Name-784x441.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> 
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Prison Bitch

12-17-2018, 09:13 AM

Tuned in for 1 question. Steve Harvey asked a dumb bitch about refugees. The dumb bitch said “advanced nations should realize we are all humans and....”

I switched back to football.

loochy

12-17-2018, 09:18 AM

Tuned in for 1 question. Steve Harvey asked a dumb bitch about refugees. The dumb bitch said “advanced nations should realize we are all humans and....” 
 
 
I switched back to football. 
 
Why would you listen to anything they say? Just put the thing on mute and enjoy the pretty faces. Women like that aren't meant to be listened to.

Skyy God

12-17-2018, 10:59 AM

That's terrible. Almost 'pussy-grabbing' bad in its overt sexism and barbaric imbecility.

Your man-crush on Trump is rubbing off on you.

You sexist hypocritical dolt.

Quit DC-ing this thread up, fatty lover.

Mennonite

12-17-2018, 12:38 PM

I think most guys would nail her. And yes, I'm saying her based on the: looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck theory.

In order of fuckability:

The duck
The tranny
Prison Bitch
Amy Schumer.

FlaChief58

12-17-2018, 12:40 PM

Miss Florida

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181217/cabf0ee2d040d63c60e4ed540139ed2e.jpg

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You've quite obviously never been to Florida

cmh6476

12-17-2018, 12:44 PM

https://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/15114156/schumer.jpg

loochy

12-17-2018, 12:47 PM

https://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/15114156/schumer.jpg

OMG, lookin SEXAY
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Titty Meat

12-17-2018, 12:48 PM

Ain’t no way in hell I would **** Amy Schumer, she’s ****ing gross

That's what Clay takes home from the piano room

Titty Meat

12-17-2018, 12:49 PM

https://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/15114156/schumer.jpg

I would eat her poom every day and hold her hand out in public while letting the world know I love her.

Fish

12-17-2018, 12:50 PM

Liar

WTF dude? No. I don't find her the least bit attractive. Stop projecting your fatty fantasies onto me. I don't like her. Even her movies are terrible.

alpha_omega

12-17-2018, 12:51 PM

Tuned in for 1 question. Steve Harvey asked a dumb bitch about refugees. The dumb bitch said “advanced nations should realize we are all humans and....”

I switched back to football.

I like Steve Harvey, but didn't he mess up this gig once before?

ptlyon

12-17-2018, 12:52 PM

WTF dude? No. I don't find her the least bit attractive. Stop projecting your fatty fantasies onto me. I don't like her. Even her movies are terrible.

Cuz with a name like fish, it has to be good

Tnerped

12-17-2018, 12:55 PM

USA:

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wjCD5diHCew/WwOxaJBZy0I/AAAAAAADKZQ/_49W-qpfP2wtptCD-_gH7nv6rzEn2GjmgCLcBGAs/s1600/1.jpg

This looks like the trans. I'm a fan of chubby chicks with cute faces and nice tits, so I'd hit it and quit with Amy.

fan4ever

12-17-2018, 01:05 PM

I'll bet the tranny gets more action than Amy Schumer...

Zebedee DuBois

12-17-2018, 01:34 PM

If all the contestants are from the same planet, Miss Universe is more of a Miss Nomer.

https://scontent.fmci1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48389017_1070538683147817_5705518621401284608_n.png?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fmci1-1.fna&oh=af42492564de7a8ac9e7ba5d8824b260&oe=5CAD171B

ptlyon

12-17-2018, 01:36 PM

Is she a tranny too?

Mennonite

12-17-2018, 01:38 PM

Rausch

12-17-2018, 01:40 PM

I'll bet the tranny gets more action than Amy Schumer...

I doubt it.

Schumer didn't get those movie and comedy special deals off talent or looks...

ChiefBlueCFC

12-17-2018, 01:47 PM

Fuckin Earth runs this shit... the rest of the universe sucks a bag of dicks

ThaVirus

12-17-2018, 03:16 PM

This looks like the trans.

Lol she’s hotter than any woman you and I have ever fucked

vailpass

12-17-2018, 03:48 PM

This looks like the trans. I'm a fan of chubby chicks with cute faces and nice tits, so I'd hit it and quit with Amy.

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any dumber than the "Amy Schumer is sexy" and "I'd fuck the tranny" we get this gem.
Well done numb nuts.

Frazod

12-17-2018, 04:02 PM

Lol she’s hotter than any woman you and I have ever fucked

Seriously. Looks like a fantasy upgrade of the blonde from NCIS.

And anybody who wants to plow that pig Schumer should be castrated by the government as a public service.

srvy

12-17-2018, 04:15 PM

I think most guys would nail her. And yes, I'm saying her based on the: looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck theory.

Got the lips to be a duck!

srvy

12-17-2018, 04:18 PM

Seriously. Looks like a fantasy upgrade of the blonde from NCIS.

And anybody who wants to plow that pig Schumer should be castrated by the government as a public service.

ROFL

fan4ever

12-17-2018, 04:53 PM

I doubt it.

Schumer didn't get those movie and comedy special deals off talent or looks...

Well she wasn't always a fatty...at least not to the extent she is now.

FlaChief58

12-17-2018, 05:15 PM

This looks like the trans. I'm a fan of chubby chicks with cute faces and nice tits, so I'd hit it and quit with Amy.

Put the meth down and get your ass down to walmart eye center and set up a payment plan to take advantage of their $69 eyeglass special.

I'd drink her bathwater like it was Dom Perignon

threebag

12-17-2018, 09:07 PM

She's pretty damn hot too...ain't gonna lie
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Better than Amy Schumer

kccrow

12-18-2018, 01:17 AM

This looks like the trans. I'm a fan of chubby chicks with cute faces and nice tits, so I'd hit it and quit with Amy.

Umm.... umm....

k?

Please pass Sarah Summers my way then cuz that bitch is smokin.

njchiefs

12-18-2018, 05:44 AM

Umm.... umm....

k?

Please pass Sarah Summers my way then cuz that bitch is smokin.

Well I don’t know. Reminds me a bit of Lindsey Lohan on the cusp of her crazy phase.

https://scroll.in/video/905705/watch-miss-usa-came-under-fire-for-mocking-non-english-speaking-miss-universe-contestants

Rasputin

12-18-2018, 06:28 AM

No commitment no marriage. Just one night of Amy tiitties in your face and ass in the air. Would You?

Yes but I'd practice safe sex like this with her

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/fbcgif_zpsfrxm5uhm.gif

Can't be too careful

Rasputin

12-18-2018, 06:33 AM