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htismaqe
01-28-2019, 12:49 PM
Not feeling the best but everything went well. I'll be on and off as I'm resting and healing. Looking forward to this offseason for the first time in a long time...

loochy
01-28-2019, 12:50 PM
I'm glad the physical transition was a success. How is the hormone treatment going? The big question is this: Will you now legally be able to use the Women's restrooms?

Also, YOU MISSED THE BOB SUTTON / SPAGS MESS!

BIG_DADDY
01-28-2019, 12:50 PM
Good to see that you are doing well.

Buehler445
01-28-2019, 12:53 PM
Rock on. Do what the doctors say.

RealSNR
01-28-2019, 12:55 PM
ARE YOU GAY

Lzen
01-28-2019, 12:56 PM
I'm glad the physical transition was a success. How is the hormone treatment going? The big question is this: Will you now legally be able to use the Women's restrooms?

Also, YOU MISSED THE BOB SUTTON / SPAGS MESS!

ROFL

Dang, you beat me to it. I was gonna make a joke like that. :clap:

Simply Red
01-28-2019, 12:57 PM
ARE YOU GAY

this

The Franchise
01-28-2019, 12:58 PM
CALL ME MA'AM, DAMNT!

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 01:00 PM
I'm glad the physical transition was a success. How is the hormone treatment going? The big question is this: Will you now legally be able to use the Women's restrooms?

Also, YOU MISSED THE BOB SUTTON / SPAGS MESS!

It's always been legal here for dude's to use the women's room and vice versa. LOL

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 01:01 PM
ARE YOU GAY

I was gay before the surgery. You knew that.

Sassy Squatch
01-28-2019, 01:03 PM
If I was your doctor, I'd have just prescribed you some Growacet for your Whinybitchitis, but intrusive surgery to remove the sand from your vagina works too.

mnchiefsguy
01-28-2019, 01:04 PM
Glad you are on the mend htismage, welcome back.

loochy
01-28-2019, 01:04 PM
I was gay before the surgery. You knew that.

:hmmm: but if you were gay BEFORE the surgery, and then you had the surgery, wouldn't you now be straight? Or did you go back the other way, making yourself straight for a time, then becoming gay the other way post surgery? Gay man->straight man->surgery->lesbian?

Sassy Squatch
01-28-2019, 01:04 PM
Hope you feel better from whatever you had to have done soon.

tooge
01-28-2019, 01:08 PM
addadicktome?

Marcellus
01-28-2019, 01:08 PM
Take 2 of these, and don't call me in the morning.

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Rain Man
01-28-2019, 01:09 PM
If I ever had surgery, I'd probably ask them to put on a third arm. A third arm would really come in handy in a lot of situations, no pun intended. So I hope you did that.

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 01:17 PM
If I was your doctor, I'd have just prescribed you some Growacet for your Whinybitchitis, but intrusive surgery to remove the sand from your vagina works too.

Sure, insult me AFTER the tailgate so you know I won't smack you in the chin. LOL

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 01:18 PM
:hmmm: but if you were gay BEFORE the surgery, and then you had the surgery, wouldn't you now be straight? Or did you go back the other way, making yourself straight for a time, then becoming gay the other way post surgery? Gay man->straight man->surgery->lesbian?

It's so simple!

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 01:18 PM
If I ever had surgery, I'd probably ask them to put on a third arm. A third arm would really come in handy in a lot of situations, no pun intended. So I hope you did that.

Yeah, a third arm would be way useful.

luv
01-28-2019, 01:19 PM
Take 2 of these, and don't call me in the morning.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/97/a0/2597a0cc4b2daa790ab4fa758bbe0683.jpg

Excellent choice. Not sure how far outside Springfield Mother's sells, though.

luv
01-28-2019, 01:20 PM
CALL ME MA'AM, DAMNT!

I'm totally going to call you Fran.

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 01:21 PM
Excellent choice. Not sure how far outside Springfield Mother's sells, though.

I'm not sure I'm up for a stout MILF.

Reerun_KC
01-28-2019, 01:29 PM
CALL ME MA'AM, DAMNT!

Ill stick with Eric...

Marcellus
01-28-2019, 01:40 PM
Excellent choice. Not sure how far outside Springfield Mother's sells, though.

They actually changed the name of it to Materfamilias this year.

scho63
01-28-2019, 01:59 PM
This is a whole lot of Hullabaloo over a little mole removed off your ass! :D

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htismaqe
01-28-2019, 02:01 PM
This is a whole lot of Hullabaloo over a little mole removed off your ass! :D

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71koTH-X2tL._SX355_.jpg

I had a massive hemorrhoid removed. Ironically, so did the Chiefs! LOL

Fat Elvis
01-28-2019, 02:10 PM
Excellent choice. Not sure how far outside Springfield Mother's sells, though.

I just picked up a 6 pack of Mother's Stout on Saturday in Lawrence at the Cork and Barrel. Not sure if it is the MILF or not, and I haven't had a chance to try it yet.

scho63
01-28-2019, 02:10 PM
I had a massive hemorrhoid removed. Ironically, so did the Chiefs! LOL

It was a lucky guess! :eek:

Did you name it little Bob Sutton?

loochy
01-28-2019, 02:12 PM
I had a massive hemorrhoid removed. Ironically, so did the Chiefs! LOL

Jeez I bet recovery was hell

IowaHawkeyeChief
01-28-2019, 02:12 PM
Hopefully you had it done in Pella... They really know their assholes down there. Hope you are feeling better.

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 02:12 PM
It was a lucky guess! :eek:

Did you name it little Bob Sutton?

ROFL

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 02:13 PM
Hopefully you had it done in Pella... They really know their assholes down there. Hope you are feeling better.

Nah, I used to live there but I'm not Dutch. I got ran out of town for mowing my lawn on a Sunday afternoon.

IowaHawkeyeChief
01-28-2019, 02:19 PM
Nah, I used to live there but I'm not Dutch. I got ran out of town for mowing my lawn on a Sunday afternoon.

FTD FTD FTD

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 02:27 PM
FTD FTD FTD

"If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."

DeepPurple
01-28-2019, 02:34 PM
It's always been legal here for dude's to use the women's room and vice versa. LOL

If that's the case, then I'm using the ladies room from now on.

htismaqe
01-28-2019, 02:42 PM
If that's the case, then I'm using the ladies room from now on.

Just shop at Target. Anything goes there.