THE FELLOWCHIEFS OF THE RING

[Hammock Parties]

Nine companions...ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL

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[The Franchise]

Fuck yes.

[Shoes]

Just went from six to midnight baby lets go

[Clyde Frog]

The Gollum part had me dead. Perfect.

[loochy]

After next week you need to make "The Two Touchdowns" and then after that you need to make "The Return of the King"

[TwistedChief]

Hilariously awesome.

[Hydrae]

Well done. This is one of your best.

[Sofa King]

Fuck this is perfect. The attention to detail is top notch.

[DJ's left nut]

Goddamn that Anthony Sherman pulled a genuine LOL from me...

[Hammock Parties]

After next week you need to make "The Two Touchdowns" and then after that you need to make "The Return of the King"

No.

We don't go back to Middle Earth until Atlanta.

We have to visit the All Valley Karate Championships and Endor first.

[HonestChieffan]

Art is a pure form

[TimeForWasp]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xUKrrEnN9I5lnrcSMv/giphy.gif

[kysirsoze]

I had to football explain AND nerd explain this one to my wife. This was fucking fun to watch.

[Tribal Warfare]

That is badass

[Hammock Parties]

I had to football explain AND nerd explain this one to my wife. This was fucking fun to watch.

You should also explain to her that the one ring betrayed Isildur to his death, as it did Alex Smith after he vanquished the dark lord.

But as much as I wanted to show that shit again, I decided to

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Also let's see if anyone got my little "last alliance of men and elves" reference...cus I liked doing it.

[saphojunkie]

Unnatural long life slayed me. Fucking amazing work.

[saphojunkie]

I especially love how the Steelers are the dwarves.

[Hammock Parties]

I especially love how the Steelers are the dwarves.

I'm so committed to detail I almost put Philly in that sequence...because the Steelers have six rings, not seven. ROFL

[KCFalcon59]

That was so so good.

[Randallflagg]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[alanm]

You shoud do a follow up where Aragorn is imploring the ghosts of Chiefs past to fight for him against the Colts. What Say You!!

[Rain Man]

Excellent work. I was riveted.

[KC Hawks]

So when Philly beat the Pats last year, was that the equivalent of "The Eagles! The Eagles are coming!"?

[Hammock Parties]

You shoud do a follow up where Aragorn is imploring the ghosts of Chiefs past to fight for him against the Colts.

HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE

Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"

Kelcegolas says "A diversion"

AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD

AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"

AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS

"FOR BONO"

AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM

AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL

AND THEN...AND THEN...

Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF

AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA

AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES

AND THEN

Wait for this bit because it's the best...

Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS

THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE

AND THEN

Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY

AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN

AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY

AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE FUCKING KICKERS

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK

CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S FUCKING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA

[PatriotsGuy]

HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE

Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"

Kelcegolas says "A diversion"

AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD

AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"

AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS

"FOR BONO"

AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM

AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL

AND THEN...AND THEN...

Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF

AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA

AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES

AND THEN

Wait for this bit because it's the best...

Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS

THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE

AND THEN

Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY

AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN

AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY

AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE ****ING KICKERS

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK

CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S ****ING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA

Brilliant, I started watching the video but will have to finish it when I am not at work.

[RINGLEADER]

Brilliant stuff.

[RINGLEADER]

HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE

Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"

Kelcegolas says "A diversion"

AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD

AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"

AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS

"FOR BONO"

AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM

AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL

AND THEN...AND THEN...

Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF

AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA

AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES

AND THEN

Wait for this bit because it's the best...

Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS

THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE

AND THEN

Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY

AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN

AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY

AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE ****ING KICKERS

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK

CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S ****ING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA

I hope someone is paying you gobs of money to make these or stuff like this...

[ChiefBlueCFC]

https://i.giphy.com/media/w3FiQDIMH80NO/giphy.webp

[loochy]

AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES

Dude, really? Orthanc?

You should know better. Barad Dur, fool.

[Hammock Parties]

I just wanted to see if anyone read it.

[alanm]

HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE

Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"

Kelcegolas says "A diversion"

AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD

AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"

AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS

"FOR BONO"

AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM

AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL

AND THEN...AND THEN...

Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF

AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA

AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES

AND THEN

Wait for this bit because it's the best...

Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS

THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE

AND THEN

Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY

AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN

AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY

AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE ****ING KICKERS

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK

CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S ****ING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMANah.. too involved. I'd run with my short scene though. :D

[FlaChief58]

Great work

[Hammock Parties]

Nah.. too involved. I'd run with my short scene though. :D

https://i.imgur.com/x181gC3.jpg

[kysirsoze]

CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S FUCKING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA


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[InChiefsHeaven]

Who is the last hobbit on the right? Is that Dieter?

[InChiefsHeaven]

Nah.. too involved. I'd run with my short scene though. :D

Fuck that! Do it Clay!! This shit is other worldly!

[kysirsoze]

Who is the last hobbit on the right? Is that Dieter?

Butker

[loochy]

Who is the last hobbit on the right? Is that Dieter?<br />
<br />
That's Butker.

Dieter is the 3rd

[InChiefsHeaven]

You should also explain to her that the one ring betrayed Isildur to his death, as it did Alex Smith after he vanquished the dark lord.

But as much as I wanted to show that shit again, I decided to

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Also let's see if anyone got my little "last alliance of men and elves" reference...cus I liked doing it.
9ers and Packers...that was genius...

[InChiefsHeaven]

<br />
<br />
That's Butker.

Dieter is the 3rd

I thought the 3rd was Colquitt...

[loochy]

I thought the 3rd was Colquitt...

Yeah, maybe it is. It looks like Dieter too, though:

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/-SpKiAN9QWOv7XSMRSvu7ZyCBwQ=/0x0:2985x1990/1310x873/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/60149855/usa-today-9749113.0.jpg

https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_8_desktop_mobile/f_auto/chiefs/g1hd3yd3kdm9glsdxhxl

[InChiefsHeaven]

And who was the guy at the end "We have work to do..."

[kysirsoze]

And who was the guy at the end "We have work to do..."

Luck as Saruman.

[loochy]

Maybe you should cast Bob Sutton as Denethor so he catches himself on fire and jumps from the Minas Tirith prow.

[Hammock Parties]

9ers and Packers...that was genius...

YES BUT MEN AND ELVES ARE MENTIONED ANOTHER TIME

NO ONE HAS GOTTEN THIS REFERENCE SO FAR AND IT'S GENIUS

COME ON

[Hammock Parties]

Maybe you should cast Bob Sutton as Denethor so he catches himself on fire and jumps from the Minas Tirith prow.

Denethor is clearly SCOTT PIOLI

WHAT A FINALE THIS WILL BE

A HUGE CAST

[Raiderhater]

YES BUT MEN AND ELVES ARE MENTIONED ANOTHER TIME

NO ONE HAS GOTTEN THIS REFERENCE SO FAR AND IT'S GENIUS

COME ON

At the beginning of the creation of the fellowship scene. Pat and Andy.

[Raiderhater]

At the beginning of the creation of the fellowship scene. Pat and Andy.

Never mind, I’m on too much cold medicine. It was Alex Smith.

[Hammock Parties]

Never mind, I’m on too much cold medicine. It was Alex Smith.

YES.

A MAN AND AN ELF

A 49ER AND A PACKER

I SLAY ME

:jester:

[Katie]

Very much enjoyed this. Thanks for the laugh

[InChiefsHeaven]

YES.

A MAN AND AN ELF

A 49ER AND A PACKER

I SLAY ME

:jester:

That's what I said. It says A last alliance of men (alex) and Elves (andy).

I got it. It was glorious.

[Halfcan]

Excellent work!

[saphojunkie]

I love Berrymir.

He doesn't make it to the end, due to injury.

[ThaVirus]

Kelce as Legolas was a nice touch. He's always doing the bow and arrow celebration.

[Tribal Warfare]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I ain&#39;t afraid of no ghosts. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/breakthecycle?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#breakthecycle</a> <br><br>( Idea by <a href="https://twitter.com/ou_sas?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ou_sas</a> ) <a href="https://t.co/7v9dguPFpl">pic.twitter.com/7v9dguPFpl</a></p>&mdash; Steve Fitzpatrick (@fitzpas) <a href="https://twitter.com/fitzpas/status/1082375975571283968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Hammock Parties]

I love Berrymir.

He doesn't make it to the end, due to injury.

YOU GOT IT

I DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE

[ThaVirus]

"One does not simply play with a Haglund's deformity. Not with one thousand day-to-days can you do this. It is folly."

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

Ok peanut gallery, help me out.

Imagine you get a trophy for winning a divisional playoff game. What goes on the trophy instead of "division champions."

https://i.imgur.com/yfTSgP6.png

[stevieray]

:clap:

[Tribal Warfare]

LMAO

Ok peanut gallery, help me out.

Imagine you get a trophy for winning a divisional playoff game. What goes on the trophy instead of "division champions."

https://i.imgur.com/yfTSgP6.png

**** Equinophobia bitch

or

KC MO the nations glue factory 2019!

or

Fortune Favors the Bold

[Hammock Parties]

KISS

https://i.imgur.com/7zAu9Ur.png

[LoneWolf]

I had to football explain AND nerd explain this one to my wife. This was fucking fun to watch.

I had to do the same thing. Her response: “this is going to be a looong week.”

[Fish]

That Anthony Sherman face... LMAO....

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

good shit

[wazu]

This is amazing! Now I feel like the Chiefs owe it to us to win so we can get the sequel.

[Hammock Parties]

This is amazing! Now I feel like the Chiefs owe it to us to win so we can get the sequel.

It's destiny.

By the way, Mahomes looks AWESOME giving the crane kick to Andy Luck.

[Hammock Parties]

someone dumped this on r/LOTRmemes

LMAO

https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/ady4i2/a_man_of_great_quality_over_at_rkansascitychiefs/

going viral

[Sofa King]

someone dumped this on r/LOTRmemes

LMAO

https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/ady4i2/a_man_of_great_quality_over_at_rkansascitychiefs/

going viral

There's only 1 comment.

[Chiefs_Fan]

Awesome work!

[ThaVirus]

There's only 1 comment.


It’S gOiNg ViRaL

[KC_Connection]

This is amazing.

[Hammock Parties]

There's only 1 comment.

It's on four different subreddits ROFL

[Jodi's Bareback]

I lost it when I saw the kickers as Pippin and Merry!

Bravo, sir

[RunKC]

I thought for sure Clay would do a mash up of release of the King Theoden with Pat being Gandalf