Liberty Bowl 2018: MIZ-ZOU!

[gblowfish]

Comes on at 2:45pm. Who's with me??

[Reerun_KC]

MisSEC!

[ChiefBlueCFC]

One last time with Lock and Beckner!

[Prison Bitch]

Okie Lite made a bowel game???

[Dartgod]

I'm in.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I'll 'ave a go.

Dinny

[Sassy Squatch]

Send off Lock and Beckner wiith a bang.

[bsp4444]

In for the win!!

[gblowfish]

Man, those are some kooky helmets!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Man, those are some kooky helmets!

The Tigers don't look a thing like themselves.

Dinny

[Frazod]

Damn, that should have been picked.

[Frazod]

Ah, where have I seen this defense before? :banghead:

[gblowfish]

Nice pick by the ref.

[Bowser]

Hell of a pick play carried out by the ref there.

[kepp]

Well that's awesome

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Absolutely awful third down defense on that drive made even worse by a pick from the idiot piece of shit umpire.

And people think NFL refs are incompetent.

[loce1959]

And so it begins...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Pretty good example of why you should never bet on bowl games, as there is no figuring when a team will/won't show up.

[gblowfish]

I'M A MAN...I'M FORTY!!!

[Bowser]

Gundy is fucking ROCKING that mullet

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Wake the fuck up, Mizzou.

[Sassy Squatch]

Wake the fuck up, Mizzou.
Hopefully getting smacked around on that play does it.

[kepp]

IDK...looks like he hit with his shoulder

[Frazod]

Well, that's a good way to respond. :thumb:

[kepp]

Great catch there

[gblowfish]

I'M A MAN...
I'M 42!!!

[Bowser]

Love the aggressiveness

[Sassy Squatch]

Missed the first 5 minutes of game time. Who got the ball 1st?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Interior blocking by the OL is the worst it has been all year.

[Frazod]

Jesus Christ. Run game is wretched so far.

[LiveSteam]

AJ mother fucking Green

[Sassy Squatch]

RRPFG is not an effective red zone offense, you fucks.

[Frazod]

Absolutely disgusting.

[kepp]

Would have been nice not to waste 1st and 2nd downs

[LiveSteam]

It's 3 points guys.
That's 3 points more then the Huskers will score this bowl season.

[petegz28]

total shit for play calling there...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Would have been nice not to waste 1st and 2nd downs

I don't think that's a problem with playcalling, but execution. If he gains yardage on those plays you're not complaining. Blame the OL for getting their shit caved in, as has happened on every rush in this game.

[Sassy Squatch]

So the interior offensive line has been getting annihilated. Why call 2 inside rushes then?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

So the interior offensive line has been getting annihilated. Why call 2 inside rushes then?

What would you do if Andy Reid gave up on the run after three carries?

[kepp]

I don't think that's a problem with playcalling, but execution. If he gains yardage on those plays you're not complaining. Blame the OL for getting their shit caved in, as has happened on every rush in this game.Probably...40 years of Chiefs/Mizzou fandom has made me a bit fatalistic

[Sassy Squatch]

What would you do if Andy Reid gave up on the run after three carries?
I'd expect him to try a different type of run, like a sweep or an outside zone. Not repeatedly run right into the teeth of the defense because the interior offensive line hasn't shown up today.

[Frazod]

3rd and Steckel.....

[Bowser]

Appreciate the drop, Pokes

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Secondary got bailed out there. They've been horrible so far.

[Sassy Squatch]

Time to get busy. OSU gave you a gift.

[petegz28]

3 flags thrown and no one knows wtf for...LMAO

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hey refs:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/EvsmQokxE8wi4/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c2a881477564a42593face4

[petegz28]

holy shit there were 0 penalties on that play and they threw 4 flags...wow

[Frazod]

God, the color guy is annoying as fuck. Almost as bad as the guy that called our last bowl game against Okie Light.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Guess they should have abandoned the interior run...

[Bowser]

Hey refs:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/EvsmQokxE8wi4/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c2a881477564a42593face4

She is just nuts enough for me to be in love with.

[gblowfish]

I went to the Liberty Bowl in 1978 when Mizzou beat LSU. Got wasted for three days, and went to titty bars for the first time. Everything was legal at 18 in Memphis back then.

[Sassy Squatch]

Guess they should have abandoned the interior run...
Abandoned it? No. Tried something different than interior rush, interior rush, rollout and failed pass on the 5 yard line? Yeah, I'd say so.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Abandoned it? No. Tried something different than interior rush, interior rush, rollout and failed pass on the 5 yard line? Yeah, I'd say so.

They just gained 18 yards on an inside first down run, then got stuffed on an outside run. It's not where they're running; it's the execution. The OL is getting consistently beaten.

[kepp]

Ran away from a clean pocket

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Walters, an idea:

How about you bracket Stoner.

[kepp]

Those helmets make Truman look like a Village People groupie

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Well, at least their QB is occasionally inaccurate. It's the only thing that's gotten Mizzou's D off the field so far.

[Frazod]

Those helmets make Truman look like a Village People groupie

Actually, the fucktarded uniforms are a perfect compliment to their dogshit play.

[Sassy Squatch]

Fucking nice counter.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Don't ever throw the ball to Kendall Blanton. Nothing good happens when he's near the ball.

EDIT: and the sun immediately shines on a dog's ass.

[Sassy Squatch]

Need Drew Lock to get involved.

[loce1959]

ROFLDon't ever throw the ball to Kendall Blanton. Nothing good happens when he's near the ball.

EDIT: and the sun immediately shines on a dog's ass.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Johnson's hands make J'Mon Moore look like Larry Fitzgerald.

[loce1959]

Saying nothing but Okay State now!

[gblowfish]

Left tackle was offsides. No call.

[Reerun_KC]

Get some false start touchdowns.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Saying nothing but Okay State now!

Diet Oklahoma

[BryanBusby]

Man, they got away with a pretty big FS on that TD it seems

[loce1959]

Got away with one there!

[gblowfish]

I like talking about ED. Enormous Dick.

[Reerun_KC]

Man, they got away with a pretty big FS on that TD it seems

Yep reminds me of the LA Chiefs game.

[loce1959]

McCann working on trajectory.

[Sassy Squatch]

McCann working on trajectory.
It's a work in progress.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I get so tired of watching defenses immediately shit themselves after the offense scores.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Oliver is just getting fucking trashed in this game.

[kepp]

I will never understand DBs standing beyond the first down marker

[loce1959]

I wish they would quit talking about "top 15 third down defense"

['Hamas' Jenkins]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. That was textbook coverage.

[Sassy Squatch]

Felt like a make up call for missing the false start.

[BryanBusby]

Meh that was weak. Make up call I guess.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Whatever. Refs have determined the outcome of every scoring drive in this game.

[BryanBusby]

Woof

[kepp]

You're gonna call a weak holding and not call a big push off?!

[loce1959]

This is nothing new for either squad. Apparently it is going to be an offensive shoot out.

[BryanBusby]

Gundy looks like a fucking idiot. What a fit for Oklahoma.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That was not a catch, either. You can see the ball rolling around on his chest as he slides out, but they uphold it anyway.

[Reerun_KC]

You're gonna call a weak holding and not call a big push off?!

Or a false start?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Or a false start?

Yeah, Mizzou got a call. Ok State has gotten five now.

[loce1959]

Gundy looks like a ****ing idiot. What a fit for Oklahoma.

Don't you mean, "Okay"?

[rabblerouser]

Whatever. Refs have determined the outcome of every scoring drive in this game.

WE HAVE A THREAD FOR THAT.

SIR.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

WE HAVE A THREAD FOR THAT.

SIR.

Not rigged. Incompetent. There's a difference.

[Mosbonian]

Seriously...a questionable Holding Call and the a Push off on the Receiver?

Is this the same crew that officiated the Kentucky game?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Just a reminder that the color commentator, Orlovsky, is the same guy that stepped out of his own end zone on a dropback/scramble for a safety.

[BryanBusby]

Large chunk of bare bleachers. That's pretty much why we're playing the Liberty Bowl against a scrub Big12 squad.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Don't ever throw the ball to Kendall Blanton. Nothing good happens when he's near the ball.

EDIT: and the sun immediately shines on a dog's ass.

You fucking idiot.

[Pablo]

That was a nice little ball dropped in there.

[gblowfish]

Uh...nice catch by the guy you should never throw to....

[loce1959]

Don't ever throw the ball to Kendall Blanton. Nothing good happens when he's near the ball.

EDIT: and the sun immediately shines on a dog's ass.

I think I need you as my advisor for my fantasy team. LOL.

[Sassy Squatch]

You fucking idiot.
Don't feel bad. Mizzou has been gashing them with inside rushes ever since I opened my dumb fucking face.

[Reerun_KC]

LOL @ this kicker. Wow.

[gblowfish]

That was the snap. Not kickers fault.

[kepp]

Because...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

LOL @ this kicker. Wow.

Yeah, because a neck high snap is easy to place down on time.

[kepp]

Don't feel bad. Mizzou has been gashing them with inside rushes ever since I opened my dumb fucking face.
My turn...this defense never gets turnovers

[Sassy Squatch]

My turn...this defense never gets turnovers
You should've waited just a bit.

[Sassy Squatch]

That was fucking ugly.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Floyd, you stupid motherfucker.

If you can't catch it clean, don't ever get near it.

[TrebMaxx]

Bad decision there.

[kepp]

Why would he let that roll?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The FG target line seems to think that McCann can hit an 86 yarder.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Emanuel Hall must be hurt again...fuck.

[gblowfish]

I just lost my game feed...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

After a flat first quarter and some horrible officiating, getting out of the first half with a lead is a win.

[kepp]

Run FORWARD

[Sassy Squatch]

Damn. Just kept running sideways instead of cutting upfield.

[BryanBusby]

Run FORWARD
No shit

[gblowfish]

OSU's mascot is creepy. Looks like a child molester in a cowboy hat.

[Sassy Squatch]

I just lost my game feed...
If you need a stream I PMed you.

[Mosbonian]

Badie looks lost today....Rountree looks like he can't be stopped.

[Frazod]

Damn, I guess after I left to run some errands they actually started playing.

[rabblerouser]

Whatever. Refs have determined the outcome of every scoring drive in this game.
Not rigged. Incompetent. There's a difference.

Do you know what words mean?

[Frazod]

Fuck. Maybe I should go run some more errands. :shake:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This is the worst the defense has looked since the Purdue game. No pressure at all, corners getting killed, can't cover the middle of the field.

[Sassy Squatch]

Goddamn.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Do you know what words mean?

Yeah. Which is why I didn't say predetermined. There's a difference, and it's generally understood by literate people. Keep spiking the ball at the 20 yard line, though.

[KCUnited]

Defense picking up where that halftime show left off.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Fucking Knox. He and Johnson have just fucking killed this team so far today.

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO

[Sassy Squatch]

Seems like Mizzou got to drinking early this New Years Eve.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Knox has cost this team 11 points today. Sit his worthless ass for the rest of the game.

[Pablo]

Fun start to the second half.

[kepp]

Its like watching the Chiefs without the offense

[loce1959]

Time to .......Put The Hammer Down!!!

[Mosbonian]

****ing Knox. He and Johnson have just ****ing killed this team so far today.

Knox and Johnson both are playing like they are first time Freshman who haven't played a college game.

And where the hell is Rountree? Why aren't we jamming the ball down their throat with runs?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Knox and Johnson both are playing like they are first time Freshman who haven't played a college game.

And where the hell is Rountree? Why aren't we jamming the ball down their throat with runs?

He can't carry it 55 times.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Seriously? Are you fucking serious?

[kepp]

Refs just looking for any ticky-tack calls

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Of all the games for pete to bitch about the refs, and he's almost totally silent today.

[Sassy Squatch]

https://i.imgflip.com/atgxb.gif

['Hamas' Jenkins]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[kepp]

Of course there's a flag

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Another 3rd and a mile play by Lock. Time to throw another flag.

[Sassy Squatch]

Lock making a strong case to be the first QB drafted.

[Sassy Squatch]

Welp. About done wasting my time with this shit.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Chickenshit playcalling down there. That doesn't cut it to a single possession. Should have played that third down like they had two downs to get the first.

[Jerm]

Why on earth are you kicking a FG there...JFC...

[Mosbonian]

He can't carry it 55 times.

He pretty much sat out the last 7-9 minutes of the 2nd Quarter and they ran Badie who is playing on ice skates today.

I don't expect Rountree to carry 50 times...but he should be I 2 plays every possession.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Terez Hall got damned lucky. That was absolutely stupid as fuck.

[Sassy Squatch]

Any teammate would do what #51 did.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Third and motherfucking Steckel again.

[loce1959]

Third and mother****ing Steckel again.

ROFL

[Sassy Squatch]

Woof

['Hamas' Jenkins]

God, I hate this secondary.

[kepp]

Damn, Acy sucks

[Bowser]

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[siberian khatru]

I wish my teams could play some fucking D

[Jerm]

Keep kicking FGs though....fucking idiot coaches...

[Frazod]

I have early dinner plans.

Thank God.

:shake:

[Mosbonian]

Welp...the same old Mizzou in a Bowl game...completely revert back to a "little sister" to anyone they play.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Stop looking for the fucking flag and run the damned route out, Knox, you bitch.

[siberian khatru]

Keep kicking FGs though....****ing idiot coaches...

And run out the clock at the end of the first half, with OSU getting the second half kickoff. Dipshit Odom

[Reerun_KC]

Nice Lock. 4th and 6. Throw it out of bounds.

[Sassy Squatch]

Time to go and do more enjoyable things, like drag my nutsack through broken glass.

[kepp]

Seems like just terrible preparation all the way around. Typical Mizzou

I'm done after that PI

[loce1959]

Same old Mizzou bowl game effort. Why even watch them.

[BryanBusby]

This is the second bowl game this team has came out looking like a flat, limp dick. Barry Odom needs to figure it the fuck out.

[Mosbonian]

Mizzou once again being outplayed and outcoached in a Bowl game.

Odom did a real good job of preparing this team to play.

And where is Dooley's brain today? He is making Lock look even more average than normal.

[Rivaldo]

Tigazzzzzz

[Reerun_KC]

Unless LOck comes back and wins this his NFL outlook is weak

[kepp]

Unless LOck comes back and wins this his NFL outlook is weak

LOL...yes, because of one game

[Reerun_KC]

LOL...yes, because of one game

And to think you guys turned off this game already.

[loce1959]

Why two? Seems early.

[Rivaldo]

I'm a man! I'm 40! is kickin' our ass

[loce1959]

LOL Okay States qb is determined to keep us in the game.

[Pablo]

Damn, nice pressure and pick.

[Bowser]

Wow, what a pick

[loce1959]

Shut up about close on the sideline. What a douche analyst.

[kepp]

Threw off his back foot and ended up short

[Rivaldo]

LOL Okay States qb is determined to keep us in the game.

yeah. I particularly liked that earlier 2nd down play on the drive where he fell over all awkwardly like 2 inches from the 1st down

[ChiefsCountry]

No targeting?

[loce1959]

How is that a legal hit???

[TrebMaxx]

Targeting?

[Reerun_KC]

LOck got his RB wrecked.

[kepp]

Man, Lock going to get his guy killed

[Reerun_KC]

Booth review? Weak. ROFL

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've never seen a worse group of officials.

[Mosbonian]

That was Targeting just like the earlier hit was

[loce1959]

That hit looked worse than the first targeting.

[kepp]

Booth review? Weak. ROFL

At least the booth is paying attention. The officials on the field sure aren't.

[Rivaldo]

Suck like Lock for Lock!

If the NFL regular season wasn't already over, I think that slogan might've generated some interest for Drew

[loce1959]

LOL Okay State trying to be OG's.

[GloryDayz]

See ya asshole..

[Bowser]

They got the call right. Targeting aside, how is that not unsportsmanlike to stand over the guy like he did after he blew Gicinto up?

[Pablo]

These refs are throwing flags like they're getting ready to move on up to the big leagues.

[Bowser]

It would be cool if they stopped burning timeouts like we have a surplus of them.

[Bowser]

Niiiiiice

[Rivaldo]

LOL Okay State trying to be OG's.

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When I wrote about parties, someone always died. When I tried to write happy, yo, I knew I lied.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This game is a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

Also, Frazod is never allowed to post in a Mizzou thread again.

[loce1959]

Trust me when I say this but Mizzou is just giving us enough hope to break our hearts.

[kepp]

Whining for flags

[Bowser]

That really was offsides

[Rivaldo]

I met Ice T at The Shadow iirc in Westport years ago

Goat

[Bowser]

I met Ice T at The Shadow iirc in Westport years ago

Goat

I remember years ago they had Ice-T on Cribs. He had a vending machine in his house for the sole purpose for feeding his friends coming over hungry. "You hungry, get some chips. Costs a buck. Stop begging" LMAO

[Rivaldo]

I remember years ago they had Ice-T on Cribs. He had a vending machine in his house for the sole purpose for feeding his friends coming over hungry. "You hungry, get some chips. Costs a buck. Stop begging" LMAO

loooool Iceberg

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[Bowser]

What the fuck are you thinking, Gundymullet?? Many thanks!

[GloryDayz]

Nice.

[kepp]

Wow, that was dumb

[Pablo]

That punter has Reggie Ragland speed.

[TrebMaxx]

LOL!

[Sassy Squatch]

Used his own teammate to tackle him LMAO

[GloryDayz]

Go for it...

[GloryDayz]

I told you to go for it... I TOLD YOU!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Why would you trust this ST unit? Could Odom mismanage this game any more?

[kepp]

What. A. Waste.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This game is why I just can't get fully onboard with Odom. This just keeps happening.

[Rivaldo]

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My Mizzou education's low, but I got long dough
Raised like a pit bull, my heart pumps nitro!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Acy has the worst ball skills I've ever seen. Worse than Bartee. He's been targeted almost 20 times today and has never once turned his head.

[kepp]

And now, the defense. We refuse to take a game that's being handed to us.

[kepp]

#2 pushes off every time

[Mosbonian]

This game is why I just can't get fully onboard with Odom. This just keeps happening.

I don't think you are in the minority with that thought.

[GloryDayz]

Why would he not return that?

[Rivaldo]

Hustler. Word. I pull the trigger long.

Grit my teeth, spray til every 40-year-old man! is gone.

we are gonna win

[GloryDayz]

Another target. Wow!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Knox with one more big drop to fuck the team.

[Rivaldo]

Fool, on the sideline route I'm the illest.

Bulletproof. I die harder than Bruce Willis.

[GloryDayz]

Call it a catch and toss the fucker for targeting..

[Sassy Squatch]

How does the ref miss his head getting rocked back from that helmet to helmet hit?

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Should be targeting... that is reviewable

[Pitt Gorilla]

Targeting.

[GloryDayz]

Wow, MIZZOU fucked 2 ways on that review.

[Sassy Squatch]

The fuck?

[kepp]

How do you reverse that?

[GloryDayz]

Officials want to know why they're questioned. There ya go...

[rabblerouser]

Wow. No words.

[GloryDayz]

Attaboy Drew..

[Bowser]

Damn, way to hang in there, Lock. Hell of a play.

[kepp]

Whacked his head on the ground

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

The catch reversal was correct as he never got a foot down, but should have been targeting and an ejection...

[GloryDayz]

The catch reversal was correct as he never got a foot down, but should have been targeting and an ejection...

I can agree with this, but missing the targeting there is terrible.

[loce1959]

Seriously, who cares about the ****ing Liberty Bowl. Announcers making this sound like the CFP.

[GloryDayz]

Why not try to draw them offside OdAss?

[Bowser]

Welp, what's your 4th and 1 play to win a bowl game, Barry?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Odom just called that TO 20 seconds too early

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

roll out right throw back left to a TE scraping out after blocking...

[GloryDayz]

Well shit..

[Bowser]

Great call, Odom. Jesus fuck, you run that there?

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

He has to have an out to throw there... dumb play call

[kepp]

A timeout for that? Great preparation, Odom.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He has to have an out to throw there... dumb play call

You're absolutely right. You need a safety valve. Bad playcall.