I got electrocuted

[Dartgod]

Just came over the wire

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[Baby Lee]

I really love HBO's original programming. . . .

Just came over The Wire.

[booger]

Literally? Bet that burnt your wiener

[SAUTO]

Doesn't electrocuted mean you died?

[TLO]

The wire sure has been busy today

[Rain Man]

Well, that's what you get for killing that convenience store clerk.

[Baby Lee]

Doesn't electrocuted mean you died?

By strict construction [execution by electricity] it should. But we've colloquially extended it to severe injury.

[BlackHelicopters]

Shocking!

[Rain Man]

By strict construction [execution by electricity] it should. But we've colloquially extended it to severe injury.

That shouldn't be allowed. We need a word for execution by electricity. Electrocuted should be reserved for death, and severe injury should be electrojolted. A minor injury should be electrozapped and a shock that doesn't cause notable injury should be electrozinged.

[rabblerouser]

You're a dumbass.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Zapped sack

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

You're a dumbass.ROFL

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Thanks for keeping me up on "current" events.

[BryanBusby]

PWNTxD

[Bearcat]

I've never been that excited about a wire, but to each their own, I guess.

[Rain Man]

Thanks for keeping me up on "current" events.

Ohmy, that's a good one.

[Fish]

Watt lead to this? Current events?

[saphojunkie]

I really love HBO's original programming. . . .

Just came over The Wire.

I get sexually aroused by police work.

I also just came over The Wire.

[MahiMike]

You should have done this last week before we play the chargers