Who needs some work?

[eDave]

I will be upgrading all Casey's General Store's POS devices to make transactions through EMV (2,164 stores/5,044 devices). As such, I need Technicians to do the work. Looking for roughly 40 Techs (depending on logistics) for a short term basis. It's a full time gig, for a short duration.

I'm paying $21/h through end of April (most likely longer) and will start actual upgrades starting 1st of February. I will let you know when we start interviewing.

Hit me up offline if interested and I will send you the run-book (instructions) I created so you can determine if you are qualified or might need to tweak your resume. Not much to it really. Show up on time, follow the instructions, don't steal anything, report your time and expenses (on time), and send me a taco pizza. If still interested, I'll direct you to your local TEKsystems office to submit your resume.

Will be travel to your scheduled cities/stores, fully reimbursed. We are looking at starting at 7:00pm so it might be a second job consideration for the short term.

https://i.imgur.com/RK4pLqL.jpg

This is not a guarantee of employment. No pricks.

[Pablo]

Casey's breakfast pizza is the shit. So if anybody takes this gig expect to gain at least 20 lbs on that stuff alone.

[In58men]

I’m only here because I heard something about taco pizza?

[Pablo]

I’m only here because I heard something about taco pizza?Yeah, their taco pizza is pretty damn good too. All of their pizza is fire, but that's because there's about 4 lbs of cheese on each one.

[KCUnited]

Hard to beat eating Casey's pie on a hot day at the pool.

[Rain Man]

That actually seems like a fun job.

[Sassy Squatch]

What experience wiuld you need to do something like this?

[Bugeater]

What experience wiuld you need to do something like this?
Have you ever experienced going into a Casey's without stealing anything?

[BryanBusby]

I have a long dick. Am I qualified?

[Sassy Squatch]

Have you ever experienced going into a Casey's without stealing anything?
Don't know. Usually I was going when it was 2 in the morning for pizza and my brain was fried. Might've slipped a Reeses into my drawers.

[BryanBusby]

But I have never licked a friends FGs pussy. Does that disqualify me?

[Randallflagg]

I'm retired, on Social Security and 2 pensions.....don't know what the hell a "EMV" is - but if you'll pay me under the table (cash only) I will consider getting my fat ass out of my lazy boy to give you a hand....

Just kidding! ROFL

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I have a long dick. Am I qualified?

OP staed no pricks. Disqualified.

[MTG#10]

I'd do it as a second job during the evenings. I've installed hundreds of card readers/modems in vending machines, and have built many home PC's so I think it'd be something I could easily handle. I could do all of Springfield, MO and surrounding towns but wouldn't go any farther because I have a full-time day job.

The only issue I have is I don't want to create a resume nor go to a stupid interview.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Jerked off swines for 30 years ,I should be qualified.

[eDave]

I'm retired, on Social Security and 2 pensions.....don't know what the hell a "EMV" is - but if you'll pay me under the table (cash only) I will consider getting my fat ass out of my lazy boy to give you a hand....

Just kidding! ROFL

I didn't really characterize that very well. EMV is the chip on your credit/debit cards. What I am doing is upgrading all devices to transact via the EMV chip.

Each store is fined out the ass for not transacting via EMV.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I don't like the time frame. too close to the draft.

[TLO]

I've noticed that the Casey's in my town don't actually have the ability to accept payment via EMV. I've always questioned why they haven't updated their stuff as the majority of the other gas stations in town do.

[007]

If I end up losing my current job I'd definitely be interested.

[BryanBusby]

The only issue I have is I don't want to create a resume nor go to a stupid interview.
Mostly this, otherwise I'd probably do it. LMAO

[eDave]

I'd do it as a second job during the evenings. I've installed hundreds of card readers/modems in vending machines, and have built many home PC's so I think it'd be something I could easily handle. I could do all of Springfield, MO and surrounding towns but wouldn't go any farther because I have a full-time day job.

The only issue I have is I don't want to create a resume nor go to a stupid interview.

Mostly this, otherwise I'd probably do it. LMAO

Phone interview. 1/2h max.

[Bugeater]

If I end up losing my current job I'd definitely be interested.
I already claimed your area.

[Reerun_KC]

are there midgets?

[007]

I already claimed your area.Oh I can't wait to watch you do this. LMAO

[Bugeater]

Oh I can't wait to watch you do this. LMAO
Hey goddamnit, if I can straighten this mess out I'm sure I can wire up some card reader machine thingy.


http://oi68.tinypic.com/25t7t3r.jpg

[Deberg_1990]

I’ll do it.

But not for a penny less than $31 an hour

[007]

Hey goddamnit, if I can straighten this mess out I'm sure I can wire up some card reader machine thingy.


http://oi68.tinypic.com/25t7t3r.jpgI'm referring to the amount of goddamniits that will be screamed. :)

[Dunit35]

Looks like ours is on the list (Enid, OK). It’s a brand new store, opened less than two years ago. You’d think they would’ve installed it then.

[Buehler445]

Whomever upgrades the one in Scott, hit me up. I’ll buy lunch.

[Reerun_KC]

Whomever upgrades the one in Scott, hit me up. I’ll buy lunch.

Okay, I come out for a free lunch...

[Hammock Parties]

Work is for suckers.

I'm just going to watch football, chill out, make some memes, jerk off....see what happens....

[stumppy]

Is daycare provided? I'll need someone to keep an eye on me.

[displacedinMN]

Damn. If it was summer-I would be on it. Truthfully. Minnesota.ND.SD.Wis

I take direction well and can cobble a lot of things to make them work.

[notorious]

Whomever upgrades the one in Scott, hit me up. I’ll buy lunch.

You have the closest Casey’s to me. How sad is that?

[Sassy Squatch]

Work is for suckers.

I'm just going to watch football, chill out, make some memes, jerk off....see what happens....
Aren't you delivering mail?

[lewdog]

This is fantastic.

Who knew you could be so nice eDave (if that is your real name!)?

[TrebMaxx]

So if they are starting at 7:00pm for each store how long should an average store take? Most I see have around 2-3 POS units. Is it pretty much standardized POS Registers\software and Pinpads? I used to code POS software back in the day but moved on although I am still in IT. I could be interested for around my area, CoMo, but I do have a full-time job. Definitely wouldn't be able to handle nights that go too late. Yeah, I'm old and need my sleep.

[Rain Man]

I just realize that the picture in the OP is a map of locations. I thought it was a blood spatter pattern from the weekend's Chicago murders.

[eDave]

So if they are starting at 7:00pm for each store how long should an average store take? Most I see have around 2-3 POS units. Is it pretty much standardized POS Registers\software and Pinpads? I used to code POS software back in the day but moved on although I am still in IT. I could be interested for around my area, CoMo, but I do have a full-time job. Definitely wouldn't be able to handle nights that go too late. Yeah, I'm old and need my sleep.

I've scheduled 30m per device. I know device counts (Equinox L5300 ) for each store (1-4) and will schedule accordingly. I do want 8 hours of work per day, per Technician, including travel time. Might even have overnight travel as it's going to be tough finding adequate help in western Kansas, N. Dakota, etc. I've got $82K for travel.

We'll see. Still putting this party together.

[Hammock Parties]

Aren't you delivering mail?

Quit in September when I decided fuck missing Chiefs games

[007]

Quit in September when I decided fuck missing Chiefs gamesShit, I'd give up chiefs game for that job

[Hammock Parties]

Shit, I'd give up chiefs game for that job

delivering the mail as a CCA is an absolute shitfuck of a job in a dying institution

it's not worth missing a single offensive series if you have better plans

veteran mail carrier? not so bad. at least you get sundays off.

[lewdog]

Quit in September when I decided fuck missing Chiefs games

Weekend work does suck.

Best part of my job is never working weekends.

Never worked a weekend in 7 years of being a professional. That’s pretty awesome.

[eDave]

What experience wiuld you need to do something like this?

Proper grammar for one. Following instructions for another.

[Rain Man]

What experience wiuld you need to do something like this?

It appears to me that Smoky and the Bandit skills could turn it into a very lucrative gig.

[Sassy Squatch]

Proper grammar for one. Following instructions for another.
Yeah, fatfingered that one. If it was part time work on the weekends I'd be interested, but from your edits it seems like you're looking for a pretty hefty commitment for about 3 months.

[eDave]

Yeah, fatfingered that one. If it was part time work on the weekends I'd be interested, but from your edits it seems like you're looking for a pretty hefty commitment for about 3 months.

Tried to rep you but I'm out. So I'll do it here:

I'm just fuggin' with you man.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I actually wish I could do this.

[Sassy Squatch]

Tried to rep you but I'm out. So I'll do it here:

I'm just fuggin' with you man.
No worries. If you guys decide you can live with part timers let me know. Work 6am to 512pm currently so having a second job outside of my free days would be insanity.

[HemiEd]

If I end up losing my current job I'd definitely be interested.

Sounds like it would be a piece of cake for you.

[Renegade]

I just realize that the picture in the OP is a map of locations. I thought it was a blood spatter pattern from the weekend's Chicago murders.

I didn't know Ray Lewis moved to Chicago.

[BryanBusby]

If you got anymore details about it feel free to pm me.

[007]

No worries. If you guys decide you can live with part timers let me know. Work 6am to 512pm currently so having a second job outside of my free days would be insanity.That's the same issue I have. Job is from 1030pm to 630am. Weekends are probably my only option.

[007]

Sounds like it would be a piece of cake for you.Yeah I could do this and would most likely enjoy it as well.

[lewdog]

If Clay decides to take this job, does he have to work Sundays?

[Hammock Parties]

If Clay decides to take this job, does he have to work Sundays?

I'm not qualified. I've never held a job in IT.

That will change this year but not for a few months. Taking the A+

[Buehler445]

You have the closest Casey’s to me. How sad is that?

There has to be one in Mexico, right?

[dlphg9]

Id do it depending on qualifications

[Rain Man]

I'm not qualified. I've never held a job in IT.

That will change this year but not for a few months. Taking the A+


I think all you do is go into the store, turn them off, and then turn them back on again.

[malachi47000]

Interested...please contact me more about info

[007]

I think all you do is go into the store, turn them off, and then turn them back on again.Just a bit more involved than that.

[eDave]

Yeah I could do this and would most likely enjoy it as well.

I think it's a great gig. On your own, just my set of instructions, a Phillips screw driver, and something to cut the cable straps.

And I swear if you leave a sharp edge on your cut, I'm going to hunt you down and stab your eyes out with the much too sharp edged cable strap(s).

And I'm not fucking kidding about the taco pizza. I'm expecting 2,164 of them.

[Rain Man]

Just a bit more involved than that.

Well, then I'm out.

[eDave]

Well, then I'm out.

Hey man, you got two steps right.

[cabletech94]

famous for pizza

[007]

Hey man, you got two steps right.LMAO

[BigRedChief]

I'm not qualified. I've never held a job in IT.

That will change this year but not for a few months. Taking the A+I hope this a joke or trolling. A+ is a fucking joke of a cert.

[007]

I hope this a joke or trolling. A+ is a fucking joke of a cert.

Guess I'll take my cert and go cry. Come on dude. It may only be entry level but it still is required for anyone wanting to work on any form of PC repair.

[eDave]

Guess I'll take my cert and go cry. Come on dude. It may only be entry level but it still is required for anyone wanting to work on any form of PC repair.

That's a step down from being a Newman though.

I've seen BRC's cert list and it's impressive so I can see where his demeanor is coming from (not that I agree with it).

I'm quite happy for Hammock Party. Starting is the hardest part. And the A+ is pretty hard.

[007]

That's a step down from being a Newman though.

I've seen BRC's cert list and it's impressive so I can see where his demeanor is coming from (not that I agree with it).

I'm quite happy for Hammock Party. Starting is the hardest part. And the A+ is pretty hard.

Oh I have as well. BRC is definitely someone whose opinion people should want. I only wish he didn't look down upon the early certs like that. Comments like that can be the difference between someone starting out or just saying fuck it.

Nothing but love for you BRC but consider toning the disgust down a bit. :D

[Hammock Parties]

I hope this a joke or trolling. A+ is a fucking joke of a cert.

Gotta start somewhere.

I've been building my own computers for 20 years so I have a good head start.

[Titty Meat]

I have a long dick. Am I qualified?

I'm the HR director and pics

[Titty Meat]

Weekend work does suck.

Best part of my job is never working weekends.

Never worked a weekend in 7 years of being a professional. That’s pretty awesome.

I thought weekends was prime hours for you Juggalos?

[eDave]

But I have never licked a friends FGs pussy. Does that disqualify me?

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=14005071&postcount=5

[eDave]

I actually wish I could do this.

You can do anything Mr. Flopnuts.

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[lewdog]

I thought weekends was prime hours for you Juggalos?

I keep my weekends free for your mom.

[lewdog]

Bump

[eDave]

Technician requests have gone out to the following TEKsystems recruiting offices:

TEK Office | TECH Route
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA | CED Tech A
CENTRAL IL, IL | CENT Tech A
INDIANAPOLIS, IN | INDY Tech A
KANSAS CITY, KS | KC Tech A
MINNEAPOLIS, MN | MINNY Tech A
OMAHA, NE | OMA Tech A
ST. LOUIS, MO | STL Tech A

My recommendation is to hand deliver your resume directly to the recruiting office in your area, specify that you are submitting for the Casey's General Stores EMV Upgrade project.

Jennifer O'Neill is my Logistics Coordinator so she put the request out for me so toss her name out there. We are forgoing background checks and interviews so make your resume fit the instructions I sent to those who expressed interest.

[BleedingRed]

PoS device? or PoS Software?

Just interested, had to deal with plenty of PoS Vendors who are fucking morons when it comes to IT Infrastructure.

[htismaqe]

It's about freaking time Casey's upgrade their POS systems.

[eDave]

PoS device? or PoS Software?

Just interested, had to deal with plenty of PoS Vendors who are fucking morons when it comes to IT Infrastructure.

Physical device work -> firmware upgrade -> connect to domain.

[eDave]

I have 3 windows to do the upgrades:

8am to 11am
1pm to 4 pm
6pm to 9pm

I do not expect you to work into the 3rd window as the majority of these sites are 1 hour to complete. But it is there if needed.

I do expect you to start at 8 AM. I cannot allow you to work swing hours on your own. The order you run your route doesn’t matter so you have some freedom in that. But they do need to be done on the day scheduled.

I only have 1 coordinator for this project so I can't make to many accommodations here. I offer a 4h minimum guarantee for all scheduled days. Meaning, if on a given day there is only a few sites to do and you do them in 2h's, you get paid for 4.

Hit me up at davbarry@teksystems.com if you want to see the instructions/requirements.

I realize this post most likely will get lost in all the Chiefs hype so I'll bump it periodically so everyone gets a chance to see it.

[eDave]

Also, we are bringing on two more eDave's real quick. Any fellow Project Managers here interested in checking out the opportunity? Location don't matter, work 100% from home.

[htismaqe]

Also, we are bringing on two more eDave's real quick. Any fellow Project Managers here interested in checking out the opportunity? Location don't matter, work 100% from home.

I definitely would have been if my severance had gone through. It didn't though and I'm going to be staying put for now.

[BleedingRed]

Physical device work -> firmware upgrade -> connect to domain.

See isn't that easy!@

Alot of them want to stick sub par fucking networking shit because they want their equipment to be on "own network" like VLAN doesn't exist or something.

[htismaqe]

See isn't that easy!@

Alot of them want to stick sub par fucking networking shit because they want their equipment to be on "own network" like VLAN doesn't exist or something.

With retail and service, it's often about cheap connectivity, which means broadband. With Casey's in particular, based out of Ankeny, Iowa, they are in thousands of small towns without adequate broadband. It's one of the most painful things to deal with as a network service provider. Not much is worse.

[BleedingRed]

With retail and service, it's often about cheap connectivity, which means broadband. With Casey's in particular, based out of Ankeny, Iowa, they are in thousands of small towns without adequate broadband. It's one of the most painful things to deal with as a network service provider. Not much is worse.

5G will change everything

[htismaqe]

5G will change everything

It is certainly poised to. Coverage is still going to be an issue, though, at least for a while. And especially in a lot of the areas Casey's serves.

On another note, you know what is funny about these markets? It's basically CenturyLink and Mediacom, especially in the larger population centers. There's also an ILEC here that was the holdings of GTE, prior to the Verizon merger.

And then you have Iowa's 175 or so independent telephone companies. While many areas around here struggle to get adequate DSL or cable, I have 100Mbit ethernet over fiber to my house, despite the fact that I live about a mile from town, and despite the fact that the largest town my telco serves has 1100 people. :)

[eDave]

Bump for visibility

[threebag]

I keep my weekends free for your mom.

Weekends are scary. You doing any sword fighting when your time slots overlap?