Tom Brady hates Ketchup

[chinaski]

Somebody one said never trust a man that doesn't drink. Well, I don't trust a man that doesn't like ketchup.

Mahomes, if you are reading this, take note...

Tom Brady has said he wants to play football into his 40s.
That certainly seems possible, with Brady and the Patriots playing some of their best ball in the past decade.

Brady, 39, owes his longevity to his intense preparation, particularly his diet.

Secrets of Brady's diet have been divulged before — he eats a ton of healthy food, he doesn't drink, and avocado ice cream is a treat.

But the extent of Brady's diet was revealed in a profile of Brady and Gisele Bündchen's personal chef, Allen Campbell, from The Boston Globe's Hilary Sargent, and it's shocking how strict it is.

"Eighty percent of what they eat is vegetables," Campbell told Sargent. "[I buy] the freshest vegetables. If it's not organic, I don't use it."

That doesn't include all vegetables, however — Brady's diet is so strict that the quarterback cuts out some of the everyday veggies people eat because they have a negative effect on his body.

"[Tom] doesn't eat nightshades, because they're not anti-inflammatory," Campbell said. "So no tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants. Tomatoes trickle in every now and then, but just maybe once a month. I'm very cautious about tomatoes. They cause inflammation."

Tomatoes maybe once a month, no peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants ever. It doesn't end there. Campbell also said Brady sometimes ate bananas but mostly stayed away from fruit. There's also no coffee, caffeine, or dairy in his diet.

Some aspects of the couple's diet sound good, however. Campbell said for snacks he would make vegetable sushi rolls, fruit rolls, or raw chocolate chip cookies. He said the couple's diet was also very seasonal, meaning in the winter he would make more dishes with red meats and root vegetables, while summer meals were lighter and more salad-based. Campbell also said that when the two travel out of town, he contacts hotel workers to give "the lowdown" on what to make for them.

Still, this is intense preparation from a star who is defining how to extend a career. If Brady is unable to play into his 40s, he can still rest assured he had the perseverance to stick to such a strict diet in hopes of maintaining his body.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tom-bradys-diet-is-strict-2017-2

[Why Not?]

OP and I could never do business together. I don’t drink and I hate ketchup.


EDIT: I may have to start loving ketchup if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl and I may have to start drinking if they lose it.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

OP and I could never do business together. I don’t drink and I hate ketchup.


EDIT: I may have to start loving ketchup if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl and I may have to start drinking if they lose it.

I understand completely.

[SuperBowl4]

Can we assume from this article that Matt Cassel doesn't eat vegetables?

[Ken Bone]

I hate Tom Brady

[chinaski]

OP and I could never do business together. I don’t drink and I hate ketchup.


EDIT: I may have to start loving ketchup if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl and I may have to start drinking if they lose it.

It's okay, you seem nice?

[BostonCheatriots]

Tom Brady also doesn’t like women he prefers children ...Gisselle is just a decoy ....Tom Brady also hates HARD BALLS ,he likes them soft and deflated.

[Why Not?]

It's okay, you seem nice?

Now we can do business.

[Naptown Chief]

OP and I could never do business together. I don’t drink and I hate ketchup.


EDIT: I may have to start loving ketchup if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl and I may have to start drinking if they lose it.

I don't get the ketchup thing. Occasionally I'll put some on a burger but that's pretty rare. I'm also not a drinker..

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Meanwhile Brees and Rivers eat what ever the fuck they want.

[Naptown Chief]

Tom Brady also doesn’t like women he prefers children ...Gisselle is just a decoy ....Tom Brady also hates HARD BALLS ,he likes them soft and deflated.

Gisselle is nothing more than a means to an end. She pops the kids out so he can have at it

[Naptown Chief]

Meanwhile Brees and Rivers eat what ever the fuck they want.

All the while Rapistbuttplug rapes and then eats non suspecting women

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Can we assume from this article that Matt Cassel doesn't eat vegetables?

Matt Cassel eats dick.

Lots and lots of dick.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

All the while Rapistbuttplug rapes and then eats non suspecting women

Nothing surprises me about that guy.

[ChiliConCarnage]

http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tom-brady-waterslide.jpeg

[BostonCheatriots]

Gisselle is nothing more than a means to an end. She pops the kids out so he can have at it


When your wife makes more than you, it’s time for some soul searching .

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

They DO make organic ketchup. No Corn Syrup.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

When your wife makes more than you, it’s time for some soul searching .

If I can find a woman that makes more than me and will tolerate my bullshit, I will have no qualms about making her my wife.

[Graystoke]

Tom Brady is a dick

[Kman34]

Tom Brady eats dick

FYP

[BostonCheatriots]

If I can find a woman that makes more than me and will tolerate my bullshit, I will have no qualms about making her my wife.

Yeah we all like that , but too bad that kinda women don’t exist...if a woman makes more than the man she calls the shot ...Everybody knows Gisselle wears the pants in that household, tommy just babysits.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

I wonder what kind of power crystals he uses

[DrunkBassGuitar]

A healthy diet: no tomatoes but cookie dough is okay.

Lol

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Yeah we all like that , but too bad that kinda women don’t exist...if a woman makes more than the man she calls the shot ...Everybody knows Gisselle wears the pants in that household, tommy just babysits.

maybe that's the way they like it?

She does kind of look like a dude :

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https://youtu.be/KPmn1sy4kGI

[alpha_omega]

Ketchup hates Tom Brady.

[CoMoChief]

Fuck this pos!

Bet he's making out with his kids as we speak.

[CoMoChief]

And Giselle is one of the most overrated models of all time.

Fuckin bony-ass swamp donkey.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Ketchup hates Tom Brady.

I think, at this point, everyone and everything hates Tom Brady. Heard him whining about it after the game, the fucking pussy.

The whole world hates me too, Tom. But I suck it up. For a lot less $$ than Tom Fucking Brady, too.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

And Giselle is one of the most overrated models of all time.

****in bony-ass swamp donkey.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxN_NhMXypaX-IJysG6l4bzs1Sk2FrXb7aeZSr4DTQESz7MjieKg

[Naptown Chief]

And Giselle is one of the most overrated models of all time.

Fuckin bony-ass swamp donkey.

Scrawny and looks like a man...

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Scrawny and looks like a man...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGymakT-MA-Og-mpHEIQKd13LR9zGE7N7TrR09e_GdmlgdYwPi

[Hammock Parties]

We're going to break Brady in twain at the 50.

Allen Bailey and Justin Houston are going to pin him down and feed him Gates.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

We're going to break Brady in twain at the 50.

Allen Bailey and Justin Houston are going to pin him down and feed him Gates.

With Extra Spicy sauce. And pickles.

Tom Terrific's butthole will blow like a weathered o-ring under pressure.

[Hammock Parties]

With Extra Spicy sauce. And pickles.

Tom Terrific's butthole will blow like a weathered o-ring under pressure.

get him a doggie bag!!! yeah!!!

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[RealSNR]

Are his kids' fucking lips on the safe ingredient list? Because we know he loves those.

[Naptown Chief]

Are his kids' fucking lips on the safe ingredient list? Because we know he loves those.

ROFL

[Eleazar]

I hate ketchup too.

There's no good reason to ever eat ketchup in a world where BBQ sauce exists.

[Naptown Chief]

I hate ketchup too.

There's no good reason to ever eat ketchup in a world where BBQ sauce exists.

This guy gets it. Anything someone else puts ketchup on can, and should, be easily replaced with BBQ sauce.

[Frazod]

No wonder he's such a miserable prick.

[CoMoChief]

Brady is gonna get fisted right in his pussy hole.

[tooge]

Shows how much of an idiot Brady is. Tomato’s are super high in lycopene, of of the great anti oxidants. Lycopene is also an impressive anti inflammatory agent. Brady’s Chef is a moron

[T-post Tom]

Could Brady use ketchup for lube? If so, he'll be wanting it (nightshade or not) when Chris Jones comes raping.

[Marcellus]

No wonder he seems to be such a miserable fuck.

[MahomesMagic]

Brady probably got this tomato thing from Dr. Gundry. Although Gundry thinks tomatoes are fine if you peel the skin and don't eat the seeds.

SMART PLANTS: TOMATO
Smart Plants | Gundry MDA new study on the defense mechanisms of tomato plants has showed that tomatoes can sense a predator from its bite, turn on an extra powerful chemical, send out a message to surrounding plants that a predator is on the loose, and – WARNING: this is where we enter horror film territory – even turn hungry caterpillars into cannibals!

In the study, scientists encouraged tomato plants to go into attack mode by spraying them with varying amounts of a chemical known as methyl jasmonate which they knew would amp up the defense mechanism quicker in the tomato plants. Once their defenses were on high alert they started to produce nasty proteins to protect themselves.2

Scientists then placed eight caterpillars on each plant and watched how the caterpillars would handle their food choices when faced with the toxic proteins. After a few days, the caterpillars decided to eat each other instead!
https://gundrymd.com/smart-plants/

[T-post Tom]

Shows how much of an idiot Brady is. Tomato’s are super high in lycopene, of of the great anti oxidants. Lycopene is also an impressive anti inflammatory agent. Brady’s Chef is a moron

The folks vs. nightshades cite alkaloids as the problem. They are the plants' natutal insect repellent. Some think they contribute to autoimmune disorders. Not sure research completely supports the theory.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

With Extra Spicy sauce. And pickles.

Tom Terrific's butthole will blow like a weathered o-ring under pressure.

ROFL

[Naptown Chief]

Shows how much of an idiot Brady is. Tomato’s are super high in lycopene, of of the great anti oxidants. Lycopene is also an impressive anti inflammatory agent. Brady’s Chef is a moron

Don't get me wrong, Brady is a fuckboi and I'm sure his chef is a pompous ass too, but I wonder if the inflammatory thing was meant in regards to stomach. If I eat too much pizza, pasta, tomatoes in general, my stomach gets torn up. This sucks because I'm Sicilian and grew up with tomato based dishes and at family gatherings they're still the main course.

[htismaqe]

I saw Tom Brady buying milk the other day...

https://www.ripplefoods.com/img/bottle5.png

[htismaqe]

Don't get me wrong, Brady is a fuckboi and I'm sure his chef is a pompous ass too, but I wonder if the inflammatory thing was meant in regards to stomach. If I eat too much pizza, pasta, tomatoes in general, my stomach gets torn up. This sucks because I'm Sicilian and grew up with tomato based dishes and at family gatherings they're still the main course.

Tomatoes are acidic. If you have ulcers or reflux, tomatoes will cause issues. Has nothing really to do with inflammation.

[Beef Supreme]

I saw Tom Brady buying milk the other day...

https://www.ripplefoods.com/img/bottle5.png

Pea milk? WTF is that? There is no such thing. Show me the pea titty.

As for Brady not liking ketchup ... like we need another reason to hate Brady.

[Hoopsdoc]

No caffeine? Is that even possible?

[RobertWeathers]

He doesn't like strawberries either.

[htismaqe]

He doesn't like strawberries either.

Or girls.

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[RobertWeathers]

Or girls.

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Yea I'm not a fan of that either. Its his dad but still.....

But Mr. Gisele Bunchden does like girls...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Queer.

[Naptown Chief]

Tomatoes are acidic. If you have ulcers or reflux, tomatoes will cause issues. Has nothing really to do with inflammation.

I do have reflux. Guess that's makes sense, though I've always had issues with tomatoes. I used to, and at times still do, eat insanely spicy foods without issue. The only reason I stopped was because of the reflux diagnosis a couple years ago.

[njchiefs]

Thought this was pretty funny. From a PatsFan.com page.

[htismaqe]

But Mr. Gisele Bunchden does like girls...

Are you sure Gisele is actually, you know...

Might be sportin'.

[mdchiefsfan]

http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tom-brady-waterslide.jpeg

LMAO

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

I saw Tom Brady buying milk the other day...

https://www.ripplefoods.com/img/bottle5.png

That shit looks dank as fuck. Would.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Thought this was pretty funny. From a PatsFan.com page.

That's actually fucking hilarious, since they're supposedly so knowledgeable and "all about Xs and Os" over there. Funny thing is, there's so much actual football talk amongst the antifreeze and poop threads, I don't think I've ever actually had to type "Xs and Os" until now.


Funny, that.