Who starts the playoff game thread?

[BigRedChief]

Got some messages to start the Saturdays playoff game thread. We all know who starts a game thread doesn't effect the game/mojo/karma etc. Daface was right to advocate spreading the game thread starting rights around to other posters.

Yeah, I started the last one and we waxed the Raiders. As far as I can remember, we have never lost a home game when I started the game thread. That was the first one I've started since the playoff game below and that was because rerun screwed up the game thread.

Full disclosure, the Chiefs lost the last playoff road game thread that I started in 2011? I didn't actually post anything in the OP. The OP was a FAX original poem created for the game.


Let's decide who or do you want to leave it up to chance and whoever hits enter at 12:01 am on Saturday?

[Bowser]

Rain Man or FAX. Accept no substitutes.

[Bugeater]

Not Bowser.

[Bowser]

Not Bowser.
QFT

[Red Dawg]

I will do it today.

[Coochie liquor]

Rain Man or FAX. Accept no substitutes.

I’d say either of these, or BRC.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Let somebody who has never done it start it. We need to flip this up

[MAG]

I will do it if i must.

[BigRedChief]

Let somebody who has never done it start it. We need to flip this uplets just invite Hootie back and let him start the thread if we are going to go down that rabbit hole.

[In58men]

The mods should give me back my privs and let me do it!!!

I’m like the only optimist here, me and pugs actually.

[Bowser]

The mods should give me back my privs and let me do it!!!

I’m like the only optimist here, me and pugs actually.

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[Al Bundy]

What about an impartial observer?

[Bearcat]

Let somebody who has never done it start it. We need to flip this up

I'd qualify for that and have a new positive outlook, but midnight central is past my bedtime.

[milkman]

I can't even believe this is a thing.

[Bowser]

I think BRC should PM Bob Dole and get his opinion on this question

[BigRedChief]

I can't even believe this is a thing.so you have been here for 18 years and yet you are surprised by this?:shake:

[NJChiefsFan]

lets just invite Hootie back and let him start the thread if we are going to go down that rabbit hole.

Yes, or some other poster of yesteryear. Spit in the face of all our doubt and the cursed results. Or even a deberg thread.

Whoever has the worst gdt record. Mahomes doesn't care and it hasn't worked against the colts anyway.

[Bearcat]

I can't even believe this is a thing.

Which part, the thinly veiled humble brag OP, or the ensuing debate on who should start the playoff game thread?

[FAX]

If Mr. Rain Man starts the thread, it will undoubtedly include a poll involving your preference in seasonal fruit juices originating in Lasqueti Island.

But if that's what you want, so be it. It might work.

However, I think it should be a N00b (sp?) type poster person. Or, perhaps, an enemy like a donk fan. Why? Because it isn't going to f***ing matter. The past is dead. The future is bright. The era of many, many playoff victories starts this week and there's nothing anybody can do to stop it.

FAX

[milkman]

so you have been here for 18 years and yet you are surprised by this?:shake:


Disbelief doesn't equal surprise.

[Bowser]

We can check to see if Phobia can take time out from grooming his goatee to start a game thread, I suppose.

[BigRedChief]

If Mr. Rain Man starts the thread, it will undoubtedly include a poll involving your preference in seasonal fruit juices originating in Lasqueti Island.

But if that's what you want, so be it. It might work.

However, I think it should be a N00b (sp?) type poster person. Or, perhaps, an enemy like a donk fan. Why? Because it isn't going to f***ing matter. The past is dead. The future is bright. The era of many, many playoff victories starts this week and there's nothing anybody can do to stop it.

FAX
I like Bowsers idea. It’s you or Rainman. The two best posters should start the threads. Whoever doesn’t start the Divisional thread, starts the AFCCG thread.

[milkman]

Which part, the thinly veiled humble brag OP, or the ensuing debate on who should start the playoff game thread?

Debate part.

I couldn't care any less about BRC.

[ptlyon]

I really don't have a preference on who does it, they just better not fuck it up

[Bugeater]

I think BRC should PM Bob Dole and get his opinion on this question
I already PMed him six times regarding this. He should be getting back to me any minute...

[Bugeater]

If Mr. Rain Man starts the thread, it will undoubtedly include a poll involving your preference in seasonal fruit juices originating in Lasqueti Island.

But if that's what you want, so be it. It might work.

However, I think it should be a N00b (sp?) type poster person. Or, perhaps, an enemy like a donk fan. Why? Because it isn't going to f***ing matter. The past is dead. The future is bright. The era of many, many playoff victories starts this week and there's nothing anybody can do to stop it.

FAXHaving a n00b do it isn't a bad idea. That way, if we suffer another incomprehensible loss, he can be summarily crucified and banned and it won't be anybody that we will miss.

[LoneWolf]

I’m posting a GDT at 11:59 p.m. on Friday and you all can suck it! Mahomes cures any and all curses.

[Imon Yourside]

i'll start it, nevermind my post. I don't want any bad juju. :)

I'll take rainman actually.

[KCUnited]

I'm attending an 80k person watch party so I likely won't have time.

[TwistedChief]

Pugs, FAX, or Rain Man. Or BRC if it can be verified that we're undefeated at home when he starts it.

[Bowser]

I'm attending an 80k person watch party so I likely won't have time.

But if you cared, you'd MAKE the time.

Also if you cared, you'd bring enough Giordanos with you to feed three tailgate parties. :)

[KCUnited]

But if you cared, you'd MAKE the time.

Also if you cared, you'd bring enough Giordanos with you to feed three tailgate parties. :)

Ha. I'm actually in LA for work this week and flying straight into KC, so everyone will have to settle for a suitcase full of California beers. My wife is coming in from Chicago though, so maybe I can get her to mule some deep dish down along with my Chiefs gear.

[Bearcat]

I’m posting a GDT at 11:59 p.m. on Friday and you all can suck it! Mahomes cures any and all curses.

Really, WTF is up with all the requirements based on juju, if they've won jack shit for 50 years?

Hell, start the GDT today. Maybe that's what they've been missing.

And that's all BS of course, but the logical thing would be to change the GDT rules if they don't actually help.

[ptlyon]

Really, WTF is up with all the requirements based on juju, if they've won jack shit for 50 years?

Hell, start the GDT today. Maybe that's what they've been missing.

And that's all BS of course, but the logical thing would be to change the GDT rules if they don't actually help.

Mods - please ban









:)

[SAUTO]

I’m posting a GDT at 11:59 p.m. on Friday and you all can suck it! Mahomes cures any and all curses.

I think this is the only option, except for you need to do it Thursday night at 11:59 and only use 3 stars

[Marcellus]

If Mr. Rain Man starts the thread, it will undoubtedly include a poll involving your preference in seasonal fruit juices originating in Lasqueti Island.

But if that's what you want, so be it. It might work.

However, I think it should be a N00b (sp?) type poster person. Or, perhaps, an enemy like a donk fan. Why? Because it isn't going to f***ing matter. The past is dead. The future is bright. The era of many, many playoff victories starts this week and there's nothing anybody can do to stop it.

FAX

I agree 100%,...... and want you to start the thread.

[LoneWolf]

I think this is the only option, except for you need to do it Thursday night at 11:59 and only use 3 stars

Consider it done.

[Jewish Rabbi]

I vote for Daru.

[Sofa King]

Kc nut

[Bowser]

I say vailpass does it, just to watch the meltdown if nothing else.

[Bowser]

Or if you're REALLY superstitious about this shit - who started the Chiefs/Texans playoff thread? Have that person do it and forget everyone else.

[Coochie liquor]

Who started it last time we won a home playoff game??

Abe Lincoln??

[DenverChief]

I have not started a game thread in 18 years. Maybe it's time to shine!

[Red Dawg]

Who started it last time we won a home playoff game??

Abe Lincoln??

Abe Lincoln? He would have been to young to have a phone. It was Jesus.

[Red Dawg]

That's a td.

[Bugeater]

Or if you're REALLY superstitious about this shit - who started the Chiefs/Texans playoff thread? Have that person do it and forget everyone else.
That would be the big nasty.

[scho63]

NO ONE WHO EVER STARTED A LOSING PLAYOFF THREAD BEFORE !!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Yeah, who started the Texans thread, we won 30-0 and scored on the opening kickoff. Now if the same person started the next game where we lost then NO.

Other than that I want BRC with his track record.

[Rain Man]

Do we know who started the Super Bowl IV game thread?

[Reerun_KC]

Who ever starts it. If they lose he must ban himself forever while drinking flaming aids cocktails

[FAX]

Do we know who started the Super Bowl IV game thread?

Great-grandpa FAX THE ELDER, I believe.

FAX

[mlyonsd]

Who ever starts it. If they lose he must ban himself forever while drinking flaming aids cocktails

So basically no pressure.

[FAX]

Who ever starts it. If they lose he must ban himself forever while drinking flaming aids cocktails

Dude, you must free yourself of these negative thought-things.

We're not going to lose. We're going to dominate. The Colts zone scheme is our biscuits and gravy and Wally's ready for breakfast.

FAX

[Rain Man]

Great-grandpa FAX THE ELDER, I believe.

FAX

Was his username Courier? Mailman? PonyExpress?

[Imon Yourside]

Do we know who started the Super Bowl IV game thread?

Pretty sure you did, step up and let them nuts hang.

[FAX]

We used the smoke-signal system. Burned his headdress making puffs, but didn't care.

FAX

[Ebolapox]

Direckshun’s whore mother?

[FloridaMan88]

That would be the big nasty.

Have to go with the thread starter for the only Chiefs postseason win in the history of CP’s existence...

Lets do this

PASSING YARDS

KC
A. Smith
307-470, 3486 YDS, 20 TD, 7 INT

HOU
B. Hoyer
224-369, 2606 YDS, 19 TD, 7 INT
RUSHING YARDS

KC
C. West
160 CAR, 634 YDS, 4 TD

HOU
A. Blue
183 CAR, 698 YDS, 2 TD
RECEIVING YARDS

KC
J. Maclin
87 REC, 1088 YDS, 8 TD

HOU
D. Hopkins
111 REC, 1521 YDS, 11 TD

Injury Report
NAME, POS STATUS DATE
Husain Abdullah, FS Probable January 7
Chris Conley, WR Probable January 7
Jeremy Maclin, WR Probable January 8
Justin Houston, LB Probable January 8
Dee Ford, LB Questionable January 8
Mitch Morse, C OUT January 8
Houston Texans
NAME, POS STATUS DATE
Whitney Mercilus, LB Probable January 4
Duane Brown, OT Out January 4
Jadeveon Clowney, LB Questionable January 8
Nate Washington, WR Probable January 8
Alfred Blue, RB Probable January 8

[mlyonsd]

Have to go with the thread starter for the only Chiefs postseason win in the history of CP’s existence...

That is depressing shit as I have been here for all of it.

[In58men]

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[ILChief]

Clay

[dlphg9]

Ill start that motherfucker right now!

[ILChief]

We have mahomes. None of these silly things like thread author, times, or number of asterisk matter. Time to ditch that loser mindset

[eDave]

Would anybody mind if I started it?

[In58men]

Clay

No thanks.

I’m sick of the “Captain Commader Lt. Mahomes is set to battle at Arrowhead for the galaxy accompanied by the Sea of Red fans blah blah blah”

[dlphg9]

Would anybody mind if I started it?

I vote you!

[Rain Man]

We have mahomes. None of these silly things like thread author, times, or number of asterisk matter. Time to ditch that loser mindset

I feel like this is true. In the old days before we had a franchise quarterback, these things were really important. But with a franchise quarterback, they're 4th or 5th decimal place. I'm starting to think that I could even wear a Chiefs jersey during the game and not even cause a problem like in the past.

[lewdog]

eDave for sure.

[Eleazar]

FAX

[Easy 6]

I believe some FAX magic is what's called for

[In58men]

eDave should handle it.

[Titty Meat]

Frankie

[In58men]

WTF Foles?

NM

eDave can’t stay on topic. Disregard my vote.

[Raiderhater]

I can't even believe this is a thing.

I nominate milkman as the GDT starter. :)

[BossChief]

Hamas

[007]

Doesn't matter

[Stinger]

Mr. Blond , Gaz, or Skip



Does not make a difference in the outcome so who cares.

[R Clark]

Fax

[ptlyon]

Would anybody mind if I started it?

Just don't fuck it up

[Bwana]

Doesn't matter

What you said.

[ROYC75]

Well, for those who are afraid of the mojo thingy, I'm the only one on here that I know of that has started a GDT for a National Championship! That accounts for something, right?


:bolt:

[lewdog]

Can't we create a poll and vote on who starts it?

[Halfcan]

George Blowfish

He can do 10 reasons while we are going to win.

[srvy]

Do we know who started the Super Bowl IV game thread?

That would have been in the starbeams section of the KC Star. I think even Syd Bordman had a question and answers section.

[srvy]

I used to have the Chiefs Superbowl IV Star and Times saved at my dresser drawer at parents. When I moved out many moons ago it probably got thrown out. I should look around for those in attic sometime.

[Sofa King]

Have to go with the thread starter for the only Chiefs postseason win in the history of CP’s existence...
Yup

[Al Bundy]

FWIW I started the Official Buccaneers Superbowl Thread on the old Buccaneers MB. We won there.

[FAX]

Maybe we should consider having an Official Snap Thread! That way, everybody can have a turn!

Personally, I would like to put my name in the hat for our first 3rd and long where we line up 5-wide.

FAX THE IDEA GUY

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fuck you guys.

[JoeyChuckles]

I’ve never started a game day thread, I don’t understand the tradition.

[EPodolak]

Do we know who started the Super Bowl IV game thread?

The sum of subsequent GDT failures damned him forever. He was lost to AIDS fire, I believe.

[JoeyChuckles]

eDave should handle it.

He can tell me to shut up in the OP and we’ll be set. It’s a game day chat thing.

[Rain Man]

Maybe we should consider having an Official Snap Thread! That way, everybody can have a turn!

Personally, I would like to put my name in the hat for our first 3rd and long where we line up 5-wide.

FAX THE IDEA GUY

Are you advocating the creation of approximately 200 official game play threads for each game? Because I could get behind that idea.

[Bowser]

Well, I guess we can lock this thread now?

[eDave]

It has been decided.

[BigRedChief]

It has been decided.Pee-Wee FTW!https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTIzMDQ5NjY0MDU3MDgzNDA0/pee-wee-herman-promojpg.jpg

[FAX]

Are you advocating the creation of approximately 200 official game play threads for each game? Because I could get behind that idea.

Yes. That is exactly what I have in mind.

Threads for everybody! Imagine the joy!

We can even have timeout threads for those who need to pee or something.

FAX

[GloryDayz]

I can start it if you want?

[CrazyPhuD]

We should have had Krystie Tynes do it, that would surely nullify any kicker concerns.

[GloryDayz]

Yes. That is exactly what I have in mind.

Threads for everybody! Imagine the joy!

We can even have timeout threads for those who need to pee or something.

FAX

Well that settles it I guess, if'n I don't see see a more officious thread started by 01/12/2019 @ 00:00:10 hundred o'clock CST (AD), I shall start my own...






If I'm awake...

[ptlyon]

N B4 Lock

[BigRedChief]

How about Flops start it during the week, then at 12:01am on Saturday everyone can start a thread if they choose to. The thread that has the most posts 1 hour before game time is sticky'd as the winner. Thread cage match!